#The Smartasses

[samgiddings]

@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

#med mumbles #im mad actually what kind of UI is this #top post #I guess 😭😭💀💀💀 #edit: @ing staff doesn’t actually do that much so try filling out a quick feedback form on their site #also #it doesn’t *ALWAYS* ask you for your password #yes it does in some cases but there are situations where if you link it to your email it doesn’t ask!!! #look through the tags and see how many people have accidentally deleted their blogs before you decide to be a smartass

[vivitalks]

"percy, you really don't wanna start with this guy" "he's starting with me!" he is such a new yorker

#percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv spoilers #stuff #i feel like a lot of percy's attitude was lost in the show #and part of that is def because a lot of it happens in narration in the books #but also. like. with clarisse? #he didnt even say shit to her #he def says some shit in the book #and i wish he had #give me back my mouthy smartass twelve year old new york boy #pjo tv

[dontcareplusthisholeistoosmall]

the obvious gag for Baby Death The Kid’s First Word is that it was “symmetry” and i see that but i raise you:

#kid is many things but he is first and foremost a smartass #soul eater #soul eater anime #soul eater headcanons #baby death the kid #death the kid #dtk #soul eater kid #soul eater dtk #lord death #soul eater lord death

[drieddpetals]

do y'all ever think about the fact that Wylan literally bet Kaz money that Jan wouldn't care if he died, and then went, "Pay up, Kaz." after Jan blew up the ship?? i love him so much he's such a smartass.

also i think about Wylan saying "Maybe you can pray to Ghezen for understanding, Father," when Jan was confused about the whole Kuwei situation about fifteen times a day. it's genuinely one of my favorite Wylan quotes like yes get his ass‼️‼️

#wylan is my favorite smartass #he's also my favorite redhead #number one ginger in my heart #ignore how i'm presumably on a first name basis with jan van eck #me and all my homies hate jan van eck #my annotations got really aggressive anytime jan showed up cause i just had to make my hate for him known #jan van eck (derogatory) #wylan van eck #six of crows #six of crows fandom

[rcbertleckie]

MASTERS OF THE AIR · part four

#masters of the air #mota #motaedit #hbowaredit #hbo war #edits #tvedit #hbowardaily #ronsparky #violaobanion #olympain #userstaud #userbells #tuseririna #robert rosenthal #rosie rosenthal #herbert nash #winifred lewis #robert speas #ok its my duty to say it #the leckie jumped out for a sec there #tag urself im speas amused by rosie being a smartass

[6-atlas-6]

Redacted tweets again except they're 10x more unhinged🩷

Most of these were either from or inspired by those bsd tweets on tiktok Ifykyk (yes ik it's not mothers day shhh)

#Idk why I made Tank and David absolutely destroy each other but here we are #these are so fun I'm ngl #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted huxley #redacted damien #redacted lasko moore #redacted lasko #redacted smartass #redacted aaron #redacted elliott #redacted darlin #redacted tanker #redacted tank #redacted angel #redacted david #redacted david shaw #redacted milo #redacted milo greer #redacted sunshine #redacted blake #redacted asher #redacted asher talbot #redacted sweetheart #redacted sam collins #redacted sam #redacted caelum #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin

[cloudcountry]

n no im not satan biased

#this is just him being a smartass with some bonus levi #my loves #obey me. #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #obey me shitpost #obey me memes

[veronicathegoddess]

turning bratty smartass subs into brainless, desperate, needy toys that will let you use them however you want >>>>>>>>>

#i am bratty smartass subs #but i also want to dom pretty smartass subs #switch struggles strike once again #mine #domme thots #gender neutral

[rexonalapis]

oh so neuvillette IS their father

#genshin impact #neuvillette #my love the brits and the frenchies are fighting #before you being a smartass on tags yes i’ve complete melusine wq on day one this is A JOKE #i cannot believe some of you are taking this literally

[upsidedog]

i’m very partial to lumax breaking up and reconnecting in adulthood, purely because lucas can be divorced and when he mentions his ex-wife max will need clarification, because who on earth would ever give up Lucas Sinclair!? (besides her) so she asks “ex-wife?” and lucas takes it as the perfect opportunity to go “yeah, there’s this legal term called divorce-” and the callback cycle is complete

