#THIS IS MEANT TO BE A JOKE YALL

[camelspit]

neverseen missed out tbh. as soon as they heard that someone accidentally flooded atlantis and got banished, they should have snatched up the song twins FAST. two powerful twins cast out by society with nowhere to go and no love for the government?? your recruitment office needs to get their shit together!!!

#yall ASKED for the black swan to snatch them up #you guys had years to talk to them and be like 'hey :) wanna change society?' #ENTIRELY your fault that theyre against you now #au where fintan hears about it and hunts them down and becomes like an awful father figure #actually. ok i meant that kind of as a joke but I would genuinley be intrigued by that. #kotlc #tam song #linh song

[mspaint-flower]

not tumblr announcing tumblr live in their new post but since i'm sentenced to the italian version of the blog it's italian but.did. you guys just google translate. the turkey country for the turkey animal

(for context Turkey in italian is Turchia but turkey (the animal) is tacchino)

#uhhh huhh i might need a tag for random rambling ngl #sunflower rambles #<- there. new tag #anyways that's so. incredibly funny to me. i thought yall actually hired someone #unless it was meant to be like that???? as a joke???? BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT #also tumblr live sucks. i will never touch it not even with a 10 ft pole #anyways yeah. just came back from the clinic and saw this

[mypersonalships]

Listen here y'all, 13 ships it.

Source

#i am highly aware that this was just a one-off joke not meant yo be taken seriously #but i'll take any hint of content i can get #seriously tho omg 13 called them an old married couple basically omg #yall should check out the vid btw if you haven't its fun and hilarious and gives highlights to some underrated doctors #second doctor #third doctor #thirteenth doctor #doctor who #doctorcest #twee #shipping #classic doctor who #modern who #crossover #? #doctors assemble #doctor who lockdown #what a silly thumbnail this got /pos #headcanon #video edit #meme

[mcnecklong]

Wait a god damn THIS BUGGY MOTHER FUCKER IS THE ONE YALL ARE ALL THIRSTING OVER???? HELLO?????

#one piece live action #one piece #buggy the clown #EXCUSE ME??? #YALL REALLY MEANT TBE ACTUAL BATSHIT CLOWN??? #I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE #I WROTE IT DOWN IN MY DIARY #TUMBLR MADE A VERY FUNNY JOKE TODAY ABOUT THE WEIRD MAN WHO DRESSES LIKE A CLOWN SOMETIMES #BUT NO #HES A CLOWN ALL THE TIME AND HES OFF HIS MCMOTHERFUCKIN ROCKER #AND YALL ARE /THIRSTING/??? #respect tbh

[zappedbyzabka]

Happy Valentine’s day to my wife (Johnny Lawrence from Karate Kid 1984) only <3

#Joking of course #I meant my happy wishes this morning to yall #And I love the other characters a as well #But I mean it. #johnny lawrence

[frostbitesjc]

gojo unboxing day is going to be a national holiday for many but gege’s personal hell

#sorry i will still joke about his disdain for gojo. it’s overused i know LET ME HAVE THIS #GOJO IS BACK BABY #OVER 1K DAYS #OVER 1.5K DAYS EVEN . #23 APRIL EVERYONE MARK YOUR CALENDARS #yall i am so. didn’t expect to see this day so soon #i feel like we should’ve left him there until 2k days but it’s fine we already got 1.5 #gojo satoru #jjk #jjk leaks #jjk 221 #edit: my bad i meant 1.1k 😭

[herbaklava]

Absolutely hate ending up on anime profile pic side of tumblr where everyone makes it their life’s mission to write “omg this is so problematic, don’t watch it” think pieces for every show or film that has complex and morally grey characters committing morally grey acts…

#some of ​yall wouldn’t believe the takes I’ve read on here #like imagine thinking that in a survival fueled post apocalyptic society people would care about the so called morality of telling sex jokes #you gotta be kidding me lmaoooo #this isn’t meant to drag EVERYONE with an anime profile pic I promise omg #cinema

[caffeinatedopossum]

That sad realization that not only did the undiagnosed autism lead to me not realizing my "friends" were actually bullying me the whole time I knew them but I was also unintentionally doing something similar to neurotypical friends because I didn't understand how we thought differently

