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going-to-ikea-for-the-fries · 2 months

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It's a Match! || 141 x Reader

[ Chapter 10 ] || [ Chapter 12 ]

Pairing: 141 x gn!Reader Words: 1.1K~ Summary: While overcoming recent heartbreak, you decide to join Tinder in search of a rebound. Your friends advise to just Swipe Right indiscriminately... What happens when 4 soldiers from the same squad match with you? a/n: i'm in love with gaz

Chapter 11: Excuse me?

A DM suddenly shoots up to the top of the pile in Kyle’s Tinder DM list and his eyebrows raise when he sees your name.

It’s been a month and a half, maybe longer, since you two last matched and after the brief rejection and you having gotten with Price, his life moved on and he kind of forgot you existed.

But your sudden message whose preview starts with “hey sorry to be botheri-” intrigues him so he presses it.

you: hey sorry to be bothering u but i figured it was safe to dm u about this because between u and johnny u seemed to be the most mature one! is simon okay? he stopped replying to me like a week ago and im concerned

Kyle’s eyebrows shot up on his forehead upon reading the question.

Kyle: he’s been texting u? 🤨 you: HI! yeah he has Kyle: excuse me? 🤨🤨 Kyle: like texting texting u. Kyle: as in you text him and he answers and u 2 chat? 😐 you: yes? 🙃 Kyle: tf kind of witchcraft did u pull on him? 🤨 Kyle: he doesnt text. Kyle: not one of us can get more than a thumbs up reaction to our texts in the groupchat. 😑 you: he texts me! Kyle: 😫?? Kyle: jesus christ. you: you didnt answer is he okay?? 😭😭

Kyle thought back on a reason why Ghost would suddenly, well, ghost you. But he can’t think of any… Ghost is a notoriously bad texter, it doesn’t surprise him that he went MIA…

And then it hits him.

It’s 8 A.M. in the rec room of their floor and Ghost was making tea just as Johnny was taking a seat in the couch.

Kyle oofed as Johnny hit him, throwing his legs over Kyle’s lap. “Watch it mate, fuck you’re bloody heavy!” He complained.

“AH, FUCKIN’ HELL!” Ghost cursed as he threw his hands up in the air the sound of water dripping on the floor catching his attention.

Kyle looked over to see Ghost had spilled his boiling hot water everywhere on the counter.

“You alright L.T.?” Soap asked a she lifted his head over the back of the couch to peer at Simon just like Gaz was.

“Great.” Ghost grunted as he picked up his phone from the counter, which was also dripping in water, while his other hand threw a rag onto the mess of water dripping down from the counter.

“Oh fuck… ‘s your phone dead?” Soap asked and Ghost grumbled under his breath, not quite answering the question, as he busied himself soaking up the spilled water.

Just then, Price showed up at the rec room door. “Simon, gear up. Got a briefing for a solo mission in 10.”

“Fuckin’ hell, yeah, yeah, I got it.” Ghost grunted as he cleaned the mess and then rushed out the door, leaving his mug of tea in the counter and clutching his now broken phone in his hands.

