#THIS IS NOT SERIOUS

[laylawatermelon]

Maddie: so let get this straight... (Or not so straight)

You were interested in this confident guy who you then found out was hanging out with your best friend.

Yes.

You came to me complaining about how he was replacing you.

Yes.

You almost killed yourself with a barbel when you thought he was talking to your best friend on the phone.

Yes.

So then you hijacked a basketball game, which you hate by the way with my HUSBAND,

Buck: Not married yet but continue.

Maddie: - and end up maiming your best friend in a fit of immature rage.

Yes.

And you're response and conclusion it's that you like him and should remove the guy from the equation by FUCKING him?!

Buck: I haven't got that far but I love the suggestion.

#babe so close #yet so far #in true buck fashion #crack #buddie #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 fox #tv shows #lgbtqia #bi disaster buck #this is not serious #like at all #i'm sleep deprived #babe let's count one more time #it's Buck #he's gonna buck 🤷🏾‍♀️ #but get it ig #bravo Buck #he's cute

[shenspeaker]

Intrepid Heroes by How Powerful they are in Dnd Combat/10

Siobhan Thompson 7/10 - Plays it by the book, wants to win. The most prepared to kill Brennan in real life.

Ally Beardsley 9/10 - Renowned dice deity. Impossible to see coming. Impossible to track tactically. Big swings and big rolls to back it up. A force of nature.

Lou Wilson 5/10 - Will die for the bit. Always plays the character and the story first, even at the cost of his life. That said, sometimes playing the story will unlock a game changer that playing it tactically never could have.

Zac Oyama 6/10 - Just there to have a good time. Will kill if it’s convenient to him. One liners so devastating they have a mechanical effect.

Brian “Murph” Murphy 6/10 - Robust technical knowledge and possibly the most tactics-forward PC. Knows how to minmax but doesn’t go out of his way to do so. Pretty by the book. Famously despised by dice gods everywhere.

Emily Axford 10/10 - A maniac’s stewpot of technical skill, combat optimization, creative chaos, and killer instinct. Sees opportunities, weaponizes them, and obliterates the opposition.

#dimension 20 #dimension20 #emily axford #lou wilson #zac oyama #brian murphy #siobhan thompson #ally beardsley #intrepid heroes #d20 #neverafter #fantasy high #brennan lee mulligan #this is not serious #they all have infinite power in my heart

[thefiresontheheight]

I like being called a yank cause A) as an American I prolly deserve it B) it sounds very olde timey and funny (espesh when Brits do it) and C) heheheh yeah i be yankin it* *my junk

#this is not serious

[refridgeratior]

To the person who dunked Dante into milk (+ water), I hope you're happy. They are soggy, sogged wirh milk now thanks to you

#limbus company #this is not serious #I hope you all know #Honorable mention: the blenders

[blacktacmopsi]

I like to imagine that after missions, Keegan and the Ghost boys hit up the shower in their base (or wherever they go) to get all squeaky clean... But Keegan likes to shower while everyone is gone so he can sing to himself songs he knows the others will give him hell for.

Like, I can picture him washing all the gross grime off his body and singing softly to himself "...Quiero ver bailar tu pelo, quiero ser tu ritmo, Que le enseñes a mi boca tus lugares favoritos..."

And Kick, who also kind of takes lonely showers too, sings from a shower stall further down the room completing the song.

Keegan's like "Oh shit Kick, I didn't know you knew Spanish." And Kick is like "I don't man, I just know the lyrics to 'Despacito'.

Kick is showering with his mask on.

#call of duty #call of duty ghosts #cod ghosts #BlackTac ChitChat #call of duty kick #call of duty keegan #this is not serious #keegan p russ #cod keegan #keegan cod #keegan cod ghosts #kick cod

[amtrak018]

I don't know if Mark really is a cannon character that didn't appear but I'll leave you with this NZSNLKNSZSKNX

(I saw it on the Wiki last night)

Vacation is over :( well, I'm going to school on saturday, I'm nervous....

#kinitopet #kinito my beloved #fanart #kinito fanart #oc #kinito the axolotl #(?) #shitpost #this is not serious #mark the question mark

[necrosanity]

yes this is that ps2 ad thing but with Vittorino

#8:11 game #8:11 vittorino #811 game #this is not serious #idk why I made this #a little funny to me though

[feybeasts]

"omg turn me into a kobold next, Fey!"

"I'd love to be a dragon's kobold tbh"

"ha ha it'd be sooooo great if I was a kobold"

...Be careful what you wish for, dearies. Especially when someone's WIP monstersona is all too willing to oblige...

#fey’s art #sketch #furry #furry art #scalie #fatfur #dragon #this is not serious #please for the love of god do not rp at me #i cannot turn you into a kobold #it's called a dramatic sting #i am just an online art goober with a dragon monstersona

[byk23]

If i leave my tumblr blog open to AI do you think it will poison it so much that any art generated of Hannibal will have him be a penguin?

