those morgan and baobhan sith cosplayers i keep seeing make my heart explode
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Happy FGO 6th Anniversary!
Getting all those SQ was awesome
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Foreigner-class Servants based on how tasty I think they are
Abby: 2/10 puritan diet probably makes for a lean and tough meat
Hokusai (The father): 9/10 chewy :> an actual octopus, I wonder if his insides are also of octopus or if it's a bag of human organs compressed into the shape of an octopus. 10/10 if so, cause the pop would be as satisfying as one of those half-boiled eggs where the yolk is still melty and you managed to pierce it just right in your mouth
Hokusai/Oui (The daughter): 1/10 have you seen how thin her limbs are? Atrocious lifestyle choices too (I'm not eating her until she's taken a shower)
Mysterious Heroine XX: 8/10 active lifestyle, eat a lot of delicious junk food herself, those thighs are thicc
Yang Guifei: 7/10 chubby, life of luxury, already seasoned with some spicy burn
Voyager: 0/10 this is metal. You're trying to get me to eat metal bundled in a scrawny boy's skin. No.
Abby (Summer): 6/10 still as scrawny as her regular self, but all those sugary pancakes have to amount to something
Van Gogh: 10/10 I want to eat her. I wonder if her meat's closer to plant or animal? If it's plant, it probably changes textures based on her emotional state, turning crunchier the hornier she is, like from an onion to a good apple. If it's more animal/human-like, it would probably smell a lot like fish or the ocean's saltwater, mixed with some spice from all the void stuff. I want to suck on her fingers like it's chicken wings. I want to eat her feet chilled like sashimi. I want to eat her I want to eat her I want to eat her I want ot eat her
Mysterious Idol X Alter: 9/10 being an idol is a lot of activity, and her diet of sugary snacks probably makes for a lot of fat
Molay: 7/10 I like lamb meat. She probably tastes like spicy lamb. I'll eat it.
Dark Koyan: 9/10 the best damn steak in the entire world
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