Divina: Our girlfriends are vicious killers! They can tear you apart!
Wednesday: Yes they are! You don’t want to fuck with us!
Yoko & Enid:
Yoko, embarrassed: Yeah you don’t want to fuck with us….
Enid on the verge of tears: Please, I don’t want to hurt myself.
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The “enormously powerful Atlas Network, a global network of more than 500 member think tanks advocating for “free market” policies.”
Started by Antony Fisher and his Institute of Economic Affairs in the UK. It went worldwide with assistance from the Koch family and Rupert Murdoch, along with funding from big oil companies.
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People: Leia shouldn't forgive Anakin because of all he did. Leia is nothing like Anakin, he's not her father.
Me: Leia should forgive Anakin simply to prove to you idiots that she's nothing like him. He is her father, and Anakin would never have forgiven a parent for doing what he's done. You're literally nullifying your own argument by making Leia the exact same as him?
Also, Leia IS like Anakin. Luke is like Padmé. Accept it and move on.
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SOLO FAMILY !! | seeing these glasses on Adam reminded me of these two pics instantly 🫶
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Enid goes on a smoke session with Divina and Yoko in the forest. While she has been around the two smoking before, she’s never actually done it herself.
Yoko: Are you sure about this?
Enid: Yes! Of course! I think I can handle it.
Divina: Darling, nobody can handle it their first time.
Yoko: Yeah you might cough up a lung or two. Or worse, die.
Enid: Dying won’t be the worst part. The worst part is Wednesday finding out I died. Now let me hit!
The two girls shrugged. Yoko prepared a bowl and smoked and passed it to Divina. The siren then passes it to the werewolf. Enid looked anxious and held it in front of her mouth.
Yoko: Babe, you don’t have to do this.
Enid: No but I WANT TO. Okay. Okay. Here it goes.
-in the dorm room-
Wednesday, answers a call from Enid.
Enid: Wednesday! It’s Enid!
Wednesday: What did she do this time?
Enid: No no, it’s me!
Wednesday: What did YOU do this time?
Enid: Uh….. do you know how to stop forest fire?
Wednesday looks out the window to see a plume of smoke rising from the Nevermore forest.
Wednesday: Okay hold on, I’m coming.
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This is just too funny and golden ✨
Second one is from the comedy show Big Bang Theory
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