#THIS IS THEEE FUNNIEST

[glitteringaglarond]

'We do not shape stone with battle-axes, nor with our finger-nails,' said Gimli. 'But I will help as I may.'

In which Gimli continues to prove himself thee funniest and wittiest character in these books with the most hilariously sarcastic response possible

#lotr newsletter #Gimli #and yes this imo is theee funniest line in the book #it’s one of the things that solidified him as one of my top 5 faves #but THEE thing that solidified that is yet to come #anyway I love him and tbh if not for Faramir he’d probably be my favorite #my op #newsletter march 3

[kirnet]

'be bad for me kitten, be bad at sex' encapsulates the way i think about all of my male faves. i dont horny post i celibacy post

#dont be fooled into thinking atton has ever pleasured a woman no matter what i might write #also when i showed that line to paris she thought i was talking about adam. which is THEEE FUNNIEST thing #ramblings

[kaftan]

whats dead ringers even about it looks so horny and incestous ahasdhdhfsdhf

why would you ask me, a yellowjackets blog, this

#this is THEEE funniest ask i have received in ages. cracking up #i haven't even posted dead ringers for weeks because i need to finish it still #ask

[direful]

another win for gay divorce 💔

#possibly THEEE funniest thing he could have done with this #hurgle hurgle

[ed-teach]

I Did Write like 150 words of my paper. It aint much but it's honest work

#i also found A Cool Book On Sex And Gender and i found One Of Theee funniest paragraphs ever written. #quip

[lareinadelplata]

during the first minutes of tango and cash kurt russell absolutely wrecks an innocent bystander's car and said bystander who like many other characters is basically a Funny Foreigner takes off his coat to reveal he's wearing a t-shirt with gorbachov's face and GLÁSNOST written underneath and shouts "I BELIEVE IN PERESTROIKA!". completely unprompted and unreleated to what is happening on screen

anyways the year was 1989 and this was an action movie with russell and stallone... ..... ..... ...directed by a russian!

#ive never seen another konchalovsky film so i dont know how this compares to the rest of his filmography but i think it's #a delight as a parodic look into stereotypical yanqui selfperception through Theee yanqui genre the cop action movie #while at the same time playing it completely straight! to the point of absurd which i guess makes it kind of parodic in the first place #unrelated but i think konchalovski is the funniest last name of earth #haha pussy lover

[blackmoldmp3]

i am a wizard

#sorry this is just the funniest thing. one of theee first words they’re teaching u. wizard….

[dykemerrilll]

lvl 12 babeyyy also lorroakan fight was so easy you have myrmidons well i have myrmidons too + jaheira’s an owlbear + sharpshooter astarion + counterspell

#bg3 #running out of reasons to procrastinate the sewers even the stupid artist quest wants me to go to the sewers #i need to get lae’zel back though i’ve been running around pretending owlbear jaheira can tank #duellist thief rogue + astarion gale jaheira is theee funniest party though #we are not cut out for this #idk why im so reluctant to go to the sewers i just legit hate the thought of it #its stressing me out it feels like a sneaky point of no return #ais.bg3

[scattered-winter]

some of y'all are the funniest fucking people to ever exist and i love y'all for it <33

#shoutout to whoever just submitted roy harper with theee funniest reasoning ive ever seen #winter speaks

[old-knightsvow]

they should have given me an entire show just of them. i will be forever mad abt what i was robbed of

#if i get my way. something will pop out in my gdocs as soon as im done watching #literally THEEE funniest duo ever #txt

[unclewaynemunson]

the funniest thing about being in the steddie fandom while not at all being attracted to either of the Joes, is how i keep seeing all those thirsty comments on my dash but they're placed underneath photos of theee most regular looking men i've ever seen. like both of them are peak Just Some Dude™ to me and i will never understand why all my moots lose their goddamned minds over pics that literally look like this 🧍‍♂️ to me. i'm just scrolling past it sipping my tea like the "good for her" meme

#i'm only here for those fictional boys getting some goddamn peace in their lives and being soft for each other #like bless yall but I Truly Do Not Get It <3 #don't mind me rambling about stranger things

[realbeefman]

Do you have any good house fic recs? I am Struggling with my search.

for sure! although Disclaimer, i havent been reading house fanfic for very long and ive pretty much only read house/wilson so far, SO this is more of a hilson fic rec list than anything lol

Warning Signs by out_there - oneshot, 12k words, Wilson-POV, set around the end of s3. SUCH A GOOD FIC i laughed so much while reading this. genuinely delightful. possibly my fav house fic i’ve ever had the pleasure of reading.

