#Ted Talk

[belas-undead]

may i present.... this:

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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[one-time-i-dreamt]

Miranda Cosgrove was giving a TED talk but didn’t know what to say so she just sang the iCarly theme song then jumped into the crowd, the video then went on for 7 more minutes as her mic barely picked up the sound of her running away.

#dream #miranda cosgrove #ted talk #icarly #singing #song #music

[uiuishii]

Ok while we are all waiting for patch 6 I decided to tell you what I think about shadowzel.

While I noticed a lot of people love the "toxic yuri" "ennemies to lovers" trope, I'm not feeling any of those two vibes with shadowzel.

Indeed, they are not really ennemies, the animosity of their relationship is linked with their goddess/queen orders.

Shar and Vlaakith both want the artefact while Lae'zel and Shadowheart do not even understand what it is. Their little night fight is the result of fear and misunderstanding.

In fact, in Shadowheart origin story you can even avoid the fight and talk with Lae'zel about the artefact.

Moreover, Shadowheart notices how horrible Vlaakith is, how easily someone as strong as Lae'zel can be manipulated by her. While Lae'zel clearly understands how mischievous and deceitful Shar is and sees Shadowheart being tormented by this darkness. They cannot comprehend their own brainwashing but they do realize each other's situations. Thus, they can help each other and together they are finally complete.

AND THE HAND SCENE ALSO-

Ok ok I stop. Happy Valentine's day 🌈 !

#baldurs gate 3 #shadowzel #shadowheart #lae'zel #ted talk #bg3 #luv them #hush now uiuishii

[aludraslytherin]

Why the fuck, when the Fidelius Charm was cast, did they not think to make a goddamn unbreakable vow !? Like, it's so obious ???

And Sirius ? They can literally take a memory into a pensine something and watch it, they have legilimency for crying out loud !! They have veritaserum ! So whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ??? It's so stupid!

And Dumbledore ! oh this sorry excuse of a human being !

He knew that Peter was the secret keeper ! So WHY IN THE EVERLY MOTHERLY FLIBBIDY FUCK didn't he said so ???

It makes me so fucking crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

And everyone that is like 'ThE BoY WhO LiVeD' 'hE DefEtEd tHe DaRk lOrD' erh, NO ?! It was thanks to LILY ?? He was just an INFANT who had the chance to be under a protecting spell created by LILY when she SACRIFIED HERSELF for her son ? Why is everybody forgeting about her ??

Oh, and don't start me about Snape !

'hE wAs BulLiEd bY JaMeS, HiS WoRsE MeMoRy iS HiM BeinG BuLliEd' Yeah, because he called Lily a slur

'hE WaS jUsT MiSuNdErStoOd' No, he was a death eater, fully believing in Voldy's BS,he only changed side because the girl he was obsessed with was in danger... Because of HIM ! People tend to forget that he was the one searching and giving the prophecy to the dArK LoRd, resulting in Lily's death.

And, 'JaMeS WaS jUsT A BulLy' We only sees him throught Snape's pov, aka, when he got 'bullies'c after he called Lily a mudblood.

And if James is a bully, doesn't that mean the Snape is one too ? No because :

-He made fun of Hermione for her teeth

-He bullies his students

-he exposed Remus when he had no reason for, since he is the one brewing the wolfsbane potion

-he hates and bullies the son of 'the love of his life' because Harry had the infortune of looking like his father, that Snape resents

-favoritism

-he was a death eater

-he is a racist

-he is a blood supremacis

-he is Neville worst fear, the boy who literally had his parents torturedby Bellatrix. Shouldn't she be his boggart ?? But noooo, it's our 'wonderful and misunderstood' Snape

-when he hugged Lily's body, while her son was crying his eyes out, being hurt, seeing his mother die, having blood on his forehead, and then leaving the house without even comforting or taking Harry to Saint-Mungos !!

-blamed James for bullying him, when he created Sectum Sempra, and was into dark magic !

