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#TOWA IS 14 YOU SICK FUCKS
billyboyfloyd · 2 years
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Just sent this to someone else, but I needed to let you know as well 🤣
Not some disgusting R!towa/Sessri!n pedo shipper blocking me on Twitter for blatantly stating under the hand cream clip they posted (and that they described as "cute") that the whole scene was beyond creepy and gross because Riku, an ADULT MAN, was drooling after a 14 years old girl and trying to flirt with her when he was already an ADULT MAN the night same young girl was born. Her answer was: "it's not that deep lol go fuck somewhere else" and then she blocked me instantly. These scumbags keep proving my point over and over with such butthurt behavior, they clearly were salty about being reminded of their sick tastes and had NO COUNTERARGUMENTS so they just silenced me. But of course what kinda argument you can use against blatant pedophilia? 🤷‍♀️🤣🤷‍♀️🤣
Right. Like they like pedophilia and grooming. Of course they blocked you. 🤣
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creepercraftguy · 3 years
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I decided I wanted to try one of those DR Ask meme’s, but I decided to do it a little differently and I’m just gonna answer all the questions.
This one is made by @muzumi-san but I didn’t repost theirs because I don’t want them to directly see my shitty opinions.
1. Favourite game?
Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair. It just had the best characters, best plot twists and best trials in my opinion.
2. Favourite Protagonist?
It depends. If it’s in terms of writing, Shuichi. Otherwise, it’s either Hajime, or Kaede.
3. Favourite antagonistic character?
Kokichi is my favorite in general of the three, but as an antagonist, I like Nagito more.
4. Favourite character?
Kokichi Ouma. I know, he’s a fan favorite and you’re probably sick of hearing him get talked about, but dude, he’s just great.
5. Best girl?
Mahiru Koizumi.
6. Best boy?
Gonta Gokuhara or Gundham Tanaka.
7. Favourite class trial from all the games?
For Game 1, it’s Case 2. I love the twists and use of the Red Herring aspect in regards to the locker room. For Game 2, Case 4 is my favourite, but Case 5 is the better one in terms of mystery. For Game 3, Case 4. The fact you have to rely on video game logic to solve the case is really neat.
8. Least favourite character?
Without a doubt, Yasuhiro Hagakure, for several reasons that I’ve stated previously.
9. Least favourite class trial?
Game 3, Case 3. That whole case was just bullshit after Bullshit.
10. What would be your Ultimate Title?
Ultimate Animator, like Mitarai, but you know...Better.
11. Favourite cast?
As I’ve already mentioned, Danganronpa 2. My least favorite member of that cast is Akane, but even her, and the more disliked characters like Teruteru and Hiyoko, I love all of them. They’re all great.
12. Favourite Danganronpa 3 character?
Seiko Kimura. She’s such a fun character who I think deserved better.
13. What’s your opinion on the Danganronpa 3 anime?
I fucking hate it. The only episodes of it that I actually consider to be good, are the first two episodes of Despair Arc, and the final episode. The characters and cast genuinely piss me off half the time, especially Juzo, Munakata and Ruruka, and the writing was just generally shit throughout the entire thing.
14. What do you think about Danganonpa 1 anime?
I actually think it’s alright. Video Game anime’s tend to not be as good as the games (unless it’s Persona 4′s animation, which was actually awesome) and the same goes for Danganronpa. The game is generally more enjoyable than the anime, but the anime wasn’t bad all things considered.
15. Your absolute OTP?
SAI-MAT-SU! SAI-MAT-SU! SHIP-THAT-GETS-SHIT-ON-TOO-MUCH! SAI-MAT-SU! SAI-MAT-SU!
16. Your absolute BROTP?
I guess Sakuraoi? I get why people ship them, but Sakura is one of the characters who canonically has a boyfriend, and I just think they make really good friends other than girlfriends. No disrespect for anyone who likes them together though.
17. Do you have an OT3? Which one?
I’m not crazy about my OT3′s, since they’re mostly two characters who are romantically involved, with a third wheel/wingman on the side, but yes, I do have at least one for each game. For the first game, it’s Chishimondo (Taka, Mondo and Chihiro) for the second game it’s Sonsoudam (Sonia, Gundham and Kazuichi) and the third game, it’s Tenhimiangie (Tenko, Himiko and Angie)
18. Favourite rare ship?
There’s a ship I like called Nagiseiko or Komamura, which is Nagito Komaeda x Seiko Kimura.
19. Who do you think is an underrated character?
There are quite a few, like Nekomaru and Mahiru for instance, but I absolutely have to say Mondo. He has arguably some of the best characterization among the DR1 cast, and he’s my favorite killer in the first game purely because of his backstory and motive, and how he reflects upon the second case’s whole theme, and yet nobody seemed to focus on that importance. God Speed, you wonderful JoJo reference.
20. Who do you think is an overrated character?
Please don’t hurt me when I say this, but absolutely Chiaki. Many can chew me out for liking Kokichi, who in himself is overrated, but for a deuteragonist, Chiaki really doesn’t do an awful lot until Chapter 4-5
21. Favourite voice actor?
In terms of performance, either Derek Stephen Prince (Fuyuhiko and Kokichi) or Marieve Herington (Celeste)
22. Favourite talent?
Ultimate Detective. Shuichi and Kyoko are both really cool.
23. Favourite mascot?
Monokuma, duh! Compared to Monomi and the Monokubs, neither of them have shit on him.
24. Favourite Monokub?
1000% Monodam. All of them suck, except for him. (And Monotaro’s fine for the most part, but Monodam will always be the best)
25. Least favourite mascot?
Mono-fucking-phanie.
26. Favourite execution?
Leon Kuwata’s, the 1000 Blows. As they say, you never forget your first.
27. Least favourite execution?
Mikan Tsumiki’s, Bye Bye Ouchies. For reasons I don’t think I even need to state.
28. Favourite unused execution?
I really like Kazuichi’s unused execution that involves the drill.
29. Which character should survived in your opinion?
If we’re talking characters I wanted to survive, then I would’ve loved to see Chihiro make it to the end of DR1. As much as I love the importance of his passing, I really wanted him to get out alive and unscathed.
30. Which character would’ve deserved to survive?
In each game, there’s at least one character I think should’ve deserved to make it out alive. For the first game, it’s absolutely Taka, for the second, Hiyoko, even though I’m not strong on her, and for the third game, Ryoma, for the same reason everyone else thinks he should’ve lived.
31. Is there a character you think who shouldn’t have survived but did?
Yasuhiro did basically nothing to contribute to the class trials, or the overall progress in figuring out the mysteries of the academy. He never pulled his weight, and for some reason, he still managed to live through the killing game.
