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#That is the FUNNIEST THING EVER LMFAOOOO
yxstxrdrxxm · 2 months
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It's youuuuu
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(going off topic but OH MY GOD??)
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2knightt · 6 days
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CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER!!! i’m utterly obsessed with the curtis brothers.
idk if u do this, but if u can, the curtis brothers with a reader who’s super down bad for them? they make it so clear, too. constantly doing everything for them, making food, buying snacks, just utterly everything. compliments, holding their hand religiously … yk.
୧ ׅ𖥔 ۫ you know i’m a fool for you. ⋄ 𓍯
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…IN WHICH! you think the curtis brothers are the only men on the planet.
tags/warnings: swearing(on my end/once during dialogue.) reader being slightly overprotective or insane, mentions of reader getting hit on, mentions of reader leaving lip stick stains, me not knowing what to write for darry.
ೃauthor notes⁀➷ i’m using ny other accounts layout bc i can’t be bothered rn. also i’m here to feed y’all i’ve noticed the outsiders x reader tag is lowkey dry asl.
Ponyboy Curtis:
WOAH HE CAN’T HANDLE ALLAT😭
like actually. he is TWEAKING AT ALL TIMES! when you first like started complimenting him, showering him in kisses, giggling n’ shit—he thought it was a one time thing.
ponyboy just thought he’d have to thug that shit out once a week or something. he was, in-fact, pleasantly surprised when you continued to do it.
“you’re so-mwah-cute! i wish-mwah-i could-mwah-hold you forever!”
“y/n…😣”
he’s so flustered omfg like actually he’s beet red LMFAOOO. if you were to put your fingers to his forehead it’d be so hot. like ponyboy’s avoiding eye contact, his lips are tightened, etc.
if he were to stay the night at your place—you make him all types of food. like, food he’d never heard of. or food he’d dream about after eating bologna for a week,
“for me? …really?”
“mhm! c’mon, don’t let it get cold now.”
ponyboy is DIGGING RIGHT THE FUCK IN. okay he is SCARFING THAT DOWN. after he’d be a little embarrassed of how quickly he ate but like you just took it as a good thing.
thinks you’re the best cook ever tbh. gordan ramsey has nothing on you type levels.
going on a walk with him to go grocery shopping for the curtis house with your hands intertwined and letting ponyboy ramble about this annoying substitute he had!!! IT’S REAL!!! ALL OF IT!!!
“n’ then he tried to tell me my answer was wrong when i studied last night—I EVEN ASKED MY FRIENDS. so, i know it was right. i just think mr. johnson had a personal vendetta against me.”
“smh…i could do slash his tires if you’d like♡!”
“what”
“nothing.”
AWHHH PONYBOY FOLLOWING YOU AROUND THE STORE LIKE A LOST PUPPY BECAUSE HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO BUY LMFAO
he’d like holding your sleeve or the hem of your shirt as you walk around, looking more awkward above all else.
uwahh showering ponyboy in compliments late at night when it’s just the two of you, twirling his hair as you hold him closer!!!
“you’re hair is so pretty. it’s so soft…i dunno why you put grease in it. if i was you—i’d never let anyone touch it.”
“i don’t. i only let you.”
“…REALLY??🥰🥰😚😚”
ur friends are soooo sick of you talking about ponyboy LMFAOOOO like actually. every time you go, ‘omfg did i tell you guys, he-‘ they know to just let you mindlessly ramble.
“and then ponyboy read to me ‘til i fell asleep! he’s so sweet—i dunno how he’s real!”
“i dunno how you’re so whipped.”
“he must be the funniest motherfucker on the planet if y/n’s this obsessed.”
Sodapop Curtis
OHHH Y’ALL ARE AT A CONSTANT WAR TO SEE WHO’S GONNA BEAT THE OTHER AT BEING THE BETTER PARTNER LMFAOOO
HE’S usually the whipped one in the relationship…he felt both extremely lucky and threatened when you started attacking him with kisses…
“you’re so handsome. i’m just the luckiest person on earth—ain’t i?”
