#Tag yourself I'm currently Belphie

[kitsune-oji]

Share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics and tag ten people. If you have written less than ten, don’t be shy and share anyway.

You can find these in my Masterlist, except for the wip but that's not obey me anyway. I'm not really happy with my writing currently tbh. I know these aren't ten btw

Thank you for tagging me @yourboyhack

I don't really know who to tag so just whoever sees this and wants to can say I tagged them 👍

-> CYOA - Obey Me

It's been a long day. Your feet ache and your shoulders are much too tense for your liking. When you open the door to the House of Lamentation and step inside, the silence feels sort of eery.

-> lie down for a small nap in your room

Before you even reach your room, you put an alarm for one and a half hours later. As much as you wished you could allow yourself more time, it was too late already for you to sleep for too long.

You decide to take a nap. Getting clean or eating could wait until you felt a bit less tired and trying to do your homework now would only turn out to be frustrating.

-> try to wake Belphie yourself (and make him let go)

Sighing, you decide that it wouldn't hurt to at leash try to wake him up first on your own.

The arms around your waist held you so tightly that even turning around proved difficult. You hold onto his wrists and try to pry them away from you but all that does is make Belphie grunt and snuggle his face into your neck.

-> speak up to cheer Belphie up without going against Lucifer

Evading this wouldn't feel right to you, so you opt to say something after all. No good would come from going against what Lucifer told Belphie, no matter how much you don't like it.

Let's Write Again!: #3

It was nothing new for Lucifer to vanish into his study and not come out for days at a time. Oftentimes, he even forgot to eat and as cute as it was to watch Mammon take care of his big brother by worrying over his wellbeing and bringing him food, you wished Lucifer would break that habit of his.

Let's Write Again!: #2

There was something exhilarating about looking down at Diavolo. At your feet he was kneeling, this enormous demon who could snap you like a twig. Someone who was more powerful than you in every way, someone who ruled over the devildom, a future king.

Let's Write Again!: #1

If anyone knew how worthless he was, then it was Leviathan himself. He knew he was nothing next to his brothers, he was a poor excuse of a demon, just an antisocial otaku shut-in who was only good at playing games and spending money on the untouchable characters and people he worshipped. And yet, that wasn't what they saw.

WIP

He wasn't quite sure what he thought of the apartment his mother chose. Of course, it was her decision in the end - he didn't pay for it anyway. Still, couldn't she have gotten a place that's a bit nicer than this?

It was a 5 story apartment complex, 4 rentable rooms on each floor. It was a boring upright rectangle with more rectangles for windows, evenly spaced apart. Everything looked grey and sort of grimy, but in a way that wasn't very surprising for an old building like this. At least, it looked old but this style of architecture couldn't have been from too long ago.

#Tag game

[cometchasms]

Y'all be out here drawing Lucifer holding the leashes but what about us MCs that gotta deal with all seven

Along with a childish demon king, his overpowered butler, two angels, a shady af sorcerer and school

#Obey Me #obey me: one master to rule them all #Obey Me Lucifer #Obey Me Mammon #Obey Me Leviathan #Obey Me Asmodeus #Obey Me Satan #Obey Me Beelzebub #Obey Me Belphegor #Obey Me MC #MC #OC #My MC #Aster #Meme #Tag yourself I'm currently Belphie

[books-and-catears]

Continuing the ask from @bunna-does-stuff. Thank you so much for this brilliant idea.

<- Part 1

Tagging as asked: @mammonssheep @justchillaine

I'm going to refer to the first timeline brothers as Other <name> to avoid confusion.

"No you're lying!" Other Levi screamed. "You're lying so we'll leave without MC!"

"You're mistaken, Leviathan." Barbatos sighed. "Regrettably the MC you are looking for died in the first few minutes they came here."

Now other Lucifer stood up. His wings sprouted, eyes red in their demonic glory as he turned to Belphegor.

"Of course, you did. Thank you for reminding us why you got locked up." His voice turned cold yet shaky, as his eyes looked to you. Softer eyes, pleading now. "What did Belphie do to the other you, MC? Do you know? Could you tell us?"

All the other brothers looked at you in unison. And the current ones lowered their faces with guilt.

You glanced at Barbatos, asking for permission to talk. He nodded softly.

"He...well he..." You held your neck with your open hand and pretended to squeeze. And watching the horror on their faces you wondered if putting it in words would have been better.

