#THIS IS REALLY STUPID

[f0xgl0v3]

How does one Elias Bouchard hold his Pipe/The overall murder scene

Tw this like entire post is about the proper way to hold a pipe if you wanna effectively hit someone with it several times repeatedly :3 also spoilers for MAG 80

Guys I am simply a writer and this is just for writing and thought experiment purposes, none of this shall or should be applied to real life and it’s just for the haha extended sounds of brutal pipe murder-

What has come to my life-? I’m talking about Elias Bouchard and how he holds the Pipe to murder people- I, there will be actual Percy Jackson stuff soon. Maybe talking about Camp Jupiter and armor and gear and stuff or something however,

Everyone draws Elias with really weird hand positions on the pipe-? That’s a weird thing to say and the art is fantastic but if your beating someone with a Pipe then there seems to be a way I always thought in my head-

Let’s, for the sake that I’m halfway through season 4 consider the only Pipe murder I am currently aware of would be Jurgen Leitner’s, we can work with this. Elias is standing over him at the other side of a desk while Jurgen is seated I believe-? There are a couple ways we can go about this,

1) Elias hits him while they both are in the neutral position at the desk

2) Elias walks over to Jurgen’s side during the conversation and hits him then

3) Jurgen stands up from his chair and then Elias hits him.

I have had to listen to the sound clip so many times for this- I- okay. So, the beginning of the murder still is Jurgen talking, I think audibly a bit worried. I’d like to make the assumption that while Elias is like “bird stuff always a risk about death” that is when the pipe is revealed, Jurgen is taking the moment to try and reason with him and I think 2 and 3 are the most viable due to the sound they use. In 1’s scenario Elias wouldn’t get enough strength in that first swing (due to the desk being in the way, and Elias most likely having to lean over the desk to try and get a strong strike.

Then, the sound- I believe Elias initially hits Jurgen from the side of the head, think like the same ‘row’ that your temples are on, that vague side of the head. Jurgen is heard with a grunt by the first hit; we don’t hear him fall or anything (which makes me suspect it could be a situation of Elias walking over to the other side of the table) and it doesn’t really sound like Elias moves where he hits very much- continuing to strike that original spot; otherwise we’d likely hear the crunch of bone. Am I making the assumption that the sound design would include the crunch and that I would know what hitting a skull with a metal pipe is, oh yeah totally.

Now, that settles how I think this entire thing played out, Elias revealing the pipe as he walks over to the side, Jurgen looks up in old sad man still seated and is trying to reason with Elias, maybe he even attempts to get up and that is when Elias strikes in the right side of his head (just what makes sense to me, it could be the left either it wouldn’t matter much) and repeatedly hits there 11 times (yes I counted the strikes we hear, no I don’t have anything better to do with my time because I’m putting off writing a script) before like dipping or whatever.

Now, the pipe posture if you will. I see so many drawings of Elias’s hands like this,

Raised, and for all intents and purposes from an art sense it’s rad. It’s a dynamic pose and stuff, and of course this is not a critique on artists (who are way better than me) and how they want to draw this fictional man hold his pipe. However this is my brainrot talking on the ‘hey I think this is how he’d get the most effective swing’ because I’ve listened to two seasons back to back and I no longer have a brain.

But; Elias Bouchard wants the most bang for his buck so to speak. I think holding the Pipe like the tried and true baseball bat would provide this. Elias holding it like in my very bad diagram is good if he’d want to poke or stab someone with the pipe, but it’s really effective if you can get that swing in. So yeah, baseball style; hands together near the end of the pipe and over a shoulder or even over his head if you want to be silly with his posing.

Uh, haha okay. I’m sorry but the rot is all consuming and I’ve been thinking about him a lot, also like Peter Lukas and a bunch of the other sillies but this kinda- forced itself out while I was looking at art of the scene. I, uh, :3 that’s all. I like thinking about the mapping and layout and planning of scenes like these and how the visuals might’ve looked if there were visuals. I promise I probably won’t make any more posts like this for a solid while (however, talking about Bryce Lawerence and my thing in SoN are-imagining that he was the one to kill Gwen… maybe.)

