#TMI

[hanelizabeth]

Persicaria ~ Restoration 🌅

- a recreation of Rafael Lightwood - Bane’s flower card -

characters by @cassandraclare 🤍

#cassandra clare #shadowhunters #artists on tumblr #digital artist #tsc #illustration #cartoon #the shadowhunter chronicles #drawing #illustrator #tmi #the mortal instruments #the red scrolls of magic #gotsm #city of heavenly fire #city of ashes #city of bones #city of glass #city of lost souls #city of fallen angels #rafael lightwood bane #rafe lightwood bane #restoration #my flower card #flower card #flowers #cute #fanart #magnus bane #alec lightwood

[carelessflower]

Good boy, that's right Come close, I'll show you heaven If you'll be an angel, all mine Trust me, I can handle me a dangerous man

art by cassandra jean

#malec #alec lightwood #magnus bane #tsc #tmi #shadowhunters #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #the bane chronicles #ttpd #im having icfxnirc breakdown

[fleyrie]

clary fairchild and jace herondale by @ya_ariart

"There is no pretending. I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, l'll love you then."

City of Glass, Cassandra Clare

#clace #shadowhunters #tsc #tmi #the mortal instruments #tmi fanart #Clace fanart #clary fray #clary fairchild #jace herondale #jace wayland #jace tmi #clary tmi #Cassandra Clare #the shadowhunter chronicles #tda #the dark artifacts #tlh #the lash hours #the infernal devices #tid

[daily-clace]

A sudden ache of hatred for her father went through Clary. “Well, Valentine’s not here now.”

“Clary…,” Jace began, a warning note in his voice, but she’d already reached up and yanked one of the books out from the forbidden shelf, knocking it to the ground. It made a satisfying thump. “Clary!”

“Oh, come on.” She did it again, knocking another book down, and then another. Dust puffed up from their pages as they hit the floor. “You try.”

Jace looked at her for a moment, and then a half smile teased the corner of his mouth. Reaching up, he swept his arm along the shelf, knocking the rest of the books to the ground with a loud crash.

City Of Glass, Cassandra Clare

#dailyclace #clace #clace quotes #clary fairchild #jace herondale #clary fray #jace wayland #jace lightwood #Jace lightwood herondale #tmi #the mortal instruments #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles

[vierss-herondale]

Who’s afraid of Well you

little old me? should be

#clary fairchild #clary fray #the mortal instruments #tmi #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #cds #ttpd #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #vierssherondale

[theygender]

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

#rambling #uhh #tmi #request to tag #i wonder if a vaginectomy would prevent yeast infections permanently #greatest hits

[cowardlycowboys]

#omg kiera no one cares #tmi #flipping a coin jack off or nap hmm #i made this because it's funny

[kohdono]

:)

#alec lightwood #max lightwood-bane #magnus bane #malec #alec is a very good dad dont worry about it #tmi #tmi fanart #shadowhunters

[layla-carstairs]

Alec and Clary hating each other's guts in cob is iconic & funny but what makes it so much funnier is how quickly they get over it. by the epilogue they're both like "I feel so bad about all the mean & completely untrue things I said to you and for being really shitty/shoving you against a wall/nearly causing you to die :( im so sorry. anyway, let's never tell Jace any of this k?" and then proceeded to never acknowledge any of it again. by coa it's like it never happened at all. like it doesn't even get a mention in their inner monologues or anything. the one time it does come up is in tftsa due to Simon's incomplete memories & him being under the impression Alec doesn't like Clary. and when he brings it up to Alec his immediate response is this

like I'm obsessed with their dynamic, nobody's doing it like them

#they're so real for this actually #alec lightwood #clary fairchild #city of bones #the mortal instruments #tmi #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tales from the shadowhunter academy #tftsa #bella talks

[hanelizabeth]

a young clary and simon playing their weekly friday night game of mario kart (in their pyjamas of course!) after a long day at school 🎮

characters by @cassandraclare 💛

#artists on tumblr #cassandra clare #digital artist #illustration #shadowhunters #tsc #cartoon #drawing #the shadowhunter chronicles #tmi #the mortal instruments #city of heavenly fire #city of bones #city of ashes #city of fallen angels #city of lost souls #city of glass #clary fairchild #clary fray #simon lewis #simon lovelace #gaming #cute

[carelessflower]

you smoke then ate seven bars of chocolate. we declare rock solid panda should be a bigger artist

#simon lewis #simon's band #tsc #tmi #shadowhunters #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #i know they change the name already but shhhhh #ttpd

[aleclightofmylifewoodbane]

i truly hate the show bc YOU GUYS DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE MISSING WHEN YOU WATCH THE SHOW BEFORE READING THE BOOKS

you dont know that magnus’ magic is the same striking blue as alec’s eyes

you dont know alec’s eyes are the same color as the ancestors of a family so intertwined with his

you don’t know that magnus sees ghosts in the blue of alec’s eyes

you don’t know magnus is two inches taller than alec

you dont know that alec loves that magnus is taller than him

you don’t know that they dated in secret for months

you dont know alec’s wardrobe is absolutely hopeless and he only wears years old worn out sweaters with holes in the cuffs and magnus loves it

you dont know that sometimes magnus wears his worn out sweaters

you dont know that they didnt get married for years until alec became consul and they could get married in warlock blue and shadowhunter gold under his new law

you dont know they have two kids, before they ever married

you dont know their first son is named after alec’s brother max, who actually died during the war

you dont know that max’s skin is blue, and his eyes are just a shade darker than alec’s

you dont know that alec loved one man so much he changed the world for him

#honestly will probably add to this later #BUT I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME ??? #I HATE IT #DONT WATCH THE SHOW FIRST #IT RUINS IT #YOU NEED TO KNOW MAGNUS IS THE LOVE OF ALECS LIFE #AS IS ALEC MAGNUS’ #tsc #shadowhunters #tmi #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #drives me crazy #the show took away SO MUCH #the small details like alec’s eye color are SO IMPORTANT ??? #FOR SO MANY REASONS ??? #MAGNUS IS IN LOVE WITH ALECS EYES #im dead #and magnus not always having his cats eyes like hes supposed to ?? #god #i hate looking for fics and starting one only to realize its based mostly on the show #im a HATER #tsc book truther

[daily-clace]

Jace watched as Clary looked over and blew him a kiss, her red hair bouncing in its ponytail. She was so small—delicate, doll-like, he had thought once, before he’d learned how strong she was.

City of Heavenly Fire, Cassandra Clare

#dailyclace #clace #clace quotes #clary fairchild #jace herondale #jace wayland #clary fray #jace lightwood #Jace lightwood herondale #tmi #the mortal instruments #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles

[lord-montgomery]

city of bones:

tales from the shadowhunter academy:

nerd love and all that, yes. but did you catch the way she sees him?

#funny this should come to mind today when i'm planning on breaking down the next song on the playlist #sizzy #tmi #tsc

[cowardlycowboys]

I could never do no nut november because unfortunately I love fucking myself too much

#omg kiera no one cares #tmi #also i already have like a WEEK where i can't and i hate it like why would i do a month be serious where is the fun in that #did it today and it was great why deny myself lifes few great treats

[tarotarra]

Magnus Bane

-banishing art block since >1600

#she’s back with a warlock #quick sketch!!! #magnus bane #tsc #malec #malec fanart #magnus lightwood bane #alec lightwood bane #alec lightwood #the shadowhunter chronicles #shadowhunters #trsom #tmi #tlbotw #tlh #the last hours #the dark artifices #Cassandra Clare #the mortal instruments