32. Least favourite protagonist?
I love her, but Komaru. She just doesn’t reach the same level as the others.
33. Character with the best clothing?
Celeste absolutely nails the gothic lolita style and it fits really well with the type of character that she is.
34. Best character design?
Gundham and Celeste.
35. A character who should’ve got more character development?
Kirumi, without question. She’s arguably my least favorite in the V3 gang purely because of her lack of development. She deserved better writing than what she got.
36. Character who looks amazing but you don’t like?
I love Ruruka’s design, but I hate Ruruka’s character. The same goes for Sonosuke Izayoi, who looks badass but got no development.
37. Favourite minor character?
For the little screen time he got, I vibe with Taichi Fujisaki.
38. Favourite eyes?
What? Uh...no preference?
39. Smartest murder plan?
Gundham’s plan in the 4th case of the 2nd game. He used pretty much every aspect of the funhouse to pull his plan off, and I love it.
40. Favourite culprit?
Gundham Tanaka, for what I’ve just mentioned, plus his motivation, and overall character.
41. Person you’ve never expected to become a culprit but they became? (Doesn’t include Chiaki)
I guess Mondo, Peko and Kiyo from each of the games. They all exude the energy that they COULD kill someone, but the chances of them actually doing it don’t seem that high, and yet...
42. Honest opinion on Tsumugi Shirogane?
I thought she was boring character at first, even after she was revealed to be the mastermind, but I’ve come around since then and I respect her as a villain a lot more. Being the only villain in the game who’s not directly tied to Junko, that at least gives her a bit of uniqueness.
43. Describe Monaca Towa in 3 words!
Piss Baby UGH!
44. Describe Nagito Komaeda in 3 words!
Extremely Entertaining Character
45. Unpopular opinion?
I think Hifumi Yamada is a pretty decent character overall. His Free Time Events, while awkward, were quite enjoyable, and he conveys the strong message that appearances aren’t everything. He’s aware of how different he looks compared to everyone else, but to him, it’s what’s on the inside and what he can do that matters.
46. Unpopular headcanon?
I don’t really have many major headcanons, and I have none that I would consider unpopular. I guess I’ll say “The V3 cast have a group chat in a Non-Despair AU that they meme the shit out of.”
47. A headcanon you have about a character?
In the ask blog that I run, Mikan and Ibuki are an item, and after they become one, Mikan discards her bandages and dyes a highlight in her hair. I live for that, so I guess that’s my answer.
48. Favourite OST?
If we’re talking about a game soundtrack, then either Danganronpa 2′s, or Ultra Despair Girl. If we’re talking about my favourite song in the whole series though, then my favourite is the opening theme to Future Arc in DR3, Dead or Lie.
49. Favourite mini game?
I don’t really have one. I have minigames that I like, and Minigames that I hate (looking at you “Improved” Hangman’s Gambit) But I guess I like Scrum Debate in concept a lot.
50. Favourite game design?
V3 is the most aesthetically pleasing DR game.
51. Character you thought you were gonna dislike but loved in the end?
Maki was such a piece of shit in my opinion at the beginning of V3. Of course, the development she gets reprimands that amazingly. I WOULD say Tenko, but I hated Tenko when I finished V3, and it was only after a short time later that I really turned around on her.
52. Character you thought you would like but disliked in the end?
I guess Angie? She was pretty annoying even before I outright disliked her, but then the whole third chapter brainwashing thing happened and I’m like, “this bitch suck for real!”
53. Favourite game end?
Danganronpa 2′s, and I don’t wanna hear all the “Ugh, the anime bullshit, ugh!” From a writing perspective, the second game just had the most enjoyable ending.
54. Least favourite game end?
I guess Danganronpa 1′s but even that wasn’t too bad. I have incredibly mixed feelings about V3′s twist ending, but I’ve grown to accept that it happened and there’s not a lot I can do about it...
55. Favourite love hotel scene?
Kaede’s. J-Just Kaede’s...That scene gives me the right amount of serotonin that I can keep going with my day.
56. Best free time events?
Hard to say, but I really liked Taka’s. Most of the FTE’s in Danganronpa tend to be pretty nice (unless you’re Hiro), but for him, I loved learning about the circumstances behind his family, how it corrolates with why he acts the way he does, his spite against people who call themselves “geniuses” and why they suck, and everything about his character just hits right.
57. Character who should’ve lived longer?
Kirumi or Ryoma.
58. V3 Pregame! headcanon?
“They aren’t evil creatures with a pessimistic look on life!” Seriously, why the hell do people headcanon the pre-game V3 cast as evil and masochistic bastards. Sure, their look on life was very cynical and pessimistic, and some of them wanted to join V3 for the money or the fame, but that’s just basic human nature and desire. That doesn’t mean everyone in V3 was an inherently bad person before they joined Danganronpa. They aren’t the remnants of despair for fucks sake.
59. Favourite moment?
Shuichi’s final stand in V3 really showed his growth in character, and his refutation “WE’RE GONNA END DANGANRONPA!” gave me goosebumps.
60. Saddest moment?
Gundham’s Execution made me cry, and I almost shed tears in Peko’s final moments. My answer therefore, is those two.
61. Character who looks like the love child of ???
Shuichi has always looked like the love child of Makoto and Kyoko or Makoto and Mukuro. I don’t have any parental headcanons though, and prefer to think of Shuichi as his own character.
62. Describe Mikan Tsumiki in 3 words!
Needs Love Mending! She’s an emotionally broken girl who needs love to heal her fragile heart.
63. Describe Kyoko Kirigiri in 3 words!
The Best Deuteragonist. By that, I mean out of all the characters who are most relevant to the plot alongside the protagonist and antagonist (which includes Chiaki and I guess Kaito too) Kyoko is the best one in my opinion.
64. Which character seemed like they were gonna be a culprit but they wasn’t?
I honestly expected Sonia to kill someone several times in DR2, but she ended up making it to the end. I’m not disappointed though, and I’m glad she never ended up snapping.
65. Who did you never expected to die but they died?
Kaede, no doubt about it. C’mon, she was set up to be the protagonist and then she got executed falsely. Rantaro also surprised me honestly, as did Fake Togami in Game 2.
66. Describe the last trial from V3 in 3 words!
An Absolute Clusterfuck. Not the bad kind, mind you, but Jesus, that trial was long and confusing.
67. Which character would you never want to meet in real life?
There are several honestly, but I’m gonna narrow it down and say Junko. Anyone who meets her is doomed to have their life ruined.
68. Which character would you like to meet in real life?
I relate to most of the weeb and dorky characters, so I guess either Hifumi or Non-Evil Tsumugi.
69. Choose one character which you would take with you on a trip.
Mikan would be handy to have around in case I get injured while on a hike or something.