“…yeah…🤨”
“why’d you say it like that?😞”
“cause I’M the luckiest person on the earth…I’M supposed to be tellin’ you this…”
but as time goes on—he does take the loss and accepts you’re better at him. for now. it’s only a matter of seconds until sodapop thinks of something insane to show his love for you.
anyways! IMAGINE COOKING WITH HIM OHHHH NY GODDDDD /?:&$:&: he just mainly stands there and looks pretty as he asks what you’re doing but SHHH. HE’S MORAL SUPPORT.
“…what?”
“i’m chopping onions for the flavour, honey.”
“you don’t like onions, though?”
“i don’t like the crunch rather than the flavou—YOU REMEMBERED I DON’T LIKE ONIONS??☹️☹️”
“of course i would!”
gladly holds ur hand 24/7. i’m not kidding. you two are like super magnets. HEHEHE IMAGINE HIM DRIVING WITH ONE HAND ON THE WHEEL AND HIS OTHER HAND HOLDING YOURS!!/!2!
you do take him grocery shopping. only sometimes, though. he only buys junk food rather than actual food.
“can i get these? please?”
“you already have two bags of chips in the cart, soda.”
“okay..😣”
“SIGH…get them.”
“HURRAY!”
knows you can’t say no to him and that’s like the only time he uses it to his advantage.
soc’s do hit on you under the premise of ‘showing you how a real man is supposed to spoil a lady like you.’ HOWEVER, you look at them like they’re aliens.
“hey, baby. what’re you doin’ around here?”
“…EW.”
“???”
they’re shocked above all else as they see you turn away from them and quickly walk away without looking back. AND WOOO SODA IS SO PROUD.
Darry Curtis
the gang acts like you two are constantly fighting whenever you start to look at darry with that sparkle in your eyes.
“guys, PLEASE! YOU’RE BREAKING UP THE FAMILY! STOP ARGUING!”
“what the hell are you on about, soda?”
“you’re scaring pony!” “don’t bring me into this.”
“mind you’re own business, soda.”
AJDIEHJR DARRY HAVING A HAND AROUND YOUR WAIST AS YOU MUTTER SWEET NOTHINGS BETWEEN KISSINGS>>>
you two are a POWER COUPLE IN THE GROCERY STORE! EVEN IF YOU REFUSE TO LET HIM PAY AND HE GETS POUTTY! EVEN IF HE DOESN’T TAKE COMPLIMENTS WELL!
“y/n, please. these are for my house.”
“so?? my wallet was out first.”
“that doesn’t mean anything. baby, i’m telling you, i’m paying.”
“too late, i already handed the cashier the money.”
you cook and clean for the curtis’ to take something off of darry’s back out of the kindness in your heart and totally not because you want him to pay more attention to you!! NEVER!!
but you do enjoy the fact that darry has more time to sit down and pay attention to you! and darry really likes the extra time he has!!
“you didn’t have to.”
“yes i did! you’ve been so stressed out, it’s the least i could do for you.”
“you’re such a treat, y’know.”
“mh. only f’you.”
you FORCE him to hold your hand. sometimes he forgets that he’s supposed to hold your hand in public so do NOT BE AFRAID TO GRAB IT YOURSELF.
but once you do, darry is the last person to let go. maybe to wrap an arm around your hip—BUT THAT’S IT.
teehee leaving lipstick stains on his white t-shirt accidentally🫶🫶!! it’s all so real to me!! sure, darry’s a little annoyed but it’s okay! he can never be mad at you!
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mittwoch-addams · 22 days
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“2 cops as witnesses” is the funniest thing ever btw. No witness more trustworthy than COPS lmfaoooo
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4townn · 1 year
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aaron t as your best friend @iisaabelaa @chocolatechimsugakookie2 @hunni-kc
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~ you guys are INSEPARABLE
~ he just barges into your house/apartment and says "IM BACK BITCHES!!!"
