Eddie, posting to Tiktok: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m an asshole for waking Steve up to watch a movie with me, whatever. I’ve been filming us sleep for like, two week now and-
Steve, from a distance: What?
Eddie: Shh, it’s for a project, but-
Steve, closer: That’s creepy as shit, Eddie.
Eddie: I- yeah, it is. Not the point though. Watch this shit.
*cuts to a video from last week where Eddie’s asleep and Steve is laying in bed, staring at the ceiling. He sighs loudly to himself and then turns to Eddie and whispers, “Ed?”
Steve says his name louder and even nudges him. When Eddie make no indication that he’s going to wake up, Steve reaches over him and into the drawer of his bedside table and steals his car keys.
He kisses Eddie on the forehead before getting out of bed. He whispers for a Ozzy to come with him and then leaves the room, spinning the keys around on his finger.
The video cuts back to Eddie and he’s like: He stole my car! He doesn’t even have a license!! What do you have to say for yourself, thief? *flips camera over to Steve*
Steve: That doesn’t prove anything!
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🦦EMERGENSEA OTTER BREAK!🦦
Looking for some warm and fuzzies on this chilly Friday? Check out our brand new Sea Otter Program Timeline! Dive into 40 years of our research, rescue, rehabilitation, and conservation efforts to save these important—and otterly adorable—animals.
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absolutely wildest part of my job on an emotional level has to be making forms. it feels wrong. forms are important. someone else should be making this, who knows things about form law. these should be special ordered from a company that does nothing but make forms with the help of their legal team that does nothing but confirm that the forms are correct. every time i throw a form together in word and it becomes our new official form, it feels deeply wrong somehow. this is too much power.
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it is incredibly hard not to grab the wedding rings from the skeletons (both the true love's embrace/caress pair & the worn gold rings that used to have a date on them) & have galecassia equip them. the only thing that's stopping me is that they give no advantage of any sort (warding bond Does Not Help at ALL) so i'm currently making gale carry them around "secretly" like he just slipped them into his pocket while she wasn't looking.
my hc is that when they found either pair, gale watched her eyes linger on the skeletons' eyeless sockets & ever-grinning teeth with an expression of grief & longing & something else he didn't have the words for. he picked the rings up after cassia left them to rest, suddenly reminded of what the dawnmaster said in his final letter. in death, there is new life. these rings are not remnants of love, but rather a love born anew. the rings are representative of finding love in the midst of the shadow-cursed lands, finding hope where there seems to be nothing but despair. like the land around us is rotting & twisted but i can't imagine any place that could turn my heart from you, cursed or otherwise. time is short. i'm in love with you.
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Cardiac surgeon Lewis and anesthesiologist Nico, his ex from med school (the worst years of his life), forced to spend hours together during surgery because they are unfortunately the best in their respective practices… this is a good metaphor for Nico joining the Sky commentary team post silver war
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Gif Convo Monday
Wynne: Wait, how old are you, Alistair?
Alistair, proudly: 20!
Wynne: ...alright how old are all of you?
Leliana: 24
Serafina: Oh, me too!
Leliana: Really?
Zevran: 25 - ha! The oldest of the young!
Alistair: Wait, you're older than-
Morrigan: 22.
Shale: You don't ask a woman her age.
Wynne:
Shale: It's rude.
Wynne:
Wynne: You're all children.
Wynne and Sten:
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wip wednesday 5!
(not five factorial just five) (also sorry the poll is late)
hello my loves <3 tomorrow is wednesday, so now yall get to vote on which work in progress i will be updating! choose from ten, and if there’s one that’s not there that you want to see updated, lmk in the comments!!
links for your convenience:
lost at sea au 1
orphan au 1 2
batb au 1 2
selkie lance au 1
the applebees universe 1 2
the loneliest series 1 2 3 4
childhood friends au 1 2 3
cafe au 1
space whale 1
post omega shield 1 2
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lovesodeepandwideandwell said: KNEW IT
girl this is the funniest reaction. knew what
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