70. Character you would have a sleepover with?
I don’t feel any sort of attraction to her romantically, and I tend not to for fictional characters, but Kaede is someone I’d really want to hang out and be friends with.
71. Character you can relate to?
Makoto, and I know that’s the whole point of his character, but even though he’s kind of basic and lacking in any significant personality, I still like him a lot.
72. Character you can relate to but you dislike them?
I sympathize with Kiyo’s plight, and how he suffered a lot of emotional abuse from his sister, but with his final moments and how much bullshit came from it (particularly the implied incest subplot) I just couldn’t feel anything except eagerness when I watched him die.
73. Character who deserved better?
Than what they got, I guess Taka.
74. What do you think of Hiyoko Saionji?
If she had survived the game, she’d have been recognized as great a character as Fuyuhiko, since she would have had time to develop. Unfortunately, her lack of growth thanks to her death relegates her into just being “that bitch from Danganronpa” In general though, I don’t dislike her at all, I’m just not as strong on her as I am the rest of DR2′s cast, or DR’s cast in general.
75. Describe Gonta Gokuhara in 3 words!
The Best Boy.
76. Favourite research lab?
The research labs are a cool concept that I really wanted to see more of in things like Fangans. I think my favorite is either Shuichi’s or Kokichi’s.
77. What do you think of the fandom?
Honest to god, I feel more comfortable in the DR Fandom than I do any other Fandom I’m a part of. We have cringe, toxicity and the same old jokes, yes, but other Fandom’s I’m in, like Persona and My Hero Academia, have the same on a whole other level. I think the majority of the Danganronpa Fandom truly does genuinely care about the game series and I appreciate that.
78. Favourite random/unnecessary scene?
The Man’s Nut scene in Danganronpa 2 was god damn hilarious. I never ever really thought the Peeping Tom scenes in each game were wholly necessary and just existed as cheap fanservice, but the Man’s Nut scene is SO damn funny!
79. Which character has the cutest design?
Chihiro is the most adorable bean in the universe.
80. Hope or Despair?
I have no real preference, but I choose Hope because I like to think I’m not a bad person.
81. Could you be the Ultimate Lucky Student?
Probably not. I dunno.
82. Favourite chapter?
DR2 Chapter 4. The funhouse chapter hit differently.
83. Least favourite chapter?
DR2 Chapter 3 and DRV3 Chapter 3. The former primarily due to the Despair Disease and Nekomaru’s death at the hands of Akane’s stupidity, and the latter because of reasons I’ve already mentioned, particularly Angie’s Student Council.
84. Which character do you easily forget?
Pretty much half the Danganronpa 3 cast. Particularly Tengan, Izayoi, Gozu and Bandai.
85. Could you be a Dangan Protag? Why?
I’d love to be, but I’m not as quick-witted or inquisitive as the likes of Makoto, Hajime and Shuichi.
86. Favourite Anthology chapter?
I like a lot of them, but the one where they all make chocolate is really cute.
87. Describe Peko Pekoyama in 3 words!
She’s pretty cool. There’s not much to say about her. Even if she is the one who killed Mahiru, a character I love, she’s a lot more important to the plot than many realize, especially in regards to Fuyuhiko’s subplot.
88. Describe Mondo Oowada in 3 words!
Completely Underrated Marvel. Just refer to Question 19.
89. Least favourite Danganronpa 3 character?
Pretty much any of them that aren’t Seiko, Ryota, or Yukizome. I’m gonna say Juzo though, because of his whole bullshit that Junko used against him, and how the tragedy is primarily his fault.
90. Do you like Junko?
Not at first, but I like her a lot more as a villain now. She wasn’t that fun in the first game, but was better in the second.
91. What do you think of Monokuma?
As far as game mascots go, he’s alright, however, the more the series goes on, the less relevant he becomes. In V3, he serves no real importance, and the game may have been just as good without him, leaving us with just the Monokubs. I hate the Monokubs, but that’s primarily because their existence just takes Monokuma’s importance away. V3 would be so much better if we had one without the other, either way around.
92. Least favourite Monokub?
*Heavy breathing* Mono... *Heavy breathing* Fucking... *HEAVY BREATHING* PHANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!
93. Did you like the Monokubs?
Not for the most part. Monophanie and Monokid suck, and I hate them both. Monosuke sucks for similar reasons, but he’s just kinda...boring...Up until the whole incest imagery in Chapter 4′s trial, Monotaro was actually ok, and had some really funny lines, and as I’ve mentioned, I love Monodam a whole lot, since he was the only one who had something close to a character arc.
94. Did you like the Warriors of Hope?
I guess? I do feel bad for most of them, but at the same time, they can be really annoying. They ARE just kids, so I get it, but still. Masaru, I really didn’t care for. He was arguably the most annoying, and Jataro, while I felt bad for him, wasn’t much better. Kotoko was pretty fun in the end, and Nagisa was a really well written character with a strong morality to him. Monaca is a pretty sinister villain too, but I don’t like her as much as Junko and Tsumugi.
95. What do you think of Gundham Tanaka?
HE IS EXCELLENT AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! Also, as I’m writing this, it’s his Bday, so happy Bday to Gundham Tanaka.
96. Who’s an overrated character you dislike?
I said Chiaki was overrated, but I don’t dislike her. I guess people like Kirumi too much considering how little development she gets overall.
97. Overrated ship which is your NOTP?
Komahina, do not test me on this. Everywhere I go, I see that ship that I know, from analyzing Nagito and Hajime’s relationship throughout the series, is incredibly toxic and would never realistically happen simply due to Nagito’s nature, and the way his FTE’s end means nothing to me.
98. Outfit you dislike?
Everyone’s always saying that Akane’s design sucks, and while I’m not too concerned on it overall, I do completely agree.
99. Your absolute NOTP?
Komahina again, and I guess JunkoMikan.
100. Opinion on all the Protagonists!
Makoto is relatable as hell, and I sympethise with him a lot. It’s quite fun to play as him in the first game, because he reacts more regularly to the characters in a way that most people probably would. I love Hajime’s reactions, and his backstory. I’m not too fond on most of the memes around him, like Organe Juice and the 91cm Titties, but in general, his reactions to things and the way he tends to call out his classmates is pretty entertaining. As I mentioned, Komaru, and I guess Toko, are my least favorite protagonist(s) but I still care about them both greatly. Komaru is as relatable as her brother, and UDG gives Toko the character development she so greatly needed in Game 1. Kaede is amazing, and is a character who gets too cussed out by people both in the game, and outside of it, and her death was super relevant, and an amazing twist I didn’t see coming. She’s just awesome in general. Shuichi, while Kaede’s death did upset me, he was an equally great protagonist, and I loved watching his growth throughout V3.