~ you were like :/ slay ig
~ randomly calls you at 3 am to say "DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH" AND WHEEZES😭😭
~ falls asleep on your shoulder EVERYTIME (you love it tho LMFAOASJDJDJ)
~ he def drools and your shirt gets wet (IM SOOOO SORRY HAHAHAIZJDJSAI)
~ anyways
~ karaoke every Friday <3
~ he sends you his whole fyp 😭😭
~ it's annoying
~ when you're on your period he texts you
~ "how's your period ahh period uhh?"
~ you blocked him LMFAOOO
~ after a day you unblocked him
~ "WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME TF 🤬🤬"
~ he def shows off his acrobatic skills (ofc it's t 🙄)
~ "Y/N LOOK!!"
~ he ends up injured
~ he follows you EVERYWHERE
~ when you guys fight he makes it up to you by buying you food
~ "hey, I'm really really sorry about what happened earlier, I didn't mean to make you mad"
~ you were like food doesnt fix everything but ok I'll take it JKJK
~ CONCERTS 4 FREE!!!!!
~ THE BEST HYPE MAN!!!
~ "OKAYYY POP OFF QUEEN SLAYYY 😝😝"
~ when there's a bug he screams so loud that it busts your eardrums
~ "Y/N KILL IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!"
~ like ok ok chill out ill kill it smh😐
~ spoils you frfr
~ one time he got lost in the mall LMFAOOOO IT WAS CHAOTIC
~ sings randomly like
~ *you studying* "I NEVER MET NOBODY LIKE YO-"
~ MATCHING OUTFITS!!!
~ cuddles (IN A PLATONIC WAY!!!)
~ ASKS WEIRD THINGS LIKE
~ what if sweat and pee are like... cousins?" (FROM VICTORIOUS)
~ LIKE BRO WHY TF U ASKING ME THAT 😭😭
~ talks so fast that you don't understand a thing
~ you know that skkdkddjejsowkdjsjfjfkfkcifkffnckdkekdkdnffkdkkddmxkckckfmf is bad?
~ you were like "huh? 😭"
~ overall he's the funniest, weirdest and most caring best friend you've ever had
~ you couldn't be more thankful <3
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macfrog · 8 months
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✨manifesting✨ that ceo!joel & reader are going to have an*l AND they’re gonna be soft & honest w their feelings like healthy adults and live happy ever after 😌😌😌🩷🩷🩷
lmfaoooo manifesting they have anal is the funniest thing i have ever read
that second part though. that'd sure be nice. i hope that happens for them. hope nothing gets in their way. 😃
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strangesmallbard · 4 months
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Oh thank God you also thought the UNIT tower was a reused Avengers set because I 100% thought that too seeing it. Did they confirm it?? My friend and I watched last night and we kept joking it looked that way, if it actually was one then that's the funniest fucking thing DW has ever done LMAO
LMFAOOOO i'm not sure! google isn't saying anything either. @mippippippis thought it might be while we all watched on skype and i immediately accepted that into my worldview because it would be simply. SO fucking funny.
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ishenwulf · 1 year
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so I prompted the Chat bot a Klaroline/Little Red Riding Hood AU and this is the funniest shit I've ever read
Caroline might be a furry in this idk idk lmao
Can you write fanfiction of Klaus and Caroline from the vampire diaries, that is inspired by the tale of Little Red Riding Hood?
! Once upon a time, in the mystical town of Mystic Falls, there lived a beautiful blonde named Caroline. She was the epitome of innocence and kindness, always wearing a bright smile on her face. But little did she know, a dangerous and alluring predator was lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce on her.
Klaus Mikaelson, the original hybrid, had set his sights on Caroline ever since he first laid eyes on her. Her vibrant energy and sparkling personality had drawn him in like a moth to a flame. But he knew that approaching her directly would only scare her off. So, he decided to play a little game.
One day, Caroline was walking through the forest to deliver some goodies to her sick grandmother. Klaus watched her from behind the trees, admiring her beauty as she pranced through the woods. He transformed into a wolf and approached her, pretending to be a friendly creature in need of her help.
