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bettdraws · 2 days
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My random character attribute headcanons
Azriel: downturned eye tilt with long lashes that give him sad boy bedroom eyes
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Nesta: has a gap between her front teeth (makes her so hot honestly)
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Lucien: Has dimples and long canines, his upper lip is also thicker even when he smiles. This is simply canon in my head.
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Elain: Hip dips HIP DIPS
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Gwyn: She has a raspy voice that just HITS when she sings
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Me: *existing*
Also me: *thinks too hard about hazbin or helluva*
Me: *implodes*
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just saw a post like this and I wanted to do it
things I would like to see in GO season 3
-a kiss mid-battle
just that
I fucking love this type of scenes because it combines love, desperation (the fact that they yearn for eachother so much that even in a life threatening situation their first priority is to kiss), and even some comedy, because while they're sticking their tongues in eachother there is a fucking war going on in the background. Is it just me that feel all these things in a kiss mid-battle scene? am I the weirdo?
now imagine Crowley and Aziraphale in the middle of a battle. is it Heaven vs Hell? Is it humanity vs ethereal and occult beings? are they on the same side? fate will tell us. but anyway, they're in the battlefield. there's so much going on. it's a huge battle and maybe it can define the destiny of universe. at a certain point, Crowley and Azi lock eyes. they just run to eachother and kiss. a kiss of desperation, love, a kiss that can be a last goodbye, because only the Almighty knows who will survive that battle.
Imho every ship deserves a kiss mid-battle scene (just like it deserves a dance scene but that's another story for another day)
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justablah56 · 3 days
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I think . personally . that grant was the one wearing a dress at him n marcos wedding . thank you .
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kafka-ohdear · 1 day
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uhm by the way. i don't actually think clegan would fit in the "i wish you were a girl" thingie, because what they love the most is the other; just how they are, as john egan and gale cleven.
it's not like they would stop loving each other even when they cannot be together as lovers (which they are awfully aware of) nor be afraid that the world outside will despise them.
with them, just loving each other is enough. bucky doesn't have to be a girl for buck to love him, and buck doesn't have to be bucky's girlfriend to care about and to love him either.
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orgasming-caterpillar · 4 months
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
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the-phantom-peach · 8 months
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🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??
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thegrickus · 9 months
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So far one of the biggest differences between reddit and tumblr for me is that there's no pressure to create a "good" post. There's no button to reduce the number of notes a post has (unless you're the source of one of those notes, which I mean hey, you gave me these imaginary internet numbers in the first place, feel free to rescind them for any reason).
There's no bots that will automatically delete my post because I didn't have 10,000 tumbloints, users don't seem to come out of the woodwork to disparage your post if it doesn't meet some invisible standard of content (and if they do you can just block them)
I've had a reddit account for 14 years and I think you can already get a better picture of who I am as a person in my less then 12 hours of tumblr shitblogging.
Anyway, thanks tumblr friends for being so welcoming.
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xxsabitoxx · 4 months
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Fushiguro Megumi is clingy.
Okay maybe I’m crazy to say this, or maybe I’m just stating shit we all already agree upon. But Fushiguro Megumi is a needy, clingy brat and you can’t tell me otherwise.
Like once he gets comfortable enough to be intimate with you (not just in the sexual sense) he is WHINING, he is POUTING, he is throwing a silent tantrum if you don’t go and cuddle him the moment he asks.
He’s a clingy little baby who needs to be the little spoon and snuggled like the good boy he is. He needs his head on your chest, on your stomach, snuggle into your neck or squished between your thighs.
He needs you holding him, rubbing his back, kissing his head and hands. It’s even worse when he’s tired or irritable, he just needs the touching, the affection, the warmth.
9 time out of 10, Nobara and Yuji will find the two of you snuggled under Megumi’s blankets, his head neatly tucked into the crook of your neck while he sleeps. You’ll either be sleeping too, since you’re stuck there till he wakes up, or you’ll be scrolling your phone.