Kyle: hes fine. Kyle: he spilled water on his phone and killed it I think. Kyle: and he got sent out before he could get it fixed. 🙃 you: oh okay good! you: thanks! you: sorry to have bothered you! 🙏 Kyle: now wait just a minute. 😤 Kyle: u need to explain how in the hell u and ghost talk.👀 you: ghost? Kyle: that’s his work name. 🤷‍♂️ you: fitting seeing as i thought he ghosted me Kyle: THAT’S THE JOKE I MADE JUST NOW TO MYSELF! 😭 you: were in sync it seems 😭 Kyle: answer the question tho. you: idk what u want me to answer with Kyle: wdym u dont know??? explain yourself. Kyle: how do you get ghost to text u???? you: idk? im funny ig Kyle: 😑 you: im sorry if thats not what u want to hear Kyle: wait Kyle: a couple weeks ago he was out all night Kyle: during morning training soap was talking about how he had a date Kyle: was he with u? 👀👀 you: soap? Kyle: johnny. Kyle: keep up cmon now. you: jeez don’t patronize me you: yes simon was with me Kyle: 👀👀👀 Kyle: i see. Kyle: tell me more. you: theres nothing to tell Kyle: thats a lie and u know it. you: its not!!! Kyle: cmon. Kyle: u cant just meet with a bloke with a skull mask on and then say u dont have anything to tell. 😑😑 you: a skull mask?? Kyle: did he not wear a mask when he was with u? 🤨🤨 you: yes? you: a black one Kyle: with a skull print on it yeah? you: no??? 🙃 you: just black! Kyle: jesus christ. Kyle: and what? what happened? you: nothing?! Kyle: walk me thru it. you: we went out for a drink then came back to mine and watched a movie! Kyle: 🤨🤨 Kyle: and had a shag? you: NO???? Kyle: wdym no? thats what would normally happen with a bloke. you: and???? you: this is simon were talking about kyle you: nothing about him screams normal exactly 🙃 you: hes joked about being able to kill me with his bar ehands you: bare hands* Kyle: fair. Kyle: this raises more questions for me. you: what Kyle: like u would meet with a masked bloke that can kill u with his bare hands alone without protection? 🤨 you: i had protection Kyle: not a condom. you: oh 😅 you: well we met at a pub soooo Kyle: what did u 2 do then Kyle: other than watch a ‘movie’ 🙄 you: played mario kart you: slept Kyle: as in Kyle: you SLEPT? like honk shoo honk mimimimi? you: yes🙄🙄 Kyle: im confused. you: ur confused? im fucking confused bro Kyle: wdym u SLEPT TOGETHER? 🙃 Kyle: WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS? Kyle: wtf have u done to him Kyle: like ghost doesnt text, he sure as shit doesnt visit people, and he doesnt go on dates, he doesnt sleep next to people, im almost sure the man doesnt have feelings or emotions and only speaks in sarcasm Kyle: how can u get that out of him?? 🤨🤨 Kyle: no one else can! you: well with that mentality you cant you: idk what to tell u you: we hit it off 🙄 Kyle: explain yourself. you: ive been explaining it!!!!! Kyle: no explain it better. Kyle: I think Im having a stroke. you: idk how to make it clearer??? Kyle: thats it. Kyle: are you free rn?? Kyle: I need u to explain urself. 😑 you: Im at work? Kyle: whens ur lunch break? 👀 you: in 35 minutes. Kyle: do u like ramen? you: yes? Kyle: whats the closest japanese to ur job? you: Akira Kyle: meet me at Akira for lunch. Kyle: I’m buying. you: who said i want to meet up with u?? 🤨🤨 Kyle: man just get down there. Kyle: im offering to pay. you: fineeeee 🙄

Kyle quickly hopped up from his seat at his desk with a start and rushed back to his room to change out of his fatigues.

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sir-achimus-prime · 1 year

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Daily Dose Of Sundrop :

Summary : Sunny's Sulking and Y/n knows how to deal with him . Sides is butthurt but glad his bro has a friend .

Note : Pure Chaos , I was inspired recently and decided to write it out . Might delete but , enjoy it . Feel free to send prompts as i'm a procrastinator and would love some feed back and direction/inspiration.

Anyway , Enjoy and Have a good day/night !!

And enjoy 😊🙂

* Y/n's Phone and Contact names *

Sundrop : Where are you !?

Me : Somewhere .... why ?

Sundrop : Sideswipe provoked Prowl.

Me : Bitch , I'm at work 😒 🙄

~~~~Message to Sidewinder ~~~~

Me : Bitch , I'm at work 😒🙄

Me : Why'd you piss off prowl ?

Sideswinder is typing .....