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medea10 · 3 years
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Medea’s Worst Year of All-Time Anime/Game Superlative
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Nobody saw this year coming…except for maybe Barbara Walters! Who could have predicted that this year would bless us with Australia burning, the entire west coast of the U.S. set on fire, stupid people setting fires because they wanted to reveal a baby’s gender, murder hornets, Ruth Bader Ginsburg dying, an almost war with Iran, serial killer mascots arrested, policemen killing unarmed black folks for having a counterfit $20, policemen killing unarmed black folks for breaking up a fight, policemen killing black folks for holding sandwiches, policemen killing unarmed black folks for fucking sleeping, a wide variety of “Karens” coming out of the woodworks, the end of Bojack, the end of Steven Universe, the end of Empire, and a pandemic so huge it’s killed the economy, canceled fun, and given the U.S. president the dumb-fuck idea of injecting bleach to kill the virus!?
SERIOUSLY, WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED ALL OF THIS WAS GOING TO FALL IN OUR LAPS LIKE HOT COFFEE ON THE CROTCH?!
At least there was anime this year.
At least there was SOME anime this year.
Biden won the election and Vickeblanca came out with Black Catcher this year.
Hey internet, it’s Medea here to give you her trashy opinion on this years anime and games that she’s watched or played. Because for some reason, my loser-ass loves to do out-dated as fuck memes! I shouldn’t complain, this shit brings a lot of attention to my page every year when I do this. Yes, 2020 was a complete dumpster fire so large that Domestic Girlfriend is crying foul. Many of us had to go on lockdown and ended up binge-watching the entire 957+ episodes of One Piece. I did no such thing. I am one of those “essential workers” so I didn’t hunker down for 9 months straight. But when I was home, I was watching anime. Actually, I would have done that even without the pandemic. I’m an introvert and find the human race to be deplorable.
You all know how this goes. I go over the best this year had to offer me. I had to search really hard to find the good in this year, especially in the anime world. Many things had to be put on hiatus or were delayed to a later date. Just a reminder, I don’t discriminate in what year the anime or game came out. If something came out in the happier times of 2007, that anime or game counts! Let’s get at it!
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First Fandom of 2020: Interspecies Reviewers
Did anyone expect a fan-favorite of 2020 was going to be a hentai? Did anyone have on their batshit 2020 bingo card that a hentai was going to grab everybody’s attention? At the beginning of the year, my mind was set on the Railgun sequel and Eizoken. It wasn’t until licensors, streaming sites, and TV stations in Japan dropped this series that I started to pay attention. And got immediately hooked! It’s about three men going to different brothels and reviewing their time with the ladies. And these ladies are of different species! So with every bang comes possible enlightenment, new kinks, or a night of having your dick sucked off more than humanly possible. This anime blew away all of my skepticism and first impressions right out the window. Maybe it’s because I’m a degenerate and am often curious about sexual content, but this was a guilty pleasure of mine this year.
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Favorite Main Character of 2020: Moroha from Yashahime
I know the majority of this story is going to revolve around Towa and Setsuna, but can we please focus a little more energy on the spunky, quarter-demon girl?! I know they’re pitting Moroha as the comic relief, but I’m hopeful that she’s going to surprise us one day. We fans of InuYasha would spend the past decade and some change wondering what InuYasha and Kagome’s daughter would be like. This year, we got our answer with Moroha. She’s got this wild side to her, probably due to the fact that she’s spent her entire life on her own. And while she’s silly at times, she can get down to business in a pinch. She has her father’s sense of smell. She has a sword. She’s able to shoot sacred arrows much like her mother. And to top it all off, she has this special rouge that if she puts it on, she’s able to unleash that ¼ demon power inside her and become Beniyasha! Yeah, I know the power only lasts a minute, she’s only 14, give her a break! I will gladly go through another week scratching my head at the confusion this story gives me if I get to see one more second of Moroha and her crazy antics or her bad-ass slaying.
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Favorite Villain of 2020: The Devil Believers from Black Clover
This was one hell of a year for Black Clover. It would have been an easy choice to pick the devil and possible super devil that appeared during the elf fight. But I’d like to give a nod to the filler arc villains. And you can’t blame this group for wanting the power of the devil. They’re literally the bottom-rung of the Clover Kingdom and ones with little to no power or mana. So I can agree with why they would want the power of the devil. For one thing, they’d have more power. And for another thing, they’d be able to exact revenge on those who have wronged them. On some occasions I agree with exacting revenge and when it comes to the nobles and some characters in Black Clover, some folks do deserve death. I mean, have you met the king of the Clover Kingdom? Plus, this town and many other poorer towns get looked over by the kingdom. Peasant uprise! Anyways, I thought these people were really crafty in their crimes. I mean, they were able to knock Asta out on his ass with specially made poisons. I was actually hooked to this story of Black Clover (despite it being a filler arc). I know we’ll never see them again as they have been exiled, but it did have me semi-rooting for them.
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Favorite Video Game Character of 2020: Honey from Pokemon – Sword & Shield (Expansion Pass)
Sorry Raymond from Animal Crossing!
Honey is the saucy wife of Mustard…I did not expect that to come out the way it did, but here we are! She has one hell of a team you can fight once a day. She looks out for her husband, the dojo, and the students of the dojo like they were her own children by providing food, drinks, and others. However that does come at a price as you do have to give up a sizable chunk of your watts that you collect in raid dens. I’m sure a bunch of MILF chasers were more than happy enough to give her all their hard-earned watts just so they can have their one-on-one moment on the beach with Honey.
What won me over was when that one guy from a rival dojo bad-mouthed her husband’s dojo and she…I think she kicked this guy’s ass herself. I don’t think she used any of her pokemon. Game Freak won’t show it, but we all know she kicked this guy’s ass to a point where he’s begging for mercy.
Honey, for the win!
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Favorite Game of 2020: Animal Crossing New Horizons
This game was just Zen for me. I know the release of this game came with some controversy like Gamestop saying it’s an essential business and will remain open for people to get their copies of the game. Hell, I was one of those assholes in line waiting to get a copy on March 20th. Did I predict that a pandemic was going to rage out of control when I got a prepay copy of this for Christmas 2019? NO! I only predict political things, not deadly pandemics! The good news, we social distanced, didn’t catch the covid and got the game.