-trying to make Harry expelled

#ted talk #im so mad about those plothole lol #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #sirius black #ao3 #marauders era #wolfstar #dumbledore slander #i hate dumbledore #snape slander #i hate snape #snape was not a poor and misunderstood boy #he was a bicth and a biggot #awful man

[feral-enfield-named-rowan]

ima be gay for a second ignore me

ppl with soft jaws. ppl with vitiligo. ppl with acne. ppl in hoodies. ppl with big smiles. ppl with longer hair. ppl with 'weird' teeth. ppl with heterochromia. FKIN PPL IN SKIRTS! PPL WITH CURVES! PPL WITH BIG ARMS! PPL WITH ABS! PPL WITH FLOOFY HAIR! PPL IN SUITS! PPL WITH BROAD SHOULDERS! TALL PPL! STRONG PPL!

thank you for coming to my ted talk

#screams #people #basically #ppl are too pretty #im gay #mlm #nblw #lesbian #achillean #panromantic #pan #gay #gay as hell #ignore me #ted talk

[little-witchys-garden]

Why whenever lil girls do empowering things or things outside the gender norm do GROSS ASS ADULT MEN MAKE THE CREEPIEST FUCKING COMMENTS???

tw: pedo vibes

So here's a lil girl, A CHILD leaning to grill from her father. Very cute, very sweet and we love it.

But why the fuck did I see a shit ton of comments like this

ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL

SHE'S A MINOR! SHE IS A CHILD!

SAYING THIS ABOUT ANOTHER ADULT IS HORRID BUT SAYING THIS ABOUT A CHILD WTF?!

These sorts of comments are such pedo vibes

This wasn't the only comment like this either...there was a lot of these comments...

Why do dudes think this stuff is okay???? Why do dudes do this stuff constantly??? Wtf

#intersectional feminism #feminist #why we need feminism #feminism #womanism #ted talk #ted talks

[kittygrimm88]

I have a theory that in all routes, Vlad has and is in love with MC. All different routes with other characters are just different timelines that Vlad has tried to see where is the most perfect to be, which is the real timeline. Reason why we never see in routes MC turned as a vampire, is because in eternal timeline MC is meant to be with Vlad and somehow ends up to be turned to actual pureblood vampire. As in other information that you can see from the game is that Comte is mentioned to be pureblood vampire when again Vlad is Greater Vampire, which in my mind could be that he is actually cabable to turn others to pure blooded vampires, if he so would wish.

#ikemen vlad #ikevamp vlad #vlad #ikemen series #otome #cybird #husbandos #otomegamer #ikemen #otomegames #Vlad is Life #ikevamp vlad 4ever #ikevamp theory #ikemen vampire #ikemen vampire vlad #ted talk #welcome to my ted talk #ramblings

[bluelizze]

new year's eve traffic jam

LOL I CREATED A LIL STORY CONTEXT FOR THIS AND ITS FUNNY TO ME

obvisuoly gyutaro and furina can't drive (gyutaro is a demon from the 1910s and furina... well cars dont rlly exist in genshin) so that is left with tomura who can drive a modern car

yes he stole the car

anyone in bnha prob knows that tomura prob doesn't fully know how to drive and well... he doesnt own a driver lisense

and obisouly, he's not that happy about it and wishes spinner was here to do the driving

gyutaro is just not rlly used to modern tech but at least he can get a lil peak at future techonolgy

now furina here is being a lil cranky without her sweets and kept bugging the two on what's taking so long

like cmon, whenever we're in traffic we're dying to know what is the cause of it

both gyutaro and tomura are annoyed at this point but they are mamagaing it well bc they have dealth with this kind of behavor before (gyutaro with daki and tomura with himiko)

anyways that's just a lil silly story that goes on in my head when i was drawing this

hope yall have a happy new year ^^

(original trend under cut)

#furina genshin #gyutaro shabana #gyutaro #furina #furina de fontaine #shigaraki tomura #tomura shigaraki #crossover #crossover art #ted talk #blue liz’s art #blue liz's random crossover

[itsbansheebitch]