~~~~Message to Jazz-man ~~~~~~~~~

Me : What'd Sidewinder do and why's Sundrop made

Jazz-man : Sides , used all Sunny's new fancy paints on Prowler. Prowlers slagged off and Sunny's been in their Quarters since Saturday . Why ? We've been trying to get to comm.'em , but He's ignoring all hails . You talked to'em ?

~~~~~~~~~

Sundrop : The Slag you saying !!

Me : Sorry , meant to send that to someone else 😅 .

Sundrop : Whatever. Where are you ?

Me : I'm at work .

Sundrop : Work !? I thought you worked with Prowl?

Me : No. I have bills and kids !

Sundrop : You reproduced ?! Primus help us all !

Me : O.o Wtf ! Did Sideswipe Spike the energon dispenser again !?

Sundrop : What ! HE BETTER NOT HAVE SPIKED THE ENERGON DISPENCER !!

Me : Not what i meant , aft.

Sundrop : ....

Sundrop : You must be horrible at your job ! I would not hire you

Me : ... Good Thing I don't work for you 🙂🙃🙂

Sundrop : The Slag are those :smile: ?

Me : I'm on Lunch . It's ending in 30 mins. I'll be at Inn-n-out if ya wanna talk or talk smack about the stock domestic cars/trucks ?

Sundrop : They should know better ! Why should i grace them with my presence ?!

Me : I'm not going to base this week. Prowl's pairing both Prowl and you with someone else.

Sundrop : I'll be there in .... 15 mins.

Me : Your 3 hours away ?!

Sundrop : .... And your a stupid human ...

Me : O.o ... damn ... Want a stool for that horse ?

Sundrop : What Horse !!

Me : Hehe , Stupid Alexa

Sundrop : Who the frag is Alexa !

Me : I'm here . I'm grabbing some food .

Sundrop : Disgusting.

Me : Are you texting and driving!

* Many Stock Mustangs/Chargers/Cameros were critizied by a Car Nerd and her Car Ninja Turtle 🐢 *

1 day later

Me : Sunstreaker!!

Sundrop : So you live ! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ME !!

Me : Bruh , Caplocks is on

Sundrop : What !

Me : Ummm , I gave Jazz something to give ya . Can ya open the door ?!

Sundrop : `~`

Me : Damn ... Whelp i guess Dinobots are gonna enjoy some new Linseed oil , mortar/pestel , Pigments and muller , brushes and a canvases , huh ?

Sundrop : .....is typing

~~~Message from The Jazz-man~~~~

Jazz-man : He's got it. Hopefully he uses it before Sideswipe gets out .