"Where were we?! Were ya alone?!" Other Mammon swiftly walked up to you. "I couldn't have possibly left ya alone! I'm yer protector, remember?!" He wanted to hold you but Luke stood guard.

"I was at first. When he started, yes I was." You said softly. Reliving those moments you tried so hard to repress wasn't easy.

"Did we... Did the rest of us just watch you die?" Other Beel asked, his knuckles turned white as he tightened his fist.

"I was probably too far gone anyway. Deep injuries. Many of them." You lied. Of course they could have saved you.

The brothers shifted uncomfortably in their seats. The rest of them winced. They knew it too.

"Wait...you said 'I'." Other Satan remarked. "You talk as if you felt it. Like it happened to you."

You nodded. "I felt myself die. I saw what the other me saw, felt what they felt. I felt it before I watched it happen. And then the other me dissipated into air, once they were dead."

Other Mammon growled, ready to pounce on Belphie but other Levi and Satan held him back.

"Oh dear MC, you...you had to watch yourself die?!" Other Asmo was almost in tears. "We should have never let you go!"

"Wait, if you felt what our MC felt, do you perhaps have their memories too? Of us, and our timeline?" Other Levi piped in, hopeful.

There was a collective gasp as you nodded. Their MC was not lost after all.

Other Lucifer's face relaxed into a gentle smile. And yet there was something formidable about it. "Well that settles it. This MC is in fact ours and is coming with us. Come on, MC."

He held out his red gloved hand for you to take. You half smiled. Clearly he had forgotten he was also trying to kill you with those very hands.

What a strange life you lead: having to choose between an attempted murder and a successful one.

"What makes you think we'll just let you take them away?" Diavolo finally spoke up. "Clearly MC has forgiven us all and moved on from the past. They were happily dancing before you lot showed up."

"Indeed." Barbatos said, "As far as I remember your timeline was supposed to be replaced by this one. But it seems your Barbatos refused that. What may be the reason, I wonder?"

"Our Luke fell sick." Other Belphie said. "MC used to tell me how close Luke had gotten to both you and MC. He has been refusing to eat, waiting for MC to return."

You had never seen Barbatos look this devasted before. Even Diavolo stood there slack jawed.

Your Luke moved closer to you. Almost as if agreeing that this was something he'd do if you left. You put your arms on his shoulders to reassure him.

Now Simeon spoke up. "That's impossible. It's been...it's been months! He can't possibly have been fasting for-"

"Well he has. And he would be here if he weren't too weak to get out of bed." Other Lucifer answered gravely. "So please step aside and let MC come with us."

Simeon and Solomon moved away as you nodded to them but Luke stayed adamant. It seemed like he was about to burst into tears.

"Luke I-" You started.

"No!" He shook his head. "If one of you died, then what matters if one of me does too?! Don't go, MC!"

"Luke!" You held him close, feeling his tears soak through your clothes as your eyes spilled too. This was a nightmare.

Simeon grabbed Barbatos by the shoulder and demanded he tell him what about the other Luke's condition. Solomon and Diavolo stood off to the side, the wizard accused the king of being irresponsible.

Even the brothers of the current timeline stood up now.

"What makes ya think we'll let them go that easy too?!" Current Mammon snapped as he walked closer to you.

Other Mammon held him by the collar, his demon form looking more vicious. "I've never been more pissed at myself. You had one job and ya couldn't even do that! You couldn't even protect our MC, ya bastard!"

Other Levi tried to sneak in and grab you while they argued but he couldn't. His counterpart was already trying to pin him down. "Stay away from my Henry!"

"Lord of the Shadows would never let his Henry die how you did! You're the disgrace! Let go before I summon Lotan!" Other Levi hissed.

The two Satan's were also at each other's throats, two balls of pure fury colliding head to head. "After all they did for us...this is how you repay them!? By standing by and watching them die a dog's death?!"

"I know what I did and I'm trying to repent. All of us have. Death cannot be undone, but mistakes can be forgiven. And keeping MC safe now is our responsibility."

The two Asmo's seemed to have whatever empathy was left in the world. Both of them holding you and Luke, trying to calm you both down.

The twins were stuck in some sick sort of stalemate. Their love for their twin made them unable to take them down as well as they could have.

The Other Belphie showed no mercy to the current one, who offered no resistance. "Hit me all you want. But I still won't let you take MC away. My Beel will make sure of that. And don't act like you weren't going to do the same thing as me, if you could."

The other Belphie raged harder. "I wanted to ruin Diavolo's program. I planned to scare them off not kill them!"

