#Thank y'all for coming to my TED talk

[valkyrie-of-the-rising-sun]

Y’all start talking about how the Reborn MC is adopting kids, and then about your Reborn OCs, so now Imma talk about my own OC Orion.

Frankly, Orion adopting these kids as their younger siblings (daughter, in Lin’s case. No one dared to argue with that even if it doesn’t sit well with them. Not to mention they’re 18 and legally an adult) is really in-character for them. Being an overprotective older brother to a then 5-year-old sister, I’m pretty sure Orion’s mind went like “kids?? must protect!” the moment they saw the younger members of the Reborn League. 

That, and because they haven’t gotten over the loss of their sister (they thought she was dead and was mourning during his travels; spoilers, she lived, and would be embarking on her own hero’s journey ten years after Orion). So when they saw these kids running amok and getting into all sorts of danger, their brotherly instincts went into overdrive and pretty much fast-track adopted them before everyone (including themself) even knew it. 

If I had to compare them with a Pokemon or two, I’d say they’re a Haxorus. Because they’re gentle, nurturing, patient, pacifistic and great with kids in general, but they’re also known for being a nightmarish terror on the battlefield like the Reborn MC... or when they’re royally pissed, which is super rare but it happens.

(You know, I’m not actually sure what Orion’s gender is. I know they’re non-binary, but I’m not sure if they’re a paraboy or a demiboy. I’m leaning towards the latter because they identify more as agender than with their assigned gender at birth and prefers to use they/them pronouns, but at the same time enough for them to prefer masculine terms over gender-neutral ones??) 

#pokemon reborn #reborn oc #orion #ramblings #thank y'all for coming to my ted talk

[useramor]

the thing that gets to me about buddie posts on here is that people will be like "look at them! friends don't do that! there is no platonic explanation for that" and well. friends do do that. their relationship is deep and beautiful and intense but their actions alone aren't exclusive to romantic partners. what — to me — makes buddie romantic over platonic boils down to their intentions. someone making their best friend their child's legal guardian isn't unheard of. but eddie did it and kept it a secret. eddie thought "this is the only man i trust with my son. this is the only person in this world that will hold my heart gently." and then eddie didn't tell him. that makes me crazier than the actual legal document. a normal friendship would discuss this. it'd be an open conversation. the fact that eddie can't bring himself to say it because he knows that what it means to him is too much to look in the eye? because he knows that telling buck about his decision would be the equivalent of bleeding all over the both of them again? that's what makes it romantic. eddie frantically chasing after buck's limp body after the lightning strike isn't necessarily because he's in love with him. plenty of really close friends would do that for each other. it's when eddie desperately tries to pull buck up to him instead of lowering him that makes it more. because eddie didn't climb the ladder to get buck down to safety, eddie climbed up the ladder to get buck to him. the desperation, the intent behind their actions, the way they can't look at each other when they're hurt because it's impossible to deal with even the idea of living in a world without each other says so much more than any of buck's acts of service alone. a best friend would help you take care of yourself and your kid after you have a mental breakdown, if you're physically injured, if you need help. it's the fact that nobody asked buck, it's the fact that he's the first person chris called, it's the fact that bobby didn't bat an eye, because of course buck's there to help eddie. it's a given. who else in the whole world would it be? because they're everything to each other. in a way that's just a little too much, a little too codependent, toes the line of friendship and lovelovelove a little too carelessly. they're not buck and eddie, best friends, they're buckandeddie, one word. and not because of any of action. because they're in massive stupid head over heels gay love with each other.

#i needed to get this off my chest please tell me y'all get this #because i see SO MANY people be like 'friends wouldn't do what they do!' and like.......yes they would #friends would do what they do they just wouldn't do it like THAT #thanks for coming to my ted talk #buddie

[demon-sterrr-draws]

Emo Boys Kissing!

Death Note Secret Santa gift for @ziggyracoon

#Death Note #Lawlight #trans!L lawliet #<- i cant resist making him trans he just has a lot of gender... thanks 4 coming to my ted talk #my art #merry christmas y'all #dnsecretsanta23

[hvstias]

there's something weird about ppl saying misogynistic shit @ viper after this cinematic idk

#i love omen. thats my baby. but however if u say he's just the victim here then imma laugh at you because homeboy was a whole ass mercenary #+sent to kill viper what did y'all expect her to do 😭 #maybe she might've gone so far with experimenting but MY POINT IS theyre both victims in their own ways thank u for coming to my ted talk #valorant #omen #viper

[red-write-hand]

i just got a ~horrible~ idea

so we all love the trope of bosses fucking their secretaries right? and we all know that this happens in Peaky Blinders to some extent. Now...you've gotta hear me out on this...Tommy fucking his secretary but...BUT...his secretary is a pretty boy who is super good with numbers.