Anyways, this game has been a non-stop calming and fun ride. I can even forgive their botch-up of Bunny Day. They even have events for holidays I never thought they would ever touch. I mean, does anybody know when Museum Day is? Probably not until Animal Crossing had an event for it! I’ve been able to let my freak-flag fly with designing my island. And this goes way beyond New Leaf for the 3DS. I can make a sign post with the words “Fuck Trump” on it and post it in my yard. I can dig up trees and plant them elsewhere. I can poop in a toilet. I can craft furniture and put my own design on it. My furniture can have Tracey Sketchit’s beautiful mug on it. I can sit on Tracey Sketchit’s face. I am a sick fuck and I don’t care. I can give Raymond and Bob maid outfits. Magical time in my game! My hopes for next year…I don’t know, get the Festivale furniture, get Papi and Olivia to join my island, maybe visit Danny Trejo’s island, who knows, sky’s da limit!
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Favorite Het Couple of 2020: Nasa and Tsukasa Yuzaki from Tonikawa
This is one of the most unorthodox marriages I’ve ever seen. But in this 90 Day Fiance world we’re living in, I shouldn’t pass judgement on these two getting married in episode one and not knowing much about each other. Nasa meets Tsukasa as he was about to be plowed by a truck. Tsukasa saves his life. Nasa says she’s beautiful. Tsukasa says she’ll be his girlfriend if they get married. He agrees. She disappears. Four years later, Tsukasa appears in front of Nasa’s front door with a marriage registration form. Congratulations buddy, you’ve got yourself a waifu! In some way, this felt like watching Yamato and Takeo from My Love Story. I was fascinated with them progressing through their relationship. The only difference is that Yamato and Takeo took the old-fashioned route. This couple did everything ass-backwards in terms of having a relationship. But I couldn’t take my eyes off Nasa and Tsukasa’s relationship during each episode. I find them cute.
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Favorite Yuri Couple of 2020: Karin Asaka x Emma Verde from Love Live Nijigasaki High School Idol Club
AAAAAAAAAH! I’M IN IDOL HELL AGAIN! Yeah, no kidding! I came this close to putting Miu x Nicole from that abomination 22/7. But thank God for Love Live! There’s no telling if any of the girls from the Love Live franchise are confirmed to be lesbians. But fuck it, all of them attend all-girl schools, no males exist anywhere, and Sunshine gave us Kanan x Mari! Yeah, you know Kanan and Mari is canon as fuck, don’t at me. So naturally, I found more third-years to ship in the new Love Live series. Now I know I should have put up Ai x Rina or Ayumu x Yuu. Especially the latter due to recent events! But Emma x Karin is my OTP.
Now Emma is an exchange student from Switzerland and in coming to Nijigasaki, she first meets Karin and they became instant friends. When Emma said she wants to become an idol, Karin helped her quite a bit. Even though Karin had no interest in being an idol as her modeling career is starting up, Karin would occasionally help Emma out. And surprise, surprise, Karin ends up fascinated with the idol world and Emma helps her come to the light to be herself there. Okay, I’m totally reading this in some fragmented way, but I’m currently playing Love Live School Idol Festival All Stars and the app game has a lot more stuff involving stuff the anime has yet to talk about. Confirmed or not, Karin x Emma for the win!
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Favorite Yaoi Couple of 2020: Eiji Okumura x Ash Lynx from Banana Fish
It took me a while to get here, but I finally made it to 2018’s overlooked gem. Forgive me for not being fully caught up, but from what I’m watching at the moment, I’m sticking to my guns and supporting the hell out of this. I mean, I could have mentioned The Titan’s Bride here…but fuck no, I ain’t goin’ down that mess! Ash has gone through a lot, I mean a helluva lot in his past. His cute boy looks have made him a target on the streets of New York, with mafia dons, and with prison inmates. But dude can kill if you mess with him. Then you have Eiji, who is just a literal example of a “pure cinnamon roll (until episode 8)”. These two are as opposite as you can possibly get. Ash is from New York and Eiji is from Japan. Ash likes hot dogs with everything on it. Eiji likes grilled fish and natto. Ash spent the majority of his life killing on the streets. Eiji was a track superstar. You get my meaning. But when we got these two together it’s quite adorable. Ash is really able to change when he’s around Eiji. Ash isn’t some heartless killer on the street about to kill a thug with prosthetic fingers. When he’s with Eiji, he’s a joker that can easily get scared of pumpkins. And even in later episodes, you got these two acting like a husband and wife.
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Fandom That You Didn’t Expect to Get Into: Les Miserables – A Girl Named Cosette
Let me explain a little something. Les Mis! I have never seen the play, watched the movie, or read the novel prior to picking up this anime. Not a single one of those! And that’s a bit of a head-scratcher when you realize I was a bit of a musical theater nut in my teenage years. But one thing I do like is when Japan does an anime based on plays or historical events (like Romeo x Juliet or Rose of Versailles). The second I popped in Les Miserables the anime, I wanted to binge watch the whole 52 episode series. It is by no means a perfect adaptation of the Victor Hugo novel. Several key players end up surviving all the way up to the end of the story! But because this was my very first viewing of anything Les Mis, I took to the story of Cosette and was eager to see what was going to happen next in her tale. Unlike the movies and play, Cosette was the main focus of the story besides Jean Valjean and Javert. And thanks to watching the unfortunate stories of Cosette, Jean Valjean, the Thenadiers, Javert, Marius, and the rest, I thought it was time to watch the OTHER adaptations to Les Mis.
Russell Crowe sucks.
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Fandom That Made An Unexpected Comeback: Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni
Higurashi or When They Cry is one of my favorite fandoms of all time! So naturally when we heard that it was making a comeback, I was excited. It was also very odd that Higurashi was given this sequel or reboot. Ahem! There’s another franchise that needs a face-lift. Umineko still deserves a better treatment. Plus, now that this series was out of the faulty hands of Studio Deen, Higurashi will get the special care it deserves. Believe it or not, it wasn’t just the anime that made a comeback for me, but the manga as well. Since 2009, I’ve read several volumes (out of order) and would every now and then come back to read the story. Back to the anime, this reboot or sequel…you know what, I’m gonna call it a “rebooqual”! This rebooqual sucked me back to the town of Hinamizawa and all the murders. Every week, I find myself comparing the current episode to one from the 2006 version. But then the fourth episode of each arc seems to catch me off guard.
Where are they going with this story and these twist endings to our favorite arcs? I did not expect Rena to turn a simple attempted murder into the end of School Days! I didn’t expect Rika to die in the most disgusting fashion they could think of. Could someone kill Teppei fucking Hojo? I will pay ¥5000 for someone to do that job. So yeah, because I know how much of this plays out and who does what, I’m usually watching and reading while making wise-ass remarks. But I still have fun with it.