Me : Don't stress about it , Jazz

~~~~~~Message to Sideswinder~~~~

Me : I swear to god , If you mess with his new paint set , Ratchet will know !!

Sideswinder : Jeez ! ALRIGHT !! What's my brother do ?

Me : Nothing. Just don't fuck with his paints ! Also good-luck 🥰😘

Note : Thank you for reading !!!!!!

#jazz transformers #prowl #prowl x jazz #sideswipe #sideswipe x reader #sunstreaker #sunstreaker x reader #transformers g1 #springer

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em-writes-stuff-sometimes · 1 year

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So, I've been waiting for the perfect moment to re-read the new chapter because when I first did I was totally disassociated and just couldn't pay enough attention for more than five sentences BUT anyway I forced myself to read because the intrigue was KILLING ME. So far I haven't had the chance to read it in peace but fck it, I have to share my thoughts!

All those things aside, and for what my stupid overstimulated brain could remember/absorb... WOW I MEAN, for some reason I didn't though that the order to serve the tea came from Alicent!?!? I just thought it was Larys and his attempts to win the queen's favour. You know, like the fire at Harrenhall? Idk if I'm even making sense lol 🙃

It completely went over my head but it just makes so much sense when you think about her overall disapproval of the marriage. Put that together with her delusions of self righteousness and being this 'pious woman devoted to the faith and everything that's good and holy' and such and YES! This is her thinking she's "saving" babey somehow of the horrible burden it must be being married to Daemon. THE SAME train of thought of Ser Criston!?

I'm thinking Alicent inner monologue was like: -So if there's no consumation of the marriage it will make it easy to nullify... Okay, well, they did fuck,,, soo,,, umm, if they don't have any heirs then that'll make sinful-selfish-ugly Daemon dislike her and leave her and then she can finally be saved and redeemed by marrying a good man... Of course Viserys would allow it, even more if my father convinces him.-

And, Senna... She just completely disappointed me. I kinda get where she's coming from but girrrrlll that wasn't your choice to make! I'm a little conflicted because I don't want babey to lose another of her friends but that is just something that can't be ignored.

Oh and babey's confrontation with Alicent! And that slap! I loved it!

-I would rather be his whore than your saint.-

That line will forever be ingrained in my mind. It lives there rent free now. Whew.

So yeah, that was a ramble... I apologize for any mistakes, this must be unreadable. Heh

Thank you so much once again for this magnificent story! Lots of love to you and good luck with work!

-V

HHHHEEEEEYYYY, V!

Firstly, I am so sorry for how long it took me to get back to you on this one. Jeez. I suck. Secondly, I'm so glad you enjoyed this chapter, aaaah! It was one of the two (maybe three?) 'big reveals' of this story, and so I had to pump out a lot of dialogue for it. The next one is also a little dialogue-heavy, le sigh.

I totally get expecting someone else, not Alicent! It's been interesting to read what people were thinking before I posted the chapter, and while quite a few guessed Alicent, the reasoning at least caught people by surprise. I think she's one of those types of people who do heinous things for the sake of what she believes is right; in a way, this makes her so much more dangerous than those who know they're in the wrong. Senna was a letdown, but she was the only way I could sort of rationalise as to how Babey was getting dosed while all the way on Dragonstone. I could totally see Alicent manipulating this poor minor noblewoman into thinking the ONLY possible thing to do to 'save' her mistress is to prevent her having the children of a man famed for his various cruelties. We see Babey in a low point next chapter, cuz she's just a little bit done. Rhaenyra, Miriam, Senna, Alicent... all the people she thought were her friends are dying or betraying her, poor girl. BUT she's getting new ladies, AAAAAND the big sis reunion is COMING UP SOOOOOOOON! I'm so glad you enjoyed the slap, I wasn't expecting it to happen but it came bursting from my brain and fingers and I left it in there, lol. She deserved it, haha. I'm pretty sure that line - "I would rather be his whore than your saint" - was what I came up with before even writing that scene, so I built everything around it. It came to me randomly, but I'm certain I've been inadvertently inspired by Titanic (1997) in the writing of it.

Thank you so so much for reading, and for sharing your thoughts! Thrilled you liked it!

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riverstardis · 2 years

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go out and get busy:

lmao max, lofty, and robyn’s superhero costumes skdkdkfk

lofty saying he was always picked last in or so he didn’t want to try kicking a football back to some kids :(

