#TWICE!!!!!!!!

[sunlightontheseaa]

Getting pretty close to the end of odyssey I feel, and jfc the shit i have to go through to keep my idiot asshole brothers alive.

The whole second encounter with Stentor I was like... It's rotten work. Especially to me, especially if it's you. I'll do it but christ alive

And Alexios. Jfc where do I even begin. Im like, you're gonna be my fuckin friend whether you like it or not idc. I love you bitch, die mad about it!

I am dragging everyone kicking and screaming into being a family and it's pretty funny

#this isn't even to mention the various bugs i encountered with the stentor quest that forced me to either let him die or COMPLETELY RESTART #THE QUEST TO FIX IT AND BE ABLE TO KEEP HIM ALIVE #THIS HAPPENED TWICE #TWICE!!!!!!!! #TWO SEPARATE BUGS. TWO. DIFFERENT KNOWN THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN AT THE VERY END OF THE QUEST. #where the only solution is to DO IT ALL AGAIN!!!!! #it wasn't an easy quest either #it was a whole ass conquest battle those things suck 😭 #then i finally finally get to the end and stentor tells me to just kill him and im like NO BITCH!!!!!!!! #after everything i just went through! the hours i just spent doing this very difficult quest multiple times!!!!! #you're gonna live and you're gonna like it bitch!!!!!!!! #also #what is it with nikolaos' children and surviving getting thrown off a cliff with no lasting injuries #we're literally 3 for 3 on that #but honestly i actually was really happy to see stentor survived the first encounter #i was very sad that i had to kill him i always had wished there was a way to kill nikolaos but not stentor #and i guess there was all along 😊 #now i shall recruit him on my ship and force him to be happy and make friends and let go of the past 😊

[fernacular]

Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.

He is, however, very opinionated.

#My art #bruce wayne #selina kyle #batman #cat woman #dc #They break up like twice a month dw dw

[brightlotusmoon]

#heavy sigh #skipping a grade for english yet failing math #gifted kid burnout #twice exceptional

[diabloku]

the two cakes meme but make it about

✨ DADS✨

Bonus, she wants them to get along:

#Hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel Lucifer #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel Alastor #alastor #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel Charlie #two dads #twice the dad jokes lol

[chongoblog]

#hbomberguy #joke so good he did it twice

[shitty-check-please-aus]

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

#at this point I don't care whether rail is privately or publicly funded #I'll ride the Mickey Mouse Express if it means not having to drive or fly everywhere #if you're on the disneyland side of the country I just don't have as strong a grasp on your psychology as a demographic #but I went to school with some twice a year disneyworld people #if you are a disney adult and you're reading this please don't take it as an insult #I don't think it comes off that way but you never know

[honeyhobbs]

Keep banging out tunes little buddy!!

#neil banging out the tunes #sorry if youre seeing this twice aaaaa #happy neil day!!

[literallyaflame]

“but what about separating the art from the artist” buddy. listen to me. joanne kathleen rowling is relevant for one reason and one reason only—she wrote harry potter. that’s why she’s famous. that is the bedrock of her fucking platform. jk rowling is the harry potter lady and harry potter is the jk rowling guy. this is not the same thing as listening to a song on repeat even though the keyboardist was an asshole, or reading a novel by some dude who sucked ideological shit in the 1800s. jk rowling has a hate platform right now, today, and she sustains it off of harry potter bucks. u will forgive me if i am unwilling to advertise for her

#me when i make a post #jk rowling #Harry Potter #not going to make the fatal tagging mistake twice lmao

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yall wanna hear a kinda funny, kinda sad story about my grandmother and hetero-normativity?

Ok, so... when my grandmother was in her 50s (I was an infant), she met a woman at the Unitarian Church. And, as can happen when you meet your soul mate, this event made it impossible for her to deny parts of herself that she had fiercely hidden her whole life.

All the drama- their affair being found out, the divorce with my grandfather, the court battle over who got the house, happened while I was a baby. Even in my earliest memories, it's just Mama Jo and Oma, and my grandfather lived elsewhere (first his own apartment, then a nursing home, then with us.)

But here's the thing- no one ever explained any of this to me. No one ever sat down and was like "hey, Rosie, so do you know what a lesbian is?" It was the 90s. It was Texas. I think my mom was still kinda processing all this, and just assumed that like... I was gonna figure it out. Don't mention it, let it just be normal. Like I think my mom thought that if she explained the situation, she would be making it weird? I dunno.

But like. In the 90s, in all the movies I had seen and books I had read, do you know how many same sex couples I had seen? Like. 0. Do you know how many "platonic best friend/roommates" I had seen? A lot. I had no context, is what I'm saying.

I literally thought this was a Golden Girls, roommates, besties situation until I was like...I dunno, 11? 12?

It was actually their parrot, an African Grey named Spike, imitating my grandmothers voice saying "Johanna, honey, it's getting late", that triggered the MIND BLOWN moment as I realized that *there's only one master bedroom and it only has 1 waterbed* when all the pieces finally clicked.