The Beel's couldn't seem to move away, both trying to seperate their twins, but to no avail. It was almost as if they'd silently decided - let the best man win.

"You let this happen. You're a failure. Have you learnt nothing?" Other Lucifer glared at his current self who was frozen in place. There were too many fights going on at once and he was unsure which one to stop first.

"You speak just like Father, how telling." Lucifer snapped back. "You caused this by crossing timelines. MC is my family now and you know we keep family safe. Tell that to your little sick angel."

"That angel is Simeon and Michael's pet. So unless you want him to get involved and cause another war, you best do as your told." Other Lucifer said plainly. It was easy being more prideful without the heavy guilt of being a witness to your murder.

"ALL OF YOU, STAY DOWN!" You scream sent the all brothers flying backwards and down to the floor. The only two left standing were Other Lucifer and Belphie.

"What I'll do and where I'll go," You said sternly." Isn't your fight to win. So stop this!"

You turned to Diavolo and Barbatos. "I have talked to Luke and decided what I'll do. All I ask you is to keep everyone from ripping themselves apart."

"Then...what have you decided MC?" Solomon asked. He looked like he was preparing himself, as if you were already miles away.

"I'm going for now. I have to save Luke first." You said. Other Lucifer smirked as you let Mammon and Satan lead you out.

"You're coming back though, right?"

You didn't know who asked and you didn't know the answer either. Who knew where fate would take you? You looked back and shrugged before you waved them goodbye.

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I left this as an open ending because I know each MC would do things differently and they're all amazing for it ;)

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me beel #obey me mammon #obey me belphie #obey me asmo #obey me imagine #obey me levi #obey me angst #obey me luke #obey me Simeon #obey me barbatos #obey me Diavolo #obey me solomon

[gingerbreadmonsters]

The other MC I've been thinking a lot about is artificial human/homunculus MC. That MC is a crime against humanity probably as there's probably something that's outlawed in regards to make artificial beings. As for the type of homunculus/what they are powered by would probably horrify the angels, and maybe even the demons. Though I'm sure one or two of them would also be curious about what a homunculus could do. Though I'd be learning towards Fullmetal Alchemist/Soul Shard based ones.

The one that I think would have the worst implications is one powered by a soul gem/philosopher's stone. Like maybe they had to take a shard of a real soul to build the stone. I think it being a shard of Lilith's would be so messed up. Because this thing that looks human but isn't is powered by a peace of Lilith. The homunculus looks human enough on the outside, though there might be something slightly uncanny about MC. On the inside though? A mess. Perhaps they bleed something other than normal human blood - old or pale blood. Maybe ichor? Double for if their heart is replaced by the soul gem/philo stone. The body is capable of taking on more extensive/severe damage and surviving. Mostly because it would be so frustrating for Belphie to try and kill.

bro at this point i should just let my anons run this blog, you lot are coming for my GIG and it's beautiful

good god can you imagine lesson 16 with this mc WAIT IM HAVING AN IDEA SPOILERS FOR LESSON 16 (with all of the standard warnings that accompany the events of that lesson, plus this is pretty bloody and gross, quite graphic discussion of desecrating a body, no description of pain or discomfort but you do tear your own body open? like the one that you're currently inside? so definite tw for self harm, but not of the sort that this trigger tag normally accompanies)

(this is kind of related to that other thing from ages ago about mc running into the scene as it happens)

(also i'm thinking some kind of thing where two lilith-cores can't exist in the same timeline at once, for plot convenience ig)

belphie chucks mc down the stairs, they die as normal, enter horrified brothers etc

second timeline mc rushes in, stumbling, staggering, limping over to their now-dead body - they're really not looking well

second mc now starts desperately clawing at original!mc's body, tearing into it almost like a child on the most horrific christmas morning

digging through their insides, blood and tissue and viscera pouring out, elbow deep in their own chest, all horrible sloshing noises and muscles tearing apart as they rifle around

grasping, grabbing hold of something, pulling, tearing, ripping it free - and the onlookers all take a collective step backwards because the energy coming from that... thing, whatever it is that you're holding, that you just - wait, did you have that the whole time? - tore out of your body feels an awful lot like lilith

not sure how you get it back inside your new body - do you swallow it? that's pretty creepy, especially if it's still covered in blood and everything

ooh or maybe you have to cut/tear yourself open to fit it inside you! bonus points if it takes you a few tries because you can't quite get the right place, x2 multiplier if you make one of the brothers help you

you... take it inside yourself, somehow, and suddenly it's clear - that core, whatever it was, is what's been allowing you to look and feel human

belphie's just about ready to keel over, the rest of them are not far behind

hey, wouldn't that be messed up?