#hehe :3 #idk how to tag this #the magnus archives #tmagp spoilers #tma podcast #tmagp theory #this is really stupid #ridiculous even #I’m sorry if you just want to see the funny pjo stuff I post- #elias bouchard #love that sick little rat man #sorry #okay bye

[rotaryphoam]

CHAINSAW MAN but all the demons and fiends are MUPPETS

#fanart #chainsaw man #chainsaw man fanart #the muppets #muppets #denji #pochita #power #asa #yoru #this is really stupid #csm #csm fanart #rkgk #doodle #sketch #csm muppets #chainsaw muppets

[ratsonfire]

This is romance

#dbh #detroit become human #gavin reed #gavin dbh #dbh nines #dbh rk900 #reed900 #now kiss. #they are so me #i have no thoughts #other than AHHAWVSFKKRKREO #this is really stupid

[cynical-canidae]

He has done nothing wrong EVER. (His crime list is 10 miles long.)

(Based on this post.)

#this is REALLY stupid #cynical-art #doctor who #tenth doctor #the doctor #rose tyler #tenrose #doctor x rose #timepetals #art #dalek #david tennant #cynical-canidae

[bitethedevil]

Raphael is grandma-coded:

(My contribution to the peepaw Withers x Raphael crackship)

- Always waving his fingers in your face when telling you something

- Vaguely threatens you to eat in your first meeting

- Serves enough food to feed a small village

- Overdecorates his house

- Nose is always in your business

- Douses himself in perfume

- Could probably knit you a sweater over the course of a day if he wanted to. Works on 10 pet projects at the time, somehow good at all of them.

I rest my case and no, I will not be taking criticism at this time

#shitposting time #this is really stupid #raphael the cambion #raphael bg3 #bg3 raphael #bg3 withers

[expiredsoda]

did I come up a dumb lil joke just to have an excuse to draw them kissing ?

yes. yes I did 🐢

#resident lover #cassandra dimitrescu #this is really stupid #did the joke land well ? #welp i tried #ówo #🐠🔆

[blazing--comet]

Style test with a stupid comic I want you guys to guess who got him into this .

#art #comic #iz #invader zim #zim #invader zim dib #dib #dib membrane #this is really stupid #but that dumb song was stuck in my head #and who better than it be to draw this with than ZiM

[mythallia]

did you guys hear about the kid napping at the park

it was lovely

#this is really stupid #i’m sorry #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted lovely #redacted solaire clan #redacted vampires

[fangirlingpuggle]

Another sleepy DP royal family AU/fic prompt. This time with Dan.

So, Dan breaks out and realizes Danny is technically heir of the ghost zone, and Dan technically is Danny and older and so though workaround he ends up as ruler of the ghost zone. Not doing anything openly evil definitely plotting something though, but Dany can’t attack him because these fright knight and other guards and apparently you can’t fight the ghost king with other ghosts not inferring normally.

The thing is other ghosts and the other ancients see Danny and Dani and Dan and just look at these 3… and then clockwork and then the sarcophagus…

HOLY SHIT PARIAH AND CLOCKWORK HAD 3 KIDS????

Like the oldest one clearly takes after Pariah more, but the other 2’s chaos energy so clearly clockworks, and oh things explains everything, and the kids having human forms and pretending to be part human yeah that sounds like something those 2 would do, also probably safer for kids cause yeah Pariah had a lot of enemies…. Or honestly with CW and Pariah they probably messed with some weird shit that might have actually made kids half human who knows.

Like no one will listen to them

Danny: no look I was human a had human parents who are ghost hunters and I got caught in the portal became a halfa.

Ghosts:…ok

Danny: And Dani is a clone of me that the fruitloop made because he’s crazy and obsessed with my mum and me

Ghosts:…

Danny: And Dan is an evil version of me from an alternate future who sort of destroyed the world cause my parents and friends died in an explosion and he ripped out his human half and-

Ghosts:..

Ghosts: Kid if you’re going to lie at least make it believable.

Danny:… ok I mean yeah when I say it out loud

No one believes him at all, Dan had decided fuck it this is hilarious and now the ancients won’t kill me so plays along and now keeps calling Danny little brother. Danny goes to complain to CW and Dani’s just chilling out there and calls him big brother cause CW just accepted this is reality and yeah his kids now.

BONUS:

Spectra; I mean it makes sense now why Phantom jumps into so many fights he’s the middle child it must have been him acting out for attention.