max doing it instead and kicking it in the complete wrong direction lol

robyn wrote that a patient was allergic to women???? oh she says it was a joke because that’s what he said when she asked him and she forgot that she’d actually written it down skdkfkkf she’s in big trouble

tess also calling lofty in to tell him off too even though he didn’t have anything to do with it??? i really don’t get why she hates lofty so much like he literally can’t do anything right according to her

max giving robyn and lofty a pep talk: “look, i get it, you work for the nhs. job satisfaction’s at an all time low. the tories are in power. but you know what, get over it, because what you two do actually matters. actually, properly, literally matters. and there are people out there now, right now, who need your help. today, you can change a life. today, you can save a life. today. so i want you to get back out there, start doing your jobs, and ask yourself for once in your life, W.W.B.D? … what would batman do?” HAHAHA HE LITERALLY SAID FUCK THE TORIES SO TRUE MAX

yikes a bride and groom falling through the floor at their reception

the groom not even worrying about his wife and getting out himself and leaving her???? luckily her ex husband is there to help her…

tamzin telling jeff not to be a hero :(((

cal volunteering to attend the floor collapse and ethan going “hang on. you’re clinical, i’m just working on an audit, i’ll go.” and when nobody says anything “what? he’s jumped into one limo and suddenly he’s john mcclane?” LMAO

and robyn’s going too

i mean cal may be a BASICS doctor but ethan was a HEMS doctor for a year so he’s probably had more experience in this kind of thing right?

they have to amputate the bride’s lower leg to get her out before the whole building collapses

uh oh ethan lifts the visor of his helmet because he can’t see because of all the dust

aand ofc something goes in his eye so he has to stop

he says they’re gonna need another doctor but robyn steps up and is like tell me what to do

lofty treating a deaf patient who he suspects has been beaten by her boyfriend but surprise surprise it’s going to be hours before the interpreter gets there🙄 have they literally ever successfully got a bsl interpreter when they need one like seriously????

the ambulance arrives with the bride and ethan’s got gauze taped over his eye and is wearing his glasses over the top of it sjskskkf

the groom finally coming to see his wife and the ex being like where’ve you been and he’s like i had to be seen for my injuries but he literally just had a few burst blood vessels under his fingernails🚩🚩

he didn’t even know her leg had been amputated

ethan lying on the bench outside

wait a second is this ethan’s pov?? it’s all blurry so is this how bad his eyesight is??? jeez it’s quite bad sjskfkfk

this ethan, jeff, and dixie scene🥺🥺🥺🥺

ethan sits up to let jeff sit next to him on the bench and then goes “i only came out to do an audit”

jeff: very impressive work today, young man. very impressive.

dixie: yeah you’re a right regular action hero. you’ll be putting this one (jeff) to shame before long

ethan: well it’s no small thanks to robyn

jeff: how’s the eye?

ethan: yeah, it’s lucky there’s no abrasions so [i can’t tell what he says but some name of ointment] ointment for a few days

jeff: who’s looking at you, kid

ethan: thank you, guys

ethan’s so cute but jefff :((((((

ethan’s eye will heal just in time for him to nearly die in a car crash🙃

now cal’s coming out to speak to ethan too

cal: i heard you did good

ethan: eat your heart out john mccain

cal: mcclane

ethan: what did i say?

cal: mccain

ethan: the american senator and 2008 republican presedential candidate…

cal: yeahhh that’s the one

ethan: cooool

and they start laughing together I LOVE THEMMM ETHAN PLEASE DONT LEAVE😭😭

aww lofty has the idea of taking the deaf woman to one of the toilets in maternity that has one of them discreet ways of alerting to domestic violence (a sticker to put on a urine sample)

aww max bonding with a teenage patient

what came over max in this one episode to give so many pep talks and life lessons sjdkdkkf

lofty telling tess he’s scared of her and her apologising to him

jeff and dixie were meant to be going to see a movie with scarlett johansson in but jeff forgot and arranged to go out with tamzin and when it’s time to go he’s like “you still going to the cinema though yeah?” and dixie’s like “absolutely! hell or high water couldn’t keep me and miss johansson apart” sjskdkfk they just don’t write their lesbian rep like dixie anymore do they :(

LMAO max calls connie “the evil overlord” and she walks up behind him like “who would that he exactly?”

HELPP robyn goes “you, actually. we were talking about you.” and connie stares at her but you can see her smiling ever so slightly and she goes “well i stand by what i said this morning but credit where credit’s due you had a good day today. keep up the good work”

