richard, walking in: hey do you want a sna— WHOA WHAT HAPPENED
henry, looking up from his book: oh, that? (gestures to bunny's dead body on the floor)
henry: he was being homerphobic.
richard: but he's always— wait. did you say homerphobic?
(earlier)
bunny: you know i just dont think the odyssey is that good
gunshots
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if you say "old man" to a mirror three times, Bunny Corcoran will appear and make fun of you for being poor
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I have never seen such an incestuous group of friends as the one in The Secret History. I mean, come on +_+
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they make me giggle every time smfh. i cant
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me, starting The Secret History: pshh this is pretty long i probably won’t enjoy it
me, finishing The Secret History: oh
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it's painful how much i identify with francis. coward, deadbeat, hysteric, self-centred, drama queen of the year. and i literally just KNOW i would act like him like for example after this bacchanal shit he was like bye bitches i'm traumatised and tired bruh everyone was?? and he went to sleep when henry camilla and charles where struggling with the blood and he took up the entire bed so the three of them had to sleep in one fucking bed. ofc he's also really kind loyal and may be a good listener but bro sometimes it just hits hard when i see my worst traits in a character
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(sorry for my bad english)
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I’ve found Bunny’s ultimate crack song
YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND. Down to the “whose got the bill? Cause it’s not me.” Ending.
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the secret history, but it’s actually just me and my best friend walking to our Latin class after drinking a whole bottle of wine
( @curiositydidnotkillthiscat i luv u)
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you want me to wish merry christmas to my friends who are going on vacation while i stay home?? the thing that almost killed richard papen???
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Me and the boys on Dunsinane Hill
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born to be cool and mysterious forced to eat ice cream out of the tub because im too lazy to get a bowl & then fall asleep on my best friend's oriental rug thus staining it and ruining it forever
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i kin Richard Papen because i too had done an awful lot of cocaine in the parking lot of Burger King
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richard papen decided he didnt want to be basic anymore and then got into drugs, became an alcholic, got friendzoned hard, almost died of frostbite, assissted to murder one of his friends, got betrayed by the teacher he loved most, and witnessed the murder of the love of his life his idol...
stay safe y'all. stay basic.
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Richard Papen:
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