(in case you thought it couldn't get worse: mammon is still holding original!mc's body, and has been the whole time)

...this was a very fun ask to answer although i do now feel like i'm in the middle of my villain arc, i'll see myself out

#tw self harm #tw gore #for the possessed mc crew! #i'll admit it i am a little bit ashamed of myself for this one #it's a bit more.... gory than normal #uhhh... anon i hope you like it......??? #i don't know how to feel about what i'm doing but it's kind of fun so i keep doing it #maybe i'll come back to this #either to apologise when someone inevitably ignores the warnings #or to double down on it and totally go wild with the concept #who knows? #i don't want to put this in the main om! tags for a reason

[somestuffbysomebird]

Fairytale! Event: Into the rabbit hole...

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It was just another day in the Devildom, and it was your turn to buy groceries that day. Not wanting you to wander off alone, one of your dormmates decided to accompany you.

Unfortunately, just as you and your companion made a turn to the left, a portal opened up below you both. You heard your dormmate's voice screaming for you fading away as a growing flash of light caused you to close your eyes, the two of you being transported into the unknown... ---

When you open your eyes, the colours of the world looked so...different. You were sprawled on the ground, dark skies of the Devildom were replaced by a light blue, and the chatter of the busy streets have become silent. You were alone.

As you picked yourself off, you see a book beside you. Since when did that get there?

As you flipped open the book, it seemed to be a collection of fairytales, but apart from their titles, it seemed that the stories were...blank?

Just what was going on?

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Hey! Since my askbox is pretty empty, and I'm currently stuck in a writer's block for a project I'm working on, I thought about starting a small event! ^^

I got inspired by a prompt post by a blog and the webtoon 'Forever After'

So please send me any fairytales and a character, and I'll write a short headcanon, drabble or a one-shot! (You can choose the type, cause I have no impulse control and might end up writing too long again-)

Please specify on the roles you want the MC and the character to take. (MC as the villian, hero, sidekick, side character etc)

Feel free to specify the MC you want me to write, as well as any sort of additional tags you'd like me to add. I would really like to practice my writing (o･ω･o)

Edit: Forgot to mention, any sort of character is fine, doesn't have to be just the demon bros.

Like my rules in the blog, I'm willing to write angst but if that's the case I'll add a happy or a bittersweet end to it, ok?

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Works done so far:

Sleeping Beauty (Belphie)

Red Riding Hood (Mammon + Platonic! Luke)

#I have no idea how to do intros but- #I just need an outlet but it's hard to think of anything good right now y'know? #obey me headcanons

[catboy-lover-archive]

Obey Me Romanian MC

idea inspired by @/harunayuuka2060 (too shy to tag them)

Nu ştiu ce inspirație supraomenească m-a lovit dar am început asta la 2 dimineața și am terminat-o la 6.30

Im sleep deprived bc I stayed up all night doing this, enjoy gagicile mele

[added translations]

(under the cut bc this bitch is long af)

Lucifer: Are you not enjoying your meal?

MC: This food isn't even good. Next time I'm bringing my bunica to make you guys sarmale best thing you ever tried 👩‍🍳👌😘 mwah

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MC: I'm not gonna go out with Satan, Beel, Asmo or Belphie.

Asmo: Awww

Beel: :(

Belphie: What?!

Satan: Why?

MC: Why date a guy who's favorite color is not in romanian flag? 🤔🇷🇴

-

Asmo: But I thought you could-

MC: For the last time IM NOT A VAMPIRE I CAN'T HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE OR MAKE THEM FALL IN LOVE WITH ME

-

Levi: Ohhh!!!! So are you like familiar with Castlevania-

MC: We don't talk about that *cries in disappointed*

-

Solomon: What is this weird potion.

MC: *puts bottle of țuică (plum brandy) on the table*

MC: This is not a potion, but a solution to all of your problems gagica 💖

-

MC: *talking to Lucifer* Oh iubire (love), stop crying over Diavolo again. Why cry over guy who would wear vagabond everyday in my country?

MC: Tsch tsch tsch

Lucifer: What the fuck is Vagabond

MC: Only the worst of streetwear existent. Only f-boys use it

Lucifer: Fair enough

-

Beel: Why do you want to try out for the sports team?