lofty, max, and robyn walking out in their superhero costumes to mirror the beginning and there’s some lads kicking around a can and they kick it to max who kicks it to robyn who kicks it to lofty who completely misses it and falls flat on his back skskdkfk

i think it’s a little bit evil of them to put born lucky and the last call back to back but nevertheless i’m excited and i hope everyone’s ready for many many tears tomorrow🥲

#damn i wrote a lot for this didnt i #it’s a good ep #bring on tomorrow!#classic casualty #go out and get busy #bbc casualty #casualty

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the-kestrels-feather · 3 months

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Get To Know Me Tag Game

I was tagged by the lovely @gyokujyn, thank you friendo!!

1. How did you get your nickname (or url)?

There's nothing especially deep to it tbh, my name is Kestrel and my go-to username is kestrelfeather (yes I know its a Warrior Cats name it haunts me every day) but it was taken already

2. What's the last thing that made you cry?

Not to trauma dump on this here Tumblr post but tbh I need to get better at actually feeling my feelings, because I don't remember the last time I cried, and it's not because I'm living my best life or anything it's because I bottle my feelings like a fine wine 😅🙃

3. What's your latest guilty pleasure?

I try not to feel guilty about things that being me joy but it is absolutely my shameless Self-insert OC created to date Bucky Barnes and is almost definitely the Nonbinary equivalent of a Mary Sue but they make me happy GOD DAMMIT Cringe culture is DEAD

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

So despite not being a sporty kid I've actually played a few! Itty bitty baby Kes played soccer, Tee Ball, and Softball at varying times, and did Ballet, jazz, and tap for like a year or two. But that all stopped when I turned 7 and FINALLY talked my parents into letting me take horseback riding lessons, and I did that for 11.5 years. I absolutely LOVED riding, and would ABSOLUTELY still be doing it, but unfortunately it's time and money I don't have so I just stare longingly.

5. What are your pet peeves?

People who don't chew with their mouth closed talk with their mouth full my mother even though she denies it, kids who come into the textbook distribution room I work in and go "I need a book" but when i ask them for a title, class, teacher, literally any information that woukd help me get them the correct book they just say "I don't know".

6. What is the first thing you notice about people?

Eyes. I suck at eye contact but if someone has pretty eyes I take notice

7. What is your eye color?

Great question tbh. Somewhere between blue and green, like a sort of teal-y color.

8. What super specific trope or genre is your kryptonite?

In non-fanciction settings: Gothic and Cosmic horror, action is fun, the fact that Librivox audiobooks of novels in the public domain are easy to find and extremely accessible, it's given me a strong love for classical literature, Picture of Dorian Gray is my favorite.

In Fanfiction settings: inject that Hurt/Comfort directly into my VEINS--. I'm also a big fan of any and all forms of Nonsexual intimacy.

9. What is your superpower?

As a Props Artisan I can make anything out of anything. I love making props from found objects, especially weapons. I was on a production of Romeo and Juliet and got to make all sorts of fun found object weapons because it was a post-apocalyptitc world

Some examples:

10. Which fictional world would you be happy to call home?

I know I would like. Instantly die. But I would love to live as a half-blood in the Percy Jackson world tbh.

11. What are your hobbies?

Listening to audiobooks and video essays, writing, learning to draw, video games, and crafting.

12. Do you have any pets?

I have one Dog, an 11 year old rat terrier mix named Peanut who owns my heart ❤️ I used to have pet land snails too, but unfortunately they have all passed on.

Bonus Peanut. Look at this little face how could you see this and NOT want to hand over all your worldly possessions to her:

13. What is your biggest toxic trait?

Oh jeez. I have a stubborn streak, but can also be really selfish.

14. Is there anything you're afraid you won't accomplish?

Oh BOY is there. My dream is to work Props for a Marvel movie and I worry I'll never get there. Also I'm just in general worried I'm never going to get a job in theatre/film which is my dream because it's the job I want, what I love, and what I went to school for and I'm scared I'll never get there.

15. What's number one on your bucket list?

The aforementioned dream of working on a Marvel movie!

Tags:

@bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky @navybrat817 @feraljazzpunk @buckybuckyboo and anyone else who wants to!

#thank you agaon for the tag!

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kinkandkreep · 2 years

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Saw this on Twitter, I thank 🤔, thought I'd share here

