#THIS MAN

[jjian1002]

Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck tims #this man #scratches a special part of my brain #makes my inner goblin goes 👺👺👺 #I love meijack… she’s one of those kids asking the most difficult questions

[sher-ee]

The other day I responded to a video that was discussing how utterly stupid Trump was. I had responded that we (America) must look like a bunch of kooks to the outside world. Man, the responses I got from people in other countries confirming what I said was accurate was an eye opener. We have become a HUGE joke thanks to this insufferable daft prick and his GOP knob heads.

#donald trump #embarrasment #leader of the pack #gop #politics #president obama #vote blue #save our country #save our democracy #dumb as fuck #maga #republicans #please vote #lolz #this man

[hermitsandcrafts]

Love Etho sayin that he just likes makin things smaller and there's NO other reason for making Joel statues specifically

#this man #he knows what hes doin #graaah #etho #ethoslab #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #boat boys

[snowheartsz]

THE WAY I SCREAMED????

#OUGHHHH THE PARALLELS TO THE PILOT #SAME EXACT DIALOGUE FROM WHEN HE FIRST MET CHARLIE #HOLY FUCKKKJ NO #IM ACTUALLT FOING INSANE #THIS MAN #THE FACT THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME HE HAD EVER HAD THE FULL FUCK #UGHHHHHHH #I LOVE HIM #ACTUAL CHILLS #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel alastor #radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel

[icallhimjoey]

joe in Hoard

#this man #THIS MAN #sigh #joe quinn #joseph quinn #hoard film

[mackrelkart]

bootyhill

#hsr #honkai star rail #boothill #boothill hsr #this man #i am a simp

[airy-mod]

HELLO???? ZESTY ASS

Limp wrist, hand on hips, one leg stretched out, duck lips and everything SIR???

#THIS MAN #bros got the whole damn package #the hfjone production files actually got me tweaking it's not even funny anymore #airy stuff #hfjone #onehfj #airy #airy hfjone #hfjone airy #osc #hfjone production files

[soaring-trash]

Proud son of two moms

#critical role #critical role campaign 3 #bells hells #critters #critical role fanart #laudna #fanart #imogen temult #imodna #imogen x laudna #pâté de rolo #i love him so much #i am unwell #this man #god i love him #He really does love em your honour :')

[mcmuppet]

i'm so unwell its not even funny

LANDO???? SHIRTLESS??????? TAN??? ON AUX PLAYING OLD MAROON 5???????

he's literally the man of my dreams i need him

credits to @/norrislando_fans on insta

#i need him BIBLICALLY #this man #i literally cried over this video #i truly don't know how to process this #ooooooof #🥵🥵🥵 #summer vaca did him well honestly idec that we saw like none of it #i don't think i would've survived getting daily content from summer lando #lando norris #mclaren

[ria-neearts]

Moonlight.

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #my art #im so sorry #this man #THIS MAN

[st4rrth0ughts]

imagine being a ghost, fucking veritas ratio in public, shove him into a alleyway deep into the night, rip away his clothes and stuff your light fingers into his mouth, thrust your cock deep into his cunt, listen to his cries and moans as he's just lifted off the ground, cum dripping down his thighs as your cock pounds into his pussy, making him squirt and eyes roll back. when your done with him, let him fall limply onto the floor, filled with cum and begging you for more.

#✪imagines! #☽tw: dark content! #✦honkai star rail! #sub dr ratio #sub hsr #sub honkai star rail #honkai star rail smut #dr ratio x reader #dr ratio x gender neutral reader #dr ratio x male reader #ghost reader #this man #i will build him perfectly when he's free

[tanked-up]

I’m sorry for ever looking at you

GAWD

#this man #has #a hold #ghostsoap #neil elice #soap mactavish #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #mwiii campaign #incorect cod quotes

[teyamsatan]

^^^ this right here??? made me slide up a wall in need. now imagine dilf!jake, cause that's all i can imagine. enjoy x

wc: 660 words

smut under the cut, minors DNI 🔞

You loved days with Jake, you really did. He was a good leader - strong and fearless, compassionate and patient, he made everyone feel secure and at ease, made everyone feel included and heard. You loved training with him, hearing him talk, watching him listen. You loved his demeanour and his wit, and how he sacrificed so much and lost a planet and a bond to his own kind in order to protect yours. He was a good mate - considerate and thoughtful, funny and giving, he made it his life purpose to make you happy, and you appreciated him every single minute of your life.

