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babybreadthings · 10 months
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cutsleevecultivation · 6 months
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Zewu-jun as the Ophelia painting by John Everett Millais for his birthday! The Lord of Munificent Waters indeed
Robes based off these extremely cool re-designs by @tbgkaru-woh
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luobingmeis · 1 year
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have the sweetest of flips this valentine's day!! 💌🦎(there's no orc emoji 😔)
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY I WISH U ONLY THE SWEETEST OF FLIPS 😭🙏😭🙏
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Can I ask your top 10 fav fics ever (from any fandom, if you don't mind)?
Also, just curious, is there a story behind your name "stormblessed95 "?
I'm stormblessed because of this Ultra badass super sad boy right here.... Kaladin Stormblessed has my entire fucking heart for the rest of my life
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Art by Ro
95 for vmin 🥰
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Some of my favorite fics! In no particular order:
Blame it on my Youth by youreyestheyglow
Paring: Andrew/Neil
Fandom: AFTG
10 years after the end of The King's Men, Andrew and Neil have decided to foster a kid. They have low expectations for themselves--they're not exactly ideal parenting material--but at the very least, the kid will be safe with them. But neither Andrew nor Neil do temporary very well.
Full disclosure: highly character-driven, minimally plot-driven.
TW: If you suffer from paranoia, this is probably not the fic for you. Specifically, Neil has bunches of paranoia regarding being watched, and also being murdered.
Locked fic, so you need an account. Words: 1,520,605 and a WIP too.... Lmao I know....but it's SO GOOD. I'm just.... It's so damn good y'all. Basically just andriel growing and healing together, being so deeply in love, their adult lives and becoming parents and helping those children heal from their traumas too. Just gorgeously beautiful and I love it.
That Isn't Nothing by Taekookschanbaek
Pairing: Andrew/Neil
Fandom: AFTG
A look into the lives of pro exy players Andrew Minyard and Neil Josten. The world says they hate each other, but when Andrew gets transferred to Neil's team, their teammates begin seeing something else between them.
Words: 38,362, don't be thrown by the author name. I KNOW okay. But like damn, the fic is so fucking good. Ive read it multiple times. Its solid story telling with outsider POV and I just eat it up! Protective boyfriends and secret relationships and soft for each other moments. It's so good
The One-Body Problem by metisket
Pairing: Lan Zhan/Wei Ying
Fandom: MDZS
The good news is that Lan Jingyi has found a mentor, friend, and constant companion through the difficulties in life. The bad news is that that’s because he’s been accidentally possessed by the Yiling Patriarch.
This fic is SO GOOD I keep coming back to it all the time. It's got the juniors dynamics, it's got the most wholesome bonding stuff, it's got Jingyi being himself and so loveable. So wholesome. So cute. 10 outta 10 fic honestly. Words: 28,689
Rotten Work by @shanastoryteller
Pairing: Lan Zhan/Wei Ying
Fandom: MDZS
Jin Ling hadn’t thought to keep track of Wei Wuxian. Clearly that had been a mistake.
so good. Just amazing uncle and nephew bonding that gives me literally ALL OF THE FEELS. I read this and then went and read everything else this author has written. Such good storytelling!! And this was just both wholesome and emotional and fun! Amazing fic, truly. Words: 63,907
Stunted, Starving Juvenility by @tomatenmark5
Pairing: Lan Zhan/Wei Ying
Fandom: MDZS
At sixteen Wei Wuxian is—through some strange twist of fate, or a nick in the layer between parallel universes, who knows—out of the blue confronted with that one incense burner dream one night.
While his curious mind is left unable to stop poking at this new perspective on Lan Wangji, circumstances in the Cloud Recesses begin to change and Wei Wuxian is suddenly presented with life-altering opportunities.
Maybe Gusu isn’t so bad after all?
(Or alternatively: The fic where I get to give Wei Wuxian the academic scholarship he deserves while simultaneously getting him hitched early on.)
Might just be one of my all time favorite fics/stories. It's still technically a WIP but it's soo good. Don't let that stop you. It's so long too. But that's just even more story to love. I can't say enough good things lol words: 742,856 (I know, don't be intimidated though! Lol)
And Time is But a Paper Moon by Sami
Pairing: Lan Zhan/Wei Ying
Fandom: MDZS
"Zewu-Jun. You once told me about a house surrounded by gentians, where you visited once a month, and how Lan Zhan still waited there, even when the door no longer opened."
Xichen feels light-headed. He feels shocked, and angry. He has never told anyone such a thing, but Lan Zhan is giving Xichen a look of utter betrayal.
"You told him?" Lan Zhan whispers. "When?"
Wei Wuxian takes Lan Zhan's hand. "About twenty years from now."
***
Wei Wuxian starts again from the beginning.
My favorite time travel fix it fic. It's genuinely SO GOOD I love it and I love all the sequel stories that come after it!! Words: 139,032
The File by Denimbeans
Pairing: Percy Jackson/Bucky Barnes
Fandom: PJO, Marvel
When Percy stepped out of the elevator, Hazel wanted to weep. His clothing was tattered, hair matted with blood, and he was covered head to toe in golden dust. But he was alive. It took her a few minutes to realize that he was alone.
Before she died, she'd heard reports on the radio about soldiers who came home. Shellshock, they called it, from being in the trenches, the bombs and the bullets and the dead. Hazel had met soldier, once. A man who'd come home to her little town, missing half his leg and most of his mind. The look in his eyes was hauntingly similar to what she saw on her cousin's face.
Percy was different now. Stronger, maybe. He'd made it through Hell, but not without leaving a piece of him behind.
I honestly didn't know if I'd like this one when I started lol but I loved it. The ANGST WAS SO HEAVY AND SO GOOD. tw for annabeth not making it out of tarturus alive in this fic. PJO and Marvel/Shield mash up and honestly I'm just so down for badass Percy fics. Especially when we see him from another POV where he looks so scary but in his head he is the softest most traumatized boy. Percy is everything to me. Lol and I ship percabeth so hard so this was an outlier fic to me 😂 the blurb there is from the first story, I linked the whole series.
The One Where Nico Has 30 Boyfriends by a_million_stars
Pairing: Nico/Will
Fandom: PJO
“Seriously? Me and Lester?” Nico looked ready to kill him. “If you keep speaking to me I think I’m going to throw up.”
Or, a new friend from college desperately tries to figure out who Nico's secret boyfriend is. He messes up. A lot. If only Nico didn't have so many weirdly close friends from high school.
Just wholesome adorable cuteness with some outsider POV, which y'all should be able to tell I LOVE by now
Mortals, Meet Demigods by MaryaDmitrievnaLikesSundays
Pairing: Annabeth/Percy, Nico/Will
Fandom: PJO
Life isn’t easy for any teenager, but when you’re half-god, the word “easy” loses all meaning. Nine different mortals start to understand that.
Just cute wholesome outsider POV into the most precious of characters
Like Everything Glows by Annie_vi
Pairing: Jimin/Jungkook
Fandom: BTS
Jeon Jeongguk watches the sun rise and set on the water every day without wondering what may lie far beneath the surface. One nighttime walk along the beach upheaves his entire life, sending his human morals into a tailspin as he questions what his beliefs really are.
The first fic I read by Annie and still my favorite. I think about this story all the time lol. She is one of the very very few people I will read RPS fics from because her storytelling is just so immaculately beautiful. I love the way she writes. Truly. I need her to get published one day
@skygemspeaks retirement AU thread and every single fic it sparked inspiratiom for.
Seriously they linked TONS of them under their post and I read and obsessed over every single one and then went looking for more. Lmfao
Pairing: Yuuri/Victor
Fandom: Yuuri on Ice
Link to their Tumblr post:
Wrapping it up with @pekgna illustrated coffee shop AU that I'm so obsessed with.
Pairing: Shallan/Adolin/Kaladin
Fandom: Stormlight Archive
OT3 when Shallan and Adolin seduce Kaladin, their barista into becoming their boyfriend lol just perfection and adorable and the art is amazing!
Link to the start of the AU on Tumblr here:
Enjoy if you read them, let me know if you like them!!! And always feel free to give me fic recs as well especially if you want to send them to my side blog where I try to keep most of my conversations about books and fics now. My anon asks are on there. I've reblogged a few over there too. @moonofthesurvivor
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madtomedgar · 1 year
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director’s cut on the last chapter because it wasn’t super obvious. so uh. spoilers for erstwhile dear below i guess (don’t read this before chp 22, it’s a clarification of something that’s only hinted at)
nie huaisang absolutely did not die the way lan xichen describes. or. well. technically. he did. in the way that cql is technically a show where a guy and his friend team up to solve a problem. and while that’s not... untrue it is also in no way accurate and is extremely misleading. what i’m saying is you should not take honorable and noble zewu-jun’s word on what happened here. especially because he says he *does* know who scattered meng shi’s remains.
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hulijingemperor2 · 4 months
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Later in the evening, A-Yao, team dimple and Wen Qing made their journey to the cloud recesses.
Wen qing: so your chaos gang will go everywhere with you?
Yao: yup. And I love them for that. I wouldn't replace them with anyone else.
Wen qing: that's nice.
Yao: team dimple mean a lot to me
Wen qing: are they your harem members too?
Yao: yes they are. Along with the other sect leaders.
Wen qing: woww. You're in control I see.
Yao: always.
Wen qing: is it the dimples?
Yao: I don't really know. *laughing*
Wen qing: I have realised that one's bond with another depends on how they treat and respect each other.
Yao: that's so true.
That's the whole basis of my harem.
Wen qing: very healthy, Yao Huangdi.
Wen qing: *almost trips after coming off the caravan*
Yao: *supports her* be careful.
Wen qing: thanks.
Xue yang: look who's falling for Jiggybuns. Don't worry, we all do that spicy Qingqing.
Hop on the trend.
Wen qing: I'm not falling for anybody!
Xue yang: sexy divas can't fall for someone. Cuz they're too busy being hot.
Like look at Jiggy.
Wen qing: is there a day when you're not flirting.
Xue yang: when im sleeping?
Wen qing: *rolls eyes*
Xue yang: supermodel Jiggy and his supermodel business partner.
Yao: lol.
Wen qing: how am I a supermodel?
Xue yang: look in the mirror girlfriend.
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, is Lan qiren gonna stop us?
