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thestalkerbunny · a day ago
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Me, checking twitter for the first time since October: So what’s up in the world news today, twitter?
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Oh good for the robots. Now the Toaster has a breeding fetish.
What else is in the news?
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That’s enough Twitter for now
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thestalkerbunny · 14 hours ago
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SO UH
I just got to Floaroma town, you know locally sourced honey, flowers, planning on getting a combee to groom into a proper Vespqueen. And I talk to the old couple standing in the flower patch like old people do and
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dkjhjsjddS What
Old man WHY do you have the wish maker themself? The literal embodiment of Halley’s Comet? Just CHILLING HERE?
I named it Halley.
so I decide to talk to his wife. Cause talk to everyone and.
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M’AM YOU ARE HOLDING THE ORGIN OF ALL POKEMON SPECIES IN YOUR HAND, LITERAL THE FETUS ALL MODERN POKEMON LIFE CAME FROM. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS???
WHO ARE YOU OLD PEOPLE?
named it Myo
I was just wondering if I could get Shaymin in this game and my question answered itself it seems
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thestalkerbunny · a year ago
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When the Bard starts taking archery lessons from the Ranger they’re fucking
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thestalkerbunny · 6 months ago
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The Cruella movie is gonna become a cult film, you wait and see, people are going to willing watch en-masse over how CRAPPY it was.
I could probably write a better Cruella origin story.
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thestalkerbunny · 7 months ago
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Me, calling the person I’m delivering to because that’s what we do when we deliver to a buisness: hi I’m here
Dude: cool I’ll be out in 20 minutes
Me:🤔
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thestalkerbunny · 5 months ago
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I just learned there’s gonna be a Doki Doki Literature Club PLUS for the switch coming out soon
NOW MONIKA CAN INFECT AND FUCKING CRASH MY SWITCH THE SAME WAY SHE DID WITH MY FUCKING LAP TOP THAT ONE TIME.
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thestalkerbunny · a month ago
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EVERYONE SHUT UP
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HER
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thestalkerbunny · 4 months ago
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Dnd One Shot that would only work if the party has a player who has ‘speak with animals’ or has some EXCELLENT animal handling skills. It would also work as a great filler episode.
Your party gets some tickets to go on the first ever LUXURY CRUISE-this is like...the fanciest shit your players or the world has ever seen, it is the premiere luxury cruise liner and it’s about to make it’s maiden voyage of a solid 30 day long trip. And most of the game you can have your players have fun and dick around, gamble, charm/upset/offend/get into  fights with other passengers-just finally live your dreams on a BOAT. Be as wild as you please with some boat shenanigans.
But each passing day as the cruises ship gets further and further out to sea, there are more and more odd complications. Something big keeps bumping into the boat and causing leaks in the hull, people sent to dive and check on what the outside damage looks like while the boat is briefly anchored find massive crushed bits of the boat like they‘ve been put into a vice grip, have one of the players even roll to have an unsettling dreams because their room is close to a port hull and they keep hearing odd deep calls in the night. These complications get worse and worse.
People begin to accuse each other of trying to sabotage the ship, maybe the ship’s owner trying to sink it to save himself on the insurance it has? Maybe the disgruntled captain who is being forced retired? A spurned mystery woman? Who knows, it starts to turn into a real ‘who is trying to sink this boat and endanger these innocent lives?’ who’s doing it?
The culprit?
Lobsters.
If at any time a player who makes a good animal handling check goes down into the main dining area, they’ll find the massive lobster tank where they keep all the lobsters they’re going to use on the last night of the cruise for a big lobster dinner. Most of the lobsters will, to a player that rolls high enough to notice, seem to look very resigned to their fates as the main course-except for one that is a rather large lobster and looks particular determined for a lobster.
If the player uses ‘speak with animals’-most of the lobsters will be very very sad and depressed about this. They understand this the way it’s always been, nature says that you’re most likely to be eaten if you are small-but it doesn’t mean they at all want to accept it. The Big Lobster will most likely say nothing. The Lobsters would ask that player to please come and visit them every night promising to tell them special lobster stories in exchange for spreading them around to the ‘land walkers’, because they believe if their stories survive then they will truely achieve immortality in the afterlife and not be forced to return to the mortal plane as another creature.
