#TRISHA TALKS

[danishsweetheartmp3]

peter nureyev allow yourself to be loved and held and acknowledge your self worth…challenge level: impossible

#SHAKING HIM #trisha talks #tpp #the penumbra podcast #was gonna post this on sunday but held out until regular release

[tiptapricot]

A companion piece to this 💖

(ID in ALT)

#september 8th #trisha paytas #queen elizabeth #sans undertale #reigan arataka #reigansweep #tumblr sexyman #the fruit is talking again #dan and phil

[itscrazylate]

local woman no longer needs doctor to gaslight her abt back pain! she now does it herself at a bargain price :)

#its self automated #removed the middleman in the equation #:) #saving some money #pov you just laid down with a heating pad and thought oh maybe i was making it up #like girl? what? #back pain #doctors #trisha talks

[shit-talker]

Roach definitely has a tiktok where he literally just shitposts but it is super fucking popular for no reason. Because of the really spotty internet he has basically all of the time, he doesn't really interact with any of his fans, but there was once like five months where he didnt post and people started cancelling him for "propaganda".

It had all pretty much calmed down by the time he even realised it was happening, but in response he posted a video of Gaz and Soap, both high on pain meds laying in beds next to each other meowing at each other because they both think the other is a real cat (for some reason). He just slowly pans it to Ghost, who is sitting deadly still, eyes balnkly staring at a wall. He looks tormented. He switches the camera to his own face and pulls the polite-awkward-british-smile and just nods.

It's got clown music playing in the background, and the caption with absolutely no hashtags is just "Honestly thought my account was the definition of 'anti propoganda' but ok (i am in hell (please save me (this is a joke (for legal reasons (god bless the queen)))))

Almost every single comment is ; "It's a king now actually"

He then posts a video of him and the guys all saluting to a picture of Trisha Paytas. No caption at all. No hashtags.

#gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #is this totally unrealistic? #yes #do i care? #no #price does definitely keep telling him to stop #and roach definitely keeps posting #they are that one tiktok of that soldier dressed in a womans dress (Gaz) and their sergeant appeared behind him (ghost) #like thats them #is this too political for the king and trisha payras rn? #idk im irish #im like bred to hate the monarchy or some shit #shit talker talks #roach tok

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

The king has cancer trisha paytas is really going after the WHOLE British monarchy

#the curse is real #when they announced the checkup I was like lol funny coincidence #but now… #talking to myself #king charles iii #trisha paytas

[oxydiane]

#queen elizabeth #SHES GOING DOWN #jungkook was tired during the live because he could feel his revenge happening on the other side of the world #jungkook #uk politics #trisha paytas #soo talks

[eppysboys]

John: We don't need gravity... What if gravity was never invented?

Yoko: Invented by who?

John: Sir Isaac Newton😌

Yoko: Isaac Newton created gravity?

John: We just don't need it 💅

Yoko: What do you mean by that?

John: If that's all we know nobody would know any different 🤔

#John is like a perfect combination of Ethan and Trisha so it may as well have just been two Johns talking #anyway please note the misaligned table + curtains #John Lennon #Yoko Ono #John #Yoko #eppysart #art #the ballad of john and yoko #in this universe George is Dan #this is one of the best Johns I've drawn in so long and it was for this 😭 #ain't that the way

[lostworldss]

I am so emotional over this

#found family trope gets me every time #this scene was so good #MC finally talking about their trauma and pain and acknowledging that they’ve been holding it all in for so long and silently suffering #suffering for the sake of the others and the world despite that it’s hurting them inside #forgetting how much the party loves them and cares about them #everyone instantly hugging mc #kade telling them he’s proud of them for opening up about it #like im just #trisha paytas crying floor meme #playchoices #blades of light and shadow

[ladiemars]

OMG UR DND CHARACTER IM LOVE

plsplspls say more about her i am so interested and she looks so funky

aha thank you! lish is my character for my friend’s homebrew d&d campaign, the dawn of solaire. messy sketch + lore dump below the cut:

lish goes by “lish” because it’s easier to say “my name is lish like fish,” than it is to say “i’m lorelai melara ishalath of house malagath.” she’s a triton noblewoman from the underwater empire of tyria.

she’s an only child who wanted for very little growing up except affection and attention. she’d always dreamed of being a trophy wife, but became infatuated with bards when she visited the surface as a child with her father and saw how they commanded the room when they performed and were showered with applause.

lish learned the bardic arts as a hobby, but as a tyrian noblewoman, her main priority was securing a husband of equal or higher status. when lish was around fifteen years old, she became deeply infatuated with a twenty year old nobleman, zahras malagath. he had little interest in her, but saw the value in marrying her as a status symbol, so he married her when she came of age.

their marriage is not a good one (to say the least) and also very one-sided. lish’s feelings of love are not reciprocated, and zahras is cold and controlling even by tyrian standards. lish is in complete denial about this, though.

things got worse between them, and lish, in typical lish fashion, she decided to run off to the surface, hoping to punish zahras with her absence, because what can be worse than that? she thinks he’ll come find her, tell her how much he needs her and misses her, and bring her home.

but it’s been months now, and she’s still waiting for that to happen. she hasn’t given up hope, though—but in the meantime, she has to find a way to support herself on the surface (the horror).

she joins up with a guild to make money and get her name out there, hoping that word will reach tyria about her activities and whereabouts on the surface, and someone, anyone will come for her.