#i already blocked it in setting #this is not serious #dont let them steal art

[xmultifandomsx]

The worst thing to crawl out of Crime Alley

Growing up Jason thought only the worst things crawled out of Crime Alley. The drugs that blinded his mom, the heavy hand of his father, the mugger down the street who kept taking his lunch money until he stopped carrying any. It's a sickness that infects anything it touches. All things festered and blackened until they were ruined in his neighborhood. Not even Batman liked to show his face around Jason's home (because they were all destined to be ruined). Then Willis disappeared and his mom went and overdosed. Jason learned some good manages to survive between the sidewalk cracks and crumbling buildings. From the ladies on the street who warned him about cops to the older boy who taught him how to jack a tire. Sure, the darkness lurked behind every corner but it made some people fight harder to protect the light around them. And Jason, ever the moth, tried to stick close to the light (maybe he was not destined to be ruined). Then Bruce swooped in and taught him that not all of the worst things clawed out of Crime Alley. Unanswered riddles and toxin that makes your worst nightmares real wriggle their way into his nightmares beside the needles. Evil was not unique to his origins (he was not destined to be ruined). The world had plenty of wounds, sick and oozing, if he looked close enough. It was up to him to be the balm. Until the deranged cackles of an equally disturbed clown ring through his head as he dies. He comes back ruined with green staining his vision. Standing over a dying Robin, blood on his hands using the old moniker of his own murderer, Jason learns he was right. Only the worst things crawl out of Crime Alley.

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #robin #red hood #tim drake #titan tower incident #growing up #crime alley #dc joker #scarecrow #the riddler #catherine todd #willis todd #this is not serious #dont worry about it

[kreideprinz69]

between hajime and nagito, i think they trade off on big/little spoon tbh. nagito 100% loves just being cradled in hajime’s arms but listen i think he would like latching onto him just as much. he might be too nervous to do that at first though so my hypothesis here is that nagito is the little spoon and hajime feels cooler being the big spoon so he’s the big spoon. HOWEVER, them later into their relationship nagito is totallyyyy the big spoon and hajime is the little spoon but they trade off. do you see the vision? because i dont, i dont know what this means entirely

#this is not serious #komahina #i keep posting at 3 am right before bed #there is literally no point to this

[onedaughterofman]

Would the Papas + Imperator still love you if you were a worm?

Nihil: Who said he loves you in the first place??? Kidding, unless... Honestly, I think he would, but he'd also accidentally step on you or something like that. Don't trust this man.

Primo: Has a garden just for you, knows how to get you the perfect, safe environment and nutrients. Gives you flowers. Trust this man.

Secondo: Took you to Las Vegas. Lost you. Still cries about it nowadays. Trust him a little, but plan another way to come back home.

Terzo: Told his tailor to make a cute little outfit to match his (the tailor is still trying to figure it out). Is searching for a way to become a worm, so you can be wormy lovers together. Asked Satan to turn him into a worm. Satan said no. He cried. Trust this man, for he is a fool in love.

Copia: Loves you to death. Rolled on you during his sleep. Cried about it for hours thinking he accidentally killed you (he didn't). Doesn't let his rats anywhere near you. Takes you on nice walks. He loses you in places from time to time, but always finds you. Trust him, but be careful because he's mostly clueless.

Imperator: Thinks you are cute. Carries you on her shoulders. Pets your little worm head with razor sharp nails. She likes you because she can tell you all her evil murderous plans and you can't tell anybody. No one would believe a worm anyway. DON'T trust this woman.

#shitghosting #for real #this is a shitpost #ghost band #this is not serious #ghost bc #papa emeritus #please don't judge #im sleep deprived #im tired #ghost headcanons

[nellieofthevalley]

The demons told me to draw the onceler x henry

#Obviously a crackship #this is NOT serious #killer frequency #the whistling man #henry barrow #the lorax #the onceler #I hate henry

[blacktacmopsi]

The Ghost Boys & Their Guilty Pleasure Snacks.

Merrick- This man likes Triscuits. Give him a box and he'll be delighted. There's just something about the cracker that scratches his salt cravings. If he pairs it with a good cheddar cheese, he's in the zone.

Kick- Trolli sour bright crawlers are his jam. The colors, the sweet and tart taste. Kick is a kid at heart still and is a sucker for these. Not uncommon for him to toss one up in the air and try to catch it in his mouth.

Logan- He likes Oreo cookies. Logan too is a bit of a kid at heart and he loves this iconic cookie. He definitely will twist it open, lick the cream first then eat the cookie or twist two open and make a double stuffed Oreo.

Hesh- Give this man a Reese's peanut butter cup! A childhood favorite of his, he loves them in the freezer and nice and cold. He believes this is the ONLY proper way to eat them and will argue this point. Eat it at room temperature? What the hell is wrong with you?!

Keegan- Flaimin' Hot Cheetos baby! He grew up with these and he loves the heat (but hates the red fingers). If he wasn't trying to stay in shape he'd dowse them in nacho cheese sauce.

Ps: This is absolutely not meant to be serious.

#call of duty #call of duty ghosts #cod ghosts #cod keegan #hesh walker #keegan p russ #keegan cod #keegan cod ghosts #logan walker #kick cod #call of duty merrick #this is not serious #BlackTacMopsi Writes Garbage

[mintedwitcher]

Listen. As funny as jealous!Eddie would be. I really just need this man to be dumb for once. He's been so smart and emotionally stable since being therapised, I need him to lose possession of the sole braincell just for this episode okay. Just for once.

I need him to genuinely Not Get that Buck and Tommy are on a date. I need him to be utterly and completely oblivious to the point of foolishness. I need him to be so happy about how his best friend and his new friend have made up and now they're friends too, so all three of them can do friend activities together.

And when Buck comes out to him, I need him to be happy and supportive. And then I need him to go home and break up with his girlfriend because if I have to look at her psycho serial killer grin one more fucking time I'll--

Just once, 911, just once. Let Buck hold the braincell. Let Eddie be the dumbass we all know he can be. #HimboEddie2024

#911 speculation #this is not serious #well. okay im like 80% serious #basically i dont want two back to back jealousy episodes ok #give us some humour in the form of eddie being a total dumbass #911 abc

[shadow-von-vamp]

wow if you cut out most of the lyrics this song really fits the character

#this is not serious