The Line of Thought by tevinterimperium - oneshot, 12k, Wilson-POV, set after s3 e15. THEEE classic fake-dating AU. this was the first fic i read in this fandom and it absolutely fucks. im a SAP i love a good “no homo but OH GOD THE FEELINGS” plot!!

Desert Mesa Motel - 8 miles outside of Kingman, Arizona - 12:03 AM by plorp - ficlet, 1k, House-POV, post-canon. this makes me BAWL. very very good fic but SAD. and DEPRESSING. will make you CRY/pos

How Not To Be Boring by fourleggedfish - incomplete/abandoned, 497k, Wilson-POV, AU from around mid-s5. if u like whump (which i absolutely do) u will probably like this fic. if u are squicked out by sex, u will hate it bc these guys bang 24/7. this fic had me pacing, glued to my phone, sick to my stomach, crying (several times), and obliterated my sleep schedule. i can’t rec it highly enough. every chapters includes appropriate content warnings, but some major themes that appear throughout are character death (not of main characters), the aftermath of severe child abuse, and mental illness. if any of these topics are a trigger for you, please don’t read this work.

Forsake Me Here by MonsterBoyf - complete, 8k, Wilson-POV, ambiguous setting. Wilson has intrusive thoughts about mutilating House. He tries to cope. features a lot of very graphic imagery and does an excellent but extremely accurate job of portraying an OCD-spiral that could be triggering to people. i LOVE this fic i think about it so so much.

An Inconvenient Truth by anathaema - complete, 15k, House-POV, ambiguous setting. contains the quote “You’re the suicide bomber of revelations” and is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read. plus the way in which wilson’s sexuality in this fic is handled is honestly so realistic and entertaining. HIGHLY recc this to absolutely everyone who enjoys hilson

the more it took away by scribespirare - oneshot, 10k, House-POV, ambiguous setting. Omega!House has his first heat since presenting. Alpha!Wilson helps him through it. I LOVE OMEGAVERSE AND I LOVE FUCK OR DIE AND I LOVE THE WAY THIS FIC HANDLES THIS IS JUST GRAHHHH. If u don’t enjoy omegaverse u won’t like this but i can’t make a house fic rec list and NOT include this one

Aftershocks by black_cigarette - series, around 125k in total, various POV’s, set sometime post-Tritter arc. this fic IS gen, but honestly, i didn’t know that going in and didn’t realize it wasn’t a slash fic until the very end. tldr is that wilson is brutally assaulted because house has been gambling with some unsavory people, and house helps him deal with the aftermath. this fic does not pull punches. its is extremely graphic and everything wilson goes through is described in detail. it is a messy story about recovering from brutal trauma and everything that entails. DISCLAIMER: there are sequel(s) to this series available on the author’s livejournal, but i haven’t read them and can’t speak to anything they discuss.

no need to worry (making up your mind) by scribespirare - complete, 25k, House-POV, set sometime in the early seasons. House lies about having a Jewish boyfriend to get out of visiting his mother at Christmas. Things quickly get out of hand. THIS FIC IS SOOO *tears into it with my teeth*. I love when they scheme together <3

#ty for the ask!!! had a lot of fun thinking abt which fics i enjoyed the most/stuck with me the hardest #tried to provide tws for everything but if i missed anything plss call me out #house md #hilson #housefic #house md fic recs #hilson fic recs

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

One of my favorite Young Avengers headcanons is that, individually and even more as a collective, they do not take orders from white men particularly well.

This is particularly hilarious when taken with the fact that Rhodey and Fury outrank every single member of the Avengers because this means that not only are they more likely to take orders from Rhodey and Fury, they are absolutely willing to stir up shit using this information in order to get out of doing something they don't want to do or think is stupid.