Horse Rant

ok listen horses are fucking insane theyre smart, like dog smart, but they are so soft and lovely yes this is my horse girl moment fight me. HOWEVER they are also MENACES. My aunt's friend was putting away a horse in a barn and when she turned to close the barn door the horse ran up to her and BIT her BACK. Have you ever SEEN horse teeth??? Theyre MASSIVE!!!! And the horse BIT HER omg i cant. Horses just decide to bite every once in a while and it is TERRIFYING how much damage they can do like wtf wtf wtf wtf???? Horses can tell if youre sure of yourself and riding a horse actually helped with my anxiety a few years ago since i was nervous but you cant let the horse know that so you have to both ACT and LOOK not anxious because the horse can literally tell by the tone of you voice, posture, etc, etc, if you dont know what youre doing and will TAKE OVER for you and will REFUSE to listen to your commands. It's like some wild fake it till you make it shit like wtf wtf wtf??? Anyway horses are great and scary and theyre like extreme weather theyre so pretty but if you dont respect them youll get your ass handed to you thank you for coming to my TED talk

#TED talk #TED talk over #horse #horses #horses of tumblr #horse girl moment #also you feel like a knight riding into battle once you start going fast it awesome lmao #knightcore #royalcore #royaltycore #send HELP #keep your EYES on the horse damn it #animals #cute animals #critters #wildlife #animal behavior #animals and wildlife #wildlife and animals #horse rant

[hitboxesonstockimages]

I know this is a big joke blog and maybe I should stick to the jokes, but I thought I’d do a little experiment here and try something new. Because I think the number one response I see to my posts are some version of “these hitboxes are bad,” which gives me the impression that some of you might not realize how thin the margins are on what a good move or hitbox looks like. So let’s get educational.

We’ll start with something really obvious. This is Jigglypuff’s back aerial from Melee.

Yellow is hurtbox, red is hitbox. You don’t have to have good eyesight to see that this move is almost all hitbox. It extends so far past the hurtbox, even past her leg in the animation, that even thinking about challenging this move is crazy. Puff’s bair is an infamously good move, and one of her biggest strengths as a character.

But let’s look at another strong move from a different game. This is Juri’s crouching medium punch from SF4.

You might still be able to see that this is a good move, but it’s not as obvious as Puff’s. The empty green boxes are the hurtboxes here, and you can see that the red extends past them, but not as much. So is this merely a good move? Hardly. This is easily one of the best normal anti-airs in the whole game. You aren’t getting much better than this without a dragon punch or flash kick. You can’t jump in on Juri unless you have something to delay your jump timing, like a divekick, and bait the move. This thing hits jumps from far, mid, and can even hit jumping opponents behind her at times. This move isn’t OP, but it is a strength of the character and part of what made her neutral so strong. So let’s take a look at another one of Juri’s moves that made her neutral so strong. Here’s her crouching medium kick.

Wait... the hitbox is behind the hurtbox? How can the move be good like that? But consider the way hitboxes are arranged. Juri can be counter-poked, sure, but this move had real good reach, was quick, hit low, and shifted her hurtboxes down to slip under a lot of stuff. At a glance, this doesn’t look like a good move, but when you take it in context with its frame data and the game around it, it’s quite good. And that’s the lesson here. A move’s hitbox is only a small portion of what makes a move good. It’s also important to consider how hitboxes are arranged around it, or other properties (looking at Persona and Blazblue’s attribute system). Fighting games are games of frames and pixels, and a handful of pixels can be the difference between a move being merely strong and completely OP.

#long post #ted talk

[meowmeowmeowimacat]

New FNAF theory (SPOILERS!!!)

So, you know how Golden Freddy had the sans eye in the film?

This basically means that they are the same.

So, using this logic, we already know that Sans is Ness based on the game theory YouTube channel.

So, naturally, this means that Ness must be Golden Freddy. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

#Ted talk #spoilers #fnaf #fnaf movie #theory #game theory #matpat #sans is ness #ness is golden freddy #sans is golden freddy #golden freddy #sans #sans undertale #meowmeowimacat

[waxingwolf]

I'm probably gonna get some hate for this but oh well, this is something I keep seeing a lot of lately in the tes fandom and it really irks me.

