the best gorilla joke across spacetime
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@gay-jewish-bucky thanks for reblogging the gorilla joke! Now I have a joke a little girl can tell my head canon Bucky, who is (yes!) both gay & Jewish. I’m legit giggling at work because of it
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*During Gorilla Warfare*
Optimus Primal: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped his base?
Waspinator: No, Wazzzpinator did not.
Optimus Primal: That is because I am a quiet gorilla.
*Muffled sounds of gorilla violence*
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Ranger: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo?
Villain: No, I did not.
Ranger's animal companion: That is because I am a quiet gorilla.
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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Found out today that Wil Wheaton reblogged our “Best Gorilla Joke of 1897”…YAY!
But because the account he reblogged it from didn’t credit us in the first place, he doesn’t know we wrote it…BOO.
Anyway, it’s still neat that Wil Wheaton liked our ridiculous nonsense. Thanks, Wil!
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Kanata: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the Cover building?
Yagoo: No, I did not.
Kanata: That is because I am a quiet gorilla.
(muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
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Jin Guangyao: Did you hear about the demonic cultivator who rose to power?
Nie Mingjue: No, I did not.
Jin Guangyao: That is because I am a quiet demonic cultivator.
*muffled sounds of demonic cultivator violence*
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The Best Gorilla Joke of 1897
(done in Procreate!)
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does Edward know the best gorilla joke of 1897
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The Best Gorilla Joke of 1897
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[muffled sounds of chronoton-particle-based gorilla violence]
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Terezi: D1D YOU H34R 4BOUT TH3 DR4GON G1RL WHO 3SC4P3D FROM TH3 ZOO?
Feferi: no, i did naut
Terezi: TH4T 1S B3C4US3 1 4M 4 V3RY QU13T DR4GON G1RL
Terezi: *MUFFL3D SOUNDS OF DR4GON V1OL3NC3*
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Diana: Did you hear of the Lunari that escaped from the Solari?
Solari Soldier: No?
Diana: That is because I am a silent Lunari.
*Muffled sound of Lunari violence.*
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