MC: Because Steaua, my country's team, disappointed me 😔

-

MC: Mammon! Asmo! Let me show you guys a thing called ✨manele✨

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(after the Belphie incident)

MC: Does anybody have a belt.... a belt so I can...no reason...papuci de casă (slippers) works too

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MC: Hey Belphie! Did you enjoy your punishment? 😜

Belphie: My butt still hurts...

MC: Next time it's the lingură de lemn ♡ (wooden spoon)

-

*MC dancing to Braşoveanca*

Mammon: W-what's that???

Satan: Some sort of ritual I suppose

Asmo: *joining in* It's fun!

MC: Doi✌paşi🦵înainte➡️şi😱doi😩înapoi⬅️ (two steps forward two steps back)

-

MC: Who has summoned me?

Satan: Belphie isn't feeling well and the medicine didn't really do it's job.

MC: Everyone watch closely because I'm going to teach you guys a sacred ritual called ✨Frecție cu Oțet✨

Satan: You're just pouring vinegar on his wrist.

MC: Now here comes the fun part. *maggages his wrists*

Belphie: Someone please kill me this is unbearable

MC: Am I allowed to say Tatăl Nostru (Lord's prayer) or is that too....uhhh weird since yall are demons and stuff-

-

Barbatos: MC...

MC: I'm sorry but crossing myself after I finish a meal is implemented in my brain. It's in the default settings.

Barbatos: What happens if you don't cross yourself?

MC: Lingura de lemn (wooden spoon) *shivers*

-

Diavolo: Do you like my castle?

MC: Baby, Peleş puts you to shame.

MC: Also, too much current (swift). Close the damn windows

-

Lucifer, giving up on life: Oh not again...

MC: DA PĂ CIMPOI DA PĂ CIMPOI JOACĂ FETELE LA NOI 👉👈😳

MC: Real music here 😌

-

MC: There, there gacica (girlfriend). Don't cry. *pats him on the back*

Lucifer: Do you got any more țuică...

MC: That's the spirit!

-

MC: I know I technically didn't die, but can we please have a funeral??? There is this really tasty cake just for this special occasion called colivă. Beel is okay with it so- hey don't ignore me! wait guys this is important- wAIT!

-

Satan: I hate Lucifer because he is my father.

Belphie: I hate Lucifer because he sucks in general.

MC: I hate Lucifer because Favorite color is red which is COMMUNISM COLOUR 😡‼

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Solomon: See?? MC likes my cooking!

MC: Piftie...Caltaboş...

MC: Solomon, you would make a very good romanian housewife. Say, have you ever considered getting a 701st wife...?

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Beel: *munching happily on the food MC makes*

Lucifer: *getting a fucking break*

MC: *making grătar(barbeque) cu mici*

MC: Everybody loves 1 Mai!

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MC: Beelphiiieee!!!! I have a spell for you 😊

Belphie: Please not the lingură de lemn-

MC: *boop on the nose* ✨du-te dracu✨ (go to hell)

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Lucifer: How did you make everyone behave?

MC: *looking at the papuc de casă in hand*

MC: You either die a hero...or live enough to become the villain...

Lucifer: Interesting, can you teach me?

MC: The secret is to use your wrist-

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MC, whispering: Psst! Mammon! How's the sarmale trading going?

Mammon: Its okay, but why can't you just give me the recipe?

MC: E din moşi strămoşi (it's from older generations) I can't give it to you

-

MC: Hey pisi, want a ride in my Dacia?

Simeon: ...what? :)

MC: Come on gagica(girlfriend)! We are going to visit my family they will love you!

MC: You can also bring Luke. Just uhhh don't let him drink from the "juicebox" ok? It's not- It's not juice in there

MC: But you can drink. I won't tell anyone.

-

Diavolo: MC you can't leave yet. Not even for a quick visit back home.

MC: Auzi, da du-te-n p- (well why don't you fuck yourself on my dic-)

-

MC: *sigh* Sometimes I wish Satan was wearing Vagabond instead of...whatever that is

Asmo: Ouch, but yeah I guess we are that desperate.

Satan: I'm never tutoring any of you again.