(she also has a magical soulmate, beefs with her best friend’s triton girlfriend like they’re two betta fish in the same bowl, and is fighting an evil cult trying to bring stuff back from the dead. but uhhh that’s a whole other story.)

#asks #mars talks #lorelai ishalath #lish #the dawn of solaire #i made her name lish for a trisha paytas joke then built everything around it #dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd triton #dnd homebrew #dnd oc #triton #mars draws

[thelifeofacactus]

Trisha Paytas has done it again

#she can't keep getting away with this #trisha paytas #king charles iii #british royal family #cactus talks

[blueamphibians]

They tried to hold a minute of silence for her death today in our school. Our school.

Which is majority Asian and Arab.

Highlights include:

people refusing to stand and stalling the teacher the entire minute by going “MISS YOU’RE INDIAN MISS SIT DOWN” as she went around trying to get individual people to stand (honorable mention to the very few people who stood and went “IN HONOR OF (teachers name)” so that they weren’t actually standing for the queen).

Everyone refusing to call her the queen (Lizzie was a popular one here, along with a very scandalized “NOT FOR ELIZABETH??”)

Our teacher letting people drop every flavor of f bomb, and only telling them to behave AFTER the minute was over.

The girl who tried to get out of standing by going “Miss I hit legs yesterday”

Boys trying to drown out the obituary/announcement by doing the Arab whistle (I don’t know how else to refer to it, but it’s the one where you put your index and thumb in your mouth and go “LELELELLE” at the highest decibel known to man kind. It’s mad impressive)

The minute ending with my teacher instantly whipping out a diagram of a fungus and going “anyways.”

#I talk #Queen Elizabeth #My day started with finding out ab Trisha Paytas’ baby name and I’m not ashamed to say that I screamed in the middle of the corridor

[danishsweetheartmp3]

on a relisten i feel like the volunteers in this episode are sort of a cross between breekon & hope and the students from anatomy class

#yknow #couriers of weird stuff; laugh too often; many associates; can't remember their names #i know its kinda pointless to make connections to tma but i just finished relistening and also i love her #trisha talks #tmagp

[yuri-is-online]

The more I look in the mirror the more I realize I look like a fucked up version if neige 💀💀💀. Give neige some extra height and curly hair and THAT FUCKING ME AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT I DONT LIKE NEIGE

Listen, listen confused. You do not look like Neige, Neige looks you. You are an icon, you are not fucked looking, and Neige WISHES he could be you.

#<3 asks #talking w a friend #i look like trisha elric who i do not hate but she is easily one of the most iconic dead moms in anime #sometimes you just gotta shake those self hating thoughts out of your hair #it can be difficult to re frame your way of thinking but it is worth it in the long run

[itscrazylate]

Me: id say my anxiety isn’t that bad

also me: *cries bc parking at the airport was $51 instead of $15 AND then right after my food order was wrong*

#lmao #it’s okay tho!! I got a refund for the sandwich #and I only teared up a lil in front of the workers. then went and cried in da car ): #anxiety #trisha talks #ugh

[psychicpanic]

working on my relationship with jesus 1 on 1 🫶🫶🫶 he is so protective and kind

#txt #[trisha paytas voice] i love you jeeesuuus #talking to him is so intimidating but i remember he used to talk to prostitues and others (idk much about him um lol..) yay

[jewishbarbies]

i hate trish paytas with a burning passion for what she’s done to so many communities, but especially the jewish and DID communities, so i’m not shedding a tear for her. but what colleen did was so incredibly fucked up and that shouldn’t happen to anyone. she needs held accountable. just remember that trisha isn’t suddenly the good guy.

#g talks #anti trisha paytas #anti colleen ballinger #i've seen too many people acting like this absolves trisha of what she's done #like two things can be true #she can be a racist piece of shit AND had something horrible happen to her #did we forget all the shit she's been doing? #trying to cosplay as a jew because she married one? #pretending to have DID for views #and calling someone who actually has it a faker? #even in her video 'addressing the drama' #she says something like 'as someone with DID...' #like bitch NO YOU DON'T #she drives me up the fucking wall #and y'all kissing her ass bc you wanna be mad at colleen #(as you should be) #is so fucking telling #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog