#THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL

[nocek]

Is it a stupid idea? Yes. Did I have to go overboard and animate it? No.

But I had to and I'm not sorry ;P

#peter b parker #spiderman #mayday parker #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #miles morales #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #tbh i notice that i have this group of fave characters that really fall under category of #i need to wrap them in nice fuzzy blanket and give them a hot cocoa #and miguel kinda pings my blanket and cocoa senses #but more like in an impending doom sense? #like he is going to get his ass kicked so much in the next movie #beyond is so going to be like you like this broken man? #hold my beer we can break him some more #i can just feel it in my bones #because for right now he pings my need to spray him with a water like a naughty cat he is an then hold him in air jail till he calms down #which objectively is a bad idea #unless you are this sunshine idiot spiderman that i love #and here is long story long why this comic happened :B

[dovewingkinnie]

hero thats on her way to kill every single villain on earth most powerful villain thats scared shitless because he knows he'll be next one day

#she said #jail is not an option! #im sick of all your shit! #the poor guy is just a cartoon villain #all you need to do is send him to jail and scold him #he can't handle the stress of murder #he had to hear the news of every single villain getting killed one by one #knowing that she would eventually find him #poor kitty meow meow #sorry #i know he's a grown man #actually you know what ... #he's my character #i can say whatever i want about him!!

[oozedninjas]

How dare Leonardo have such ravishing eyes?!? He has absolutely NO RIGHT!! NONE!!! I'm so offended to be this bewitched by a mutant turtle gaze.

#It may seem like a joke #but it isn't #that man needs to go to jail #AND YES THIS IS ABOUT 2007 LEO AGAIN #leave me alone #tmnt x reader #tmnt 2007 #tmnt bayverse #tmnt smut #tmnt 2012 #tmnt leo x reader #tmnt 2k16 #tmnt #tmnt 2007 leo x reader

[topnotchquark]

I need all of you to look at Vale's Misano 2020 helmet real quick.

Yep. That little blue pill is Viagra. With one pill already missing from the blister pack.

Apparently the "La Doppia" refers to the double header San Marino GP that took place due to the pandemic regulations, and also just a reference to "second rounds" I suppose. Aldo Drudi, Vale's long time collaborator and helmet designer said that the viagra was a reference to how he was an old man at 40 and would need some extra energy for the double race.

Apparently when Vale set the fastest lap during FP3 of the Misano GP, the commentators talked about how he was "riding hard".

Also because he's a cheeky little fuck he posted on his ig about how his Mugello 2021 helmet announcing Francesca's pregnancy with their daughter was a natural progression of the Misano 2020 Viagra helmet. It's stupid but who else would dare to do something like this.

#he needs to be in jail #never stopped laughing at his own ass #most unserious man ever #also while looking around for this helmet I found this automotive advice blog from India #and one contributer had written a long emotional post about his retirement and how much Vale meant to them #crazy because I didn't expect him to be big in India #but he is #apparently when Vale was in Delhi for auto expo in 2010 they hung around his hotel lobby to meet him #which was such a cute detail #:) #also I guess my helmet obsession is never ending I suppose #valentino rossi #vale #viagra helmet #misano 2020 #San Marino GP 2020 #motogp

[lpsotd]

sorry but i can’t ignore the fact that brooke assaulted tom at her party

#that’s so weird???? he literally said she forced herself on him and he wasn’t into it. #sa mention #this is part of the reason why i think brooke needs jail AND therapy #like she for real thinks she did nothing wrong. and also iirc she said “you wanted me to!!!” to tom. no he did not??? he was not kissing yo #man. #CRIMINAL. JAIL #💬.mod chatter #lps popular #lps #littlest pet shop

[onginlove]

Things I don’t like about miles smut

I saw a comment on a post that said this about miles smut:

How about you actually help people in real life that suffers through shit like this instead of a fucking drawing. Or do you value the drawing over actual people? Seek mental help please.

Your basically saying that in real life sexualizing minors not ok but in fanfiction it is?

It doesn’t matter if he’s a fake character or not you can’t sexualize a minor.

I like how you guys are so bold and willing and determined to say why sexualizing a minor and making smut about a minor is perfectly ok.

#you guys need jail time #if u a child of Christ and do this shit just leave Christ alone #miles smut #miles morales #miles morales x reader #miles morales x black!reader #miles morales x you #atsv fanfiction #spider man: across the spider verse #miles morales fic #atsv #across the spiderverse

[the-whispers-of-death]

Stone at the bar, he sees how a dude slips something in a girls drink

Stone at the bar, sees how a guy keeps harassing a girl, pulling her out the bar

What'd he do?

Stone sees a guy slipping something in a woman's drink, he's telling a bartender and if it comes to it, he's spilling the woman's drink so she doesn't drink it. And then he may accost the guy in the bathroom and flush any substance he finds on the guy down the toilet.