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Fandom That Inspired the Most Crack: Konosuba
In a year where I caught up with the popular Isekais like Shield Hero and Re:Zero, I found the wacky misadventures of Kazuma Satou to be amusing as all get-out. From the first 5 minutes, I found myself laughing at Kazuma’s misfortune. Seriously, how the fuck do you mistake a tractor for a car, have a heart attack, piss yourself, and fucking die in the first couple minutes to the series? You can only get away with this shit in gag animes! But it’s not just Kazuma’s dumbass, there’s a mage who only does explosions, but loses all her energy after one blow-up. Then there’s a busty, blonde who gets turned on by getting hurt and can’t strike anything with her sword. Anime’s biggest masochist or Cheryl Tunt incarnate, I haven’t decided which one to believe! Then you have this loud, crazy goddess chick named Aqua. She’s also useless about 86% of the time! Watching their unfortunate missions is all the crack that I need to get through this year. Seriously, Darkness is just all kinds of fucked up, but we love her.
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Last Fandom of 2020: Yashahime
That’s right, the InuYasha sequel gets top spot here! Even though week after week I find myself asking more questions than when the episode started, I’m still hooked. If you’re like me, you watched and fell in love with the series InuYasha. So if they’re doing a sequel, you’re expecting to see all of your favorite characters from the prequel like InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru, Koga, Rin, and the rest. Actually, no! Quite the opposite! We’ve got Sesshomaru’s daughters, but no Sesshomaru. Rin is sleeping in a tree we think! We’ve got InuYasha and Kagome’s daughter, but they’re M.I.A. None of the girls even know a thing about their birth parents.
Now are these new characters a catch like the ones from the previous series? Some are! The three main girls, yes! Especially Moroha! I’ve already praised her name earlier in the superlative. Towa and Setsuna do take on some personality traits from their parents. Setsuna is definitely serious like Sesshomaru and Towa sometimes has a carefree yet loyal aura to her like Rin. I know I’m always skeptical when a series gives us a sequel featuring the offspring of the main characters. Especially when you’ve got some lame examples like Boruto and Eureka Seven AO (I might retract my diss on Boruto later)! As each week gives us a new episode, we’re unraveling new clues into a lot of things involving our old favorite characters, as well as the new ones. So I have high hopes for Yashahime for the time being!
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bthb part 1
fandom: danganronpa
pairing: sayaka maizono/kyoko kirigiri
prompt: rendered mute
“I don't see what’s so exciting. This is just a routine patrol.”
Sayaka pats Kyoko’s shoulder affectionately, smiling. “Come on! It’s interesting, all right? I like getting to help people.” Her smile softens, turns at the edges. “And I haven’t been able to in so long.”
It’s been a year since the killing game they’d been forced to participate in- where they were compelled to fight to stay alive, all for the sake of despair. Kyoko and Sayaka had both made it out.
Ten of their classmates hadn’t.
So now the rest of them, alongside the Future Foundation, fought for a better world. Makoto was the hope behind them all- with him, they’d already captured 6 of the 14 feared Remnants of Despair. Toko was stationed in Towa City alongside her “not-girlfriend” Komaru Naegi. Yasuhiro didn’t do much, but he tried- he and Asahina were on damage control. Kyoko was on the front lines, fighting with all she had to stop the legacy of Junko.
And that left Sayaka.
Everyone tried to convince her she was helping, that she was an inspiration, her survival from the game and presence as a star were bringing hope to everyone, but Sayaka certainly didn’t feel that way. So when Juzo reluctantly admitted he’d broken his arm and couldn’t patrol, Sayaka jumped at the opportunity. There was very little she hated more than being helpless. And she was really, really helpless right now.
Kyoko squares her shoulders and adjusts the heavy gun on her back. Her long lavender hair is especially striking against the brick-red sky. “There’s a very low chance that anything will happen. We’ll just walk around for a few hours then head back.”
Sayaka giggles. “I wouldn’t be upset to walk with you for a while.”
The detective smiles, slipping her gloved hands into Sayaka’s small, smooth ones. “Oh? I thought you were so excited to go out and fight?”
“I’m happy as long as I’m with you, Kiri.”
Kyoko softens at the pet name and opens up her mouth to say something when she tenses abruptly.
“Kiri?”
Kyoko looks deep into Sayaka’s wide, innocent eyes. Places a single finger over the singer’s lips. Sayaka gets the message- shush, because something is coming.
And if Kyoko looks this spooked, it certainly won’t be good. A sudden, grating wail of a guitar suddenly ripples through the polluted air, so loud it makes Sayaka’s ears tingle. Kyoko goes pale, grabbing Sayaka’s hand, and runs.
“Kyoko!” Sayaka stumbles behind her, blue strands of hair tangling in her mouth. She spits them out. “Kyoko, what’s going on?”
Kyoko stops and whips around so suddenly Sayaka almost runs into her. One word: "Remnants. Should be able to outrun them. Just please, please hurry.” And so they’re running, along the dark roads, past the crumbling buildings. Kyoko never lets go of Sayaka’s hand, lips pursed and eyes dark. Worried. They've been running for a long time, and Sayaka isn't sure where Kyoko is headed, and apparently neither is Kyoko. They had run themselves into a corner, nowhere to go but towards the guitar.
Kyoko inhales. It’s shaky and terrifyingly unstable. “We should be fine. I can hold my ground against just one.” À high, nervous giggle rings out from the shadows ahead. “Ehehe. I thought the Foundation was smart enough to know that we never move alone.”
The sound of that laugh sends shivers down Sayaka’s spine, stopping her in her tracks. Kyoko looks at her, panic clearly in her expression, but Sayaka just shakes her head weakly.
A woman steps out of the dark alleyway, soaked in blood and holding what looked like- no, Sayaka didn’t want to think about what that could have been. Her hair was a mess, her feet bare, large cuts all over her body, but what scared Sayaka most was the empty look in her eyes. Another guitar riff. This time, closer.
Kyoko has gone deathly still, eyes moving only slightly to assess the situation. Looking for a way out, any way out, please, if there’s any kind of God, just let her and Sayaka escape, please, please, please.
A distant scream, triumphant and tinged with a metallic sort of malice.
There would be no avoiding some kind of fight now. Kyoko looked at her, urgency in her eyes. “There’s two. Tsumiki and Mioda. Let me handle this, please.” Sayaka wants to protest, she could help, but her throat seems to have closed suddenly. She nods.
The woman in the corner- Tsumiki, she thought, looked at Kyoko with a dreamy, unfocused kind of glare. “You think you can save your pretty little girlfriend?” She twirls a large scalpel idly in her bloodstained hands. “That’s sweet.”
A sudden scream cuts through the dusk as a small, shadowy figure skips up to Tsumiki, guitar in tow. “Wow wow wooooow! Did you hear, ‘Miki? That was 4 o’s, maybe 5!!! Ibuki’s too excited to keep track!”
For a Remnant of Despair, harbinger of chaos and pain, she sure is bubbly.