If they player continues to visit the lobsters, they will tell the player numerous amazing stories about the creatures under the sea, from beautiful temples, mermaid kingdoms, great fissures in the deep, ancient deities that live in the trenches bound in bondage unseen for thousands of years. (it doesn’t hurt to drop some lobster facts in there as well, Lobsters believe they are all royalty as their blood is blue and that they are obviously the sea’s favored creature as they live forever when left natural in the wild.)
Eventually, the player will hear all the lobster stories. They may notice that with each passing day-as the complications of the boat get worse and worse-the lobsters seem more perky and excited. They may even hear the lobsters talking about how they ‘might actually get out of this one’ but they never really elaborate on why they think this-most of them are too focused on getting their stories told. If the player listens to all the lobster stories, repeatedly tries to converse to the big lobster in a friendly manner, and rolls a high enough charisma check-they will finally hear the big lobster speak.
The Big Lobster will say one thing. ‘You should probably brace yourself.’
This is when the final seige happen on the boat and it is attacked by a massive horrifying sea creature trying to capsize the boat. The players can join to try and stop the monster from sinking the boat or help passangers evacuate. The monster is most likely be undefeatable or it will be severely injured enough for it to leave the boat alone-but not without it being so badly damage that it can’t continue it’s voyage. Everyone will be forced to evacuate and wait for help to come from the main land. Most everyone will make it out safe (except for the people eaten by sharks or smashed by the monster)
In the dark of the night, the party will see a bunch of lobsters swimming towards their life boat with the biggest lobster in the lead. The big lobster will climb in and begin to talk in common to the party-thanking the player who listened to the lobster stories for doing so as it helped them all keep hope. The Big Lobster will apologize for the destruction of the boat-as it was directly his fault for doing so. The Big Lobster will reveal that for days it’s been psychically contacting the great sea monster to come and save it from his fate in the boiling pot and was only able to do so because of one thing-the big lobster is not a lobster.
He is in fact a wizard under a true polymorph spell. He is a wizard who studies the magical currents in the ocean for a living and had polymorphed himself into a lobster to study the sea up close and personal. But the magic device he was going to use to break the polymorph when he was done was lost and he with all the other lobsters were caught.  At any time in the game, another player can find that device and in this ending, they can break the polymorph and he turns back into a wizard. He thanks the party, apologizes for the damage and trouble before jumping back into the water and disappearing, only for the big sea monster to rise up out of the ocean again with the wizard riding on top and them to disappear into the night with the entourage of lobsters following after.
This one shot can be used as a filler episode while the players are traveling between continents or a lead in for an under sea adventure. You can even have the party come into some amazing sea themed magic items or a great amount of a money, signed courtesy of the ‘Lobster Wizard and Co.’
TLDR: Lobsters on the titanic as it’s sinking: Boys I think we might actually be getting out of this one!
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thestalkerbunny · 5 months ago
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This man doesn’t get out enough, I can already tell.
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thestalkerbunny · 5 days ago
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So I was looking at pictures to show my mom cause we were talking about the dog show and
Ive never seen a picture of a Borzoi standing on their hind legs before-like Grandmother Beetroot is a Borzoi I just never looked up the actual dog standing up like that and
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Jfc
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Waiting for the grand children to come down the path
Like that’s so haunting to me for some reason. It actually looks like a PERSON. I was vaguely right in how creepy and human like they appear
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thestalkerbunny · 10 months ago
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So Another thought I just had
Tabaxi are canonically filled with wanderlust-so it’s not too far of a reach for them to be largely canonically nomadic clans and families. They just set up shop where ever suits them for that season and once they get itchy feet, they pull of stakes and go searching for a change of scenery.