Like Tony is laying out a plan or something and Billy raises his hand "Uh yeah sorry what does Colonel Rhodes think about this? (Is it lieutenant Colonel sir I'm sorry I don't know the difference)" because the entire YA thinks Tony's plan is dumb and noticed Rhodey getting more and more Frozen Military Posture

And somebody has ASKED so now everyone HAS to listen to Rhodey who informs them of all the tactical holes in this plan in front of the entire team.

Or Cap asks them to do something and they don't want to so Kate and Eli casually go up to him all "Rhodey what if we went to do this thing? That would be a good idea right?" "Absolutely the fuck not."

They go back to Cap saying sorry we can't do that D': Rhodey told us we weren't allowed :'(

Every time Rhodey tries to rip them a new one about it, they get all teary eyed and they just respect you so much sir you have so much more experience and you outrank them anyway and he KNOWS he is being played but the results are good so like????

And they are really effective and intelligent so if they say "well the second in command of the ENTIRE US AIR FORCE told us we could do it" while using theee loosest definition of Rhodey "telling them something" in order to get out of trouble once or twice, well, is it really worse than anything he had to help Tony cover for? And Tony didn't ever get him on the holiday card list of the Original First Captain America so he'll let Eli's team slide JUST THIS ONCE

Fury thinks this is the funniest thing ever. Enjoy your gaggle of gremlin ducklings, Rhodes. Godspeed and all that. Fury in no way directed their attention to the fact that Rhodes is so high ranking.

#james rhodes #war machine #nick fury #young avengers #eli bradley #kate bishop #billy kaplan #teddy altman #tommy shepherd #america chavez #cassie lang #david alleyne #noh varr #my stuff #there is arguably one white man on their team and he's been to jail

[lighthouseas]

hi all! i know that i haven’t posted for a while, but since the end of the year is fast approaching, i thought i’d make a post detailing my appreciation for my lovely mutuals . (if you saw this post earlier because tumblr was being a bitch, no you didn’t <3333)

anyway, without further ado- and in no particular order-

bee’s end-of-the-year MUTUAL APPRECIATION POST!!!

@hazmatazz - OHHH MAN. SILLY GUY ALERT. starting off strong with the lovely the amazing the fantabulous HAZ HAZMATAZZ. haz, being your friend and fellow Silly Squad member has been such an honor. you’re so funny and sweet and smart and make the best posts that make me giggle. and even though i don’t talk in it much, seeing so many Shenanigans go down in the discord server is seriously the funniest thing. I could just. squish you. you make me so happy and it’s an honor to be your friend. seriously hope 2024 treats you amazingly bc you deserve all of it <3333

@cannibalismyuri - SARA!!!! sara my lovely ohhh you are. the funniest. seriously. i have been reduced to Tears of laughter from posts on your blog. you have such an energy about you that is completely unmatched. even with Fandom Weirdness and the like, you’ve still pulled through and kept being your silliest self (and let me be silly with you which is awesome), and i commend you for that. aaaand not to get sappy or whatever but i really do look up to and admire you. you inspire me a lot. also, i love your new url. i want to eat it. pun intended. HAVE THE BEST 2024 EVER <3333

@qulizalfos - LIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. everyone listen up okay. liza is the loml IF ANYONE EVEN CARESSS. liza oh my god i adore you and your endless enthusiasm. seriously your comments on tsad are comments that i look back on when i need motivation because they’re just. so sweet. you are so sweet. we’ve only been mutuals since this SUMMER and yet it feels like we’ve known each other forever. i love screaming about things with you and i love the fact that my FIC is in your BIO??? HELLOOOO??? also okay. can we talk about your writing and art. liza i cannot say ENOUGH how talented you are. if i could staple your fics and art to the entire st fandom’s forehead so they would have to look at it forever then i would. your brain is so ginormous and the way you describe things and think about things is something i could only dream of doing. literally adore everything about you and wish i could hang out with you and wayli so we could all be a little insane together <33333 love you. LOVE YOUUUU I hope 2024 is awesomesauce for you <33333333