"Hello, little one," Klaus growled, his eyes glinting with mischief. "What brings you to these woods?"
Caroline smiled warmly at him, not suspecting a thing. "I'm on my way to see my grandmother. She's not feeling well, and I wanted to bring her some treats."
Klaus's heart skipped a beat at the mention of her grandmother. "Oh, I see. Well, I hope you get there safely. The woods can be dangerous, especially for someone as sweet as you."
Caroline blushed at the compliment, feeling a flutter in her stomach. "Thank you, that's very kind of you. Are you sure you don't need any help?"
Klaus smirked, enjoying the thrill of the hunt. "Actually, I could use a little guidance. Do you mind if I walk with you?"
Caroline nodded, and the two of them set off through the forest. As they walked, Klaus couldn't resist teasing her, playing the role of the big bad wolf. But Caroline was too pure and innocent to see the danger in his words.
"You know, little one," Klaus said, his voice low and seductive. "I could just eat you up."
Caroline giggled, thinking it was just a joke. "You're silly, Klaus. Wolves don't eat people."
Klaus smiled at her, his eyes flickering with hunger. "Oh, but I'm not just any wolf, my dear. I'm the big bad wolf. And you, my little Caroline, are my Little Red Riding Hood."
Caroline's eyes widened in shock as Klaus revealed his true nature. She tried to run, but he was too fast, chasing her through the woods. But even as she ran, Caroline couldn't help but feel a strange attraction to Klaus, drawn in by his dark charisma.
Finally, Klaus caught her, pinning her against a tree with his powerful arms. Caroline trembled as he leaned in close, his breath hot on her neck.
"You know, little one," Klaus murmured, his lips grazing her skin. "You're much tastier than any treat you could bring to your grandmother."
Caroline's heart raced as Klaus pressed his body against hers, his hands roaming over her curves. She knew she should be afraid, but she couldn't deny the fire that burned inside her.
And so, Klaus and Caroline gave into their primal desires, surrendering to the passion that had been simmering beneath the surface. Klaus claimed Caroline as his mate, the two of them becoming one in the darkness of the woods.
From that day forward, Caroline was no longer the innocent Little Red Riding Hood, but a fierce and powerful wolf, feared and respected by all who knew her. And Klaus remained by her side, the alpha to her omega, their love a force to
At that point it stopped because it decided what it was writing MIGHT be in violation of its content policy lmfaoooo
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ihatebnha · 2 years
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Do you think bakugou would 100% wear colorful socks under all the black clothes he wears? I'm talking about the striped or polka-dotted bright socks🧦
LMFAOOOO this has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever been asked… but sadly, no I don’t think he does!!!
Growing up w/ parents in the fashion industry, I’m sure he just wore whatever they bought him… which was most likely your typical black or white crew sock. Even then probably, I see him more as a barefoot-when-he-can-be guy… so I’m sure the only socks he ever wears are w/ shoes, and at work that means boots sooo… not visible.
HOWEVER, if you happened to buy him some fun socks? Like w/ hearts or flames or flowers and whatnot? He’d absolutely wear them😌
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cheolhub · 9 months
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HI SAR ITS 🎐 AND I JUST HAD THE MOST FUNNIEST THOUGHT EVER AND I NEED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU
imagine you and vernon are fucking and he wants to put a pillow underneath your hips so he reaches for a pillow, but instead he grabs the closest thing to him AND ITS ONE OF YOUR STUFFED ANIMALS 😭😭😭 he tries to put it under your hips before you see it but you stop him immediately BWJWKSJWJJE you’re just so flabbergasted and you look him dead in the eye and you’re just like “absolutely not . please do not bring *insert stuffed animal name* into this” LMFAOOOO
anyways i hope this made you laugh or even slightly giggle bc ik you’ve been feeling down lately, hope you feel better <33
OMGNSHS HI!!
this ask is actually crazy because i, and many other normal, grown adults, sleep with stuffies on my bed BUT i can DEFINITELY envision this happening to vernon.
he wants to fuck you deeper and he’s in this trance so he’s blindly gabbing at the first plush thing he feels to wedge it under your back. when you feel the material of the item he’s grabbed, you look at him in shock and make him stop, he’s like, “what’d i do 🧍🏻” and you have to explain to him that you will not put your cuddle stuffie between the two of you during sex of all times.
