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harpyhormones · a day ago
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blocked before i could reblog but
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thats crazy lol. i wonder if even cursory research on americas gun control history would support that thesis
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bnmxfld · 2 days ago
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Come and kiss me and let's forget.
F. Scott Fitzgerald / The Ice Palace
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vecnacurse · 19 hours ago
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what is the most cursed song on your upside down playlist to save you from vecna?
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blackbeardskneebrace · 2 days ago
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im in your ship babygirlifying your pirates
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nonetoon · 2 days ago
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I’ve been doing research for Stardew Valley and on one hand getting my little farmer lady to marry one of the townsfolk would be cool but on the other hand Krobus
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metfell · 2 days ago
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shoutout to minecraft for not having subtitles in bedrock yet and making the entire deep dark and warden concept based around picking up subtle sounds.
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mentalquotes · 2 days ago
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pegasib · a day ago
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you seem fucking insane (flirting)
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sbnkalny · a day ago
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Corduroy jeans, corduroy shirts, corduroy sweaters, corduroy gloves, corduroy coats, coduroy clothing, corduroy food, corduroy people, corduroy world, corduroy universe, corduroy realm..
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ilovemy3ds · 2 days ago
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does your f/o say "wakey wakey eggs and bakey" to wake you up? do they say "no more mr nice guy" when they get angry? do they say "easy peasy lemon squeezy" after doing something easy? do they say "pretty please with a cherry on top" when they ask for something???????
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modelsof-color · 2 days ago
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https://www.ellecanada.com/fashion/indigenous-fashion-designers-to-know
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harpyhormones · 2 days ago
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love it when christian fascists do awful shit and yall bust out the “judeochristians” like dude im just fuckin standing here. do u think the christian fascists like us
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bnmxfld · a day ago
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There are people we meet in life who miss being important to us by inches, days, or heartbeats. Another place or time or a different emotional frame of mind and we would willingly fall into their arms; gladly take up their challenges or invitation. But as it is, we encounter them when we are discontent or content and they are not. Whatever they are, we are not and vice versa. Two trains going in different directions that pass for a few powerful moments at full speed, blasting noise and wind but then they are gone. Whatever serious chemistry might have been possible if, isn’t.
Jonathan Carroll
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peachykeendamsel · 2 days ago
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he's so handsome, i wanna sit on his face n cum a few times.
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sunsetquotes · 2 days ago
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Forgive yourself for not knowing what you didn’t know before you learned it.
Maya Angelou
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metfell · 2 days ago
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like whenever java players shit on bedrock i roll my eyes because yes its shit and thats the fucking problem because not everyone can play java not everyone has a pc that can handle minecaft. bedrock is for consoles and a ton of people playing bedrock are kids or people whos bodies are not able to sit upright at a desk using a keyboard and mouse. java players call so many shots in regards to minecraft and who they will listen to. bedrock cant even hold tools in the offhand, and when asked a while back in an interview they laughed like "well what would you need to hold there?"
java players threw a fit when the ability to build on the nether roof- which was a bug originally- was going to be taken away from them, and so the developers kept it in. bedrock doesnt get that kind of reaction. we dont even have a confirmation that the bug causing TEMPLES TO NOT GENERATE IN THE WORLD has been fixed.
we dont have subtitles. we dont have the offhand for anything other than rockets, arrows, totems, and nautilus shells for some reason. we cant elytra from water. java players ive played with have told me parkour is a nightmare on bedrock. our animals will randomly despawn even when put on a lead and nametagged in a closed room. villagers glitch through walls and fences and run off and die. sometimes when flying when the world doesnt load quick enough- which is always- you will get trapped in one spot and be forced to plummet down to the ground, and yes this has happened to me in the end.
but no lets keep adding in new features for sure lets never address the bugs already present in the game because microsoft wants a constant hypetrain for the game forever.
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fex-y · 2 days ago
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My meat? Small. My hole? Floppy. My gag refl-ACK. my g-raCK. ,,, m- *throws up on the floor*
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mentalquotes · a day ago
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hostilemuppet · 2 days ago
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joel: bullies jimmy relentlessly. punches him all the time. "i was praying i wouldnt get jimmy for a soulmate"
also joel: why would scar burn their ranch down thats so mean 😭 lets go help them
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asscrackcreed · a day ago
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if i saw someone jump off a building into a haystack i would simply turn around that is between them and God
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