A guy is harassing a woman in the bar, pulling her out? Stone is immediately up and out of his seat. A guy is only confident until he sees Stone's 6'6" scarred figure looming over him. Stone doesn't even have to say anything, the moment the guy sees him, the guy's most likely running. And then Stone will make sure the woman gets into her car or a cab safely.

He's intimidating, he knows it. But damn it, if a woman asks to pretend to be her boyfriend while he's in a bar (highly unlikely scenario really considering his reclusive tendencies when he's home), he'll pretend to be her boyfriend and then make sure she gets home safe. He has scary dog vibes and he will use it to protect others.

#call of duty #cod mw2 #cod mwii #cod #call of duty modern warfare 2 #task force 141 #task force 141 oc #call of duty oc #cod oc #task force 141 oc: stone #call of duty oc: stone #cod oc: stone #answering questions about stone #male!oc #desi!oc #tyler's asks #my man is terrible at making friends but that doesn't make him a bad person #Stone will literally be like “I don't need friends” while also being down to go to jail in order to protect someone #man looks like he doesn't care but he does #real reason why he doesn't leave his house and go to bars is because he'd get into bar fights with low-life men #:)

[samijey]

#jey uso #sami zayn #wwe #the usos #samijey #smackdown #crying screaming throwing up etc #the one time?? THE ONE TIME???? my brother in christ #he's so close to getting it but still so far #jey uso to therapy challenge #hello jey and welcome to our weekly session #today we'll be talking about PRIDE and how it can sometimes blind us to our true feelings #also how abusive relationships can cause us to fear new ones HEALTHY ONES #roman needs to be fined a billion dollars for the emotional trauma he's caused this man #jail JAIL for roman for a thousand years #this isn't about any titles at this point this is about jey getting his soul back am i right ladies #stuff i made

[jessicas-pi]

OKAY LISTEN I'M STILL MAD SO I'M CHANNELING MY INNER EMILY TO SAY THIS:

Saying a female character is only three-dimensional if she has traditionally "masculine" characteristics without any "feminine" traits is just playing into the misogynistic idea that women are only "okay" if they're like men, and saying that fandom is stripping a female character of agency and reducing her to a love interest by portraying her with "soft" traits and giving her a romance(with a man) is just dumb, especially when no issue is made about fandom-izing a smart and strong male character into an incompetent "damsel/himbo/malewife."

#jessica's non writing nonsense #i don't have the words to adequately express myself but. #something something people realized rigid gender roles were toxic #so they kept the rigidness but reversed the gender roles #and 'women shouldn't be helpless and weak and super emotional and Always Need A Man!' #became 'women shouldn't need help or have weaknesses or feel emotions and they're Not Allowed To Want A Man!!' #like. its ridiculous. i'm here giving Girl Character normal human feelings and a healthy friends to lovers relationship #and the antis are like 'you SHIP the GIRL? you SHIP the GIRL with a BOY?? OH! OH! Jail for author! Jail for author for One Thousand Years!' #(i hope this doesnt start an argument because unlike emily I Get Hurty Feelings but. it needed to be said.)

[l0reenthusiast]

i feel fucking sick

#kwite #kwite situation #i fucking loved his videos #this can't be real and if it is he's a vile man and needs to go to fucking jail

[corfisers]

i really need to finish this one day

#one of my fave ideas but i keep getting stuck or starting over. third time's the charm hopefully #anyways. posting it as an excuse to rant because i'm losing my mind over this rn for no reason #incoherent but i just need to Talk or my brain won't shut up #you ever think about how fucked up it is that aoi feels guilty over what happened. i do. i think about her a lot #he can't even look at me. we aren't even blood related but he still had to go to jail because of me. i still love him #in reality none of it is her fault. it shouldn't be about doumeki in the first place. baby girl you were 15 when it happened. #you can say that yashiro is cruel in his dismissiveness (on the surface) of doumeki's trauma but you can see where he's coming from #you got a glimpse of what your sister was going through? of what i went through? and now you're sooo guilty over it? and who does it help? #doumeki's so focused on his own feelings that he ignored aoi when they were living together. “saves” her by pure chance #proceeds to focus on his guilt and ignore her again. if yashiro didn't get involved she'd be sitting in the rain for god knows how long #yet she still loves and to some degree idolizes him #yashiro and aoi both saying that doumeki isn't the type of person to be a yakuza too. doumeki's good doumeki's better than that #and then ch 24 happens. where yashiro says that he's going to throw up and doumeki's response is “i probably won't stop even if you do” #“guess i am like my father after all” and yashiro still goes “you're not. you're pure and im the problem” #(touches doumeki's face. rare gentle gesture. he's gentle afterwards too before leaving. man.) #he's not cruel enough to repeat what he said in the earlier conversation and he doesn't actually believe it anyway #but i wish yashiro was cruel there. it shouldn't have been about doumeki and his feelings. again. #something about yashiro throwing a knife at another person and it flying back at him huh #for all the talk about how doumeki supposedly romanticizes yashiro it really is the other way around. always has been #which is a whole other conversation but yeah. everything about aoi and yashiro in relation to doumeki makes me so fucking sad #but this is also what i mean when i say that aoi doesn't haunt the narrative per se but still has this weird presence? #she's in the parallels. she's in the brief but important mentions. she's in the “your sister was lucky she had you”. #wips tag

