Lunch = tomato soup and meat crackers.
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Poly Crime honeymoon. I need them to to Las Vegas.
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Due to the fact that I drink medications that support fertility, my breasts have recently grown a lot. I'm not attracted to women at all, but even when I touch my own breasts I can't believe how soft and puffy they feel. I'm not surprised that my husband often falls asleep cuddled between them. Women's breasts are paradise.
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i just downed 25/40 nuggets
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i bet,:jd support group first encounter
Brotherhood jd:hey,how ya'll-
Feral jd:*growls aggressively*
Brotherhood jd: *shrieks* GET YOUR FREAKING DOG MAN-
Grey jd: he don't bite😏(holding potato chips behind)
Brotherhood jd: YES IT DO-
I mean...
your not wrong...
Brother hood only takes L's in this house
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Jesus showing a rock: This you
Simon: ...
Simon: You wanna expand on that or
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@kxllerblond : u r annoying a f azzy
Azzy @clark : you are a fucking t shirt
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Speaking of love rivals in routes is forgetting all of the Oda forces had a crush on Mai in Shingen's route
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OMG they remade The Color Purple into a MUSICAL 😱😤 Did they actually read the book? “A new interpretation” pfft The original did such an amazing job to showcase both the highs and lows, the struggles of racism, the demeaning view of women at the time, the strengths that allowed the African Americans to endure… the angst! But also the beauty in people’s strengths. Can they stop remaking classics that got it right the first time??!!
Damn it Oprah
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sick and tired of bots giving me false hope of a new friendship 😢
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When keaton Henson said
“does he know where your lips begin” and “Do you know who you are?, Do you laugh, just to think, what I lack?” (You don’t know how lucky you are)
When Will post said
“I could never write a song as beautiful as you” (as beautiful as you)
When the Swell Season said
“maybe I was born to hold you in these arms” and “Okay, maybe we’re not where I said we would be but maybe it’s a question of who’d want it anyhow.” (In these arms)
When Kevin atwater said
“they'll write dissertations and argue and remark How two bodies ever lived off of just one heart” (if my blood is your blood)
and
“Could we live in this tangled mess forever?
They can pull our bodies out when they're old and weathered Maybe over time, they will have joined at the center No trace that you and I were ever not together”
and
“if my blood is your blood I will course, and if your love is my love I want more”
I think my two spotify playlists (medium sadge vibes) and (earthy kinda sad) make up my entire life right now.
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I only believe in polyamory for wiaw cast n even then they aint polyamorous yet how far i got in my read i gotta catch up i just want a threeeome b4 its all over + even then i dont believe in switching ..sorry nat.. if u reading this i was possessed
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