Yao: no yuyu. Why would he?
I can visit the cloud recesses as I please.
Lan Furen privileges remember.
Su she: those Lans better behave themselves or I'll behead them.
Wen qing: oh my goodness.
Yao: Minshan is my hard-core, savage henchman.
Wen qing: I see.
Yao: he means well.
Su she: yea only if they don't insult you.
Xue yang: I rather cut off their tongues but ok.
Wen qing: gosh, you still do that?! Xue yang!
Xue yang: i find it's fun. And it makes good tea.
Wen qing: you're insane.
Xue yang: but am I sexy? That's what matters the most.
Wen qing: get a life.
Xue yang: I want to have a life with you, Jiggy and about 8 children.
Wen qing: there's no way I'm making gremlin spawn with you.
Xue yang: Jigggyyyyyy. Jiggy how do you feel about mpreg.
Yao: *laughing* Chengmei.
Mo xuanyu: other woman. I mean Wen qing. I like your makeup.
Wen qing: why did you call me that?
Mo xuanyu: because I'm married to Yao gege and he's mine.
Wen qing: do you want  a piece of candy for that?
Mo xuanyu: *gasps*
Xue yang: I would like that piece of  candy.
Yao: guys, be nice.
Mo xuanyu: ok Yao gege.
Su she: yes Huangdi.
Xue yang: *kisses his dimple* definitely, Jiggylicious. Hehehehehe.
Wen qing: finally, someone who can tame gremlins.
Xue yang: *grinning*
Su she: yuyu literally greets people with, "hi I'm mo xuanyu and Yao gege is mine"
Mo xuanyu: it got to be said.
Wen qing: team dimple is weird. And I'm not going to snatch Huangdi away from you.
Yao: you'll get accustomed their possessiveness.
Wen qing: but they're funny as well.
They all then went through the gate, but some Lan sect members drew their Swords.
Lan sect members: Wen?!
Wen?!
What is a wen doing here.
And with the hulijing Huangdi.
Yao: Minshan.
Su she: *struck their Swords out of their hands with the energy from his guqin.
Yao: *raises brow*
Lan sect members: enter Huangdi.
Yea enter huangdi. Forgive us. And we know that you're married to our Zewu Jun.
Yao: lovely.
Xue yang: you got that right! This is Jiggy's marital home.
Mo xuanyu: he can bring whoever he likes!
Su she: no respect for huangdi.
Yao: *opens fan*
Wen qing: ( that was nice of him)
Yao: Ms Wen. Wen Ning might be around the Huanshi, or in the garden.
Wen qing: mn.
I kinda hate how wangxian have him as a third wheel.
Xue yang: maybe he likes being the third wheel.
Is it a fierce corpse thing? Because Songlan does the same.
Wen qing: what the hell did you do to Songlan again?!
Xue yang: put him in his place.....a little......with some.....resentful....energy. but he's fine! It's like depression. It comes and goes.
Wen qing: leave him alone dude. You put blinding powder in his eyes.
Xue yang: but xingxing gave him new ones. This ungrateful homewrecker attacked me in return.
Xue yang: but how did you know that I put blinding powder in his eyes??
Wen qing: because he came to me! And I had to heal him.
Xue yang: ugh why did you do that for!
You could have left him like that.
Wen qing: I'm dedicated to my patients, xue yang. You won't understand.
Xue yang: I'm a doctor too!
Wen qing: excuse me?
Xue yang: I'm a fierce corpse doctor.
Wen qing: is that even a thing.
Afterwards, while walking down the hall, the siblings caught a glimpse of each other.
Wen Ning: Jie?.....Jie!!!
Wen qing: A-ning!!!
Both: *running towards each other, then they hugged tightly*
Wen qing: *crying* A-ning! I missed you so much, A-Ning!!
Wen ning: I missed you too!
Wen qing: *cries more.*
Wen ning: Jie, please don't cry.
Wen qing: please! Let me!
Yao: lovely reunion.
Su she: certainly.
Xue yang: I never saw her cry before.
Mo xuanyu: I'm happy for the other woman. Yay!
Su she: *glaring at mxy*
Mo xuanyu: I'm very sorry.
Wen ning: *grabs her hands* jie, what happened to you? Where have you been? I thought I lost you!
Wen qing: come. Let's walk and talk.
Wen ning: mn.
Wen qing: A-ning. Born from my own ashes, rose from my own flame, I became a phoenix spirit. And not any ordinary phoenix spirit, but their empress.
I can cultivate with fire, whereas I have healing and regenerative powers. Also my people have the same. They choose peace and medicinal practice over war.
Wen ning: that's amazing. That's so amazing! *touches face* I'm so happy for you!!! You were always extraordinary.
Wen qing: because you're my inspiration!
Wen ning: me?
Wen qing: mhm.
Now where's that problematic master of yours?
Wen ning: must be around.
Xue yang: maybe being railed by Lan zhan.
I'm gonna question him.
Mo xuanyu: he's not Yao gege so that's not my problem.
Su she: all these Lans are shameless. Just shameless.
Wen ning: greetings lianfang zun, Huangdi.
Yao: Gui jiangjun, hi. *smile*
Wen ning: thanks for bringing my jiejie to me.
Yao: I didn't.
She actually came to me.
Also we have become business partners. For now, Ms Wen will stay in Jing Manor for a few weeks.
Wen ning: great.
Jie, it looks Yao Huangdi takes good care of you.
Wen qing: yep. He's a gentleman alright.
Wei wuxian: *walking out of the Huanshi with Lan zhan* wen ning, have you seen that whip?
Wen qing: whip for what?!
Wuxian: *screaming* ahhhhhhhhhh. WEN QING!!!! LAN ZHAN! SAVE ME!
Wen qing: you can't hide from me.
Wuxian: girl I missed you!
But I don't miss your needles.
Wen qing: darn it. I was just about to stick them into you.
Xue yang: *clapping* the scary yiling patriarch who eats human flesh is afraid of a little needle.
Wuxian: what the hell are you doing here.
Xue yang: not only you own the cloud recesses, but Jiggy too.
I accompanied Jiggybun.
Wuxian: lianfang zun!
Yao: wei Gongzi.
Aren't our Lans lovely, giving us the cloud recesses.
Wuxian: hell yea.
Isn't that right, Lan zhan?
Lan zhan: mn. Wei ying's cloud recesses.
Yao: awwwwwww. My Huanhuan says the same.
Wuxian: all Lans are alike.
Lan zhan: Su she.
Su she: glad you remember my name. Took you a while.
Lan zhan: you're not welcomed in the cloud recesses.
Su she: I could go wherever I want. Icy ass Lan.
Lan zhan: you are nothing in my--
Yao: bullying is against the rules, Hanguang Jun. *smiling*
Wuxian: Lan zhan gets agitated whenever he sees Su she's face. Sorry.
Yao: and looking at his poker face in the mirror each morning doesn't agitate him a bit?
Sorry.
Team d: *laughing*
Wuxian: gosh, that burnt.
I....I respect you, lianfang zun.
As a fellow Lan binding bro.
Yao: delightful.
Forgive me for my savageness, Hanguang Jun.
Lan zhan: *offended* mn. Ok. Since you're my brother-in-law.
Wen qing: what have you been up to, farmer Wei.
Mo xuanyu: lol!
Wuxian: just enjoying my husband.
Wen qing: ohhhh.
Wuxian: and what about you.
Wen qing: queening.
Wuxian: *clapping* as you should.
Wen qing: I'm a phoenix spirit now. So.
Wuxian: wow.
Where's Sizhui?! He'll be happy to see you!
Wen qing: does he remember me?
Wuxian: yea he got back his memory. Otherwise I'll make him remember.
Wen qing: he spent too much time with you and your poor memory.
Wuxian: hey! It's not my fault!
Wen qing: A-ning, was Wei wuxian troubling you?
Wen ning: not at all, Jie. *smile*
Wen qing: he's saved! For now.
Wuxian: pfft....I never trouble him.
Wen ning: Jie, do you want some tea? I'll make some for you?
Wen qing: I would love that! Thank you.
Yao: lost your whip, have you?
Wuxian: how did you know?!!
Yao: because I'm lianfang zun. I remembered that was the first thing you said.
Wuxian: quite gifted.
Yao: thank you, Wei Gongzi.
Have you tried guqin strings on your Lan?
Wuxian: no???
Yao: want some?
Wuxian: hell yes. Should I give you something in return.
Yao: mn. Give me some incense from that incense burner.
Wuxian: *gasps* Jin guangyao!! You mischievous little Lan simp!
Yao: I don't simp for anyone. They simp for me.
Wuxian: ahh, love that.
I'll get you some of the incense. But it makes the lans horny, by the way.
Yao: that's what I want. *joking* To drug xichen.
Wuxian: *cracking up* drug xichen??!! you're hilarious!!!!
Yao: gotta love my wicked humor.
Wuxian: I know right.
Yao: does it work on nies?
Wuxian: I'm not sure.
Yao: one way to find out.
Wuxian: lianfang zun, don't you think your collection of turmoil is enough.
Yao: sometimes he gets immune to it. I don't know why.
Wuxian: I think he loves it.
Yao: huh. You have a point.
Wuxian: lianfang zun. I'm happy that Wen qing is back. You know  she's my ride or die.
Yao: hmm, I'm also happy. And she has become so successful.
Wuxian: and I'm glad to see Wen ning this happy as well.
They are really close.
Sizhui: aunt Wen!!!
Wen qing: A-Yuan! *hugs* you got so big! Omg!
This Wei wuxian planted you well!
Sizhui: yea. He got a green thumb.
Wen qing: finally he has mended his idiotic ways.
Sizhui: aunt Wen. I'm so glad you're back.
So you're like a phoenix spirit now?
Wen qing: yep.
*tells him everything*
Sizhui: ohhh.
Then what about the wen remnants?
Wen qing: some became phoenix spirits too. Then some had reincarnated, and maybe some are still in hiding while trying to cultivate a core.
Sizhui: ok good. Uncle Ning and I were trying to find them.
I desire to he a Wen sect leader for them.
I was always inspired by how Wei qianbe protected them. You know. Those were the happiest times.
Wen qing: *smile* may you succeed, little radish. You're capable of everything and anything!
And your aunt and uncle are here, right.
Sizhui: thank you.