-

MC and Luke, just vibing honestly: ⬇️Intră-n👇apa🌊mării🐚şi🐋nu🐟te🙄teme😱ai😳să-nveți🤯să-noți🐠printre🤔sirene🧜‍♀️🧜‍♂️

(go in the sea's water and don't you be afraid you'll learn to swim among mermaids)

-

MC: No Asmo, I have a date to the ball he's right here *points at țuică bottle*

-

Belphie: *misbehaving*

MC: Vai, vai, vai. Sărumâna Belphie 😃 ( well, well, well good day Belphie)

MC: *grabs the papuc (slipper)*

-

MC: NO LUCIFER IT CAN NOT BE AN AN NOU FERICIT (happy new year) IF WE DO NOT DANCE THE HORĂ

-

MC and Luke, vibing yet again: POVEȘTI DIN FOLCLORUL MAGHIAR!!! (maghiar folklore stories!)

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MC: Where is my țuică? :)

Everyone: *quiet*

MC: I won't get mad :)

MC:

MC: Foaie verse de trifoi~ *papuc reappears* Dați băi țuica înapoi (green leaf of clover, give the țuică back you fucker)

Everybody: *runs*

MC: Mândruțelor (girls), come back until I'll put this to good use

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Levi: *exists*

MC: *in love with him bc his fav color is in the Romanian flag and not in the commie flag*

MC: Te las să te lingi cu mime în parcare la lidl (I'll let you french kiss me in the Lidl market parking lot)

-

MC: Lucifer you don't understand!

MC: Sandu Ciorbă cured my depression!

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MC: Muie cretinii pământului (fuck y'all stupid asses) my țuică is back and I'm not sharing anymore

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Asmo: We're doing hot girl shit tonight

MC: Ne curvim rău (we're hoeing)

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MC: futu-ți cristelnița mătii (fuck your mother's font) Simeon you're the one that drank all my țuică

MC: I'll let it slide this once, if u take me for shaorma(shawarma) in Piața Victoriei (Victoria's market)

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Solomon: Whoops, I accidentally messed up the sarmale recipe

MC: Aşadar războiu alesu l-ai (So you have chosen war)

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Mammon: MC, how do you say "I hate you" in romanian?

MC: Dar eu sunt mândru că sunt twink. (I'm proud to be a twink)

Mammon, clueless: ok thanks

-

MC, to Belphie: I had such a rough day, please fute-mi una (fuck me over) and not the way I like

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Mammon: What would be a quick way to make money?

MC: Gagica(girlfriend), listen. Culegător de sparanghel (asparagus picker) in Spain is your go-to.

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Asmo: *blasting manele vechi (old manele).2006*

Asmo: Please love me!

MC: *already in wedding attire*

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MC: Beel! Here, try this! Yeah yeah its completely fine!

MC: ...what do you mean it looks like Solomon's cooking?

MC: THIS IS PIFTIE AND YOU WILL LEARN TO APPRECIATE IT

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MC: *dragging them all by the hand to therapy*

MC: Păi aşa-i hora pe la noi măi bade- (This is hora to us well my mans)

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MC, talking to Lucifer: Măi omu lu dumnezeu îți fut una de nu te vezi (listen God's man I'll fuck you over that you'll not see again) if u lay a finger on my țuică again

MC: I don't care that you have daddy issues, this is MINE now thank you very much.

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MC: Doamne cu ce ți-am greşit? (God, what have I done to you?)

MC: tanti Lilith, ia-mă cu tine gagicuțo milf ce ești (Miss Lilith, take me with you you milf girlfriend)

MC: Chiar și culesul de c��pșuni din Spania era mai ok dacât (even strawberry picking in Spain is better than) Therapist Simulator hell edition

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Diavolo: *exists*

MC: Vrei să-ți fiu a ta mireasă? (Do you want me to be your wife?)

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Simeon: *exists*

MC: Vrei să-ți fiu Ileană Cosânzeană? ( Want me to be your fairy wife?)

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Belphie: Every time I doze off they say this weird phrase...

MC: Dormeo(mattress company) ! Noapte bună! (good night!)

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MC: What do you mean im not allowed to have a cross around my neck?

MC: My dead grandmother would kill me it's Sfântu Andrei for fucks sake

MC: The law is law we gotta put garlic and salt everywhere around the house

MC: This is what you get from taking my țuică away AGAIN

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MC: I mean, at least i dont have to take the bacalaureat and face the woman-hating-Ion-Creangă-fucking-twink-looking-nightmare-inducing Eminescu so

MC: *drinks a Mona Spirt (rubbing alcohol) bottle in one go*

MC: that works wonders for me

#IM SLEEPY SO IM GOING TO SLEEP AT 7AM BYYYE #♡♡♡ #romanian mc #romanian mc obey me #obey me #obey me swd #Diavolo e dilf nu ați auzit de la mine #romanian #romania