Kyoko spreads out her arms, protecting Sayaka. “Don't come any closer. We have the means to apprehend you.” She sounds confident and aloof, but Sayaka hears the telltale shake in her voice that betrays her fear.
Tsumiki giggled feverishly. “A couple of lovebirds? In times like these?”
“Love love love!!!” crowed Mioda. “Love love love, love love love!!! Here’s to love!!!” She rolls about, babbling for a minute or two- then suddenly pounces on Kyoko. Sayaka stands, frozen to the spot as Mioda rolls on the dark, dusty street with Kyoko firmly gripped in her spindly arms.
“KYOKO!” Sayaka screams, but then Tsumiki’s head perks up and Sayaka falls silent again, too terrified to even whimper. Kyoko opens her mouth to say something, but Mioda is on top of her again and she can’t lose focus for a second. Sayaka is so terrified for Kyoko she doesn’t even notice Tsumiki approaching until she’s pinned against the wall.
“You’re a pretty little thing, aren’t you?” Tsumiki whines, tracing her knife down the side of Sayaka’s face. “Makes me want to rip your skin off.”
Kyoko struggles under Mioda’s iron grip, desperately trying to reach out for Sayaka. “Please, leave her alone! She hasn’t done anything to-” oh, and then Mioda’s fingers are reaching down her throat, gagging her. Kyoko makes a horrible gurgling noise and goes terrifyingly still. Sayaka tries not to sob, but it’s hard with Tsumiki pressing her against the wall, surgical knife hovering right above her eyes.
“You’ve got a very protective girl, haven’t you?” the Remnant murmurs, so close to Sayaka’s ear she can feel the heat of Tsumiki’s breath on her cheek. “Almost makes me jealous.” The knife dances across Sayaka’s cheek, leaving a series of shallow cuts behind it. “Now, what’s your special little talent again?” More movement from the knife. “Ultimate Popstar, or something sugary like that?” There’s nothing but venom behind Tsumiki’s words.
“Please,” Sayaka chokes out, “please, just let me go. I can’t- I can’t even do anything to s-stop you,”
Tsumiki laughs. “Oh, but isn’t that what makes it so fun?” Her knife is lowered, just for a minute, before cruel inspiration flashes in her eyes. “You can’t even prevent me from stealing your talent.”
Sayaka tries to scream, but then she realizes what she’s doing and clamps her mouth shut, but then Tsumiki is prying her mouth open and there are tears and blood and god knows what else flowing into her mouth but she can’t stop crying, and now Tsumiki has her knife, and her eyes are glistening, black and white and terrifyingly empty, as she begins to saw at the back of her throat and Sayaka screams, but it’s gurgled and muffled and she can’t even breathe, but through the tears in her eyes she can see Kyoko starting to regain consciousness, but Mioda’s still got her pinned down and it sinks in that no one is coming to save her. There are awful sounds coming from her mouth that she didn’t even think she was making, and if she wasn't crying before she definitely is now. Mioda, through all of this, is simply humming a little song while she plays with Kyoko’s hair, and maybe that’s the worst part, is that they’re fucking VIOLATING her and they don't even care.
It seems like an eternity before Tsumiki steps back, holding- she’s holding up Sayaka’s tongue like a trophy, are they even human anymore, and now she’s really going to be sick, but there’s already so much blood filling up her mouth, and it won’t stop coming, and she’s close to throwing up when it suddenly hits her that she’ll never sing for anyone ever again.
So she screams.
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The Towa Assault.
[Towa City, Towa Tower, 8:02pm]
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Aah...I remember the good old days when this place used to be my...
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Sorry...OUR base of operations...
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So...we’re really doing this?
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Yeah...It’s now, or never...!
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So...do we have a plan?
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Hm? Don’t need one.
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*Splutter* Wh-What!? B-But there could be a whole damn army in there!
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It doesn’t matter how many of them are in there...!
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Agreed. I’m not in the mood for strategizing...
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Why not!?
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Can’t you tell? These guys probably aren’t all that smart.
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If they’re dumb enough to hurt Komaru, then they’re basically asking us to teach them a lesson.
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Ugh...seriously?
*Nagisa gives up complaining and walks with the other warriors towards the door to the tower.
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Hey! What should I do?
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Stay out here and be useless?
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Seriously!?
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No, I need you to do a job for me.
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Stand guard here and strike down any assholes who try to escape.
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Oh! I get it. Mwehehe! Gotcha!
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*Inside the tower, several of the adults are lounging around when the Warriors step in.
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Hey! Tower’s off limits to everyone but us assholes. Or did you miss the sign?
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W-Wait a second! Y-You’re-
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Hey guys. So this is the building where you cut off my Big Sis’s leg, huh!?
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Not another step!
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We’re gonna ask you this once. Where is Haiji Towa?
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You really think we’re gonna tell you shit?
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We want your boss, not you trash...!
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What he said.
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Shut the fuck up! Fine then, if you want a fight, bring it on!
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I thought you’d never say that...!
[Music]
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Get them!
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Hragh!
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UGH!
*Two of the goons rush at the Warriors of Hope, but Masaru delivers two decisive fists to their gut.
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Eat this!
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AAH!
*Nagisa shoots three others with his plasma gun.
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Hragh!
*Masaru punches the 6th one out cold.
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C’mon! Let’s go!
*The warriors burst into the next room.
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What the hell-Hey!
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HRAAAGGGH!!
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AAAAAHHH!!
*Quick as a flash, Masaru runs up to the nearest goon and punches his arm hard enough to break it. He then gets behind him and knocks him out with an elbow to the head.
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RAGH!
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RAGAH!
*A second enemy tries to attack Masaru with a knife, but Kotoko brings out her axe and counters.
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What the hell is going on in here!?
*A few other enemies step into the room.
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Dammit! There’s no end to them! THIS is why we should have thought of a plan!
*Nagisa says this as he begins to shoot electric rounds at the enemies.
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Well, it’s a little late now. I wouldn’t worry.
*Jataro readies a bomb and throws it towards the crowd of goons.
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AAAACCCK!!
*The bomb explodes and throws all of them at the wall, knocking them out.
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C’mon! We gotta hurry! Haiji’s probably getting ready to escape!
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Y-You’re not going ANYWHEEEEEERRE!
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Ah!
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H-Hey! What gives!
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Shit!
*One of the enemies that Masaru defeated before gets up on his arms and knees and firmly grabs Masaru and Jataro.
*BAM!*
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There they are! KILL THEM ALL!
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JUST! STAY! DOWN!
*Jataro tries to pry himself free of the mans grip while Masaru kicks him repeatedly in the head.
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Guys! Go! We’ll be fine!
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Yeah, but-
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Did you not hear him!? We need to go!