Don’t even try to sneak out of his embrace because he will wake up instantly, arms tightening significantly around your body and holding you closer, putting more of his body weight on you so you can’t get away from him.
Don’t even try moving away once he wakes up either, Megumi is so fucking clingy in his half-awake state. You’ll only realize he’s fully awake when he moves to get up himself, cheeks flushed pink as he kisses your forehead softly and thanks you for allowing him to be so soft with you :)
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Banner from @/cafekitsune - thanks for reading :3
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wow-its-me · 12 days
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THEY SAY SHES SHOULD BEVER USE NOBLE-TEMPLE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS WEIRD
SO
TEMPLE-NOBLE
TEMPLE FROM THE LATIN ROOT TEMP MEANING TIME
NOBLE MEANING A PERSON BORN INTO HIGH SOCIAL OR POLITICAL RANK, INCLUDING NOBLEMAN WHO ARE SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS LORDS
TEMPLE-NOBLE
TIME-LORD
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kaleidoskuls · 2 years
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Dustin: are any of you straight ?
Robin:
Nancy:
Jonathan:
Argyle:
Steve:
Eddie:
Lucas:
El:
Max:
Will:
Mike: *raises hand slowly*
Will: *grabs Mike's hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down*
OR
Mike: *raises hand slowly*
Will: *walks in* hey, everyone
Mike: *lowers hand slowly*
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secondbeatsongs · 4 months
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hey, don't cry
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tumblr is the new pdf! ok?
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originalaccountname · 3 months
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I officially went insane last night and I need to break my silence once more on the subject,
Dear skk fic writers who sustain me and who I love so dearly,
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The top of Chuuya's head arrives at about mouth level to Dazai. That means Chuuya's face aligns with Dazai's collarbones. On average, the arm reaches the crotch at ~wrist-level (get up and check or pull up a picture), so here we can see Dazai's crotch reaches the top of Chuuya's hipbone, while Chuuya's reaches the top of Dazai's thigh.
And because I'm thorough I brought other examples, just in case this was somehow a fluke or their height vary:
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There are slight variations (also perspective and such) but it's pretty consistant. Their height difference is 21cm, it's slightly less than a head's worth, so it all tracks.
This is a great reference for their (oh so beloved) height difference for everyone, but you know why I'm saying this. You understand why I tracked their hip/crotch height. If this concerns you, you know. You can still make it work. You just need to be slightly more creative. There are easy answers. I believe in you.
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housethemd · 1 month
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A 2024 version of House MD would have to feature Wilson marvelling at House who has just had an epiphany and solved another impossible case, and Thirteen looking at Wilson and saying “You want to fuck that old man so bad it makes you look stupid.”
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fourraccoonsinacoat · 5 months
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Not sure if this is a hot take or not, but I'm going to say it. Astarion is more than his trauma and he doesn't need to be treated with kid gloves.
I say this as someone who relates hard with his backstory, and as someone who has heaps of C-PTSD from years of abuse.
I love his soft moments and absolutely think he deserves to be with someone who makes him feel safe, physically and emotionally. But, I also love that he's an asshole, is flippant, is egotistical, is rash and that he is flawed. It makes him into a fully realized person.
A person who, rather than being fixed, needs someone who will accept him and be patient with him. A person who, rather than needing a protector, needs someone who will give him a safe space to figure shit out and make mistakes.
As someone who struggles with sexual trauma and body autonomy issues, the way the fandom treats his character sometimes really makes me cringe. People with sexual trauma are still allowed to want and enjoy sex, whether it's with a longterm partner or a one-night stand. That's okay, just as long as it's their decision and they feel safe. People with sexual trauma are also allowed to be hot, and people shouldn't be made to feel guilty for thinking so.
Unless someone is being a creep, I'm always flattered when I'm complimented on my looks. It makes me feel good about myself and I'm not ashamed of that.
