#THIS IS SO FUNNH FOR WHAT

[samipekoe]

hey there god. me again. i've seen what sami (not you) have done for lafarcille and, well. let's just say you haven't been making miracle quota in comparison

I'll soon part the seas and lead all lafarcille believers to the promised land

#i dont know if thats what jesus parted the sea for but you get it #i posted that tanned marcille stuff on twitter and it got like 700 rts vs 2.2k bookmarks its so FUNNH #the believers are out there they are just too scared

[esosage]

God im foaming out the mouth from thinking about a new fic idea.

The basic jist of it being eggman realizing he might be in love with stone, and then in turn that he might also be gay. But before he can fully process that stone confesses to him, causing him to lash out and push stone away.

After that they both decide to go on dating apps. With Stone's reason being so that he can move on from robotnik, and robotniks reason being so that he can explore his sexual identity withought any strings attached. (Its a blind dating app by the way.) And they match! Causing the two of them to get into a relationship and share their problems and greivences with the other withought even realising it, before they finnally go on a first date and realise: "Oh shit ive been sexting my coworker."

Also reading about robotnik attempting to date would be hilariouse, because i know for a fact hed be so bad at it. Stone would find it endearing though.

#stobotnik #agent stone #jimbotnik #eggman #blind date #au #also that first date would be so damn awkward #and honestly im kinda here for that #idk why but them sitting in pure silence in a fancy restaurant while they try to broach the awkward tenstion is so funnh to me #might post a snippit of what i had in mind #dr. robotnik

[chaudharis]

^ a preview to tie u over for the next week

#my art #trace #beast mode #do u see what i mean hes literally nonbinary #hes such a big guy. GOD ! #its so funnh comparing his first pic to like. Now. ive made him fucking BIG. #again. beautiful broad lass

[harossoup]

Scream(ing because of Seungmin)

@harossoup

Genre: smut, with a lil fluff

warnings: cursing, groaning, moaning, whimpering, dry humping, unprotected sex, seungmin "fucking the reader stupid", cumming inside & on,lmk if I missed any!!

pair: afab!reader x amab!Seungmin

You had invited over your best friend, Kim Seungmin for a light-hearted movie night earlier in the daytime because you wanted to see who'd scream and flinch the most at horror movies, and made a bet to whoever screamed the most, even while not watching the movie it just had to be playing had to treat the other to a meal of their choice. You both had agreed to this over text messages, earlier in the morning.

You specifically planned it at night, because it seemed more eerie, and you knew Seungmin was more cautious at night so he'd quickly lose.

Once he arrived, it was night and the sky was dark like charcoal, the glistening stars illuminating Seungmin a bit.

"Hey," He said, smiling once you opened the door. His hands were in the pockets of his grey sweatpants, his hair fluffy and some strands wet as if he came after getting out of the shower, and overtop of his defined abs a plain white shirt that was baggy and reached about to the waistband.

"Hi, Min, hurry up it's so cold outside." You responded, smiling too, moving away from the doorframe a bit and gesturing towards the couch with a blanket sprawled out over it, which had an elegant glass coffee table in front of it, with snacks on it such as Popcorns, Skittles, Gummy worms, Hot Cheetos, etc. Just things you think Seungmin would like.

Once he had gotten inside, you locked the door tightly and hurried over to the spot on the couch beside him.

"Seungmin" His name came out of your lips to get his attention, almost like a cat's purr.

"What do you wanna watch?" You asked. "I was thinking scream first, how about that?" You drawled while staring into Seungmins's coffee bean colored eyes, which were staring right back.

"Yeah, let's watch that." He stated in agreement, never breaking eye contact.

You had to break eye contact first because you felt your face warm up, your cheeks almost turning Scarlett red.

You quickly brushed it off and acted unbothered by grabbing two gummy worms, placing them in between your middle and ring finger as if they were cigarettes. You gestured your hand towards him, and he grabbed both just to tease you.

"Seungmin!" You hissed.

In response he giggled while chewing on a side of the gummy worm, almost pursing his lips as if he was sucking into a lemon due to the citric acid on the gummy worms. You couldn't help but bite back a laugh.