~~~~~
Later on, when they left for Jingjing ~
Wen Qing: Yao Huangdi.
Sorry, and thank you.
Yao: for?
Wen Qing: sorry for troubling you and thank you for coming with me to see A-Ning and A-Yuan.
Yao: no you didn't trouble me. And, it was a great pleasure to assist you.
Wen Qing: aw. Yao huangdi, you're truly charming.
Yao: it's truly great that you reunited with your family.
Wen Qing: certainly. *smile* how should I repay you?
Yao: you don't need to.
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Entering, Xuan Huangdi, emperor of peacock spirits!
Greetings Huangdi.
Greetings Huangdi.
Zixuan: *entering with his attendants, who had platters of various gifts*
Su she: greetings Xuan Huangdi.
Xue yang: ayo peacock. How's it been. *shakes hand*
Zixuan: *laughing daintily* I'm fine.
Mo xuanyu: xuan gege!
Yao: Zish!
Zixuan: heyy! I missed you two! *hugs*
Yao: same.
Zixuan: now where's my nephew.
I brought gifts for him.
Rusong: Da shushu!
(Zixuan is Rusong's Da shushu and mo xuanyu is fav xiao shushu ♡)
Zixuan: *hugs him tightly* Song'er! Darling, you have grown so much!
Xue yang: this diva, Rusong is so lucky.
Su she: yea. To have two Huangdis as his relatives.
I'm happy that our Song'er is set for life
Mo xuanyu: he grew up so fast. *sniffles*
Xue yang: our gorgeous supermodel Jiggy grew up fast too.
Su she: I know right. Lol.
Mo xuanyu: him and A-ling are the gems of their generation. And we love them a lot. Whatever they ask, we'll give them.
Take it from me, as I'm their shushu.
Su she: aww.
Xue yang: so you're the one turning then into divas.
Mo xuanyu: it's a genetic trait.
Zixuan: I bought some expensive gifts for you A-Song.
Tell me which ones you like and which ones you dislike.
Rusong: thank you very much.
Yao: Zish, our adorable A-Song has this thing called Dianxia approval.
Zixuan: *laughing* awww that's so cute. Would Dianxia approve of these gifts.
Rusong: of course. I could never refuse my Da shushu.
Su she: we're all so happy here.
Xue yang: because the hooligan of Nie is tamed.
Su she: lol!
Mo xuanyu: I hope we stay happy like this.
Xue yang: yea. Even though our happiness comes with the price of encountering three divas.
Su she: never too much divas.
Xue yang: is Qin su a diva?
Su she: *blush*
No. Well maybe she is, just like Huangdi.
Xue yang: awwwww look at his blushing face.
Now that's enough. Let's see what a diva and a diva is going to tell a fellow diva.
Su she: *rolls eyes*
Mo xuanyu: stop teasing them.
Meanwhile....
Rusong: mmm, I don't like this colour.
Zixuan: don't worry, shushu has got this.
My nephew doesn't like that colour! Move it out! And maybe burn it.
Yes Huangdi.
Yao: *caressing Rusong's face* isn't our little Dianxia adorable.
Zixuan: Song'er, do you love your gifts?
Rusong: of course! I love everything, Da shushu. Thanks again.
Zixuan: sweet.
Xue yang: can I take a break from divas.
Su she: we can run but can't hide.
Hauisang: *running in* San ge! San ge!
*abruptly stopped when he saw Zixuan*
Zixuan: *glaring at him, as if he had interrupted something*
Huaisang: *gulps* Xuan Huangdi.
Yao: huaisang, why are you running?
Huaisang: I was coming to ask if you wanted any refreshments. Whew! I'm out of shape. Dage was right.
Zixuan: aww, I'm so pleased.
Yao: lovely huaisang, we do have a guest.
You can get it after you catch your breath.
Huaisang: yea yea.
Zixuan: I'm so glad you are behaving. Is he, team dimple.
Xue yang: yup.
Su she: for now.
Mo xuanyu: rest assured, Xuan gege.
Huaisang: how did you get them to answer you so nicely. They argue with  anyone who's not San ge.
Huaisang: they even argue with peaceful zewu Jun.
Zixuan: I used some gege magic, I guess.
Yao: yeaa!!
Su she: maybe because Xuan Huangdi isn't a scheming little power hungry, NSFW and paperfan collecting twink.
*breathes*
Yao: Shanshan, do your breathing exercises.
Su she: yea Huangdi. Didn't do it for a while.
Xue yang: we like what Jiggy likes. That's one of the team dimple mottos.
Huaisang: what's the first?
Xue yang: just, Jiggy is smokin hot. Protect him at all costs.
Zixuan: haha.
Zixuan: anyways I heard that he kidnapped our Song'er. Is that true?
Su she: yes.
Zixuan: he's mad! He should stay 12 meters away from Song'er.
Yao: definitely Zish, but he's rectifying his mistake.
Huaisang: yes, Zish. I am. *cries* let go of your grudge!!!
Zixuan: I'll have my eyes on you.
Oh Song'er.
Yao: poor baby.
Rusong: I'm fine, don't worry.
Xue yang to Huaisang: you just have to live with them, lol.
Hauisang: I thought that I was dramatic.
Huaisang: Huangdi and Huangdi, he wanted to destroy my dungeon.
Yao: it's called renovation.
Zixuan: maybe Song'er thought that it was ugly.
Rusong: *laughing mischievously*
Uncle Sang, at least your tea wasn't stale.
Huaisang: good.
Zixuan: oh good then. He can make tea. I thought that I was going to die today.
Huaisang: why?
Yao: Zish is allergic to things that doesn't taste good.
Mo xuanyu: that's a whole mood.
Yao: speaking of which. Are you going to get us refreshments?
Hauisang: right. I'll be right back!
~~~
~~~ an hour after taking refreshments.~
Yao and Zixuan: *sitting and fanning themselves*
Yao: guangshan sent a letter to us.
Zixuan: why?
Yao: I don't really know. He's so annoying. Lol.
Zixuan: let me see.
Yi: here you go, Xuan Huangdi. 
Yao: I haven't read it yet, as I was waiting for you to arrive.
And he agrivates my migraine.
Zixuan: lol, Yaoyao. *opens letter*
Yao: *sarcasm* oh look. His penmanship haven't improved. How lovely.
Zixuan: is that how someone would format a letter? Was he drunk.
Yao: is he ever sober?
Look at his spelling.
Zixuan: lol.
~~ letter~~
          ZiShuan and Guannao. I don't hav ani mony 4 u. So don't even tink of colecting rent.
U guys can do w/out mony for 4 monts right? You're 'emprors' right. Empror it out yourselves.
Well Zixun hasn't fully re covered and staff is bak so I don't have to clean.
                     ~ Jgs.
(*jgs actually has the money, but he wants to keep it to himself and not pay his dear landlords)
Yao: he always has some kind of problem, doesn't he!
Zixuan: Yaoyao, we'll deal with him.
Yao: I think we need a lawyer to intimidate him. What do you think?
Zixuan: brilliant idea.
But who.
Huaisang: *wiping a vase*
Yao: Huaisang.
Zixuan: yes.
Huaisang: me, your lawyer? Haha
Zixuan: I'm also surprised.
Yao: you only take up space in the palace. You should get a job.
Huaisang: I ran errands for you, San ge. That's a job.
An unpaid one, but.
Yao: you do get paid. But the money goes towards Qinghe, the unclean realm and Dage.
Huaisang: *sobs* what about meee.
Yao: you complain too much.
Huaisang: you!
Yao: are you gonna help us or not
Hauisang: I don't know anything, guys.
Zixuan: I know.
Huaisang: now how can I possibly be an imperial lawyer
Yao: well you're cunning. Scheming.
Zixuan: can take bribe.
Huaisang: I don't take bribe, Huangdi!
Yao: I'll buy you a new fan.
Huaisang: really?!
......oh. now I see it.
But that's not the point!
Why don't you let your team dimple do it!
Yao: I want to protect A-Yu from that guy. Xue yang will resort to violence, and Minshan is busy fixing an array for me.
Huaisang: what about Lan lips??
Yao: it's against the Lan rules.
Zixuan: don't oppose Huangdi, Huaisang.
Yao: I'll get you two expensive fans.
Huaisang: then I'll be your lawyer, San ge and Xuan Huangdi.
~
Lanling 📍
Yao: we're back!
Zixuan: did you miss us?!!
Huaisang: Jin guangshan.
Jgs: oh no. Is this another child of mine too?! Look child, I don't have any money to give you!
Zixuan: he's Huaisang, relax.
He's not your son.
Jgs: whew!
Huaisang: it would have been so cool if I was in the Jin sect. I would be able to buy millions of fans.
Jgs: now why are you three here!?
Yao: well. As we're kind landlords.
Zixuan: we want to help you pay the rent!
Yao: *twirling with Zixuan* aren't we amazing!
Jgs: you two are headaches.
Now how are you going to help me pay the rent.
Zixuan: oh poor poor you.
Yao: we're emperors. We can do anything.
Now all you have to do is be our personal attendant for a while.
Zixuan: and we'll pay you! 500 000 taels!
That will go towards rent.
Jgs: what about food!
Huaisang: I'm pretty sure that the emperors had provided food for you! Old, ungrateful man!
Jgs: who the heck are you to talk to me like that!
Huaisang: the lawyer and escort of the emperors.
Yao: yea! Huaisang is our lawyer.
Jgs: I want a lawyer.
Zixun!!!!!
Zixun: *in the distance* I'm still recovering.
Jgs: dangit!
Huaisang: what do you guys give him to eat?
Yao: rice and beans, and bitter tea.
Zixuan: and a piece of rock sugar for dessert.
Jgs: *scoffs* you call that dessert.
Yao: can you be grateful?
Huaisang: guangshit, I advise you to take their help.
Xuan Huangdi can put you prison, and Yao Huangdi can attack you with guqin strings and hensheng.
Jgs: I'm not afraid of them!!!
Zixuan: fine then. Someone lock him up.
Yes Huangdi!!
Jgs: no no no no no. Zixuan darling, let's talk about this.
Yao: *reaching for hensheng, which was wrapped around his arm and hidden in his sleeves.*
Jgs: *sweating* Yao. Put away hensheng. 
Yao: you're no fun.
Jgs: fine, I'll be the attendant of you both.
Zixuan: marvelous.
Yao: excellent.