[sugar-konpeito]

yuusaku is so good at solving mysteries because he has the one technique shinichi does not (breaking and entering)

#yuusaku just broke into that one place.. he wasn't invited or anything #he knew he wasn't supposed to be there and wore a disguise #what is WRONG with this man😭😭 #shinichi will disturb crime scenes but not break into someone's house.. #why is the guy who's nearly 40 so relaxed about committing crimes #does yuusaku have a criminal record #he could easily get out of jail as many times as he needs considering his wealth #and pay for good lawyers #but he's a genius so he probably doesn't get caught in the first place(?) #yuusaku kudo #yusaku kudo #kudo yusaku #dcmk #detective conan #detco #shinichi kudo #kudo shinichi

[almond-tofu-chan]

chainsaw man makes you think its a sick action anime where a horny guy made of chainsaws murders a bunch of guys and gets a sorta fucked up found family along the way, but then you watch it and its actually about a 15 year old boy getting groomed and everybody hates everyone else but theyre mostly busy hating themselves and then everyone dies

#csm spoilers #chainsaw man spoilers #they introduce like 8 characters in one episode and then kill them like two episodes later #half the characters in the intro dont show up until yhe very last episode and they all get like one line apiece #not eyepatch finding out denji is a minor and then STILL TRYING TO SLEEP WITH HIM??? #'i didnt take advantage of you last night right? oh good i totally wouldve gone to jail' #HELLO????? DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF???????? #ik anime is like that but i still just couldnt stomach the show after that #she died like 5 minutes later tho so it was fine #you lied to me i was promised found family #and i got a bunch of fucked up teens who need therapy but instead get groomed #feel bad show of the year #i get its not supposed to make you feel good by the end #and maybe its really effective for that #but i was upset by the wrong things i think #i didnt care when any of the characters died because they had just been introduced like one episode agu #i didnt even remember any of their names #honestly not a good show #ive never liked mappas stuff #theyre allergic to filler and thats their proboem #they dont take the time to make me care about the characters before they kill them #tl;dr i didnt like it #chainsaw man #csm

[damnation-if]

on today's episode of Hashing Out Concepts Theatre, i spent a while today while waiting for my new fridge/freezer to be installed after my previous one died and i lost all my food hashing out a bunch of concepts for another game idea i have. (rest assured i'm not actually working on it as a game yet i just like to bash out a framework for things every now and then to make my brain do happy chemicals lmao)

putting all of this stuff under a cut since it's a bunch of images and also in case people aren't interested XD

i am regrettably a huge fan of comic books (mostly DC) and i've seen a couple of comic book inspired IFs popping up lately, though when it comes to my own interest, i'm definitely more into a straight interpretation of a comic book universe than a more. the boys-style universe - i'm into the camp lol, not so much the grim and gritty stuff. (though that's just my own personal preference)

anyway the idea behind That's Just Super is something that i really like about certain comics - giving the villains more of a purpose and rounded existence than just existing to be in somebody's rogue's gallery. the joker's angry defence of the batfamily from various other DC evil forces, lex luthor's furious resistance against brainiac alongside superman because it's His planet, damn it, DOOM throwing in with the heroes in every second marvel event comic... i really like stories where villains and evil characters don't always make the Most Evil choice just Because, but have clear and explainable motivations that sometimes bring them into what we'd consider a 'good' alignment because unlike in d&d, there's no real such thing as a concrete moral alignment.

(this is my banner design for it)

the basic idea is that an inexplicable cosmic event removes all of the superheroes from the planet, leaving it vulnerable to attack by evil mindflayer style aliens - unless the supervillains who remain are able to band together despite their more unpredictable, less cooperative natures and save the planet in the heroes' absence. after all... if aliens take over the earth, the villains can't take it over themselves.

here's my fun little UI design idea lmao...

the other major thing about That's Just Super that i've been hashing out is the pc. the basic idea is that you pick your villain identity from a list but you get to customise their like. birth name and secret identity, while the villain identity comes with its own name, costume, and set history (including occasionally past romantic encounters). i like playing around with the way that IF works with the idea of mcs and customisable mcs so i just thought it'd be a fun twist... it also allows me to create nice drama by having set occurrences in the past lol.