Danny:…

Danny: YOU’RE NOT EVEN A REALLY THERAPIST

#danny phantom #dp #au #fic prompt #dp royal family #royal family #dark ages #dp dark ages #humor #this is really stupid #clockwork #dad clockwork #danny fenton #dan phantom #dani phantom #pariah dark

[championofsanghelios]

love...

SPOILERS FOR TOTK (YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED) "Did something happen with you and Link?" "What?" Sidon snaps out of his daze as he hears Yona's voice. He turns around to face her, letting out a small gasp. "What- What are you doing up here? It's hardly a safe place for-" "-because he seemed pretty upset with you from what Rivan and Bazz told me." Yona continues, tilting her head at him. "Something about...past interactions." "..." The Prince blinks a few times, shaking his head. "...I-...what? I didn't find him to be upset or disagreeable...in fact he seemed quite happy to see me after all this time. I know I was delighted to see him." He tilts his head much like she had. "What makes you say that?" "Your father actually..." Yona sighs. "I went to see him at the Sanctuary and he said he was concerned about what might happen when Link learned that you and I were...well you know." "Instigating old guppy..." Sidon breathes out deep through his gills, shaking his head. He was suddenly realising what she was getting at. "I assure you the stuff that happened between Link and myself is in the past...I'm not entirely sure what drew us together originally, but it's no longer the case." "Well it's not in the past for him." Yona replies, giving her fiancee a look. One she'd given him many times throughout the years they'd known one another. "...he remembers it quite vividly." "Well you can tell my Father that I detected absolutely no signs of-" "-not for him, you silly shark!" Yona breathes a laugh, stepping forwards and prodding him gently on the arm. "For Link. Did you actually look at him when you spoke to him?" "Of course I did." Sidon replies flatly. Glancing to the right slightly. Desperately trying to remember what colour of tunic Link was wearing, if he was even wearing one at all. "It's-...it's only good manners to make eye contact with the person you're speaking to." "Like you're making eye contact with me right now?" "Uh-" "Sidon." "Alright! Maybe I was distracted by what I'm doing here!" the Prince suddenly snips, gesturing at the sludge raining down around them, and the brown gloomy mess that the waters had become. "There is a little bit of an issue if you haven't noticed! One that is taking up a considerable portion of my concentration." "Sidon." Yona continues. "He still cares about you a great deal. Maybe you're not prepared to accept that given that you've moved on from him, but the truth is the truth, no matter how much you try to ignore it." "I'm not ignoring it." he mutters. He turns from her, shaking his head. "I'm just-...it was a long time ago...we're different people now." "Do you still care about him?" is the next question, and as if she couldn't have asked a better one at the most perfect time, he finds himself turning back to her. "What sort of a question is that!?" Sidon exclaims, almost hurt by it on some level. "Of course I care about him! He's my best friend in the world! Why wouldn't I!?" Yona simply smiles at that. "...you should talk to him...properly, when you next see him." "We have a lot to do..." Sidon manages to find the words after a moment, breathing a deep sigh. "...you, my father and I have a Domain to keep safe...but Link? He-...he has 5 Kingdoms to check up on, a Princess to find. There's nothing I could do or say for him that would ease that burden." "This was the first place he came too...after finding his way back to Hyrule." Yona says after a beat. "...and do you know when he walked up to me in the Plaza that first time...his first thought was to ask where you were." Sidon processes that as she says it, his eyes widening a fraction. "...I-...It was?" "When people are under threat of losing everything they tend to seek out what matters to them most." Yona adds finally. "...for comfort, for help...and in his case...love.

She sighs, smiling a little more when she sees it all dawn her fiancee's face. He remembers that you never gave up on him, that you believed in him when he needed it most...next time you see him, make sure you don't betray his memory of you..."

#totk spoilers #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #prince sidon #lady yona #sidlink #short stories #this is really stupid #I actually really like Yona. #Shes really sweet.

[theminecraftbee]

Ren flops onto his conveniently placed throne, throwing himself across the armrests with as much drama as possible. It’s enough drama, in fact, to make Bdubs stop what he was doing and turn to look at Ren expectantly.

“Bdubs. My loyal partner. My kingmaker. My right hand,” Ren starts.

“Yes, my king?” Bdubs says.

“Am i not good enough?”

“Yes,” Bdubs says automatically, before pausing and realizing what he’s said. “Wait, I mean, no! You’re worthy! Why else would I pick you for the crown!”