Jgs: ughh.
Yao: good doing business with you.
I'll shake your hand. Huaisang, shake his hand for me.
Huaisang: mn.
Huaisang: now sign the contract.
Jgs: what contract.
Huaisang: it states that you should do everything the emperors command without question.
Jgs: that's cr*p
Yao: well you will know how it felt when I had to obey yout stupid demands.
Huaisang: I'm not done reading the contract!
If you fail and upset them, then you won't get paid.
And calling them Huangdi or boss is included.
Jgs: why?
Huaisang: to learn some respect.
Huaisang: and.
Jgs: andd??!!!
Huaisang: you must not harm team dimple.
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Because it's like harming the emperor. And you'll be penalized.
Jgs: I'm not signing anything!
Yao: don't let me forge your signature.
I have done it before.
Jgs: what? When?!!
Yao: To develop health care in Lanling, to approve of Chengmei being a Jin apprentice and many other things that benefit Lanling Jin today.
Jgs: your photographic memory is a curse to me!
Yao: thank you so much.
So should I sign, or ?
Jgs: give me the brush.
Yao: good old man.
Jgs: *signs* now get out.
Zixuan: certainly!
Yao:  tata. Work starts tomorrow.
Zixuan: we'll send the uniform for you later ok.
Jgs: what uniform?!!!
Yao: you'll see. Don't ruin the surprise.
Zixuan: it's protocol. You'll understand when you get it! Bye bye bye. We're late.
Huaisang: the emperors are late, guangshit.
Jgs: for what?
Huaisang: their manicure and then state affairs. Whatever emperors do, I don't know.
You won't understand.
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The secret of Team Dimple. ~ part 1.
Within A-yao's harem, him and xichen had been dating for a long while, but he hasen't told his er ge a personal, and somewhat supernatural secret yet. Despite being able to converse about anything due to their closeness, Jin guangyao was still waiting for the right day and time. But what was this secret?!
What is this thing that he's hiding from him? And it's not only Yao, but his besties too.
Jin guangyao is a huli jing, fox spirit~ werefox~~ whatever you may refer it as. This makes his cultivation energy higher, his fighting skills more profound and his Instincts more sharp. Like supernaturally sharp. He can detect things from miles away~ due to scent.
In addition, huli jings can also poison or put people on trances, or make them lose their memory, but A-Yao doesn't use it, well not yet. He might do it on enemies.
And as for his intellectual capacity. His mind is working faster than ever!
Xichen: *meeting him in Lanling, Jinlintai* A-Yao.
Yao: er ge!
Xichen wraps his arms around him, and gives him a kiss. Then Yao quickly tippy toed, and gave Xichen a kiss on his nose.
Yao: Welcome to Jinlintai once again, er ge.
Xichen: thank you. How are you, A-Yao? *caressing his chin*
Yao: *smile* fine for now. But work is hectic as always.
Xichen: I see.
You're truly hardworking, A-Yao.
But don't forget to rest.
Yao: sure. Whatever my er ge says. *smiles and bows*
Xichen: *catches his bow*
Yao: *blush* let's sit and chat, next to the peonies? Or in my room?
Xichen: amongst the peonies is fine. Maybe I can pick some for you.
Yao: *blushing* er ge!
Both: *sitting near a hedge of yellow peonies that were fully bloomed.
Xichen: *adorning him with flowers* A-Yao, it's good that Wangji didn't come today, because this would be awkward.
Yao: does he know that we're dating?
Xichen: yea, but I get shy around you when he's here. Like I wouldn't know what to say.
Yao: aww. How surpising, that the great Zewu Jun is shy to speak to me when others are around.
Xichen: *blushing* it happens.
Yao: *kisses his blushing face*
Xichen: A-Yao, Wangji is busy, as Wei Gongzi's birthday is coming up.
Yao: ah yes. He's in the cloud recesses, with about five chickens and four ducks.
Ah, and emperor's smile.
Xichen: hey how did you know?
Yao: Instincts.
Xichen: do it again.
Yao: well Wei Gongzi is trying to wake up from a hangover, sect leader Jiang is quarreling again. And A-Ling has just gotten bruised on a night hunt with friends.
Oh poor A-ling.
Xichen: this ability is so cool. You're really gifted.
Yao: thank you.
*turning to a peripheral sect member* can you get the clan physician, please? I would appreciate it.
X: sure Zongzhu. Are you sick?
Yao: no. It's for A-Ling.
You know he must of injured himself.
X: you're very very generous, Zongzhu.
Xichen: A-Yao. What's this chew mark on your fan?
Yao: oh that?! Er ge, that's an old mark! A-Ling used to chew on my fans when he was little.
It's true that Jinling would chew on Yao's fan during his early childhood, but these chew marks belonged to Yao.
When he becomes a full fox, he likes to relax while chewing on a fan.
Yao: sometimes he would fall asleep on my lap, with my fan in his mouth.
Xichen: aww that's really adorable.
You're a great xiao shushu, showing love to your nephew.
Yao: yea, er ge.
On the other side, a Misty spell master was partaking in his leisure of messing with Nie huaisang. Su Minshan can teleport wherever he likes, and he would disappear within a split second.   He also has spiritual phantom abilities.
Not to mention that he can also play distorted music!
Su she: *tying Nie huaisang up with a cloth* 
Nie huaisang: are you satisfied?! Now get lost and stop haunting me!
Su she: shhh. I'm not done with my daily run yet.
Nie huaisang: why do you like to mess with me?
Su she: because you're the only one to mess with *grin* and you look nice tied up like this.
*picks up a couple of nhs's fans*
Nie huaisang: don't touch that! Put them down! You fake Lan!
Su she: are there any fans with softer material! That can be chewed on?
Nie huaisang: what?! Why do you need to chew on a fan!
Su she: it's a metaphor, idiot! I was talking about the quality.
Nie huaisang: just leave my fans alone!
Su she: *dissappears with the fan*
Got to go back to the teahouse.
* the teahouse is an abandoned mansion, owned by Yao, who purchased the land that it was built on. It serves as a team dimple secret hideout, where they can act like the gremlins they are.
Nie huaisang: heyy!
Aren't you going to untie me!!
Nie huaisang: Dage! I'm being haunted again.
Can anyone help mee.
This Su she had also ransacked my room.
But........
What teahouse is he talking about?
~~~
📍at the teahouse~~
*mo xuanyu and xue yang, play fighting*
Xue yang: *pushes mo xuanyu against a post.
Mo xuanyu: agh. *runs and puts him in a chokehold.
Xue yang: *smiling while showing off his fangs* I like this kinda thing. But I'm afraid that this young vampire prince is too weak.
Mo xunayu: *kicks him away* and you're too old!
Xue yang: how dare you!
Mo xuanyu: I guess the old vampire prince should do a facial.
Xue yang: I do, xuanyu! With blood.
You don't know anything about me!.
Xue yang: wait, did you just call me old?!
Mo xuanyu: yes. Because you're old.
Xue yang: *bites him on his shoulder*
Mo xuanyu: *bites him on his arm*
We're even!
Xue yang: that's unfair!
You're my chew toy. Not the other way around!
*starting to wrestle*
Xue yang: xuanyu your blood tastes weird, what did you eat?
Mo xuanyu: just some roasted pork.
Xue yang: ugh. That person wasn't a good cook btw.
Mo  xuanyu: I cooked it.
Xue yang: you aren't a good cook.
Mo xuanyu: *rolls eyes*
Su she: *enters* guys I'm back.
Oh gosh they're fighting again.
Lemme wet them real quick.
*wets*
Xue yang: *hiss*
Mo xuanyu: Su she!
Su she: I'm back.
Xue yang: so! Did you bring any candy?
Su she: no.
Xue yang: then go back and get some.
Su she: I just got here, xue yang.
Xue yang: so?
Xue yang: where's Jiggybun!
Su she: maybe talking to that Lan.
Xue yang: as always.
Su she: I don't like how he keeps taking up my Zongzhu's time.
Xue yang: oooo. Is the mighty Ghostface knight jealous of a Lan, for the second time. Omg! *laughing*
Su she: shut up xue yang.
Xue yang: when you're not jealous, then I'll shut up.
* Su she is still a sect leader, yet supernaturally he chose knighthood, to be in service to Jin guangyao.
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege arrive soon.
I also miss him.
Xue yang: I just want to take his candy. And get attention.
Su she: is there a time when you don't do that.
Yao: *sneaks up behind xue yang, and wrapped a guqin string around his neck*
Xue yang: where did you come from?!
Yao: *smile* bullying my ghosty knight? And ramping with A-yu?
Su she and mo xuanyu: *astonished*
Bixia! (your highness)
Yao gege!!
Xue yang: Jiggybun. How hot of you.
Yao: *pulls strings*
Xue yang: *grinning*
Xue yang: now tell me. How did foxy get in?
I didn't hear the front door open.
Yao: there was a little space between the floorboards and the wall. So I went through there.
You can praise my skill later. *laugh*
Su she: *clapping* so talented and flexible!!
Mo xuanyu: that's so cool.
He moved so stealthily.
Xue yang: *escapes his grip, turns around amd bites him on his neck*
(T/n. You can't turn a huli jing or any other supernatural being into a vampire by biting)
Yao: *let's out a little scream*
*makes his fox ears and tail appear*
Su she: looks like the huli jing emperor is going to seek revenge on you.
Mo xuanyu: or maybe Zewu Jun.
Yao: *bites him back on his neck*
Xue yang: aaggh!! now I know where xuanyu got it from.
Jiggybun, your canines are sharp!
Yao: those fangs of yours are also sharp, Chengmei. Also, I wanted to get the pleasure in biting you.
Xue yang: aww. I'm flattered.
Yao: anyways. Here's your candy.
Xue yang: ah, how generous of the fox emperor.
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, have a seat. And I'll make you some tea.
Yao: that would be lovely. *smiles, then took a seat.
So what mischief did you guys do when I was gone?
Su she: I was haunting nie huaisang.
Bixia look, I brought a fan for you to chew on.
Yao: *grinning excitedly* oh Shanshan. How thoughtful.
Excellent, my Ghostface knight.
Xue yang: why don't you chew on an animal corpse of something?
Yao: no no, I rather fans and pendants instead.
Xue yang: pampered diva.
Su she: he's an emperor, what do you expect.