PLEASe nonnie 😭😭 THIS DID MAKE ME LAUGH,,, i love U so bad thank you so much T^T
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stickyfingeys · 2 years
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i screamed when i saw your post about being a HT manager and how to l1ft from there lol... thank you for the advice since the HTs near me never respond to my job apps whatsoever. i will be robbing them blind 😌🤞 tytyty
ive been inactive but this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen LMFAOOOO as u should!
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prince-simon · 2 years
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Dear Wyo,
Beloved, perfect & talented wyo,
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT SMUT IN THE LAST CHAPTER OH MY GOD
I had to close my laptop & go outside when WILLE SPANKED SIMON AND HE LIKED (????) IT
I had to go outside (again) AND PET THE DOG WHEN IT GOT TO THE. COCKWARMING. BC SIMON STILL WANTED TO GET RAILED INTO OBLIVION BY WILLE AFTER HAVING TWO (2!!!!!) ORGASMS (yay to him being vocal about his needs tho, pop off my fav slutty prince)
SIMONS ASs BEING A 5 COURSE MEAL TO WILLE ?????????????????????????
I finished this chapter 2 hours ago and I am once again debating whether I should visit our local church tomorrow and have my own “forgive me father for I have sinned” fleabag moment
Wowowowowowiow
Wyo wow
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CONTINUOUSLY MAKING ME QUESTION WHETHER IM OLD ENOUGH TO READ THE SMUT YOU SO GRACIOUSLY PROVIDE
Seriously thank you so much for giving uns our two favourite princes being supported by their family and friends (fuck you Kristina). Their love makes me want to scream and vomit in the best way possible. You have been put on this earth by queer gods.
has it been long enough for me to post this spoiler-y ask? oh well. here we go now
the way i'm still screaming so much about this ask, it's so hilarious, this has literally made my entire week!
i'm just imagining you actually doing that and it's the funniest thing ever also (????) feels very accurate lolol
POP OFF MY FAV SLUTTY PRINCE PLS I AM HOWLING
this entire bullet point has tears rolling down my cheeks like. you're so fucking funny djkfjdkf
lmfaoooo pls have you had your fleabag moment? jdfkjdj
YOURE WELCOME HAHAHAAH
You have been put on this earth by queer gods i'll take it lmfaooo
no seriously thank you for this entertaining ask, it's one of my favourite ones i've ever received lmfao i can't stop laughing
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cassthecringe · 1 year
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That Kakyoin Jotaro thing reminds me of something that happened to me. I was sharing a bed and I accidentally slapped them in the face. Their response was to roll over and slap me blindly. They hit me in the tit and I thought I was dying when I woke up.
LMFAOOOO THAT'S AWESOME SORRY ABOUT YOUR BOOB BUT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ also sorry but im taking this and applying it to you know Them. jotaro waking up cause kakyoin accidentally smacked him right in the tit is the funniest thing in the world to me
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beej-hunnicutt · 1 year
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The first is the context of what Stevie's pfp & name was @ the time
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But went to find these messages again bc they make me smile. And ended up seeing an early stage of Stevie actually talking abt Aldridge lmfaooo
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And sksksksksks literally the funniest thing ever seeing how different it is then and now LMFAOOOO
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heesulovebot · 2 years
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bl/gl tag game
i was tagged by the lovely @gunsatthaphan​ thank u!!!! even tho this was the hardest thing ever lol i loved it 💕
your all time favourite bl character and why.