#i just want yall to know that when i first wrote undiagnosed my phone autocortected that to undigested so. yeah #you heard it hear folks. autism is undigestable. thats why we all got tummy problems #anyway this is why is struggling with communication and maintaining relationships is a symptom #although my relationships always seem fine to *me* because im oblivious as fuck #and this is why autism questionnaires need to be phrased differently #alsp yeah. thinking about that one time i went to a summer camp and i joked about a girl in mine and my friends dorm #who was sleep talking that night. and one of the counselors immediately shamed me for bullying #like we were all there and awake. everyone already knew and laughed so i assumrd it was funny #but then suddenly *I* was being mean...? i understand more now but i wish someone explained it to me more gently #why did everyone laugh it was mean? i thought they laughed because it was funny #still dont understand why people laugh if something is hurtful. i didnt want to insult the girl either #i considered us friends and i was just trying to include her in the conversation #it was still not ok though... #theres another time that comes to mind when i said matter of factly that my sister was a liar #in front of her boyfriend who then very aggressively silenced me #i didnt understand why you would lie if you cant accept being a liar #it wasnt meant as an insult it was meant as the truth #but maybe if it was insulting she should stop lying #idk it was really weird #maybe this is why i didnt realize people where insulting me #because to them they were picking on me #but to me they were either stating a fact or falsely accusing me #i get embarrassed too of course but only because its whats expected of me #that makes me feel scared and inferior and alone. and thats what embarrassment feels like for me #it feels like everyone is unforgivingly looking at me with a magnifying glass

[arkos404]

i love ageswap reigen&mob so much, they’re either kindest and scariest emotionally constipated most powerfull esper in the world with nothing to lose mob and overexcited to fight ghosts who could kill him overeager for attention cinamon roll reigen

or anxious mess who was peer presured by a kid into being his master cant go up a flight of stairs withouth panting mob and the snarkiest most cunning most asshole teen who keeps mouthing off to people who can snap his neck with their minds

and i fucking love them for it

#ageswap au #age swap au #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho fanart #reigen arataka #shigeo kageyama #sometimes theyre both the same but in #different point in the timeline #yall i seriously love this au im not even joking #i love to see everyone's interpretation so muchh #i love seeing these aus and i can think back and realize where theyre coming from #i think everyone should have their own version of an ageswap au #fesufhewsif i love this so much your honor #arkos draws #i did NOT meant to draw mob that scary in the second drawing

[uselessnbee]

sometimes i feel so petty i want to make a big post about all the times Will and El weren't that great towards Mike just to ..you know.. balance it out a bit

#it's always here's all the times Mike hurt Will and El's feelings and never here's all the times Will and El hurt Mike's feelings #it's so unfair like i saw people hating Mike over fucking MILKSHAKES because they just had to find a reason to hate him it's so stupid #if i went on here and started hating on Will and El for not laughing at Mike's vomit green joke cause it made him sad yall would call me #absolutely crazy and delusional like be fucking for real Mike just breathes wrong in Will's or El's direction and he's the devil himself #but Will and El could literally call Mike a slur to his face and yall would be like hE dESeRvEd iT tHeY DiDnT dO aNyThiNG wRoNG like fr #there are so many small times when Mike tried to get Will's attention like the vomit green joke or the they're conspiring against me moment #and everyone always just laughs how Mike is a loser trying to get their attention but they always just ignore him or whatever but if it was #reversed? if it was Will trying to get Mike's attention only for Mike to either ignore him or yell in his face how it's stupid to be #concerned about something so small? oh yall would go ballistic suddenly yall wouldn't care how small these things are suddenly you would #want Mike fucking dead but when it's the other way around it's just funny and embarassing for Mike? and not just small things like this #when we point out how El invalidated his feelings and dismissed his bullying everyone is like oh she didn't mean that she meant it like #this she meant it like that she said it because of this and that and the situation is like this so this is why she said that #and blah blah blah she didn't do anything wrong but when it comes to Mike suddenly it doesnt matter if he meant it differently or if it was #the situation and messy feelings making him say something hurtful no he's just an asshole oh i am cursing you all #i hope you step on lego every day and your favorite snack is always sold out in every shop i hope every cat you try to call will ignore you #or hiss at you i am so tired of the double standards when it comes to Mike and willel i am so angry #mike wheeler #mike wheeler protection squad #blue's 'mike's extreme defender' ramblings #i got a little carried away in the tags but i'm not sorry i said what i said #and idc if i get hate for it cause i'm right anyways

[jadeofblades]

"God i hate shuichi SO much he's so pathetic and annoying i wish he died instead of-" 💥💥💥🔫