so i did some profiles for the nine villain options - three each of the DC triad of tech/metahuman/magic origin. they're all based on a specific kind of villain archetype, and i really tried to limit myself to ones where i could definitely pin down more than one specific influence so it didn't end up like me just making too many analogues haha... even if some of the influences are probably pretty obvious.

weirdly i haven't even Thought about ROs yet since i've been so focussed on the pc... maybe i'll play around with the partially set background idea even more and only have 1 possible RO for each villain choice or something. maybe a couple that you can romance as anybody... not sure. (talionis could definitely have a messy broken romance with his superhero for example)

apologies that readability isn't great but these are mostly just made for me lmao

#posts from the mortal world #dc give me a job writing for you please... jk i'm not moving to the us (not that they'd have me anyway) #long post. #i think i'm so funny for that joke of labelling the reset button a joke about time manipulation lmfao #but isn't that perfectly on the nose for a comic book themed IF?? that's what i tell myself anyway #absolutely Could Not Stand the infinity saga honestly. for Many reasons. #but in regards to this stuff in particular. every villain just threw in with thanos or immediately got killed off... boring!!!! #the only person who is allowed to be Interesting is loki apparently #and the fact that they cut. Doom holding the gauntlet with all the fucking gems on it for as long as he did from the story??? Crime #All of the crimes. go to Story Jail marvel. doom will get his just rewards for you screwing him over like that some day!!!! doom is!!!!!!!! #man also just yesterday i was thinking to myself that i Need to reread in blackest night and i So do. i'm such a lantern girlie... #that's right i like d&d i like m:tg and i like comic books. bow before my supreme embarrassing taste #it has been a Chaotic couple of days if you can't tell. i haven't slept nearly enough and i. Cried when all my food got spoiled #at least the new fridge works fine so far though...

[technitango]

chief seo remained the most loyal mf up to the end (and he stayed hot while doing it). chief seo you will always be THE mvp in my heart.

#like did yall see him covered in blood when he confronted junmo like oooooooooh boy #the show runners needed to see the vision and not sideline him into jail for most of the finale like excuse me #the scene with him and junmo had me sweating #knife guy my beloved #i know he is going to do just fine in prison #he has the brains he has the skills #this man will rise the ranks in prison mark my words #the worst of evil #otherwise im not talking about the ending of the show thank you :)

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Umm.. When Hobie is around Disco-Spider Diane his outline looks like this

(Cute DiscoPunk things featuring Diane's Color)

Just super technicolor, full spectrum, hyper saturation.

He goes from the grittiest punk zines to what looks like a middle schooler's journal complete with glitter pen cursive

Or her favorite, the twinkle of a Disco Ball

Usually on nights out, when they're getting ready or having a good time, Hobie's outline will be like a Disco Ball, the lights reflected onto the walls around it. The dancing lights move around Diane as if she were the ball, the reflections coming off of him catching the light every now and again as he leans over her shoulder.

But the rarest of all is when he shimmers-

If you ever ask Diane her favorite color - she'll throw a fit.

Not because she doesn't have one - but because she does, she just can't name it. But Hobie can.

It's kinda like her suit.

Too red to be magenta - way too purple to be fuschia -

It's one color, that somehow pink and red and purple all at once.

And no one ever knew what she meant - until she met Hobie.

Until he turned that color in front of her, and she finally could say

'That. Whatever he is, that's my favorite.'

He knows what she means. Somewhere between a Ruby and a Raspberry and a Cerise.

He bites back laughter, watching as Diane drives herself up the wall as she details ANOTHER nail polish that 'looks different in the bottle and definitely ISN'T IT.' after she comes back from the salon.

Lazily lounging on her bed, crushing her throw pillows without a care - listening to Daine rant away about a shirt she washed that was the perfect color then it bled and now it's NOT the perfect color and This Is Her Villain Arc.

He knows he should tell her the color she's probably thinking of is Rubine.

He should-

But he doesn't. Instead if you ask him - and Diane does - he'll tell you 'I don't think any ones ever discovered that color yet.'

Hobie will argue that the color is none of those things - neither red, nor pink, nor purple - but something entirely itself, just like her.

Instead, he calls it Diane - the perfect color.

Sometimes he sees it - a rare flower blooming, the petals the color of Diane. He's in a shop, and stumbles across a lipstick that might be it.

He nicks it and takes it home to her. Always asking her to try it, he says he thinks it's her color. He's always right.

To him, it's the color of Diane. He hopes no one ever tells her otherwise.

Diane always fills his world with color.

#*sounds of me hurling in the corner* #They make me SICK #they should be illegal i should be in jail #Omggggggggggggg #in conclusion let your ocs be happy #also it took me SO long to find the name for that color it was SO HARD #i need to go lie down ive been struck by cuteness #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spidersona #spiderpunk #spider punk #discospider #disco spider #DiscoPunk #spidersonas #Hobie Brown x OC #Hobie x OC