New Recruit
{i hope this turned out ok!! im not the best writer and i plan on writing more and improving <3 here goes with a little oc x canon content}
New Recruit
"Okay, okay…where's the new little shit?"
Captain stood confidently in the middle of the room, staring down at his fellow Tankmen as they awkwardly stared back at him.
"The new guy? Who took a dump in your brains, where's the rookie?!"
Immediately standing up, attempting to match Captain's height, the newest recruit showed themselves. A hunched over posture and wildly sporadic fingers, twitching with anxiety, they chitter, "Mx. Stranger here-….Sir.".
Captain cocks his head over, peering down at the wheezing mess of a creature below.
"Okay nerd, Stranger they call you? Today you're gonna see some action! And not like y'know, sex action. I mean war!"
Stranger, teetering from side to side, giggles, "You're gonna teach me shit? Just like that, Sir?"
"Yeaaaahhhh. Just like that you little weirdo. With your weird eyes, you look like a pile sticks. If I sneeze on ya, would ya collapse- do NOT answer that!".
The two struck out, mounting one of their many tanks. Blazing across the battlefield in a flame of decimation.
Captain awkwardly coughed, lowering his gun. Scratching his head, "So Stranger…what do you like, do? Y'know? What's your thing, everyone's got a thing, not like the thing in my pants.", he chuckled. Sparking a laugh from Stranger in response. They turn to him, resting their chin on his shoulder. "Between you and me, I'm the explodey guy. I love seeing people combust like a can of tomato paste, or a shaken soda left in the fridge-".
Captain let out a hearty laugh, gesturing towards them, "Hey everyone needs a guy that like, blows shit up. Every crew has a explodey guy, a bomb dude and all that fancy stuff that blows people apart into a small pile of shit! We got one now!".
Stranger tilted their head, staring at him. "The fuck are you talking to?!". Captain nodded, "One day….one day you'll get it, a forth wall break it's called, you little shitdisk.". The two's eyes met head on, staring at one another, ignoring the destruction and wails of agony in the battle around them.
"Y'know Stranger. You're disgusting, snotty, wheezy, and probably a maniacal murderer, and I like that. I think we can level with each other, so like.....wanna do some shit tonight?". Stranger's eyes lit up from behind their goggles, bouncing back 'n fourth in their seat, "Asking me? You?! That gets a FUCK yes from me here!". Captain grunts, clearing his throat, "So, you wanna go out and get shitfaced drunk or stay at my place? And watch something terrible on Netflix and eat microwaved popcorn?". Stranger scratched their head in thought, "Hrrmm. Coin flip?". Winking through his visor at them, Captain finger guns at them, "Yeah, let's coin flip this bitch-", his sentence was shortly interrupted by Stranger placing a kiss on his cheek. Looking back and away from them in shock, he awkwardly held a quarter between them as his flustered face lit up like a goddamn Christmas tree.
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"Thanks soldier.....?"
The two riding off into a blood stained sunset past the war scene.
Who knows what else they did after the coin flip in there, whatever it was had to be something great.
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