Ren huffs and throws a hand over his face. “Do I not create quests for the people? Do I not help create roads, and jobs, and beautiful portals no one would have finished without further motivation?”

“You do, my king!” Bdubs says.

“Am I not a fit ruler? Have I not been lenient with my crown? Have I—seriously, dude, I actually haven’t done anything but stick my head around everywhere, I haven’t made any claims I hadn’t already made, man. I just—Bdubs,” Ren says.

Bdubs gets the sense he’s just supposed to be smiling and nodding at this point. “Yes?”

“Bdubs, Bdubs am I just—just that unlikable? Am I… an ugly dog?”

“What?” Bdubs says, baffled.

“Am I just—an inherently untrustworthy dog? Am I just too easy to make fun of? I don’t understand,” he says.

“No,” Bdubs guesses the correct answer is.

“Then why are so many people defying me!” wails Ren. “I hadn’t actually run out of money yet! I haven’t done anything to defy! Seriously, even you’re doing it!”

“What? No! I would never,” Bdubs says in what he hopes is a very convincing voice. The fact Bdubs still has several of Ren’s diamonds in his inventory is immaterial.

“You have, though, Sir Bdubs!” Ren makes a pitiful whine. “I hadn’t done anything yet! I’d just said no one else could use my quest system! Why?”

He looks at Bdubs expectantly. Hesitantly, Bdubs starts: “Well, sir, I definitely don’t think this, but, uh, it’s possible. That people see you as easy to mess with. Sir.”

“What? Easy to mess with? Me? I’m far from easy to mess with! I have sharp teeth and fast reflexes! Nothing phases the dog, my dude!”

“…of course,” Bdubs says after a long moment of staring at where Ren is still flopped over his throne like a Victorian maiden with consumption. “Nothing phases you at all.”

“Easy to mess with. Why, I should make it a law. A King’s Decree: Ren is not easy to mess with, and should not be treated as such!”

“Great idea. That will show them all exactly how unbothered you are, my King,” Bdubs says.

Ren starts wagging his tail. “Of course!” he says. “It will become law on the morrow!”

“It will be done,” agrees Bdubs, and he wonders how much earlier he can enact the part of the plan where he just takes over entirely.

#hermitcraft #a bee fic #rendog #bdoubleo100 #this is really stupid #anyway I find it REALLY FUNNY how everyone is rebelling against Ren and he HASNT BEEN THAT TYRANICAL YET #like he’s been mismanaging money and putting his face everywhere #but people started messing with him well before that #the rendog effect I guess

[paladibun]

the thought process was: “will could probably lift mike up in the air but mike couldnt lift will hed probably break”

#stranger things 4 #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #this is really stupid #my art

[dogydogdog]

imagine if someone during sex said "bridget got nothing on me, she's got a town... but i've got the world inside me, you're my world..." and then they'd rightly get smited by god

#i don't think i should post this one #this is really stupid

[breedable-bunnyblue]

smacks ass like car roof

this bad boy can take so many cocks up its holes

#this is really stupid #i have no thoughts rn lmao #someone has definitely made this type of post before #ftm nsft #ftm ns/fw #mlm nsft #gay nsft #ftm breeding #ftm sub #ftm bottom #t4t nsft #send nsft asks #send naughty asks

[stedebonnit]

Honestly? Stede is living the dream.

Because you KNOW that in this moment Stede is picturing himself in a movie play giving a dramatic wistful looking into the camera audience as he dreams of the adventures that await him.

And the best part is that he is doing that. Like Stede is one of those characters who is so ☆character☆ that he wants to be a character in a show!!

This theatre gay is really out here living every theatre gays dream, and he gets the guy at the end of it all, too.

Good for him.

#ofmd #stede bonnet #our flag means death #this is really stupid #but i wanted to post it bc i was picturing myself as a charavter in a movie #and i was like 'u know who IS a charavter in a show? stede...and he would ALSO picture himself as a charavter in a show #but he IS a charavter in a show #so therefore hes living the dream' #d speaks

[sallymew4]

its him.

the freddy fazbear.

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #mob psycho teruki #mp100 teruki #teru watch out !!!! the freddy fazbear is right behind you !!!!!!!!!! #<- referencing this tag i made on a prev reblog #this is really stupid #but it made me giggle pretty hard #dont look teru honey but there is un ugly bitch on your left.