Xue yang: Jiggy. I strangled a chicken. And sucked it's blood.
Yao: lol you did what?!!
Xue yang: yea Jiggy. I just grabbed a hold of his neck and told him to shut up.
Su she: is xuanyu the chicken?
Xue yang: nooo. It's a real chicken. I broke into someone's chicken pen.
You should have seen when I smacked that chicken in the face!
(Since they're half vampire half cultivator, the sun doesn't bother them as much~ also they have a sunscreen talisman)
Yao: oh Chengmei! Your antics. *laugh*
Mo xuanyu: your tea *smiles*
Yao: so sweet. Thank you, A-Yu.
Mo xuanyu: I didn't go out much, because I was revising demonic cultivation.
Yao: oh nice.
Xue yang: what did you tell Lan lips, Jiggybun. Did you kiss him? Did you bite him?
Yao: *laughs* we were just hanging out, Chengmei.
Xue yang: did you tell him that you're a sexy huli jing yet?
Yao: no.
I'm waiting on the right time.
Xue yang: I can tell him for you. I'll march up to him and say, Lan lips, the Jiggy is not the Jiggy you see him as. He's a very hot and powerful huli jing. Who's also an emperor! Now clean his room, peasant!
Yao: oh please don't.
Su she: but you can call him a peasant. I don't mind.
Yao: er ge is a respected cultivator. Don't call him that lol.
Xue yang: keep taking up for your er ge.
Su she: he put Bixia under a trance, lol.
Xue yang: with those Lan lips.
Mo xuanyu: Lan lips cultivation.
Yao: what do you three have with er ge?
Xue yang: it's the simp club code.
Mo xuanyu: to stop fighting over Yao gege and share him.
Su she: so we decided to exclude the Lan.
Mo xuanyu: Jiang.
Xue yang: and the Nie. However meaty and buff he is!
Yao: *shakes his head* oh goodness. This harem of mine.
Xue yang: we're the original team dimple, Jiggybuns.
Yao: I hear you.
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To be continued.
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mdzs-headcannons · 3 years
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Another hear me out: LXC's female s/o has to deal with criticisms about her relationship with him because she was from a minor sect/clan but after a banquet where Jin Guangshan emphasizes the inferiority of her status, LXC, like the gentleman he is, stands up for her (and may or may not have caused a Lan Qiren to have a qi-deviation because politics and shit) hahah maybe a private convo afterwards where he tells her something along the lines of "i love you in every sense of the word" (i'm in a sappy mood wtf)
Oh. My. God. Oh my GOOOOOOOD!! Yes! He would, he so would! God I love writing sappy stuff, especially if it comes right after angsty stuff!
Lan Xichen standing up for his S/O like a Proper Gentleman!
Lan Xichen is, in general, a very peaceful man. He is calm, genial, kind, and always greets people with a smile that never seems forced. All in all, a good man. A peaceful man.
That man is not here right now.
Lan Xichen can bear many things. The weight of his responsibilities, the burdens of his sect, the struggles of being a public figure under scrutiny. He can bear these things, he was raised to do so, as he has been raised to bear many things with a smile.
This is not one of those things.
While his smile is a veneer of calm, under the table, his hands are shaking. How dare they? How DARE they? His partner sits at his side, her head bowed and her hair covering her face as Jin Guangshan unsubtly goes on about how he is loathe to serve her, given she is from a clan of cultivators only twenty in number, with little wealth or influence to raise their names. How he finds her unworthy to grace Koi Tower.
Lan Xichen is usually a peaceful man. But here, now... he is angry beyond words. The more the Jin sect leader speaks, the greater his desire to silence him by magic, or- more satisfyingly- by physical force.
Even kind, peaceful men like Lan Xichen have limits.
Another moment, and his patience runs dry. He stands in one fluid movement, the white of his robes drawing eyes from all over the room as he challenges the Chief Cultivator with a barely concealed glare. “Excuse me, but do you think I do not have the sense to find a worthy match for myself, Sect Leader Jin?”
He can see his uncle stiffen at the table next to his as Jin Guangshan tries to manipulate the conversation. Lan Xichen, rather rudely, interrupts.
“Are you implying that we are not equal? Or do you mean to imply that I, and subsequently the Lan Sect, are not fit to join you here?”
“Of course it is an honor to host you, but... She is of no circumstance, Zewu-Jun,” the older man attempts to placate. “She has no place here. She’s the daughter of a commoner. And we all know how that worked out for your father.”
Oh. Oh no, he did NOT.
Lan Xichen steels his heart and drops his ever-present smile. “Bold words coming from a man with no shame. At the very least, ignoring her many talents and merits, she is still honest and loyal, which is a far cry more than can be said of you, Chief Cultivator.”
Jin Guangshan can’t even deny it, on the arms of his dais sit no less than three women for hire, plain as day! But few ever have the nerve to call him on it. There is a murmur through the crowd, as the gossip wheel begins to turn, but Lan Xichen is not finished yet. “In the interest of our alliances, which we have fought so hard to build, I must insist that you treat her and the rest of my sect with respect, or you will not treat with us at all.”
And for once, the cultivation world experiences what it is like to receive the brunt of Zewu-Jun’s displeasure. Apologies are quickly made, although he can tell the other leader is still offended when A-Yao feels the need to step forward and expound on the brief and clipped expression of “regret”.
...
“You did not have to do that,” she tells him later, when they are alone. “He is right. I am of no circumstance.”
“Then we are fortunate that I do not seek circumstance,” Lan Xichen answers simply. “I chose you for who you are, not what you could give to me. And I won’t stand by and let others speak of you in such a manner.”
“Truly?”
“I love you, my heart. In every sense of the word. And I should like to be so bold as to think you feel the same. That’s all that matters to me.”
She takes his hand and smiles, and they go for a turn around the gardens, uncaring for the drama of the banquet wrapping up inside.
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lanwangjisnow · 3 years
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Lan Wangji x gn reader
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It was a test day for disciples at Gusu. Lan Xichen was individually evaluating his students flute playing skills . It was a huge relief for you when Lan Xichen commented your skills were in a good state excluding few mistakes, after you were nervously playing a tune he had taught in front of him. He was explaning what could be done to fix those missing points but then Lan Wangji entered.
He stood near the door until his brother gave permission.
“Wangji, come in “
Lan Wangji walked in put a book on a table and turned away .
“Wangji, are you going out?” Zewu-Jun asked
“ Mn”
“ Do you have someone to go with you?”
“ No” Lan Wangji bowed and left.
Lan Xichen sighed. You wanted to ask him if his brother does not have any friend at all but you were too shy and you didn’t . However, Lan Xichen noticed a little sadness in your eyes.
“Y/N is something not right?”
“No….. Is he…. always alone?” yes, you did it. Finally mumbled it.
“My brother? Yes” Zewu-Jun smiled bitterly.
Next day, one of Lan Wangji’s least favorites happened. Lan Xichen assigned group work and put everyone into groups of four. It was a quite surprise that you were selected to Lan Wangji’s team. Exactly, you loved to be on your secret crush’s team but never expected it would ever happen. Each group had to bind some single manuscripts into a book.
Lan Wangji disapproved noisy teammates except you. He had never noticed you until then. He appreciated your quietness. However, you were silent because you were nervous. Lan Wangji did most part of the work while two loud disciples were chatting. Eventually, you wanted to draw a nice pattern on the cover. You had one day seen Lan Wangji was looking at rabbit lanterns dearly and thought he would love rabbits
BUT when you were drawing rabbits on the cover other teammates laughed.
“Seriously, rabbits?” they chuckled.
You looked at Lan Wangji. However, he was paying attention to your work and seemed pleased. He frowned at those two who were laughing and they immediately shut their mouths. The work was submitted soon and group was dismissed. You felt so sad thinking it could be the only moment you spent close to Lan Wangji until you found it was wrong. Ever since you were in his group, he shared couple of words with you here and there. It was not much but you were so glad.
Another day at Lan Qiren’s class he had to pair up students for night hunt. He asked two more students who they wanted to paired up with before it was Lan Wangji’s turn. Lan Qiren asked Lan Wangji to choose a partner but he did not expect more than an answer from his nephew like “anyone is fine” or “I have no one on my mind”,
Lan Wangji stood up and unwillingly looked around while you were wishing him to pick you but will he? He would never pick you because you were nobody to him. However, he pointed you. You startled. Were you dreaming? Could he be showing someone behind you? You turned back. Students; especially females were frowning you. You were still doubtful if it was you he wanted as the partner.
“Y/N” Lan Wangji said feeling your tension.
Yes, that was your name, so it was really you. However, this was just a beginning. During the night hunt, Lan Wangji and you got to know each other better. After that Lan Xichen could easily detect how his cold brother enjoys your company and he and Lan Qiren both thought new connections would be helpful to Lan Wangji to forget past sorrows. You became Lan Wangji’s companion until one day when you two were sitting with Lan Wangji under a tree, Su She passed by saying “Lovers” insultingly.
Your eyes widened and Lan Wangji sent a death glance at Su She before he walked away but then turned to you and asked “ What if it’s true? “
“Huh” you gasped but Lan Wangji smiled. Yes, he smiled and crashed his lips against you instantly.
Pulling off slowly “Shall we do it again?” Lan Wangji asked all the time staring at you.
You felt like you were floating in midair and looked down as you were blushing. Finally, you mumbled “ yes” and Lan Wangi pulled you to him and kissed you. When you had no idea about this, Lan Wangji had been waited for this moment since months, and toady was the day he had actually made his dream come true.
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❤️The One-Body Problem by metisket
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❤️The One-Body Problem
by metisket
T, 29k, lan jingyi & wei wuxian, wangxian
[PODFIC] The One-Body Problem by SeaNoodle
Summary:  The good news is that Lan Jingyi has found a mentor, friend, and constant companion through the difficulties in life.
The bad news is that that’s because he’s been accidentally possessed by the Yiling Patriarch.
My comments:  ohmygod ohmygawd, I spent too much of this story just... laughing out loud and disturbing my cat and my husband. It's a HOOT. the combo of Jingyi and wwx (self-acclaimed shit-stirrers) is just pure effervescence. Of course, there's tons of tragedy, as a matter of fact, ljy gets all of wwx's horrific, tragic life second-hand and spends a good bit of time crying because SAD and it just makes him more determined to make him happy. But. His brain-roommate is dead, so hooking him up with lwj is right out.