@wayward-sherlock - SPEAKING of wayli. oh wayli. if i had time to write a 10 page essay detailing how much of an impact you have had on me i would. seriously though you are just the sweetest, kindest, and most positive person ever. seeing you blow up my notes makes me grin So Hard because like oh man. wayli likes my blog. THEEE wayli thinks i’m cool. wtfff….anyway. you are so smart and it shows in your literally breathtaking writing and analysis (ANALYSIS FIRM!!!) you’re so perceptive and it honestly blows me away. reading your writing is so mesmerizing and just. sends me on an adventure. actually just scrolling through your BLOG sends me on an adventure because you always have the best stuff on there. honestly, I just wanna give you the biggest hug and tell you how awesome you are because rambling in a tumblr post simply is not enough. all’s that to say, i’m really looking forward to this coming year that will hopefully include more screaming about fanfiction in our discord messages and more of us being friends. because i love being your friend and it’d be so awesome if one day we could hang out together and be a tad Insane. doopel dopple gang STICKS TOGETHER AMIRITE?? anyway. i love you so much and wish you all the best in 2024 <333333

@antibyler - spencer HIII i know it’s been a minute since we last talked but can i just say that it has been an HONOR being your mutual this year. you’re so cool and fun and easy to talk to and also are a Fellow NHIE Fan which makes you even cooler. don’t think i’ve ever seen a bad opinion on your blog, which i know is saying a lot but it’s true To Me okay. seriously could never ever imagine Not following spencer basiltonpitch antibyler because like. that’s some essential dash content right there. THEEE blog to ever. makes the tumblr experience about 2034549650 times better. hope 2024 treats you wonderfully, my triple b mutual WOO <3

@versa-vices - FINNIEEEE!!!!!! you are my sunshine my special sunshine you make me happyyyyyyyy when skies are grayyyy….like actually though you are such a sunshine. seeing your comments on my posts never fails to make me giggle. a Silly Squad member that’s for sure. but like. being your tumblr bestie this past year has been so much fun. hanging out on the dash together and being Slightly Unhinged in the discord messages has been one of the highlights of my year. you’re so sweet and lovely and i don’t think it would be tumblr without you (those 10 minutes where you deactivated were HARD man okay. what am i supposed to do without u :(() okay anyhoo. thank you for being the bestest ever and hope 2024 treats you well <333

@light-lanterne - angel hiii! it’s been a bit since we’ve interacted but i needed to talk about how kind and patient you’ve been throughout literally everything because tumblr can be a little much sometimes. your kindness and determination to make so many beautiful graphics is absolutely incredible. i still look back on the graphics you’ve made for my fics sometimes, and it’s just…amazing. you’re so talented both in your art and your writing. when times got tough in the Fandom, i could always count on your blog to be a cozy and warm retreat from the craziness. it’s an honor to be your mutual, and i hope 2024 treats you kindly, because you seriously deserve it <33

@booksandpaperss - ELLI HIII!! holy shit one of my oldest mutuals. here when the ancient scrolls were written. elli , you have made my fandom experience so much more enjoyable. what with your huge brain and amazing takes, you always keep things real and i admire that about you. you’re also just. so easy to talk to. both because you’re ridiculously funny and also because you’re so nice to me like what. i love Discussing things with you, especially when it felt like we were sitting in a corner sipping tea and having a grand old time while the entire fandom went batshit. uscore fr. also, your comments on tsad…dude…they made me and STILL make me tear up. you read everything with such an attentive eye and then give the sweetest compliments on it. it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. you’re just. so awesome okay. never forget that. hope u have a wonderful 2024 <3333

@karenchildress - hi jo!!!!!!!!!! i know we don’t interact as much but like. you’re such a joy to see on the dash i’m being so fr right now. how are you so funny like some of your posts still make me laugh to this day. you also keep things Real which i appreciate a lot, people tend not to do that nowadays T-T. we need more jo karenchildresses in the st fandom i think. things would improve marginally. anyway. keep being cool and fun and hope 2024 brings you much joy <3

@homohabu - oh man you’re just. you’re so nice. your blog is so inviting and has the loveliest colors all over it that make me very happy. you’ve always been so lovely to me and it makes me smile. you’re also another one of my oldest mutuals…and you’ve still stuck around through everything. thank you for having an awesome blog and being an awesome person! hope 2024 is good for you!!!!!!!!