Like Tommy makes him read him back the numbers while pumping into him mercilessly and stopping when his adorable boy stops because the pleasure is simply too much for him. He'd totally tilt the smaller man's chin up with his index and thumb to look at him and tell him "You're not coming until I hear you get every number correct. So, how are we for the next set of races, eh?" And he'd be such a little shit about it too! Tommy would totally tease the hell out of his boyfriend, especially if his boyfriend is an introvert. Tommy would have a field day if his darling blushed easily, even the slightest touch would set his prince off. A feature he would absolutely abuse. Lovingly, of course. He'd also be so sweet. His secretary had a bad day because too many people needed too much from him? He'd let his tired angel lay in his lap while he finished work at home, trying not to move to much so he didn't move his sleeping lover.

Overall, Tommy should have a boyfriend. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

#tommy shelby smut #thomas shelby smut #gay #bisexual #bisexual tommy supremacy #bisexual thomas shelby #peaky blinder imagine #tommy shelby imagine #thomas shelby #tommy shelby x reader #tommy shelby fanfiction #cillian murphy x reader #cillian murphy fanfiction #thank you for coming to my ted talk #thank you for letting me rant #i literally have no energy to write a whole fic so y'all get this tiny blurb

[dandelion-fae]

NSFW Warning

Please add your thoughts.

Because seriously Vox is for some reason the most mind boggling character to me in Hazbin. Especially considering he seems to have a relationship, though toxic as FUCK, with Valentino.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #i wanna dissect vox #i know the simps might have a field day with this but i think its necessary for y'all to realize i wanna pry him open with a scalpel #not fuck him #thank you for coming to my ted talk

[mattastr0phic]

They are breaking so many rules just being next to each other but they’re having so much fun doing it and that’s what’s important in a relationship

#like if you combined them one way it just says 'alright' LOL #dr clef #dr alto clef #scp #scp foundation #crunch munch is a love language thank you for coming to my ted talk #sorry y'all I love the chaos of their terrible ship names #mart #scp scribbles #clyr #dr myriad #myricle #chainshotgun #scp 963

[polyphonial-old]

how nobara would look if gege wasn't a COWARD ‼️ / inspired by @/nibeul's nobara design and star earring nobara drawing

[id: a digital drawing of nobara kugisaki from jujutsu kaisen. her legs are in profile, but her torso is turned towards the viewer. she is grinning confidently. she has medium brown skin and dark brown hair with a bleached streak. she steps forward with her right foot, bending her left behind it, and holds up her hammer and three nails in between her fingers close to her head with her left hand. her right is leaning on a dark blue cane. it has a cyan star pattern, a light blue handle and wristband, and two pride flag stickers: a trans flag and a heart-shaped lesbian one. the last difference from canon is her clothes. her dress shirt is partially unbuttoned, and her jacket is fully unbuttoned, with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows. she wears a studded hole black belt and her skirt is pleated and shorter, halfway to her knees, but it has shorts beneath it. she wears white knee high ribbed socks and white sneakers with pink stars, as well as black fingerless gloves, pink nail polish and silver wire star earrings. the background is pink with stars and exclamation marks. end id.]

#olly scribbles #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #nobara kugisaki #jjk fanart #jjk redesign #nobara jjk #digital art #HII IT IS FINALLY DONE !!! #HUGE ty to vera and corey for supporting the creative process and even huger ty to corey for helping me come up w fnd cane user nobara <333 #anyway. like 70% of my mutuals are from jjk and i don't draw anything for it ever so i hope y'all enjoy 👍 #also potential yuki thing in the works tee hee #going to dump some info abt the design here #so her bleached streak + gloves are an inspo from yuki bc. i think nobara would rlly like her if they met #stars are her thing and she likes fashion <3 #and the stud holes also function as places she hangs up her bag + hammer + cane when she's out n about #ok that is all thank you for coming to my ted talk *autism voice*

[froginaskinsuit]

born to stand at smokey 1920s jazz bars with velveteen lounge chairs and good music while looking mildly mysterious in a slutty suit that only slightly gives away my position in the criminal underworld

forced to exist in the age of thirty second music snippets

#dont get me wrong that music is still great and valid #but sometimes it's just like #i wanna be there #with the #jazz #and #swing #and the 1920s aesthetic but not the reality of living in that time #bc alskdjdhskdkdjdjdj #can y'all tell I'm going #crazy #yeahhhhh #live music is amazing though #we need more places where the performers can be appreciated #and listened to #skinsuit notes #thank u for coming to my ted talk

[osoreruna]

GIVE ME FIGHT THREADS :GUN:

#𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 + [ OOC ] #oh whoa okay sorry #that was a little aggressive... #but.....:gun: #I MEAN — #it's just so fun writing all might. even more fun fight writing all might. #and if it's a student or another teacher — he's probably 'playing the villain' #AND HE'S SO GOOD AT IT #AND I THINK IT'D BE SO FUN/NY #i mean...i expect nothing less from someone who's dedicated 40 years of his life actively fighting villains. #he knows his way around *being* one so he can *win against one*. #but also ???? #toshinori grew up on wrestling. #if any of y'all let me write TOSHINORI GETTING TO WRESTLE / TEACH YOUR MUSE WRESTLING I WILL !!! #i will be healed. #thank you for coming to my ted talk. #i swear this is an actual rp blog. this weekend was just incredibly busy. #tbd