i’m just going to ignore the lack of plurals in that question and go with my top 5 faves (i’m a libra i can’t choose just one sobs). in no particular order:
tine teepakorn - i have never related to a bisexual character more. also he is sO dumb it hurts how much i love him dsknfkjdnf
kurosawa yuichi - he is the softest man, the biggest dork, and those smile whiskers literally cured my depression. idk man i just think he’s neat :(💕
kang seojun - there’s something inherently sad about seojun but the fact that he smiles through everything.... *head in fucking hands*
cha siwon - queen dasuel really knows how to write sympathetic-pathetic charas so well lmfao like, the secondhand embarrassment i got from him and the fact that i still adored him through it all. iconic, truly. another insecure character i relate to on a deeply personal level 🤪🤙
aoki sota - insecure bisexual.... holy shit i’m sensing a pattern here. he is pure of heart, dumb of ass, and i would kill a man for him and hashimoto
what’s your one character from a bl you wanted to punt into the stratosphere (you only get one so choose wisely).
aj i love you but i wanted to punt non so bad in dbk lmfaoooo
the best music moment from a bl.
wait idk what music moment means so uhm if we’re talking theme songs i still bump to gen y’s ost to this day an absolute banger. if we’re talking music in a scene... hands down scrubbs!!! still remember how the fandom lost it @ the headphone sharing concert scene in ep. 4 and it was all JA TUM TOOK TOOK YAANG 🗣️ ever since 
what’s a popular heterosexual text that you would like to see adapted into a bl/gl?
i’ll take any 90s rom-com but make it ✨queer✨ also: any jane austen!!  
a scene from a bl that always makes you laugh.
the white lion gang— particularly any line boss had (which you just know was a gunsmile adlib) but also the scene in s2g when the cake goes on fire and boss, the freak that he is, is like “cool!” whilst everyone else is freaking out around him jsdnfjdksn also i nearly died laughing when we walk into one of the scenes and boss is telling phukong “i knew your brother when he was this big [motions fist] and now he’s this big [slides hand down fist]” idkidk it’s just gunsmile’s expressions kill me. also: all of adachi’s spastic outbursts (esp when he’s with tsuge outside his apartment and then kurosawa’s ‘eh?’... omg also tsuge and adachi’s telepathic conversation in front of kurosawa dskjfnjfdnndksdjn) and green’s “what?!?!?!” lives rent-free in my head 24/7 
biggest disappointment.
tonhon chonlatee..... i don’t wanna talk about how bad that show was 😭😭😭 (and how i even managed to finish it,,, she’s a masochist, ur honour). RIP podd’s bl career 🙏 poddearth whEN
what two random bl/gl characters would make hilarious exes?
YIHWA AND FAI!!!! we_could_of_had_it_all.mp3 sobs
who would be the funniest person to watch a bl in its entirety and which one would you make them watch.
re-watching twm with @patspran​ was a hilarious ride 10/10 would do it again. as for making someone watch a bl, if i had to make anyone watch a bl i would probs make them watch light on me because it’s pretty much a hi-teen web drama and i feel like that’d be an easy way to ease someone into bls,,, slowly make our way up to thai bls lmfao 
best wardrobe moment/or character wardrobe from a bl.
miss yihwa was killing the game back in 2017 ur faves could never 😌 also everything nunew wears in that cutie pie show he is adorable. oh, also jang jaeyoung’s all-red tracksuit. simply iconic
tagging!🌈💕✨: @patspran @billlkin @itoldsunset @tehohaews @taeminie @mrdumpling @tontawantu @rashfcrd @earthfluuke @aquynh (only if you want to!!!)
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goldenboygate · 2 years
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I JUST SAW YOUR USER ON MY DASH AND ITS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN LMFAOOOO iconic
AAAHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH! this is one of my favourite urls/icon combos, other good ones are of course alex-alboner, valtteri-boatass and the ever-present landhoe-norris! i think i change my url way too much ��
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buckleydiazmp4 · 5 months
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The fuck is a Gaylor what the hell is going on with that lot this time?
lmfaoooo yeah i don't really know much about it but i think something about taylor swift's new album?
as i understand "gaylors" are ppl who think she's gay irl or something like a weird rpf thing where they think her songs have gay subtext and she dated female friends idk but like isn't that the funniest nickname you've ever heard. what the hell
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