"S-Strop Iz nawt funnhe," he cried, but he couldn't talk properly because of the sour taste.

"Seungmin just spit it out" you whined as you rolled your eyes. Both your hands met your cubital fossa on each arm, making them cross as they were brought below your chest.

He stood up and hurried to the kitchen, the sounds of footsteps, gagging, and the kitchen sink faucet running followed along.

While he did that, you grabbed the remote control and fidgeted with the buttons until it took you to the movie.

Once you finished, seungmin was back in the living room, but now, he was against the arm of the couch you were sitting on earlier, specifically the left side but now you're laying on his upper thigh, his fingertips stroking your hair as you both watched the movie.

"Min" you cooed his name softly, feeling his posture straighten once he heard you.

"Yes?" He replied, taking his hand out of your hair.

"Nothing." You say while giggling. Your throat vibrated as you did.

"fuck." Seungmin cursed under his breath at the feeling of your vibrating throat on his cock, filling him with pleasure.

"hm?" You hummed as you sat up.

"Don't lay there okay?" He muttered as he cupped your cheek with his hand. You nod, obeying his orders, but once you laid back down you asked him "Why can't I?"

He didn't respond, he just stared at you.

"Seungmin." You said, looking up at him as your neck was directly on his dick.

"Shit." He said underneath his breath while throwing his head back.

You then realized why he did, which made you quickly get up off him and apologize profusely. You repeated "I'm sorry" over and over again, as if it was a chant, or you were a kid being forced to write and say "I'm sorry" after misbehaving as many times as you can.

"|Reader's name|, sit on my lap." He said, patting the space in between his thighs. You follow his orders once again, not wanting to make him mad.

While watching the movie, you felt jolts of excitement rush through your body, getting wet by the moment.

You then realize you were on Seungmin's lap, which made a whimper roll off your tongue, when it did you had felt Seungmin's nails go deeper into your skin.

Soft kisses were planted on your back as he humped you.

He turned you to face him quickly, he took that to his advantage and kissed your sensitive nipples which made you whimper.

Before you knew it, Seungmin had gotten his and your pants off.

"Can I.." Seungmin began before hesitating. "Can I fuck you?" He asked as if he was begging. You nodded in approval, then he wasted no time to push his veiny, long length inside you.

A breathy gasp, almost like one when you hold your breath before jumping into a pool was pushed out of you by the force of his cock inside you, now twitching.

He picked you up, only the tip in your pussy then before he dropped you back on, causing breathy moans and groans from both of you and the sounds of skin slapping together filled the room, echoing too.

"a-ah f'k..." You cooed almost incoherent words at his pace, making you closer to reaching your climax.

"mm..I-Im c-cumin’" you whimper as he fucks you stupid.

"Cum for me, be a good girl hmm?" He hums, his breath hitching and himself panting.

With a strong, deep thrust you paint his dick that was once peach tan with white. After your climax, you go ragdoll and Seungmin is now holding you up by your waist.

He fucked at your g-spot, which made him cum and paint your walls white.

Once he noticed how limp you were, he quickly questioned you "Baby, are you okay?" there were still hints of panting in his breath.

"Yes..too tired to move," you respond, which made him giggle and whisper in your ear "Get me some cheesecake factory and next time ill fuck you harder hm?"

Fuck, he ruined you.

#seungmin #seungmin fanfic #seungmin smut #smut seungmin #stray kids #kpop icons #fanfiction #fanfic

[tuffluuhv]

VOLUME 2 SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STRANGER THINHS SEASON 4 SPOILERS!!!, STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 SPOILERS!!!!, I REPEAT, STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 SPOILERS!!! DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU HAVENT WATCHTED VOLUME 2!!!

What will probably be part one of my thoughts and feelings (very strong feelings) on Stranger things season 4. Thank you :)

TW: Use of word "queer" (I know some people don't like that word and that's absolutely cool but it's the word that I use because it's easiest. I am referring to the LGBTQ+ community when I say queer), death obvi, trauma, swearing

It's 5:55am, I just finished VOLUME 2. I struggle with sleeping so it's normal for me to stay up until like 3am, however I decided to watch Volume 2 and now I kinda regret it bc I'm sad.

Sooooooo,,,, thoughts?