#stranger things #lumax #lucas sinclair #max mayfield #now he gets to be the smartass #balance and peace #i could talk about this literally forever

[piffany666]

Angsty listener headcanons reader discretion advised

Darlin who used being with quinn as a form of self harm

Asset who gose into the fetal position any time they think of Marcus for too long

Babe who had an existential crisis when they were told about magic

James's partner who is so lonely they've come so close to cheating on James multiple times

Angle who misses their cat so much

Bestie who feels like they used Blake then led him along

Sunshine who had their prosthetic limbs taken away by Blake

Freelancer who berates themselves for being nervous around water elementals eg essentially calling themself a racist

Smartass who struggles with communication and lashes out as a result

Lovely who blames themself for what happened with Adam because "they where an idiot for going to wonder world" and thinks that "they deserved it"

Warden who has imposter syndrome

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #redacted angst #redacted listener #redacted darlin #redacted asset #redacted babe #redacted james’ listener #redacted angel #redacted bestie #redacted sunshine #redacted freelancer #redacted smartass #redacted lovely #redacted warden

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Couples as Things My Partner & I Do

✩ Whenever Sweetheart’s head is on Milo’s chest and he wants to show them something he flexes his pecs until they lift their head up to look

✩ When Aaron is stressed, Smartass plays with his hair to turn his brain off - he whines if they stop but he’ll never admit it

✩ Angel smacks David’s ass any time he even slightly bends over

✩ When Lasko is in an overthinking spiral Coworker gently holds the sides of his face and takes deep breaths with him until he’s calmed down enough to talk about it

✩ Darlin’ bites Sam’s finger if it gets too close to their mouth and then just holds it in their teeth as long as possible without biting too hard

✩ Any time Damien is standing at the counter while making food, Huxley comes behind him and almost completely envelopes him - chest pressed against his back, arms wrapped around his waist, and head nuzzled against his neck

✩ Avior is a tummy kisser, Starlight is a hand kisser

✩ Instead of just telling Ollie when they don’t understand the game/show/movie he’s talking about, Coworker just blankly stares and frog blinks until he stops and re-explains the confusing part

✩ Asher and Baabe hold hands whenever they walk almost anywhere together, including just moving from room to room in their apartment

✩ Guy showing Honey his music playlists and taking them to concerts, even if they don’t know or particularly like the band, is one of his favorite ways to connect with them and show them his love

✩ On special occasions, Anton makes little snacks for My Love to take to work with them, even though he’s not super confident in his food-making abilities

✩ Freelancer has had to convince Gavin to put temperature-appropriate clothing on more times than they can count - he would go shirtless all the time if he could

✩ When Lovely gets flustered by Vincent’s flirting and looks away, he gently holds their chin and makes them look at him

#I spent almost all day with my partner yesterday n it gave me some thoughts #here are those thoughts I guess #we're cute #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted aaron #redacted smartass #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted lasko #redacted coworker #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted damien #redacted huxley #redacted avior #redacted starlight #redacted ollie #redacted mentor #redacted asher #redacted baabe #redacted guy #redacted honey #redacted anton #redacted my love #redacted gavin #redacted freelancer #redacted vincent

[drieddpetals]

i've already yelled about this once on this site but i genuinely love wylan's line of "maybe you should pray to Ghezen for understanding, father" at the end of soc so much like. i don't think y'all understand. the sass wylan gives him is very important to his character and development but also just so hilarious to me. idk if it's bc i can relate to the religious sarcasm or what but i genuinely think about it a lot and for some reason feel the need to point it out again

#another post about my number one redhead #i could break down that one quote for a good half hour #don't test me cause i will #he truely lives in my brain yall #wylan is my favorite smartass #truely #wylan my beloved #wylan van eck #six of crows fandom #six of crows #soc

[lovestruck-butterfly]

audios i need

Angel getting hurt and David freaking out and fussing over them

Possesive and jealous Asher when they go out to eat and when Ash steps away someone flirts with Baaabe

Lovely brings in a stray cat and when Vincent comes home he finds them on the floor playing (the cats name is Fang)

Gavin and FL move into a bigger place together and they have Caelum over to show him around.