[magicaldreamfox1]

u know. if u gain more confidence in ur writing then it'll be more fun and less miserable

#i just feel like this has to be said #it's not easy to do ofc it's not and i had help #but it's never wrong to try and work on urself #bc being miserable is just not worth it #stop overediting stop trying to be perfect just post ur writing and then write a lot more #it's not easy but it's simple #if that doesn't work for u then find smthg that does #bc genuinely u guys Need some confidence #bc that's ur hobby and u shouldn't be miserable while doing ur hobby #gain confidence set boundaries put it down when it needs to be put down go to sleep when u need to sleep #it takes a lot of time and a lot of trying but so much can change for u if u just try #and i am trying to take that advice myself in a lot of other areas im not perfect #but my writing improved so much since i gained more confidence and now i just have so much fun writing #where i had to sit myself down and make myself write previously it's just part of my routine now and i do it nearly every day bc i like it #idk if that makes sense but conclusion: y'all need more confidence in ur writing so u can stop being miserable #dni if this post doesn't apply to u and u like being miserable or smthg idk #this is also not abt mental illness so don't start #this is abt insecurity making u miserable #and ruining the joy of creation #thank u for coming to my ted talk #dreamy talks

[timeforsomethrillingheroicsblog]

you’re all booing because you know i’m right jack is extremely limp. saggy even. i would go so far as to say pathetic. 

watch lost and tell me that is a man who stays hard we both know who’s in the right here

#yes i am a jack stan no i am not taking questions at this time #he is insane and also very runny jello thank you for coming to my ted talk #just wait until my internets better and i can find screenshots with proof y'all are in for it

[afunfunkytime]

georgia is caked the fuck up and in this essay i will

this man is the peach state y'all can't tell me he ain't got a juicy georgia 🍑 of his own

dadbod georgia with a fat ass is the Law now, i do make the rules

georgia wore short shorts once and gave half the country a sexuality crisis, this man sways his hips when he walks and i will stand by this until i die

this is not a shitpost. i am very serious about this. give this man some buns. do it. give him that honkytonk badonkadonk.

thank you for coming to my ted talk about the state of georgias ass.

#ben brainard #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttsh #wttt #the table #im NOT joking #but i am very sorry for this #if you see this #drink some holy water #thank you for coming to my ted talk #georgia is cheeked up in this waffle house #y'all cant tell me he isnt #he just is #them country songs dont talk about juicy georgia peaches for nothin #he got that honkytonk badonkadonk #i hate myself

[abstractpenny]

being alive is falling in love with the sky and the trees and the air and the way the gentle wind blows across your face and all the little kids who are learning about the world with every breath and all the people living their lives while the sun shines warmly on their skin.

being alive means breathing and appreciating the way the air fills your lungs. being alive is hurting for all the people in the world who aren't safe and aren't happy and aren't okay.

being alive is being not okay sometimes yourself.

being alive is enjoying all the works of art and fiction people have ever made. being alive is creating your own art and fiction. being alive is being able to create and appreciate creations.

being alive is to be able to look up at the stars and have your breath taken away. to feel how warm your blankets are. to smell flowers or wet dirt after it rains. to hear birds chirping when you wake up on a weekend and don't know what time it is.

to be alive is to experience some beautiful. life.

#life #existentialism #existence #y'all we're alive #that's so fucking cool #you get to breathe #and I get to breathe #and we get to just be #we're alive #deep thoughts #emotional #feelings #love #hope #peaceful #peace #inner peace #shower thoughts #thinking #wow #anyways #yeehaw #thanks for coming to my ted talk

[splenderai]

[taps microphone, clears throat] grusha pokemon has muscles and tattoos

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #grusha #gym leader grusha #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scvi #pokemon sv #he was a pro athlete i'm not having this skinny twink grusha nonsense #he's lean sure but built for sure like those thighs calves and biceps are sheeeesh #and he's got at least a couple of tattoos #i am drawing them as we speak #grusha stans where you at i want to rotate him in my mind with y'all #words with min

[lanzhanmybeloved]

Sunshot campaign era thoughts

Honestly, if lwj had offered his ass to wwx to "release" all the resentful energy and "cleanse" himself it wouldn't have taken 13-16 years to be together 🙄

All I'm saying is that fucking lwj's pussy would have fixed wwx.

#lan wangji #mdzs #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan zhan #mo dao zu shi #wei ying #wei wuxian x lan wangji #I uttered no lie and y'all know it #lan wangji could have saved so many lives if he just spread his legs and let wwx go wild #thank you for coming to my ted talk