Tieflings are reinforced that they have a lack of culture. They’re born tiefs sometimes into normal human families and usually have trouble connecting with either sides of their parent’s culture. So many tieflings end up spending their lives sort of wandering around, trying to find an amicable place to settle where people won’t throw rocks at them and they can work on figuring out who they are as a person in relative peace
I’m just saying-it would not be uncommon for Nomadic Tabaxi clans to welcome Tieflings in their groups with open arms. Cause for one, safety in numbers, the bigger the clan the safer it is, every able bodied person makes the clan stronger. Second-would you tell me that the Tabaxi would not be very open minded people? It’s canon they love going around and learning new things and having new experiences. They would absolutely be chill as fuck with tieflings rolling with them-there is no time to be RACIST when you’re a tabaxi! Life is short there is so much to learn and you cannot learn anything if you’re rude to people who have horns and hoofies. They will also know THINGS and they won’t tell you things if you’re racist to them.Three-tieflings are about that ‘found family trope’ most tiefs aren’t welcomed or accepted by their biological family and this traveling clan of cat people just immediately start vibing you with you? And supporting you? and having an interest in your experiences and stories you have to tell? And they are soft and warm and full of love and maybe bees because they make that buzzing noise when they’re happy?
I’m also just saying there also may be some tieflings with catlike traits because they interbred with tabaxi folk and have made.....HELL CATS. TIEFLINGS BUT THEY ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEETS. TABAXI BUT THEY ARE FIRE PROOF AND KNOW HELLISH REBUKE. HELL CATS!
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thestalkerbunny · 14 days ago
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Rango is a cinematic master piece and the cgi has aged well style wise it’s been 10 years and I’m still visually pleased by it all
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thestalkerbunny · a month ago
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Ya’ll like Spamton because he’s purse sized and you can sneak him breadsticks while in the Olive Garden
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thestalkerbunny · 3 months ago
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On my most recent pizza delivery; they paid me in 36 dollars in EXACT CHANGE
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thestalkerbunny · 7 months ago
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Okay I just woke up this beautiful Thursday afternoon and hopped on twitter to see
They’re making a NETFLIX THINGY based on the comic SWEET TOOTH. I remember trying to read Sweet Tooth when I was WAY younger than I am now and not understanding the plot and sorta being deterred by the art style. But this.....I’m such a WEAK sucker for a proper animal human hybrid story. I think I remember it being about a virus apocalypse and at the same time it started these little animal human hybrids were born so they started getting blamed? And the main guy was a little deer boy named Sweet Tooth.
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Look at that BABY!!!! Baby Deer Boy!!! He’s SO SOFT.
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It actually really looks GOOD, like the way in the trailer his ears flick around and I don’t think it’s the design where it’s a weird cop out of having both animal and human ears.
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I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY, MY WELL DESIGNED LITTLE DEER LAD.
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thestalkerbunny · 5 months ago
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Butter Pretzal Cookie at the start of their event: I’m a pompous stuck up artists you don’t even KNOW of the work I put in I’m very much better than you if anything happens to my painting or if anyone thinks differently of me, I’m going to DIE my ego can’t handle it
Butter Pretzel Cookie after the event: I have imposter syndrome nothing I do feels good enough, I’m burnt out I hate everything I create I’m not having fun as an artist anymore
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thestalkerbunny · 3 months ago
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I had a dream where I was watching the First Toystory movie and instead of taking Woody’s hostility with passive indifference-Buzz thought Woody was in love with him-a dashing space ranger. His logic in this was that Woody had a Man’s name on his boot in permeant marker And that I guess was enough to make a man gay. And being a modern space man of the future Buzz decided to roll with this ‘alien’s’ affections towards him.
So there was less fighting and more weird homoerotic flirting on Buzz’s part and confused angry Woody.
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thestalkerbunny · 4 months ago
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I think as a society we should go back to making more Pixel based Horror Games (like Ib, OFF, Witch’s House, Corpse Party, Mermaid Lake etc. etc.) Because they’re honestly more scary than games with the high detail to me.
Because human imagination is a powerful thing and having so little information about  a scary thing makes the mind exaggerate how bad it exactly is. The less you see, the more terrifying it is because you don’t know what’s there.
Sometimes, less is more.
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thestalkerbunny · a month ago
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I could feed Spamton cat food and he’d thank me for the delightful ‘pâté’
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