the dream smp is so funny because none of them know everyone’s exact ages for sure. they all skipped the ‘so how old are you? :D’ stage of friendship and went straight to angst, war, homoeroticity, or all of the above. that’s why tubbo just found out sapnap is 20 and not 16-18 and that is why quackity once thought technoblade was 30 when he’s only one year older than him. i’m convinced someone in the dream smp unironically believes philza is 40-50
In his most recent stream Phil talked about watching Sam’s stream with Techno!
*Philza is in his Hardcore Minecraft World, standing in front of a gold farm.*
Yeah, I was watching, um, Sam’s stream with- with Techno. And we were laughing so hard, it was so funny. ‘Cuz, like, it was super serious like, Sam was doing- doing a really good job, right? Sam was being like, super angsty, super serious. Like, running around looking for Dream trying to like check in all the different areas and we were just like look at chat. It's hilarious- like everyone in chat was just like “The toilet! Check the toilet! Sam please! Oh my God!” like not realising, it’s- it's lore and it's j- and it’s acting and just screaming at him to look in the toilet. *laughs.* Dude. It was- *laughs again.* We were dying dude it was so funny and then we absolutely fucking lost it when Sam eventually got to the toilet and look- and looked underneath and got so excited / frightened that he punched Dream once and killed him instantly. He was just like “Ah, Dream!” And then Dream just fucking dies and we were just like “Pff hahaha” *continues laughing while talking.* I’ve not heard Techno laugh that hard in ages it was amazing. We were dying it was so funny.