They're just, an adorable team and Sizhui goes with it, and it's a partnership ljy is honestly happy to have last forever, but maybe a year is all he'll get....
This is such a favorite. I love it to bits: Lan Jingyi and Wei Wuxian, two of my favorite people.
Excerpt 1:  When Jingyi sleeps, so does the Yiling Patriarch, because apparently they really are sharing Jingyi’s brain in some weird way. That freaks the Yiling Patriarch out, but Jingyi’s not unreasonably tired or headachy or anything, so he decides not to be bothered.
The Yiling Patriarch can also do that “nap” thing, where he blips out totally for a while—though he has to be awake to do it, which seems weird. He says it’s like he’s hiding in a cabinet in Jingyi’s mind. Jingyi didn’t know he had cabinets in his mind. He’s learning all sorts of stuff lately.
…Theoretically he could shove the Yiling Patriarch into the cabinet himself, but he thinks that thought very quietly, and doesn’t plan to do it ever. So far the Yiling Patriarch’s been a very pleasant brain guest. Unless he loses it and goes on an unprovoked murder rampage, Jingyi has no intention of sending him to brain prison.
All things considered, it could be much worse. Like, what if the Yiling Patriarch really was the way he’s painted in class? Man, Jingyi’s body would be a puppet and he’d just be floating in jelly forever.
Excerpt 2:  “Is he ordering you to say that?” Zewu-jun asks, still with the suspicion.
“He’s been begging me not to say a single thing I’ve said so far, actually.” Jingyi hesitates. “Well, that was true at first. Now he’s just kind of crying from embarrassment in the back of my head.”
Zewu-jun’s mouth does a weird thing like he doesn’t know whether to laugh or scream.
“Anyway, he’s a giant mess who can’t admit to his own emotions and has all the self-esteem of seaweed,” Jingyi explains, ignoring Sizhui’s judgmental sigh. “They sure don’t teach you that about the Yiling Patriarch.”
Hey, seaweed might have great self-esteem. You don’t know.
Jingyi wonders if you can perform an exorcism on yourself by banging your head against a wall for a while.
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12 (sorry hon you are now injured from a fight who is the best choice to drag you away)
Wen Ning, Lan Xichen, Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian, and uh Song Lan why not
oh no! i am wounded!
1. Lan Xichen. I am sure this dude knows how to shlorp over some spiritual energy or w/e, get me fixed up, I'm all good and then I can hang out with Zewu-Jun after being carried away in his arms. (Suddenly reminded of a soccer anecdote; a teenage girl was watching the Belgium team train and took a stray football to the head, which knocked her out; the player, distraught, made sure to hang around waiting with her in the injury room until she was really feeling better. Depending on the girl, this either resulted in a lifetime of embarrassment (or embarrassment until she got old enough to find it funny) or a whole lot of "oh gosh i still have a headache, maybe you could go get me a cup of water? :3 :3 :3")
2. Song Lan. Again, dude surely knows how to fix someone up, and that's key; probably also interesting to talk to.
2.5 Wen Ning. What a lovely person. Only falls out of the top two because, while he has actual medical knowledge, I assume he can no longer do magic healing stuff.
4, Jiang Cheng. Healing, but then it gets awkward because I'm a woman. Otoh maybe we can talk about dogs.  And I’m old enough that I probably don’t even really fall into the category of Oh No A Girl.
5. Wei Wuxian. It's all fun and games until the rescue goes wrong and he resurrects me to kill his enemies.
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luobingmeis · 12 days
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i love my icon + banner combo bc it looks like zewu-jun is also a part of the karasuno volleyball team 🥺
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wangxiandecoded · 4 years
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Episode 3
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(Spoilers for the whole show ahead!)
Seeing Lan Zhan For The First Time
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Ever since I saw the fanmade romcom trailer of the show, I can’t get the image of bridegroom Lan Wangji out of my head. His entry is so elegant and his presence throughout the show truly ethereal. (Wei Ying, you’re not even trying to hide those heart eyes. We get it! You’re impressed.)
Lan Zhan’s Character Growth
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We only remember Lan Zhan as the guy who reserved all his emotions and smiles for Wei Ying, so rewatching the rigid, inflexible person he used to be kind of drives me crazy. Lan Zhan before he met Wei Ying started his journey as a lone, icy, untouchable snow-capped peak and by letting himself love and be loved by Wei Ying in return, the person he becomes in the end is like a warm, summery mountain shining with life and no trace of the glaciers that thawed over. His character evolution is no joke and it is only because Wei Ying’s companionship makes him more human and allows him to be the best version of himself. Lan Zhan’s arc is one of the best things in the show and the most rewarding reason to watch it.
Did I Just Meet The LOML
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Lan Zhan taking note of his future soulmate showing off his intelligence right from the start. But shhh, he’s too much of a tsundere to admit that right now.
But Lan Zhan, What About The 9pm Curfew? 
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Notice how Lan Zhan is up late at night waiting for Wei Ying, like a Good Obedient Boy from the Lan clan ready to catch a lawbreaker red-handed. Are we sure he has not simply mistaken his positive feelings for annoyance and found a way to spend more time with Wei Ying?
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Wei Ying, my bro, I think you might be the moon in this case.
Flirting With The Law Enforcer? That’s One More Violation! 
It’s cute to watch their dynamics in the beginning, Wei Ying is already so familiar with Lan Zhan, tries to share his drink with him, teases him for the first of many times. And Lan Zhan just looks like “?????? Are you flirting with the law enforcer?! That is yet another violation of the Lan clan rules!”
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Wei Ying coquettishly pushes Lan Zhan's sword into its sheath and the chase that comes next is the beginning of something monumental and exciting. 
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(I understand preserving the original meaning is difficult in English translation but they really had Wei Ying call Lan Zhan inflexible only to follow it up with a beautifully choreographed fight sequence? Really?)
Wangxian’s First Meeting Is Romantic Cinematography At Its Finest
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This scene right here is in my opinion, the most romantic scene to ever exist in all of fiction. If anyone tries to argue that Lan Zhan and Wei Ying are best bros, show them this scene. There is no hetero explanation for why it is so romantically shot. We have seen it countless times in fairytales. This is unmistakably the meeting of two people destined to be in love forever. It stole my breath the first time I saw it, and has done every time since. Like legit, it needs to be on top of those lists that boast the most iconic meetings in romantic history and taught in academic institutions worldwide.
First of all, a moonlit first meeting is enough to immortalize a story in our memory as being inherently romantic. But Wangxian are so effortlessly and picturesquely sword fighting (or should I say dancing?) on the rooftops, hair and clothes gently swaying to the tune of WuJi and thanks to the slow-motion closeups that make them glow like a live painting under the moonlight. 
(And surely I was not the only one who heard this random bell ringing at night and got reminded of wedding bells or the film ‘Your Name’? Lol!)  
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We see that neither of them has the upper hand in the fight. This is important because it establishes they were born to be each other’s equals on the battlefield, something Zewu Jun points out later. (Just one of the many soulmate things Wangxian share.) I have no doubt Lan Zhan is freaking out wondering, who the fuck is this guy? How can he match my every strike and step without even uncapping his sword? 
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In these above shots, there is a beautiful, unmissable symmetry in the way they are framed that drives it home that they are two halves of the same whole; their paths will be bound together, their perspectives will come to reflect each other. They are one and the same. The way they fight is also kind of intimate and very poetic. The super romantic backdrop and their placement shows that they are in perfect tandem and their chemistry is loud and luminous from the first time they meet. 
There is nothing straight about this scene. Not even the shot angle. Look! 
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There is also something quite god-like and celestial about their meeting, like we are witnessing two prophesied immortal beings whose encounter is going to change the fate of the universe. And does it not, indeed?
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I think I heard the moon longingly sigh in this scene because she felt so single. Honestly, understandable. It’s so maddening how two soulmates meeting for the first time can turn out to be this iconic, beautiful, brilliant, breathtaking and every other word you can think of. (We’re lucky Wang Yibo and Xiao Zhan are used to dancing, the fight sequences are all so graceful. *chef’s kiss*)
I feel like this one scene reduced every straight romance I’ve ever seen to ashes. I’m honestly curious, can anyone outdo this in the future, gay or not? It has become The Standard for first meetings. I envy the talented, creative minds that envisioned and executed it.
TL;DR : The whole scene is drenched with a romantic field of vision meant specifically for the audience to swoon over.
“Lan Zhan!”
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Wei Ying drops one of his two precious pots of Emperor’s Smile because Lan Zhan attacked them. Most people would just be mad in this situation but it's the first time Wei Ying calls him "Lan Zhan”. I wonder what led Wei Ying to have such an informality with Lan Zhan, who didn't consider him his friend until much later. It could be that it’s just who they are, two people with opposite personalities. But we don't see Wei Ying exhibit this closeness with strangers and yet he's whining Lan Zhan's name in that classic style of his, right from the first night they meet. Adorable! (Lan Zhan who owes him two bottles of Emperor’s Smile for breaking them spends the rest of his life buying them for Wei Ying.. In case you needed a reason to cry.)
Breaking The Rules & Breaking The Barriers To Lan Zhan’s Heart
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Wei Ying actively criticizes the Lan clan’s rules and finds their teaching unreasonable. He thinks drinking Emperor’s Smile when he’s sitting on the roof technically doesn’t count as being “inside” the Cloud Recesses where alcohol is banned. A small detail but it shows Wei Ying’s gift of seeing through the grey areas in morality. It is a trait that ultimately influences Lan Zhan to shed the hard and fast ideas of orthodoxy he was raised on and share Wei Ying’s quest for justice. This makes both of them the only people inside the world of The Untamed who are able to see the deep-seated problems in the existing system and question them. Their love story is inextricably tied with rewriting the laws of their world and if that does not make The Untamed the most revolutionary romance to ever exist, I don’t know what does. 
Lan Zhan Really Just Cares A Lot
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Turns out Lan Zhan didn’t let the Yunmeng Jiang clan stay out in the dark after all. Love how he’s Gay Gripping his sword in panic and backing away from Wei Ying because he doesn't want him to know he's a good person whose heart is in the right place. You know, because that's a horrible reputation for his tsundere persona to have. Zewu Jun takes one for the team and blows his cover, which becomes a common occurrence in the show. Wei Ying is also quick to apologize to him like, “I had a good feeling about you!” when we’ve seen he rarely does that with disciples from other clans. 