You loved days with Jake… but nights… Eywa, the nights were the best, and you had a perfect example as of why right now, laying sideways on the bed, your head pushed so far back, it was resting in the crook of his neck, drawn out moans and skin slapping together the only sounds you could hear in the quiet of the dead of night. You haven't slept through the night once since meeting Jake. How could you, when more often than not, after a thorough fucking, he loved to fall asleep with his cock still buried deep inside of you, loved for the feel of your tight cunt and smell of your scents mingled together to be the last thing on his mind before he passed out for the night... or at least for a few hours, until you inevitably woke up, needy and desperate once more, grinding on his half-hard length until he was rock hard once more, his body unable to resist you, even asleep as he was.

Now, here you were once more, three orgasms in, crying as he slipped in and out of you with ease, your cum and slick allowing him to bottom out in you, bulging up the skin of your lower abdomen. He loved to sneak his hand from your hip, where it was rested in order to pull you further down his length, and reach around and press on the spot, until you squirmed and whined, until the tears flowed freely down your face into your ears.

"You feel how deep in you I am, angel? That's daddy's cock pushing your pretty skin up, mm? You're taking it so well, aren't you? Always so good for me."

"D-daddy... pl-please!"

His words pushed you closer and closer to the orgasm you knew would take you out for the night, the intensity of the last couple of hours taking a toll on your mind, until you were just a mess of words and incoherent babbles, drunk of his cock and the soft kisses he was peppering on the back of your neck. You could hear the smile in his voice as he spoke.

"What do you need, baby? Need daddy to let you come on his cock?"

His thrusts sharpened momentarily as he was hitting the spot that made you see stars and cry out in unadulterated ecstasy, until you were sure the whole clan could hear how well the Olo'eyktan's mate was getting fucked night after night. Right now, you couldn't find it in you to care.

"There you go, baby girl. Come for daddy so he can fill you up, mm?"

The promise of being marked by him, of his cum dripping out of you and down your thighs for days to come was enough to push you over the edge, and you came, making a mess of the mat, that needed to be changed daily anyhow, as you squirted all over him, gushes of warm liquid mixing with his own, and, spent and filled to the brim as you were, you allowed him to pull you closer and whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you drifted off to sleep.

"Daddy loves you, sweet girl."

You knew, and yet, you couldn't wait until tomorrow night, when he'd more than willingly prove it to you again.

somebody sedate me honestly

#fuuuck #this man #break my back like a glowstick daddy #jake sully #jake sully smut #jake sully fic #dilf jake sully #avatar smut #avatar twow #avatar #avatar fanfic #jake x reader #jake smut #jake sully x reader #jake sully x yn #jake sully reader #avatar reader #avatar fanfiction #avatar jake #jake sully x y/n #jake sully drabble #avatar way of water #avatar the way of water #step dad jake sully #stepdad!jake sully #dbf!jake sully #dbf!jake

[naruthandir]

Honestly Tolkien's watercolor paintings are probably the cutest thing ever and I stand by that. Like, if you haven't seen them go look them up. The Illegally Adorable Smaug painting is only the tip of the iceberg. Go to the wiki and have a look. Literally want to eat that.

#the lord of the rings #jirt #tolkien #THIS MAN

[creamecafe]

LORD HAVE MERCY

I just want to say in advance, I apologize the type of person I will be when I see this man in theaters

#creamecafe #marvel #mcu #spider man #oscar issac #oscar issac Spider-Man #spider man related #spider verse #spider man: into the spider verse #spider man 2099 #oscar isaac #oscar isaac hernandez estrada #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #marvel characters #this man is ruining my life #this man is #this man is so fine #this man will be the death of me #this man #please use me #please marry me #i need him #i need his voice #the way he's standing gives me life #hes so beautiful #hes so fine #hes so pretty #hes soooo #this man is daddy

[rachalixie]

what do you mean minho says “okay” in tiny and then sighs through his nose in ten to twelve seconds when you make him do something he doesn’t like. what do you mean.

#this man #is gonna be the death of me #that’s so precious