My mom bought some sort of electric kitchen saw thingy to help her splotchcock the turkey and on the box it says “do not attempt to cut through bone.” Which is unfortunate bc that’s exactly what she bought it for.
When asked if she still intends to use it for that purpose she replied “just because it says not to doesn’t mean I shouldn’t.”
Do you have everything planned for your Thanksgiving Day dinner? Since moving to Portugal, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving like I did back in the US but, that didn't stop me from making a few of my Tiny Tom turkeys to put around the house. Sometimes you just got to celebrate a Holiday your own way!
Tiny Tom turkey is a free pattern available on my website (link in bio).