Yeah, I'm a bit of a soft hoe. 🙃 I threw a lil' sum there toward the end with that hurt/comfort, but the rest is quite literally me being weak in the knees for domestic shit.

Also, I really hate all the back and forth, beat around the bush, childish game type shit associated with stuff like pining, fake dating and enemies to lovers. I like to get to the point and bask in the cute, sweet love to be found in soulmate connections and strong relationships. 😭

Jeez Ari, projecting much? 🙃🙄

ANYWAY 🙂

Below is a clean copy for any who are interested. If you copy and post separately, tag me if you'd like! I'd love to see you guy's preferences. 😁 Have fun! ✌🏾

#fanfic #fanfics #fanfic writers #fanfiction writer #fanfiction #About the Author

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animeomegas · 2 years

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Kinktober - Day 15

[Sasuke (Naruto) + Size Difference]

Summary: Sasuke wasn’t small! He was average, thank you very much. It wasn’t his fault that his alpha was freakishly big! Alpha!Dom!GN!Reader

Warnings: Reader is gender neutral but I have described them as tall- ish with a broader figure. They are also described as strong, but that could very well be chakra enhanced, for those of use that are extremely weak 😅 I wish I was strong enough to lift Sasuke lmao, it took me four minutes to open a jar of tomato sauce this evening 🙃

When Sasuke and his alpha first got together, some people used to giggle and poke fun at how different they looked standing next to each other. And begrudgingly, Sasuke had to acknowledge they had a point.

Sasuke was powerful of course, he was stronger than almost every person in the village, but his physique was smaller, lither, and easily hidden beneath his chosen baggy clothes. His pale complexion simply added to the effect because his exclusively black wardrobe seemed to swallow him.

But his alpha was different. Taller than him, broader than him. They also had a certain presence that Sasuke did not, mainly because Sasuke refused to speak or interact with strangers.

They were a burning sun and Sasuke felt like a little black hole when he stood next to them.

And when their clothes were off, the differences continue.

…

“You’re so cute down here, I love it,” you cooed, pressing a kiss to the top of his half hard cock. Sasuke could tell his face was red and he tried to will the blush away.

“I’m not cute,” he grumbled, half-heartedly pushing you away. He was… average, thank you very much.

“Hmm,” you gave a little smile as you pretended to think on it. “Nope, definitely cute.”

You nuzzled affectionately at his crotch and Sasuke felt his cock give a very noticeable interested twitch. Traitor.

To further Sasuke’s embarrassment, you laughed at the twitch and then proceeded to take him into your mouth, engulfing him immediately. Sasuke barely supressed a yelp at the sudden onslaught of warm pleasure.

You sucked aggressively for about thirty seconds, maintaining eye contact throughout (eye contact that Sasuke did not meet because, jeez you were going to kill him doing this) before pulling off with an obscene pop.

And then you paused as though lost in though. Was Sasuke not engaging enough to keep your attention? He huffed indignantly and opened his mouth to say something, but you were faster.

“There are better positions for this.”

And with that, you leant down and grabbed Sasuke up off the bed.

This time, Sasuke actually did yelp as he quickly closed his bare legs around your equally bare body for some stability.

“What are you playing at, idiot?”

You sat back down on the bed, now with Sasuke on your lap, completely ignoring his question. The audacity.

“Answer my quest-“

You slotted your hands under him and suddenly lifted him into the air, hooking his legs over your shoulders, his entire weight quite literally resting in your palms.

“You can’t just throw me around like-!”

You took advantage of your new position and slipped Sasuke’s hard cock back into your mouth, forcing Sasuke to end his sentence as a rush of air left him at the welcome sensation.

Your mouth was warm and your tongue skilful. All the complaints flew from Sasuke’s mind in an instant and he wrapped his legs around your head and gripped your arms to balance himself. You were holding him up so effortlessly. Why did that make his stomach flip so much?

All at once, Sasuke found himself plummeting towards what would be a humiliatingly fast orgasm. He felt like he was burning up from the inside, and oh fuck, he was definitely dripping slick onto your lap.

If he listened closely, he could hear the gentle splashes his slick was making as his fell in droplets onto your bare thighs.

“Stop! I’m close!” Sasuke finally found the strength to speak and his words tumbled from his mouth louder than he had intended.

You immediately let his cock fall out of your mouth, the sudden rush of cold air making Sasuke shiver.

Slowly but effortlessly, you manoeuvred Sasuke onto your lap so that he was facing you with a single leg on either side of you, close enough that your cocks were bumping up against each other.