I need more Aaron fluff content. And not a sleep aid just pure wholesome content where they are doing something together over the weekend.

ANYTHING WITH AGGRO

just a few that have been going through my head lately. Love the sleep aids but missing the storytelling content a bit.

#redactedverse #redacted fluff #redacted asmr #redacted #redacted audio #redacted angst #redacted david #redacted headcanons #redacted vincent #redacted lore #redacted lovely #redacted aaron #redacted aggro #redacted asher #redacted angel #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted smartass #redacted babe #redacted gavin #redacted caelum

[ashturnedtomist]

Redacted HCs 3

- Cutie has been unable to sleep properly since they separated from Geordi

- Geordi checks up on Cutie from time to time but they don’t always respond, and when they do, the answers are short because they feel guilty about how everything went the last time they were together

- Avior loves coffee

- Starlight also loves coffee

- Freelancer prefers salty over sweet

- Bestie loves tea

- Guy was a backpack leash kid

- Elliott and Aaron had Pokémon phases as children

- Sometimes Avior wakes up in the middle of the night just to make sure Starlight is still breathing

- Blake used to collect stickers and give them to Bestie when they were kids

- Whenever Smartass visits Aaron at work, they purposely wear clothes that they know he likes

- Ollie and Mentor love going on picnic dates :)

- When David told Angel he was a shifter, they just accepted it, no proof needed

- Baabe on the other hand, did not believe Asher until he shifted (they thought he was insane, kinda like Geordi when Cutie told him they were a telepath)

- Of course, Asher was extremely willing bc, how else would they believe him???

- when Baabe found out how everyone met their mates, they looked at them all like they were insane (you broke into his house?? he accused you of stalking??? THEY TRESPASSED ON SOLAIRE TERRITORY????)

- Gavin has to force Freelancer to drink water or else they would just run on energy drinks

- Honey loves Sanrio

- Starlight wants to take Avior to the beach </3

- There is a buzzfeed unsolved episode of Vincent 💀 and Lovely watches it religiously

- Honey acts all big and bad, but as soon as there’s a spider in the room they lose their shit

- Ollie carries a picture of Mentor in his wallet

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted cutie #redacted geordi #redacted avior #redacted starlight #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin #redacted bestie #redacted guy #redacted blake #redacted smartass #redacted aaron #redacted ollie #redacted mentor #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted asher #redacted baabe #redacted vincent #redacted lovely

[arrowfleur]

Redacted couples but condensed

Slight nsfw warning?

Milo and Sweetheart:

Hot flirty strangers

Shade 😟

Hot flirty couple

More shades 😧

Hot flirty couple 2.0

Sam and Darlin’:

I hate my ex but you’re cute. :)

Tragedy 😔.

Sex !🥳

An ex is back.

Tragedy 😔.

YEEHAW sex again!! 😝

Damien and Huxley:

You have a crush on them? I like them too that’s crazy!

Gets traumatised. 😞

You have a crush on me? I like you too that’s crazy!

Vega and warden:

I feel sympathetic for you so I’m going to help you.

No. I feel sympathetic for you so I’m going to help you 👹

😟

Aaron and Smartass:

Ugh my boss is so annoying (sexily)

Ugh my subordinate is so sexy (annoyingly)

We’re no longer coworkers…

SEX WOOHOOOOOO!!!

Guy and Honey:

And they were roommates 🙂

And they were roommates 😏

Vincent and Lovely

A Vampire?!?

A Vampire 😰

A Vampire 🤍

Vampires together 💅

Another Vampire 😰😫?!?!

#i don’t know #tried to write these so they could be read from the perspective of the boy and the listenerrrr #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted huxley #redacted damien #redacted vega #redacted warden #redacted darling #redacted guy #redacted honey #redacted aaron #redacted smartass #redacted lovely #redacted vincent #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #arrowsqueue