President In Action
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The conversation between Lan Zhan and Zewu Jun needs no analysis and the latter’s triumphant smirk in the end when Lan Zhan walks off is all the evidence you need that He Knows What’s Up. I love how Zewu Jun probably sits around like, "I have to personally do something or my dumbass brother is going to spend his whole life alone, when he's clearly met his soulmate and is too blind to admit it." Thank you, President of the Wangxian club. We do not deserve you.
What Did Wei Ying Mean?
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Wei Ying says all the female suitors from all the clans admire Lan Zhan without knowing how cold and rigid he really is, and he doesn’t complete his sentence because Lan Zhan uses the silencing charm on him. What did he mean by this? What were you going to do, Wei Ying?! 
Episode 3 gives us insight into the inception of their romance and we see every moment since the beginning has been tailor-made to tell the audience this is going to be a love story set against fantasy-driven, action-packed odds in ancient China. 
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(simply impossible to settle on 5 characters so here's 6 instead hjksgfjxc) wei wuxian, lan wangji, jiang cheng, xiao xingchen, lan xichen, and xue yang for 9, 11, 17… also a few of my own prompts: be a personal assistant for, go on holiday with?? 💖💕💗💌💘💞💖💗
ashleigh my loveeee thank you i would expect nothing less from you and i adore those prompts!!! 💓💖💕💗💘💖💕 also this probably goes without saying but impeccable character choices i love all six of them very much 😌
9. fake-married to for undercover reasons
oh i feel like wei wuxian would definitely be my best bet here, he'd probably be happy to and good enough at putting on a believable act just for the hell of it, we'd get along well & have a laugh about it, we're both relatively open and shameless so i doubt holding hands or being slightly over the top affectionate to sell the show would be too hard for either of us and a bit of bickering and me rolling my eyes at him would most likely just make it all the more realistic, that is unless lan wangji was anywhere nearby because he'd just make heart eyes at him and completely ignore me and we'd be found out in under a minute
xiao xingchen my beloved<3 we have similar enough ideologies and personalities to get along really smoothly, i feel like he'd be easy to fall into a sort of cozy domestic relationship with, he's a bit insecure but *cracks knuckles* that's something i can work with and he's probably a little less used to or comfortable with bigger public displays of affection but then again i didn't see him complain when xue yang put his hand on his ass after to his knowledge knowing him for approximately one day so we probably wouldn't run into any issues there either and we'd have a great time bonding over being insufferable idealists and having an incurable i can fix him disease!! sounds perfect to me
again, i don't think he's really the type to pretend but lan xichen would be equally ideal for this, he's great company, kind and compassionate and easy to get along with and he's patient and even tempered where i'm.... well, not either of those things so i like to think we're simultaneously similar enough and balance each other out alright to have a very harmonic dynamic going on, i'm not entirely sure how convincingly romantic it'd actually be but it'd work well enough and tbh we'd have a good time just hanging out (and just maybe i'd take trying to find ways to make the brilliant zewu-jun flustered as a challenge to spice things up a little<3)
okay realistically he should be a lot lower on this list because he'd probably just murder me and even if he didn't for whatever reason, i doubt it'd have a happy ending, but i just think xue yang and i would make a very interesting team and could probably manage a divorced couple giving reconciliation an attempt dynamic? meaning he'd try and hate me but i'd just channel my inner xiao xingchen ✨ apart from that i'm picturing a lot of arguing and agressive hand holding and getting unnecessarily competitive about it but it just might work. i think. possibly.
lan wangji. oh i love him but i just don't think we could pull it off, the thing is that i adapt pretty well to others, but if the other person is quiet to begin with, i just stay quiet too but you know, we'd be efficient about it? we'd make up for the lack of chemistry by having a good understanding of the other person and figuring out the situation quickly enough, i think we'd make a good team and the rest of the time would be spent reading in comfortable silence next to each other or something, he'd be too reserved and earnest (and let's be honest, too in love with wei wuxian) to do anything more or really pretend and i'm unfortunately way too similar and simply Not naturally good at being loud and easygoing at all if i'm not getting a certain energy from the other person and lan wangji bless him is just not one of those people
yeah yeah i feel really bad about this too but as much as i adore him, i just think jiang cheng would be objectively terrible at any sort of undercover thing and is far too emotionally constipated to act openly in love and too traumatized to even let me get close to him so it'd probably go atrociously, the only way i could see it being anything other than an utter disaster is barely tolerating each other or talking for two weeks, ending up in a tight spot together and bonding over something slightly mean like other people's incompetence and grudgingly realising that we actually get along alright and would probably both start putting a little more effort into the whole fake marriage thing but i still don't realistically think it'd look like anything more than a tentative friendship?
11. to drag them away from a big fight because they’re injured
xiao xingchen. no explanation here, i just think he deserves it and could do with someone taking care of him for a change<3
lan xichen for similar reasons 😇
wei wuxian, i don't trust him to know his limitations and if wen qing isn't around someone's got to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid and overexert himself
jiang cheng. the only reason he isn't any higher on the list is because i don't think he'd appreciate it much and would probably be way too proud and bitchy about it but honestly i'd rather die than admit weakness so i really can't blame him there
lan wangji, he's the smartest one of the lot and i trust him to know what he's doing so he wouldn't be my priority
xue yang. i love him but i also think he deserves to suffer a little and he's probably the one who started the whole fight so maybe this'll teach him how to deal with the consequences, he could do with that
17. cook dinner for
jiang cheng and wei wuxian, i'm lumping them in together here because they're always a package deal and should not be separated we all saw how that worked out (i'm not crying you're crying) and they're canonically shown to thoroughly enjoy a good home cooked meal, i doubt my dishes could compare to yanli's lotus and rib soup but i think they'd appreciate it regardless
arguably he doesn't deserve it but xue yang because i don't think a great many people ever cooked him dinner and it'd do him good with some obligatory candy to go with the meal afterwards of course<3
i think assuming we're friends, lan wangji would also be rather appreciative in his own quiet way? i'd probably make him something veggie based and considerably less spicy than for the yunmeng siblings and we'd go and feed the rabbits and possibly a tiny a-yuan with the leftover carrots :,)
xiao xingchen for reasons stated above. knowing him he'd probably even join me in the kitchen to lend a hand bless him
it feels unnecessarily rude to leave him till last but lan xichen, obviously it would be lovely to cook for him and hopefully he'd like it too i just don't have quite as strong feelings about this scenario involving him as i evidently do when it comes to some of the others 😳
be a personal assistant for
ooo definitely lan xichen i just know he'd be an amazing boss and would probably be incredibly understanding and helpful and tell me i'm doing a good job every time and we both know i thrive on praise and reassurance, jin guangyao had the right idea there, i think all of us could do with daily affirmations from lan xichen<3 nothing quite like it<3
xiao xingchen because working closely with him sounds very lovely and i wouldn't mind running errands or dealing with correspondence for him because he'd also be appreciative and kind about it
alright i'm not saying it'd be pleasant but jiang cheng because at least he's pretty reliable and organized and i would probably be very keen on trying to impress him but would undoubtedly get myself fired one week in because i'm also incapable of keeping my opinion to myself and do not enjoy being bossed about and make it vv obvious
lan wangji. he'd give clear instructions, have reasonable demands, maybe his expectations are a little high and the work environment a bit dry and i'd have to work hard but it'd probably pay off in the end?
just going by level of friendliness and how easy and enjoyable it'd be he should be higher on the list but i'm simply not flexible and easygoing enough to deal with wei wuxian's schedule and general messiness i'm afraid
xue yang because he'd frankly be quite likely to make me kill people for him and i do have a moral code to live up to so no thanks—
go on holiday with
alright these answers already feel very xichen-centric but i'm just going to have to say lan xichen yet again because i feel like we'd be into similar things and would probably have a great and very chill time sightseeing and relaxing together
similarly predictably xiao xingchen, i stand by him being absolutely lovely company and being able to find enough common interests with him too to have plenty to do that we'd both enjoy very much
lan wangji!! perfect quiet and reliable companion to go to museums and libraries etc with and with trustworthy organization skills no less!! no last minute changes to the plan or lost plane tickets or anything unexpected and we could just avoid crowds together which sounds like bliss, i might enjoy someone a tad bit more talkative which is why he's only in third place, but overall it sounds very peaceful and simultaneously productive, we'd definitely be able to tick everything off our list of things to see and do
alright so i don't think our general pace for doing things or ideal holiday destinations would match perfectly but i like to think i'd get along just fine with jiang cheng too, he'd be a bit annoying and we'd likely get equally agitated about delayed flights or bad customer service and whatnot so i'm not sure how relaxing it'd actually be but we'd probably find a couple of things to do we'd both enjoy and the rest of the time wouldn't mind doing things separately and then reuniting in the hotel and going out for dinner
i'm really sorry about this but wei wuxian, he's way too spontaneous and while we'd definitely have fun just hanging out, he'd be bored out of his mind after five minutes doing the stuff i like doing on holiday and i'm too antisocial and not remotely adventurously enough to enjoy the things he'd probably want to do but i do believe we'd find a suitable compromise, i mean he is married to lan wangji and compared to him i actually am quite sociable i swear
xue yang, i really do enjoy him as a character and with a stretch of my imagination i can definitely imagine situations where we would probably be alright unless he's feeling particularly homicidal but i simply don't think we have anything in common or that there's much of an overlap between what we imagine a good holiday to be like i'm afraid
give me 5 characters to rank in a situation
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hulijingemperor2 · 10 months
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Yao: *twirling in his Lan furen attire* how do I look, team D?!! And Song'er?
Trio: *clapping* marvelous!! Stunning!!
Su she: if you're the Lan sect leader, I'll go back to the lan sect.
Xue yang: hotter than Lan xichen.
Mo xuanyu: he's always hotter than Lan lips.
Rusong: A-Die, you look gorgeous.
Yao: aww thanks guys.
*throws flowers* orchids for everyone!!
Rusong: haha.
Xue yang: ah Jiggy. My diva.
Su she: *blushing* Huangdi.
Mo xuanyu: *cheering* Yao gege! You're always my orchid!
Yao: great!
Xue yang: Jiggy lanned more than the Lans.