People with trauma are allowed to be strong, capable, successful and powerful. They are not damsels in constant need of soothing and saving. They are also allowed to be flawed, ignorant, rude and capable of making really dumb decisions. I've made plenty.
They are also allowed to be motivated by more than just their trauma.
Let's not take Astarion's autonomy away once again by making him into this fragile little lamb who is in constant need of hugs and soothing.
Let him be a sassy asshole who is capable of protecting himself and the people he cares about. Let him be more than just a damsel in distress and actually listen to him when he says he wants his autonomy.
Autonomy also means being seen as something more than a fragile babygirl in constant need of protecting.
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bluberryfields · 7 months
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This is what happens when you're raised by TV and trained in literary analysis
Beyond the crushing heartbreak of that finale, one thing in particular has stuck with me when I look at it in the context of S2 as a whole.
He lays out their relationship, "We're a team, a group. A group of the two of us. And we've spent our existence pretending that we aren't."
He then turns his head away and says, "I mean, the last few years, not really."
He pauses here, facing the interior of the bookshop. Really looks it up and down.
Turns back, "And I would like to spend" before choking on his words and looks toward the window. He can't finish saying something like "And I would like to spend eternity with you" because that's too much, too fast, for both of them.
But it's that "last few years" bit that has firmly lodged itself in my very broken brain.
According to Gaiman, it's been "a few years" since the end of Season 1. Armageddon has been averted. Heaven and Hell have reluctantly retreated. Crowley and Aziraphale have been effectively cut loose from their "sides," leaving them to form their own side.
So at the start of Season 2, we get a glimpse of the “fragile existence” they have carved out for themselves. To me, the biggest difference that we see is how they exist together in front of others. Going to the coffee shop, the pub, and the other shops along the street that Aziraphale has lived on for over 200 years. And don’t forget how they act in front of Nina, Maggie, and sweet, dim Muriel.
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At the coffee shop, Aziraphale stammers a bit when Nina asks who Crowley is, but he still seems to have affection in his voice when he says, "We go back a long time."
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Compared to Shakespearian "He's not my friend! We've never met before. We don't know each other!" panic, this is an incredible difference.
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Of course, each time, Crowley is cool and cheeky and does nothing to indicate that they aren't a pair. Though, of course, he does deny it when Nina asks about Aziraphale being his side piece. “He’s not my bit on the side! He’s far too pure of heart to be anyone’s bit on the side.” And refers to him as an “Angel [swallows]I know.”
When they go the pub, Crowley's joy at doing something together in public that they do not normally do is super cute, including his cheeky order for Aziraphale's sherry. Then, when bringing the drinks over to the socially trapped Aziraphale, he greets Mr. Brown with a truly adorable, "Hello" and a signature DT smile. Then upon hearing how “excited” Mr. Fell is to host the meeting, he looks down and says, “Oh? You astonish me.” while Aziraphale sips his sherry and squirms.
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We also watch as Crowley follows Aziraphale as he goes to each shop and talks to the owners about the meeting/secret ball. In theory, Crowley has no reason to tag along, and he certainly doesn’t help sway anyone who doesn’t want to/can’t go. He goofs around at the magic shop. He splays out on the bench, chin on hand, looking for all the world a husband waiting for his wife to pick out a dress at the department store. They are so married it’s ridiculous.
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Finally, their behavior in front of Muriel while inside their sanctuary. Crowley sits on the arm of Aziraphale’s chair, somehow looking supremely comfortable on the old-fashioned furniture. He folds up those gloriously long limbs and presses himself as close as possible.
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He smiles and plays along with Aziraphale’s coaching of Muriel in her disguise. Calls him Angel and asks to speak in private. And at the end, during the awful wait while Aziraphale talks with The Metatron, Crowley cleans up the shop and tells Muriel that he and Aziraphale will need some “us” time after all this. No beating around the bush. 
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Without oversight, they can be openly together and happy. But Heaven just can’t let that happen. 
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