I know they did not give me Eddie Munson just to take him away. Fuck that. Fuck you Duffer Brothers. That hurts. My eyes are teary. I fucking cried with Dustin, the amount of trauma that kid has now on top of everything else. Like wtf. Also Max?? Max wake up, Max I don't like this, Max wake up!!! Also Lucas fighting Jason? Should have already happened but I can't imagine having your signifcant other die in your arms, like, along with Dustin, the amount of trauma this kid has on top of everything else. Except, Max might still live, Eddie is dead.

I can't stop thinking about how Dustin had to leave Eddie's body in the upside down. That emotionally fucks with me because if I were in that position I don't think I'd be able to pull myself away. The amount of guilt Dustin must carry now is insane. I just wanna give him a hug a kiss on the forhead.

I miss Eddie already so I stg I better find some fan fics where he lives or I will write them myself God dammit.

Look I know Will isn't confirmed "queer/gay" but- (or at least I don't think he is)

Wll and Jonathan's talk while stirring the salt bath? Actually made me tear up. It's so emotional and like heart-warming and I just- look anybody can relate to it but as a queer person, I wish somebody had talked to me the way that Jonathan talked to Will cause that would have made shit so much easier.

WILL CRYNG WHILE TELLING MIKE THAT EL LOVES HIM AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WIL WORK OUT😭😭 (I, a fellow queer, have also consoled a straight friend I was crushing on/liked a lot about their relationship/crush) (I'm also not saying that straight people can't pine for their friends, they absoloutely can, but it's different when you're queer)

Yeah no Eddie will be a theme in ths bc what the fuck. I love him so much?? He is so soft, and caring, and a attentive, and funnh, and loving, and BRAVE!!!! He deserved to graduate😭 it was supposed to be his year😭 YOU HEAR ME DUFFER BROTHERS!! '86 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS FUCKING YEAR😭😭

I will probs post more ab this when I'm not so tired and hungry. I'm gonna try sleep now. Gn love youuss :)

#stranger things #eddie munson #eddie stranger things #stranger things s4 #stranger things season 4 #stranger things s4 v2 #stranger things spoilers #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #will byers #mike wheeler #steve harrington

[gem-mlm]

some people really think lgbt people shouldn’t have rights and go ��😳but that’s just my opinion😌”. and i just—

i- 👁👄👁

#GAJSGDJDHJS IDK WHAT PROMPTED THIS BUT YEAH LMAO #anon #fave #this is makimg me SCREAM idk wby its so funnh

[luvleona]

Hii! For your new kpop asks, do we just send in a celebrity? If so, then Taehyung from BTS! Thank you <3

SR💖

Good morning last time I did this it was what type of date you could go on to . 😃To be honest I didn't plan a theme so It will be how you meet him .

You can meet him at a concert it can be unexpected as you can see him.

Whoops I publish this to eailer 🤧. Hopefully you didn't see it yet . Taehyung will be next you and talk to you as you two will be able to click well . It will be like meeting a friend you haven't seen in forever but you still click . He will be feeling confident and that he can do everything. Taehyung will think he can accomplish anything at the moment . Taehyung will start a conversation with you and trying to make you laugh.

While you can be trying to distract yourself from your own problems . It will be really funnh and just great time for the both of you .

He would give you many gifts and take you to meet his friends . You will often travel with him and mostly spend time in the water . Having fun on the yacht and drinkingnwith him + plus his friends . I see you trying water sports with him to . You riding behind him on jet ski.

#kpop x you

[chococrab]

tekken characters being hoasts of chilean programs because im bored af

idk what im doing

Julia - Lugares que hablan

lugares que hablan is a tv show that is about knowing and enjoing the different part of the country by their nature and culture, i was fighting over put jun or julia but i think julia get this nature vibe so much more,,,a lot actually, is lit pacho saavedra maybe she laughts the same who knows, she would be a great hoast tbh would watch it 8/10

Law - Pesadilla en la cocina

show bout helping restaurants that are like bad ya know, he have a restaurant and loves it, even tho hes well,,,broke so he feel it, he have the feels in there to help, but he can be rude, really rude, when bad food is incoming, would be funky to see him getting angry 7/10