Su she: I know right. This will be my reason to go back to the lan sect. Because of a hot Huangdi.
Yao: ah you all flatter me so much.
But I don't want to blush in front of A-Huan.
Mo xuanyu: you will give him a nosebleed for days.
Xue yang: months!
Mo xuanyu: Jiggy you slay!!
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.Cloud recesses 📍
Next day, Lan Qiren woke up to see fox spirits having a picnic on his lawn ( along with some students.)
Qiren: hey!!! What are you doing on my lawn!!
Lan students: *running away*
Fox spirits: *bowing* greetings Lan Qiren.
Chen (fox spirit): we were hungry.
Yunxi: and felt a bit mischievous too.
Qiren: all you do is cause trouble!! Picnics and noise aren't allowed in the cloud recesses!
And why is my clay pot broken.
Chen: sorry. Xi meimei had fell on it and it cracked.
Why can't we laugh, old man!
Come on, you're our Huangdi's uncle-in-law.
X: your clay pot was ugly anyways, and it might upset our Huangdi.
Qiren: *sighs* Huangdi my foot!! I'll throw you out of here!!
Yu: heyy you can't do that.
X: Master Qiren, here's a list of Huangdi's favourite meals.
Qiren: do I look like a chef?!
X: well find one na! You maybe have a staff of chefs.
Yu: Huangdi is on his way.
Qiren: then why are you niucences here?!
Yu: we live in Gusu, Lan qiren. And we have decided to come here to get a glimpse of our Huangdi.
Qiren: *crying* what have gotten into this Xichen!! Who told him to marry the emperor of Hulijings!! Who? He's getting just like Wangji!
HUANGDI IS HERE!!!!
The fox spirits almost trampled over qiren, as they rushed to the entrance.
Xichen: *comes out and helps A-Yao out of the caravan*
Yao: *wearing white, teal and coral, with hints of gold, complemented by a white and gold fan. Instead of his hat, he wore Jade and gold peony shaped hairpins and a headband.
Xichen: gorgeous.
Yao: *dimples* oh Huan.
Fox spirits: *awestruck* look at Huangdi!
He's Lan furen!
He's so hot.
Greetings Huangdi!!
Yao: hi darlings.
Huangdi we didn't bring any flowers for you, sorry.
Yao: aw it's ok.
Qiren: *limping*
Xichen: greetings Shufu.
Yao: *bows* greetings uncle-in-law.
Fox spirits: *whispering* omg Huangdi is so graceful.
Qiren: don't use them dimples on me. It isn't going to work.
Yao: *smiling*
Qiren: now why are your hulijing menaces all over cloud recesses and Gusu?
Yao: *demure* I don't know. Maybe they're excited to see me.
Xichen: shufu, it's not A-Yao's fault. Look at how cute he is.
And of course these fox spirits who are Gusu residents would be thrilled to see their Huangdi pass through.
Qiren: *rolls eyes*
I'm glad that you didn't bring those maniacs with you.
Yao: shufu? What maniacs?
Qiren: the former Lan student, that broken finger one who keeps asking about my love life. And that Huadian ghost who looks like Wei wuxian.
Yao: ohhh, you mean team dimple. They're not maniacs.
Yes they are a bit mischievous but they're very sweet when you get to know them. *smile*
Qiren: whatever they are. I'm glad they're not here.
*sarcasm* would you enter please, your majesty.
Xichen: awww.
Qiren: I guess I should arrange a room for you too.
Yao: no uncle-in-law. The Huanshi is fine for me.
A-Yao's attendants: excellent Huangdi!!!
Qiren: *clenches chest* Huan-Shi!!
Yao: yea! Zewu Jun's residence.
Xichen: *blushing* yea my residence. Hehe.
Qiren: NO!! YOU TWO CAN'T SHARE ONE BED!! I won't let you contaminate the cloud recesses with papapa!
We already have wangxian for that!
Xiying: oh dear. Why is he yelling?
Fuying: you shouldn't deny the emperor. If he wishes to sleep with any of his harem members, in a desired place, he can.
Qiren: h-harem member!!!!
Xichen: concubine. Someone who's married to Huangdi along with~~
Qiren: I know what a concubine is!!
Fine. You two. Go to the huanshi.
Xiyao: thank you shufu.
~
Yao: *almost trips, but Xichen caught him*
Xichen: be careful Huangdi.
Is the clothes too big for you?
Yao: no not at all. But you know, I'm just tiny.
Xichen: aww. So that's why you're easily swallowed in cloth.
Yao: yup.
Xichen: *lovingly grabs his hand* should I hold your hand then?
Yao: *cutely nods in agreement*
Xichen: mn.
Yao: Huan, your cloud recesses is beautiful.
Xichen: oh really. I want to show you something near the Huanshi, and in the Huanshi too.
Yao: your surprises are always the best.
Xichen: of course. Heehee.
Yao: but don't be too confident. Team dimple will deduct a point.
Xichen: lol.
I wonder what they're doing.
Yao: hmm maybe hanging out with Song'er.
Xichen: ah. Speaking of Song'er, he's such a great successor of yours. You raised him well.
Yao: thank you!! And Song'er is a natural talent.
Xichen: like you.
Yao: *blush*
Huanhuan, I want to tell you something. But keep it to yourself.
Xichen: sure I will. Tell me.
Yao: A-Song has a crush on someone.
Xichen: what?!!! On who?? That's so great A-Yao!!
Yao: on A-Qing.
Xichen: that's really cute!
Yao: and I want to bring them together.
Xichen: you should, A-Yao. You know I'm a matchmaker too. And all were successful.
Yao: yes yes. Wangxian is definitely successful.
Xichen: I shipped other people too, A-Yao. Not only Wangxian.
Yao: then who else, Huan. *laugh*
Xichen: ummm......I ship Sangcheng.
Yao: ok ok. Let's say you brought them together.
Xichen: I say you should send Song'er to a spring and then tell A-qing to take a walk near that same spring. Works every time.
Yao: Huan no. Lol.
But I'll set up some dates for them, secretly. And I have Zixuan.
Xichen: right. Team up with him. Since that he's A-Song's uncle.
Yao: yup. Zish and I will make a team!
Yao: *hugs his arm* Song'er don't want me to tell team dimple, because they might tease him.
Xichen: *laughing* oh no.
Poor Song'er.
Yao: baby don't want to be teased.
Yao: anyways, speaking of them, what do you have to say about the random team dimple. Do they annoy you? *laughing*
Xichen: never! I love everything associated with you.
Yao: lovely!
Xichen: sorry about shufu calling them maniacs.
Yao: it's alright. My team dimple are extremely intelligent and skilled in everything. Down to simping. And I don't care what anyone says about them.
Xichen: aww. I love it when you stand firmly on what you believe in. You're extraordinary. *kisses* love you.
A-Yao.
Yao: A-Huan.
Xichen: you look so cute with that forehead ribbon. And those hairpins.
Yao: *smile*
Xichen: truly a graceful Huangdi.
Yao: thank you very much, A-Huan.
Xichen: Huangdi.
Yao: hmm?
Xichen: do you want to admire the moon together later? And have some wine.
Yao: wine?? In the cloud recesses???
Xichen: no one knows what I hide in my Huanshi.
Do you think that only Wangji can do that?!
And besides, I'm married to a diva emperor. Obviously I must cater for him.
Yao: *opens fan* how mischievous.
But I like it.
Do you sneak in meat??
Xichen: no. I'm still vegetarian.
But I LOVE your Yunping delicacies.
I would eat a little chicken, but only when it's made by you.
Yao: awwww.
Xichen: it reminds me of when you saved me.
Yao: Xichen you're the cutest thing.
What else did you sneak into the Huanshi?
Xichen: maybe roasted chicken at some time. But I didn't like it. Because it was from Gusu.
Yao: then what else?
Xichen: you.
Yao: *blushing intensly* Zewu Jun. What....what if....people hear you....omg.
Xichen: *yelling* I SNUCK A-YAO INTO THE HUANSHI!!!!
Qiren in the distance: *almost faints* shameless!
Yao: hahahaha stop!
So Zewu Jun. Can we have a music session like old times?
Xichen: of course. And you're so excellent at playing the guqin. You're a guqin prodigy.
Yao: you're the one who taught me originally.
Xichen: I believe that you knew how to play it already. And just practiced with me.
*teasing* maybe you pretended to not know how to play the guqin, so that you can spend alone time with me.
Yao: did it work?
Xichen: yes. And now I'm fully seduced by you.
Yao: happy?
Xichen: very.
Yao: good. *tiptoes to kiss him*
Xichen: *kisses*
Yao: where's your flute, Xichen?
Xichen: which flute?
Yao: *hits him with his fan* er ge!!
Xichen: I learnt that from Wangji. He once asked Wei Gongzi the same thing and that was the answer.
Yao: oh my!
Xichen: Anyways. Liebing is here. At the emperor's service *bows* and delight.
Yao: *giggling* er ge. You're making me laugh. You're so cute.
Xichen: because I feel like I'm in love.
Yao: maybe you are.
Xichen: mhm.
Xichen: here's the Huanshi, A-Yao!
And look, I planted peonies.
Yao: aww, er ge!! It's gorgeous. I love it so much!!
Xichen: *wraps his arm around him* for my peony.
Yao: *hugs*
*entering the Huanshi*
Yao: beautiful house, er ge. As always.
Xichen: yep. And look, I set up a little fox spirit shrine in the corner.
Yao: how sweet.
*sits*
Xichen: sometimes I would offer flowers.
Yao: aw. Does Lan qiren know?
Xichen: nop. What happens in the Huanshi stays in the Huanshi.
Yao: hmmm. Lan lips has secrets.
Xichen: don't tell team dimple.
Yao: *laughing* I'll think about that.
Xichen: they'll interrogate me more.
Yao: but I like when they interrogate you.
Xichen: oh my! Well at least it entertains you.
And I know that you're their everything.
Yao: right.
Xichen: *kisses his hands* Diva. Would you have a music session with me?
Yao: *blushing* I would love to.
Xichen: *pulls out his liebing*
Yao: *makes his guqin appear*
Xichen: let's see if Huangdi is still an excellent guqin player.
Yao: well, you're here to teach me, if I mess up.
Xichen: mhm.
Yao: *blushing*
Xichen: *plays his flute*
Yao: *plays guqin.
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