#mindless chatter #rant #shuichi saihara #Listen i get it. I do i know he's not everyone's favorite #But some of shuichi's haters are so...... good Lord #maybe its cuz i relate and like him a lot but yall are so ruthless and for what #like yknow what.. maybe he isn't that good at being murder cases...... BECAUSE HE WAS NEVER MEANT TO #HIS PREVIOUS DETECTIVE LIFE WAS DEDICATED TO INFIDELITY CASES AND SMALLER SHIT #OFC HE'S NO KYOKO WHY DO YOU THINK HE COMPARES HIMSELF TO HER SM #and how shuichi suffers so Much mentally but noo he's a damn emo boy.......... side EYE #ik most or whatever amount of the hate are jokes but like man i just.. do not Care #Let me browse through his tags online in Peace #This is.. dumb #dont mind me. Its 1030 pm im tired and im a lil bitch about my faves #Normal me is like respect peoples opinions c: #Mental illness me is like THEY HATE CHARACTER? BEAT THEM WITH METAL PIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I could also apply this to gonta and kaito #But hate for them is less common and more so stuff like #They're dumb as rock and (instead thing that literally isnt them) #Like okay you can say you didn't pay jack shit anout them its fine #Okay thats enough goodbye (walks away with my ass out)

[campcrystal-lake]

^^^ Some of y’all straight-up did not understand Barbie but are somehow convinced that your lack of understanding makes you smarter than the movie

#like. the reason barbie apologizes to ken is because barbieland has spent years dehumanizing kens & treating them like accessories #yknow. because barbieland is meant to be an inverse of our world where women are dehumanized. #kens represent people being dismissed based solely on the circumstances of their “birth” (or creation/manufacturing since these are dolls) #its not ''what about men'' its literally a message FOR MEN that asks them to consider what being treated as an object would feel like #also is anyone actually calling it an ‘’unprecedented feminist event’’ or are you just policing women for enjoying a movie made for them 🤔 #+ the gynecologist line at the end is a fucking joke that people take way too seriously but also... #how many other mainstream movies can you even think of where the word ''gynecologist'' is said so casually #do some of yall forget that a lot of women literally do not have access to or do not even know about the importance of seeing a gynecologis #like can you not even fathom that casually talking about that type of thing in a huge movie like Barbie... #...can be a small but important step towards normalizing discussions about women's health? #no instead we're all just gonna bitch that a popular comedy movie based on a childrens toy didn't have groundbreaking feminist commentary #because as we all know every movie that a woman makes has to have groundbreaking feminist commentary otherwise it aint worth shit /s #moviepost #theres a fight over at the morgue #just my onion

[devilfruitdyke]

good news gang we do not have a pep rally

#yesterday someone in the humanities gc said gang and a dude thought she meant the crip way and not the scooby doo way #and he was like no i dont wanna hear it yr a Law Abiding Citizen. and i (as a joke) (unofficial leader of this gc) #was like you dont know me ive pirated a movie #and he was like yr parents can afford a maid stfu (SMILE AND LAFF YALL 😭) #this dude also lives in the same neighborhood as the girl he said this to. like hello #ok post canceled someone is in the same gc rn acting like she just discovered sparknotes #hello.

[kyuala]

ok so kyu n junghwan were two of my guesses for t5 so lets see if i can get the other 3 right as well. im thinking ruto jihoon n hmmmmm dobby!

#u see yoshi is a backup guess bc they might want 2 rappers in the unit but idt he'd vote for himself as the most handsome member so #also! they might save him for the (hopefully 🤞🏼) next 5-member unit w hyunsuk #also dont think suk sahi or jeongwoo would vote for themselves so im already discarding them #jihoon DEF would n they might wanna split the leaders. ruto may or may not have voted for himself i just think he's more likely to than #yoshi also he's definitely one of the most (if not THE most) popular members so i feel like placing him in their 1st unit is a good choice #now that leaves jaehyukie n dobby for the last spot. im gonna go w dob bc even tho i think jae's also one of the most popular members #(source: the voices) n they both can eat any choreo up n have similar vocal abilities. i just think dobby fits the flower boy concept much #more. jae has more of like a classic masculine type of beauty if that makes sense. im just saying shit atp tbh this could go either way #but i gotta pick one lmao #mari.txt #ALSO! i said jwoo wouldnt vote for himself but he definitely would like. as a joke. also if it meant being in a new unit. so hes a lil bit #of a wildcard i think. we'll see how it goes #jihoon's still my main pick from original main vocal line since yedams gone n hes so full of himself its SICKENING #lmk what yall think ive been theorizing abt this since i found out abt t5 omg #also tbh i think sahi totally fits the 'prettiest flower boys' concept i just dont think hed volunteer himself #n thats my basis for the guessing lol #also also going off this if there rly is another unit coming that would mean suk yoshi jae sahi jwoo unit. id eat that shit up

[sainzcaleruega]

So far I have come to the conclusion that multiple drivers resemble animals: Esteban Ocon looks like a chipmunk, Max Verstappen looks like a frog and Charles Leclerc looks like a mouse any additions to the list are welcome

#f1 #pierre looks like a monkey/werewolf hybrid but yall arent ready for that conversation #esteban ocon #max verstappen #charles leclerc #this is meant as a joke btw dont come for me pls