As a huge, unapologetic Thalmor and Altmer enjoyer, I am sick and tired of everyone making the same kind of characters. I keep constantly seeing OCs and such of Altmer that don't follow the traditional customs of Altmeri society or are ex-Thalmor that found out about the horrors of the Dominion etc. and decided to rebel/desert.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind this as a concept, but it's so boring when everyone does it. It becomes so oversaturated and dull. Everyone keeps playing it safe. It's like they're afraid to have a proper villain or someone with questionable morals. It's okay to have antagonists! They are fun to write too and you can love to hate them!

There's so many interesting dynamics you can pull off with this. They don't have to be a flat 2D caricature. The Thalmor in Skyrim are cartoonishly evil and do not touch on the complexities of why they hold such ideologies. We need more Altmer OCs that actually agree with the norms and values of their culture. I feel like potential is being wasted because people just don't seem to like evil or immoral things on here (for example attitudes I've seen towards Molag Bal).

Also in reality, rebellion isn't always glorious or triumphant. People who speak out or disagree with the common agenda do get stamped out. Sometimes it is easier to just conform. Again, there are different avenues you could take this idea but no one seems to want to touch it with a 10 ft pole. Think about how people get brainwashed or fall down pipelines of extreme media. Of course there'd be lots of Altmer that think what they're doing is right, especially given their Divine ancestry, for lack of a better term.

Tl;dr I'd just like to see more entitled, nasty bastards instead of everything being fluffy.

#tes #the elder scrolls #elder scrolls #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #elder scrolls skyrim #elder scrolls v #skyrim lore #skyrim #tes v skyrim #tes lore #elder scrolls lore #tes ocs #altmer #thalmor #rant #ted talk #psa #opinion

[crazycatsiren]

If your intention is to "educate", then it is your responsibility to research, fact check, and make sure you are not putting out misinformation.

If you are not up for this, then you are in no place and no way prepared to be providing any sort of "education".

#psa #ted talk #hot take #mother witch advice #witchblr #paganblr #education #misinformation #responsibility

[aludraslytherin]

Reason why we can hate Snape but still like Barty, Evan, and Regulus

We have canon info on Snape, we know that he willingly joined Voldy-Moldy, he just left *after* he gave the noseless b!tch the profecy that *he* discovered only because of his unhealthy obsession with Lily. He bullied kids, he bullied his 'lOvE oF HiS LiFe' ' son, he is Nevilles *worst fear*, the same boy that got his parents t0rture to insanity by Bellatrix !

But for our Slytherin Skittle/Pantheon, we know basically nothing ! Exept about Barty, that he, long story short, did this to piss of his abuse father that put him under the impero charm for a whole ass *decade*, and that he also participated to the t0rture of Neville's parents (that I do not condeme ! t0rture is bad if they are innocent people !) But we also know that he treated Nevilee right when he was Moody, he teached the students how to resist the Imperius curse, he was with Remus the best DADA teacher Harry's generation actually had ! So, yes bad guy indeed. But not fully a bad guy. Extremely morally grey. But not a piece of shit like Snape.

Evan Rosier. We only know that he died giving Moody the loss of a leg and an eye, and... That's all. We don't know his hogwarts house, we don't know shit about him. So for all we know, he could have been forced into being a death eater. Because, let's recap. He is a Rosier, a pure blooded family that is closed to the Black family, since Druella, Bellatrix's mother, married Cygnus. So they are obviously for the 'Dark Lord' BS. And we know that these families are not above forcing kids into their agenda. So, Evan ? we can fancy him.