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Right...Good luck you guys!
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If you find Haiji before us, teach him a lesson he’ll never forget!
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*BAM!*
*Kotoko and Nagisa kick open another door.
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There they are! Kick their asses!
*There are three enemies in the hallway. Two of them rush at the Warriors while the third pulls out a gun.
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Hragh!
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Gagh!
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Oof!
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Ugh!
*Kotoko and Nagisa deliver heavy blows to the two goons faces.
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Duck!
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Wah!
*Monaca’s shout allows Nagisa to just narrowly dodge an incoming bullet.
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Sheesh! That was close!
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Hm...
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Got it!
*Monaca suddenly grabs one of the two goons and holds him in front of her. The other man readies his gun, and aims.
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W-Wait! Don’t shoot!
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Tcch! You fucking coward! Let go of him!
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Heheheheheee...And why would I do that?
*Monaca slowly draws closer towards the man with the gun, alongside her hostage. She powers up her drill as she draws near.
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Aah...Aaaah...!
*The man panics.
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...
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Sike!
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AABABBABABABBA!!!
*Monaca suddenly ducks, and as she does, Nagisa shoots an electric charge over her head, hitting the man dead on.
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Nice shot!
*Monaca throws her hostage against the wall and gives him a concussion by whacking him on the head with the drill. The three of them rush towards a set of stairs.
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Found them! Now let’s kick their ass!
*There are another 4 enemies at the top of the stairs. One of them has a gun.
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Ugh! Seriously!? Did gun laws in the country change in the 8 years I’ve been gone!?
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No, they’re the same as ever...
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Just another reason for us to lay waste to these guys! RAAAGH!
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HAHAA!
*Kotoko and Monaca run into the unarmed guys, taking them down with their weapons. Nagisa begins to shoot past them at the man with the gun.
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Bitch!
*He aims at Monaca and pulls the trigger. Monaca uses her drill to deflect the bullet and runs at him.
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Too slow...!
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AAH!
*She runs the drill in the center of his chest and activates it, sending him spinning around at a ludicrous speed. He flies off the drill and crashes into the wall, leaving a dent.
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Not much farther now! Let’s go!
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Hey! Guys!
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You’re ok!
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Masaru! Jataro! You guys are alright!?
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Pfft! They were nothing!
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Come on! Let’s go! There’s no time to waste!
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Hm?
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AH! EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
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WAH!
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AAH!
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HAAH!
*Nagisa knocks everyone except Monaca down as the men at the top of the next staircase throw down a grenade.
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Hm? Grenades? I’ll show you grenades! Serial Killer Bomb Punishment!
*In what seems like an extraordinary feat for someone like him, Jataro runs up the stairs, bounds off the wall and lobs one of his bombs up the stairs. There is a lot of screaming and then an explosion.
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Ghaha! *cough* *cough!*
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...
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...
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...
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...
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...
*The warriors emerge from the smoke, brandishing their methods of attack.
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I’ll kill ya!
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Woah! He’s got a gun!
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Enough with the guns already!
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RAGH!
*Kotoko smashes the guy with her axe and Masaru runs in and delivers a heavy blow to his skull.
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Hmph!
*As several guys rush at Monaca, she plants her drill into the ground and handstands on top of it. She activates it and she begins to spin around.
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OOF!
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ACK!
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HAACK!
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OW!
*She spreads her legs out and kicks any of the enemies who come near her.
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Nagisa! Shoot this!
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Huh? Got it!
*Jataro throws a bomb and Nagisa shoots it midair. The electricity in the gun supercharges the bomb.
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Duck and cover!
*Kotoko, Nagisa, Monaca, Masaru and Jataro all jump behind some furniture in the room as the bomb explodes. All the enemies in the room are knocked back and smash into the walls.
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I can’t believe that worked...!
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...Hey...? How far left to go?
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...If I remember correctly...
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Right...If Haiji is here, then he’s gonna be right through that door.
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Then let’s go rip him a new one!
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*CRASH*
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Th-They’re here!
*Masaru breaks the door open.
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...!?
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What the...?
Teenage Girl: Teehehe!
Other Teenage Girl: Haha!
*The sight that the the warriors walk in on is a...strange one. A catwalk seems to be set up in the middle of the room, with 4 girls, at least 14 years old, doing a strut dance on it.
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Wow...8 Years and my brother hasn’t changed a bit...
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This is sick...!
*The girls continue their dance, and for the finale, they all get on their knees, to reveal a man standing in the middle of their circle...
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...And voila...Like the performance?
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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*Clapping* Not bad actually. If it wasn’t for how morally screwed up it is, then I’d be cheering those girls on!
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...
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Mmyeees?
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*Sigh* And here I was thinking that this whole situation couldn’t get any worse...
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And then YOU show up...after all these years...Is the universe trying to spite me?
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I ran out of oxygen tanks, so I came back home to grab some more. I thought I’d stop by for a bit though.
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Why does your reason keep changing!?
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Well, as weird as it sounds, I’m actually glad you guys are here. I have something I need to show you.
*Haiji leans in to the showgirls.
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Girls. You might wanna get out of here. Things are gonna get a little gruesome, ok?
*The girls giggle and briskly walk away.
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Now...let’s get this party started...!
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lady-of-disdain · 2 years
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Not some disgusting Ritowa/Sessrin pedo shipper blocking me on Twitter for blatantly stating under the hand cream clip they posted (and that they described as "cute") that the whole scene was beyond creepy and gross because Riku, an ADULT MAN, was drooling after a 14 years old girl and trying to flirt with her when he was already an ADULT MAN the night same young girl was born. Her answer was: "it's not that deep lol go fuck somewhere else" and then she blocked me instantly. These scumbags keep proving my point over and over with such butthurt behavior, they clearly were salty about being reminded of their sick tastes and had NO COUNTERARGUMENTS so they just silenced me. But of course what kinda argument you can use against blatant pedophilia? 🤷‍♀️🤣🤷‍♀️🤣
I mean truthfully I could care less what actually happens on Yashahime because it's already trash, and all it's good for at this point is for making fun of it, so when I say I could care less about what anyone thinks about fivehead riku, and the mary sue twin possibly hooking up, I'm being real lmao.
I guess with those two it just doesn't hit as hard because A) as far as I can tell regardless of the weird age-gap at least riku didn't have an active hand in raising towa, and B) I just don't have an emotional attachment to either of them, and any kind of prior platonic relationship they might have had.
BUT, all that being said, and as much as I'm 100% HERE for dunking on the shippers that jump into our lane, my advice is to please leave them alone on their own posts?
Do not engage. Block them and move on. And if they harass you despite not engaging with them, THEN lmk and I'll be happy to join in on roasting them. ;)
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