Lei - Alerta maxima

is a show bout polices getting delicuents, have to say more? like cmon lei is a police retired or not it works good, would be really dramatic but have some funnh moments with weird calls to the cops, i love this show and with lei more 9/10

Anna - Manos al fuego

stuff where people participate for money by putting their partners in a test of fidelity, lots of tears, lots of drama, something that anna would love to hoast and be involved in see that kiki, is fucking funny this but kinda cringe because people are stupid 6/10

Paul - La Vega

ninis go to the center of work that is la vega to,,,work, a place that open at 2 in the morning and ends at 1 pm where people sells a lot of like supplements for ya food, paul would actually make it better because he is more intense and he always say "no pain, no gain" he would make the contestans really feel that like suportive energy and maybe hate him because they are ninis and lazy af, i fucking love the participant suffer because mostly they are idiots 9/10

Lee - Espias del amor

this one is bout find the people lovers that meet on internet, I PUT LILI BUT ACTUALLY LEE IS BETTER, he would work hard in that these people find the love but most of the time failing probably, hes doing his best in make the person feel better tho, he have hoast energy alredy so ye, is kinda funny but not the best show imo 5/10

Claudio - Psíquicos

here is like a reality show bout people with supposed paranormal powers competing, man im- idk how to start is just funny af, claudio is a person with these powers so i see him in there evaluating with lots of care everything from this persons, is funny af idk if is the best but is funky 6/10

Asuka - 21 Dias

show where the host experiment for 21 days the lives or experience of other persons life, like 21 days homeless or 21 smoking weed, i didnt knew who put who could be experiment or wild but cares and is interested by persons life, was thinking bout hwoarang but it wasnt the right vibe, asuka would really put herself into that experiences just to like know what they are passing, she can be stubborn but really cares and probably wanna inform so yeah, dramatic and touching and funny sometimes 7/10

Sergei - En su propia trampa

ngl this is kinda of a bias, en su propia trampa is bout catching shitty people like thiefs, scammers and much worse things in their own traps and methods to fuck people up, i was thinking in leroy or feng for a moment but i think sergei have that vibe of wanting to give justice also by the fact that the hoast of the show is like fucking voldemort, you name him and all are like scared, sergei gives me that vibe too, also he can be funny in some moments so is really cool, fucking love this show 9/10

Zafina - El dia menos pensado

here is more dramatic since are irl paranormal histories apparently, zafina have a more serious and misterious aura and it looks shes into some of that magic with weird arm, i would love hear her voice narrates the histories like oh good, kinda spooky and really dramatic 8/10

Bryan - Mea culpa

is a show to tell the most shocking murders of the country with also some interviews to the victim and homocide, i dont like bryan a lot but if he acted in a serious normal template telling the history it would be so cool and would be a great show, more when bryan was probably into that things since hes a chaotic bitch 9/10

Fahkumram - Nadie esta libre

show where rebels goes to jail to know the lesson of what their action can end in, i see him doing that show specially to show them that jail is no fun, he have the experience and teach them change before they experience something worse, good show, like la vega but we see idiots suffer more, we love it 8/10

thats all bye

#tekken #shitpost #was fun ngl #yall watch the shows #gonna put the rest of tags later man

[kazuhasbunny]

I JUT SAWSOMEONE KN MY COOP LIST WITH THR NAME CANDICE AND THEIR SIGNATURE WAS "whats so funnh aboug my name?? :(" AND I HD TEARS VOMING OUT OF MY EYES FROM LAUGHETRR

CANDICE NOOAOAOOO💔💔💔 HELPP NONON AJJWKD I CANT BYEYEEE

#eli.replies #kiryubaka anon #do u #think that the person #gets dn lots of time #💔💔💔 #bye i cant

[goobra]

idk what the ableism anon was on about with u saying ableism isnt real. i will say that post about drinking soda and adhd is annoying tho. like. soda has sugar and caffeine both of which help ppl with adhd focus. so haha yeah it was a joke but. like. an adhd person just seriously answering really isnt that funnh

good point, i deleted the post

#Anonymous

[jaehyunspeachparty]

haha jaehyun freaking out over ghe possibilty of having to go through 3 teenage girl phases is really funnh bc he has always been so protective over miga. i can imagine when sunoh is older he plans for sunoh to be his little spy and protector of his sister(s) whenever jaehyun cant be there but then miga and sunoh have eachothers backs and y/n will just reminisce about antics with her sisters when they find out what their kids did while jaehyun will probs be mad amd sulky lol

