Best Ways to Explain Your Transition
I accidentally walked in on the goddess Artemis bathing. It was this or get turned into a deer and devoured by my own hounds.
You know castration anxiety and penis envy? I've got, like, the opposite of both of those.
I seriously misinterpreted Valorie Solanas.
I took the red pill without researching what the Wachowskis actually meant by that.
I fell in love with a lesbian.
I asked a genie for the love of a woman (at least now I've got better self-esteem).
I got kicked out of Boy Scouts.
Method acting.
Draft dodging.
There are so many better cosplay options this way.
Soy addict.
What? No, I've always been like this. Are you feeling okay? Hold on, I'll call a doctor.
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