@kuntniss - sierra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hiiiii it’s been a minute but can i just say that your blog makes me so so so super happy whenever i look at it. both your reblogs and original posts are just. great vibes. great vibes all around. you’ve been so nice to me this past year and it’s seriously been so wonderful interacting with you and looking forward to seeing your posts. being your mutual is so fun. i hope 2024 brings you so many good things, you deserve all of them <33333333

@weirdo09  - cade! i know you haven’t been online in a while but i just wanted to say that you’ve been such a wonderful friend to me this past year. you’re so creative and i loved hearing your ideas in my inbox and getting tagged in your wonderful. i hope you’re doing okay now, because you were honestly such a joy to see on the dash and in my notes. also, your ever changing themes were always a nice surprise to come across when i opened your blog, lol. hope 2024 treats you well :)

@holyvirgilscriptures - virgil !!!! oh my god i adore your blog so badddd like. i could seriously scroll through it forever it’s just banger after banger after banger. you always have the best takes on like. Everything. also FELLOW TAWOG BROTHER IN ARMS HELLOOOO !!!! BEST TASTE IN MEDIA AWARD GOES TO YOU MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway. you have made this year so so so enjoyable just with the Existence of your blog. this coming year i hope we can interact a bit more because you’re super awesome <333 may 2024 bring you many good things! 

@ollsonline - oliver <3333 my lovely. since we became mutuals you have been nothing but the sweetest, kindest, friendliest person to me. you’re so welcoming to everyone and it absolutely warms my heart. you’ve been such an amazing friend to me this year and we should totally talk more because you’re super cool and awesome also!!! thank you for being the best and i hope 2024 treats you kindly <3

okay that’s all i’ve got! to any mutuals i did not get to mention: i love you so much. you have made The Tumblr Experience that much more bearable with your endless kindness. i love all of you so much, and am wishing you a happy new year through the screen! MWAH!!!!!!!

#if we are mutuals and i did not mention you here I PROMISE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH #i just have like. 40 mutuals and could not feasibly mention All Of Them but please know that i love and appreciate all of you and the #-interactions we have <3 #okay. if tumblr deletes this one im going to maul someone #bee.txt #mutuals 💫 #<- throwback tag #also pretend noah pimplepogue is here. okay. hes deactivated but he is here too in Spirit

[dykefaggotry]

i will say this is possibly tHEEE funniest outcome to queerbait that ever could have happened. i literally never would have predicted this

it usually goes the route of. stays queerbait and the creators are eternally cagey about it OR another writer comes in years/decades later and makes it canon

but no. neilman spent DECADES refuting it and then pivoted to baiting when he realized the majority of show fans liked it. and then somehow some way decided to make it canon. and then said. i am going to poorly gaslight the shit out of every single person in this fandom. they have always been canon. i have never said otherwise. they were always meant to suck and fuck and terry and i personally came up with multiple scenes of them 69ing-

#LIKE JFADJFASDF THIS IS JUST SO FUNNY IM NOT GOING TO STOP LAUGHING ABT THIS EVER? #not queerbait anymore but he and no one will ever convince me it wasnt for a minute there #and it originally wasnt even bait which makes it even funnier #it went from #not bait bc it was just two friends who ppl saw as having vibes #to bait bc of whatever the goddamn fuck and hell was happening on twitter #to not bait again but this time bc they kissed #i dont even know where to categorize it

[kociokwiki]

hi what about rain world makes you like it so much you think

THEEE. oh my god the. where do i even start

it lured me in with a cute little creature trying to survive in a strange hostile world. abandoned but beautiful full of life despite it all. a fascinating ecosystem in action.(also Thhe pixel art is so. head in hands). played through it once without understanding anything. then i learned there was more to everything beneath the surface . it was all so well hidden. went downhill from there (started reading about the lore) The cycle of death and rebirth . the ancient civilization’s desire to break free from it in the most self centered way possible. Speaking of that civilization Who were they. what did they look like. Why the hell do they wear the funniest clothes combination ever . Ceremonial armor and sneakers ? and then the . Robots

I like the robkts they are all unwell

#im sorry