Ah. Time for our dear Reggie. Regulus Arcturus Black, that we know about... Nothing. What we do know : he loves Kreacher, he went vigilente, he was the yougest DE until Draco became one at 16, he tries to find the Horcruxes, he was in the Quidditch team, and the Slug Club, he was a great student and potioneer, and Sirius qualified him as a stupid boy that 'believed his parents'. Okay so that means that he was a death eater willingly ! But, oh wait ! Sirius ran away at 16 ! So he doesn't know if his little brother *actually* became a death eater willingly or not. I think that our Reggie could have choose to be one, so Sirius could be as safe as someone can be at that time, but clearly, he wasn't following Voldy's BS. Because you know what ? Knowing about Horcruxes takes *time* and ressources, and books, you don't wake up one day and say 'well, why not find that locket located [...]' ! Ehh... No we don't. So he had to be against Voldy *before* he mistreated Kreacher, which, to people, is the only reason he wanted to defeat the so called dArK LoRd.

That was my ted talk, thanks for reading me, and please, if you don't agree, don't attack me, just explain your pov calmly and nicely, with respect, thank you !

#marauders #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #snape slander #severus snape slander #ao3 #marauders era #ted talk

[eva-knits12]

The Hate and Death Threats Are Uncalled For

Trigger warning: Mentions of suicide. If you are feeling suicidal, please dial 988 or 911 immediately!

DISCLAIMER: If you believe that Chris Evan's "marriage" is PR, then fine. I know it's PR, it's fake, there's a contract involved. If you believe it's real, then fine. I have nothing against you if you believe it's real. I disagree. I think we can find some common ground here.

PR contracts aren't a new thing in Hollywood. They've been around since the beginning of Hollywood, and they'll keep coming out with PR contracts. PR contracts were a way to cover up a star's sexual orientation, which is where fake marriages come into play here. They were legal up until 1965. Liberace was gay. So was Rock Hudson. Katherine Hepburn was a closeted lesbian. All of them were in PR marriages, and under PR contracts. So, this isn't the first time we've had a PR contract, and it's not going to be the last PR contract. They'll still exist even after Chris and the porn troll break up.

A few bloggers on here have been getting hate asks, and death threats. I refuse to name this person, and I refuse to give her the space on my blog. She doesn't deserve the space on my blog, and she doesn't deserve to live in my head rent-free.

There are bloggers wishing death upon Chris. Wishing that he'd drown, kill himself, etc. That's uncalled for! If I didn't like Chris, I wouldn't wish death upon him. That speaks volumes about your character.

These same bloggers have sent hate asks to several people, and have even accused certain bloggers of switching sides. I'm #Team Chris. I haven't changed my stance that this is PR. I was team PR until all of this hate, all of these DM's and all of the bullying started to intensify. Like I said, if you believe that this marriage is real, then fine. As I have stated before, I disagree. I'm still adult enough to let you have your beliefs, and guess what? That's okay! All I want is for Chris to be happy.

Chris looks miserable right now. There's no life in his soul, no life or light in his eyes, he's lost so much weight due to stress. There is little holding him together at this point. This is beyond guilt. He's in this contract, and it's deeper than we think.

This PR stunt will end when it's supposed to end. Chris and the porn troll will break up at some point, and it's not up to us to put out articles because it's not going on OUR timeline. Only two people know when this will end.

Telling someone to off themselves, wish they'd unalive themselves, and even making death threats is uncalled for. There are kids that have committed suicide because they were told to off themselves. There are people sitting in jail on murder charges because they have told a person to do this. You can be arrested for this!

The police can build a case easily because posts on IG, tumblr, facebook, e-mails and texts are time stamped. So, it doesn't take a detective to build a case.

I have lost two people in my life to suicide, and it never gets any easier.

All this hate right now is just uncalled for. I don't care what side you're on, I think both team PR and team real are unhinged. Both sides keep attacking each other over their own personal beliefs, and when someone walks away, or even interacts with someone from the other side, we're accused of switching sides. If you switch sides, fine. I have nothing against you if you do.

I'm Team Chris. There's still good in the man, and we just want to see him happy. He is still a decent human being underneath all this.

"Be excellent to each other."-Bill and Ted

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

#chris evans #team chris #ted talk #bill and ted

[call-me-remi]

#ted talk #reaction image #relevant