Yes imagine protectivedad!jaehyun with 3 teenage girls and everybody starts to date with boys. Omg he will be so dead haha but now I would like to write about the future of the family ahhhh

[slavepinoy]

Goddess’ feedback

It was a relatively long and tiring session even though it was an hour. I was very much entertained and delighted with this pathetic little loser that he was able to step up his humiliating acts. Much more so that he has endured the full hour. We started slowly and steadily with simple tasks until it heightened into greater intensity. By the 25 minute mark onwards, it was obvious that the loser is getting tired already. I pressed him some more with challenging tasks. I thought it was really funnh that I made him sing songs will fcking his ass with a toothbrush which he put in his thereafter. It was quite a very creative idea to eat crackers dipped in his own pee. He also drank a lot of his own pee! What a nasty nasty little bitch! Idk how else to top this play in the future because this alone is intense. As simple rewards of doing a great job, I made him give a high five to himself, pat himself on the back. Along with that are words of affirmation that he is indeed doing a great job. This loser may not be fond of impact play, and that is my kink, but he up to the task! Used a cardboard to spank himself on the butt, on the balls and on his penis shaft. How did I feel? Entertained, for sure. But for the most part, I do feel honored that this pathetic little bitch loser entrusted me to command him and to watch  him humiliate himself for my amusement. For future sessions, it needs to be limited to a 20-30minute play as it was sufficient enough to finish all the tasks and and to reduce the pain on his knees (the bathroom floor has a hard anti-sleep mat.) The Goddess looks forward to more intense plays like this in real life! For the meantime, online sessions is what we can possibly do.

[tricewithaz]

Your like my fave person because when I first got on tumbler solely for Sic of Crows, you were the first person I followed. Like I knew two Grishaverse tumblrs @incorrectquotesconaisseur and yours

You didn’t bite my head off immediately whitch helped me more bold in posting shit and interacting with others

Anyway I know that’s not about your art but I was totally astounded when I first saw it. I liked how dramatic Zoyas features are. I notice that everyone draws Zoya differently whitch is cool seeing as we all interpret what Zoyas beauty means, but your zoya and @kolarpem’s zoya are defo my fave

And now your talking about some other book and I really wanna read it 🥺

Anok this is super sweet (and quite the ego boost)🥺🥺🥺 Dw, i would never bite someones head off (unless they piss me off but thats hard), im very happy to know i somehow helped you be a bit mlre comfortable on this site.

Also, thank you so much!! actually zoyas design is one i enjoy drawing very much, her dramatic features are always so much fun!!and youre completely right!! everyone draws her differently and that really goes to show how many ways there sre to be beautiful (i also find it funnh that while we all draw zoya differently, everyone draws kaz the ssme, many beauties but obly one way to be an edgelord hebrjr) I ADORE em's zoya as well (im in love with her art in general), as well as @saintprivateer 's and @jxclecl 's, two other very different,incredibly beautiful renditions of her 🥰

as for the book, i can only imagine youre talking about the king of scars duology?? cause i dont think i talk about any other books on here (not like ive read any other thing since like last year rhrbrb school kicks my ass), which, sure read it!! i really enjoyed it, but i have to say six of crows is still better 👁👄👁.

I really really appreciate this message anon you have no idea how much 🥰🥰🥰

send an anonymous ask with what you think about me

#ask #ask box #answered #ask game

[shae21andup]

May 20th 2018

Oh dear. Oh fucking dear. What do I say? Fuck. I hate meeting new people who I instantly like so deeply. I really like this Daniel guy. He’s perfect. He’s so sweet, and older, and funnh, and witty, and sexy as hell and ugh.

But I’m young. Am I too young? He has so much more funds than me. I have nothing. He’s been so many more places than me, and I’ve been practically nowhere? Fuck, does that matter? It’s all okay. I’m so happy to have met him. I like him a lot.