And immediately Sasuke remember how this whole things started.

You giggled as Sasuke’s cock was almost completely obscured by yours and Sasuke pursed his lips at how small he looked against you.

“Stop laughing, idiot, you’re the one whose freakishly abnormal,” Sasuke huffed. He tried to shift his hips back, but you tightened your grip and simply dragged him back in. Sasuke quickly realised that he had left a trail of slick on your lap and it killed any retort that might have been brewing in his mind, so instead he levelled an embarrassed glare at you.

You weren’t fazed for even a second. In fact, you leant in the way you always did when he was frowning and kissed him.

And as much as he tried to stop it, a shadow of a smile crept onto his face. He hit you lightly on the shoulder to stop you from noticing his smile. He had to maintain some semblance of dignity… even if it felt like a losing battle at this point.

“We need to leave for our dinner reservations in an hour, Sasuke, so stop sulking and let me show you how much I appreciate how cute you are,” you said with a teasing grin.

“…”

“Hn. Fine.”

You smiled at him and lifted his chin with your hand to guide him to look you in the eye, even though you knew what that would do to him. Tch, you lived to embarrass him, he shouldn’t be surprised at this point.

“I love you, you know.”

Case in point.

Sasuke tried very hard not to startle at your words. He suddenly felt a need to flee. He- He- He couldn’t say it, not right now. But he didn’t want you to… think he didn’t care.

So, with a blush that could rival the sun he had humiliatingly found himself comparing you to more than one, he pressed a very light kiss to the hand that was still cupping his face.

The look you gave him in return made him feel like he was going to melt. Where did you learn to make him feel like this? How did you know always know what was going on inside his head?

“Here,” you interrupted the silence, taking one of his hands and laying it on your cock before resting on of yours on his. “Let’s help each other so we can make the dinner on time, because personally I don’t feel like Naruto barging in to drag us there will be very fun.”

Sasuke snorted. He could relax now, glad that the atmosphere was less intense. With an eager smirk, he grabbed your cock and rubbed his thumb over the end as you hissed in pleasure. You cock filled Sasuke’s hand completely, hot and pulsing.

But you only needed two fingers to jerk him off.

Sasuke felt like he should be mad or self-conscious but fuck the thought that you could literally cover his entire cock with a couple of fingers made him feel like his skin was on fire. He was so small compared to you, so tiny, so easy to grab and toss around… Sasuke shivered from head to toe.

You both continued mutual handjobs in silence for a while, basking in the feelings and delicious scents. You looked blissed, giving these little groans every so often that made Sasuke twitch rather violently in your hand. Sasuke was mainly trying to focus on not cumming too quickly after you had edged him earlier.

He was hyper aware of how much slick he was leaking onto your lap now. And apparently, so were you.

“You’re so wet,” you whispered heatedly. “Do you like it when I touch your cute little cock like this?”

Sasuke felt himself clench around nothing.

“Shut up,” he grumbled, despite the fact that he was obviously bucking up into your hands and releasing a scent strong enough to tempt even the most stoic alphas.

“Of fuck, Sasuke, your hand feels so good, I’m not going to last longer with you dripping slick all over me and pumping out your scent like you’re in heat.”

Sasuke must have been closer than he thought because those words knocked him over the edge as solidly as a punch to the stomach.

He buried his face in your shoulder and tried to smother his strangled moan as he came all over your hand, losing the grip he had on your cock in the process. Distantly, he felt you sneak a hand around his back to catch some of his dripping slick. Pervert.

Sasuke panted as he came down from his high, feeling a little weak at the knees and glad that he was sitting down. It was only when he felt something poking his stomach that he realised he had left you hanging while he enjoyed his own orgasm. Shit.

He pulled away and went to grab you again, but you caught his hand.

“Don’t worry about me,” you smiled, swooping in to kiss him on the nose. “We won’t have enough time to shower and get going if we continue and I don’t want to be late.”

Sasuke glanced over at the clock on his bedside table and scoffed. They still had half an hour. It was almost insulting that you thought he couldn’t get you off fast enough.

“Don’t insult me,” Sasuke said, pushing himself off of your lap and into a kneeling position on the floor. He grabbed you by the knees and yanked them open so he could slot himself in the middle. Then he looked up at you with a smirk. “Give me two minutes, that’s all I need.”

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