Anyway. I think it's a real important thing for kids to know queer people exist, for a lot of reasons, but also because kids can be clueless and it's embarrassing to have your grandmother be outted by a parrot because everyone just thought you'd figure it out on your own.

Anyway, here is my grandma and her wife, my Oma, after they moved to Albuquerque to be artsy gay cowboys and live their best life. They helped run a "Lesbian Dude Ranch" out there (basically just with funding and financial support. As Oma has explained "traditionally, most lesbians don't have a lot of money" so they wrote the checks and let the younger ladies actually run the ranch.)

#this is the grandmother who passed away unexpectedly earlier this month #she was so cool yall #and so weird #they got married twice by the way once when Massachusetts legalized it and once when New Mexico did #they hiked the grand canyon together #they had a european river cruise planned for this fall #she was 89 and she wanted to see the whole world with her wife #and they were working on it #literally i thought they were roommates #and there was only one bed

[uncanny-heart]

my forever favorite character dynamic of all time

#this has happened like twice ever butshshhhhhjjjhshhhhhhhjjj #hannibal #reanimator #arcane #(almost) #pathologic #(a little bit) #i feel like im forgetting something

[wolfythewitch]

Look at the sky. It's looking back.

#art #animation #tma #the magnus archives #the eye #if this posts twice my bad HAHA #scopophobia

[redsray]

i love the idea of the batfam wearing each other's merch cause like. i know they'd be petty about it. usually they'd wear their siblings merch in (kinda) equal rotations, but they'd change it up depending on sibling squabbles or sibling favours. Tim, walking into the kitchen in a Red Hood shirt: Dick: TIM!? Tim: what Dick: it's Tuesday. you always wear Nightwing merch on Tuesdays. Tim: oh. Tim: you stole my last granola bar, last week. Steph, looking for something in Jason's room: JASON WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYONE'S MERCH BUT MINE?! Jason, peeking into the room: i have your merch. in the trash. Steph: WHY Jason: you hit me with a blue shell in mario kart last game night. i'm never forgiving you. Damian, sporting a full-on Red Robin hoodie: Tim: woah. what brought this on? you usually only exclusively wear Batman or Nightwing merch Damian: you helped me take that splinter out of Alfred's paw yesterday. Richard on the other hand has recently messed up my painting palette. Dick, from the other room: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Damian: he'll get over it. Cass, wearing Nightwing merch for the 5th day in a row: Jason: goddamn. what did Dickie do to get in your good graces like this? Cass, smiling: he made me a flower crown Jason: ... that's it? Cass: it was a very nice flower crown. Dick, buying seven Signal shirts: One for everyone. Duke, behind him: Dick, you really don't-- Dick: shhhh, sunshine. everyone will love your new merch. (they all wore exclusively Signal merch for a week straight) Bruce isn't allowed to change up his rotation or not wear someone's merch because he immediately gets accused of playing favourites. He'd rather keep some of his sanity, thank you.

#batfam #batman #cassandra cain #damian wayne #dc comics #dick grayson #duke thomas #jason todd #stephanie brown #tim drake #bruce wore a black bat shirt twice in a row once #cause he mistook it for his own merch #and got flamed by the whole family for playing favourites #he never made the mistake again #they all have mugs with their logos on them btw #source? trust me bro

[etoilesdeglace]

first canonical seaweed brain and of course it's while they're fighting over who gets to sacrifice themselves

#percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #pjoedit #pjogif #percyjacksonedit #percyjacksongif #pjosource #tvedit #percy jackson spoilers #percabeth #percy #annabeth #annabeth chase #percabethedit #*mine #*my gifs #*my pjo #spoiler tag but percy has now sacrificed himself twice for annabeth (can't wait for her to fall off a cliff and take a knife for him) #really wishing i had a higher quality video but we're working with what we've got for now

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Lucifer, the OG Mr. Steal Yo Girl

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lilith #hazbin hotel lilith #hazbin eve #hazbin hotel eve #there’s no stopping me i’m on a roll baby 😂 #wife so nice he stole them twice #rip Adam but he deserved it #meme #spongebob memes

[emily-e-draws]

treating every korok I find extra gently to make up for all the war crimes 💔

#loz #totk #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #korok #please note: ive heard the 'i'm going to treat them twice as bad to cancel it out' joke enough times that i will block on sight. thank you

[the-vegetarian-artist]

the PJO fandom working their butts off to find two italian babies in the background only to realize the Easter egg is Nico calling for Bianca around the 12:3 mark.

#literally just checked it out #heard Nico calling Bianca twice he sounds so small and it makes me wanna tear up #veggie tells #pjo #pjo series #pjo fandom #pjo spoilers #pjo tv show #percy jackson series #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #nico di angelo #besure to listen CLOSELY i had to play it mutiple times until his voice broke through the crowd jumble