currently watching Absurd (1981), directed by Joe D'Amato + written by & starring George Eastman
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omg happy new year ^^ haha *disappears for an entire month without a word*
i'm sorryy i know i should've said something but i really needed a social media break... like if you look at my previous posts you can see me slowly get more depressed ☠️ but i'm getting therapy! and i caught the flu! that's pretty much all that's new sooo STRANGETOWN
it's not asher f1shart without a bonus... just some guys i drew while i was out NOT tagging everyone i'll die fr
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ROUND 4 MATCH 2
Grim propaganda:
“He's so babygirl coded, and also a husband material and he has a very pretty room. Also he's very very cute when you make fun of him and he doesn't know how to type and I think that's just so cute”
“The edgy grim reaper who wants to reap your soul but also gets incredibly flustered when you point out that he isn't using capitalization in messages correctly”
"grim literally travels all the way from the underworld to your home to give you flowers just because you offhandedly say youd like some
he's googling how to date once he realizes he has feelings for you (which is just endearing to me personally)
hes willing to throw away his responsibilities as a grim reaper if it means he can be with you....
and even if he can be grumpy, in the end he'll always make sure to be clear about his feelings for you
GUYS...im gonna pass out."
Edelgard propaganda:
“to summarize, she started a war but she was right. maybe her means weren't the best, but I'll always support my wife to tear down the church and end fodlan's reliance and discrimination on Crests”
"FODLANS MOST ELIGIBLE LESBIAN BACHLORETTE"
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You know? Someone should recopilate all the on-screen deaths in the Shrek Franchise (counting the spin-offs) and call the video "Every scene where Death was there (but also wasn't)" since it's now canon that the Grim Reaper is present when someone dies.
This makes his "been following you for a long time" line to Puss even better, since he was there along with the cat when Humpty Dumpty, the Fairy Goodmother, her son Charming, King Harold and Gingy (in the alternative universe) died.
Think about it. Wolf's everywhere.
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“No, no, no, this is all wrong! It’s not supposed to be like this!”
“Do not be afraid,” the cloak whispered as it wrapped Nervous up in a bone-shatteringly tight embrace.
“I have to go back! Please, please, I have someone waiting for me!” he choked out.
“Time moves differently here, son. You have already been gone for years. She is fine without you. You have a bigger purpose to serve now.”
And then everything went blacker than before.
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Fuck man-whore Don Lothario, Ichabod has the real rizz game
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currently watching Absurd (1982) aka Horrible, Rosso Sangue, Anthropophagus 2, or The Grim Reaper 2
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After Nervous ascends to take his place as the new Grim Reaper, he is more than happy to ferry Loki’s spirit to where it belongs >:)
Loki is shocked that the one to meet him at his death bed was his former test subject! What a horrible coincidence :( unlucky
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 💀👻
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Christmas dinner at 13 Dead End Lane 🎄
Imagine being Pascal Curious and you're an mpreg, your father was an mpreg, you have an alien son, your husband was a test subject, your mother-in-law is a serial killer, and your father-in-law is the damn GRIM REAPER, I would cry
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