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Surprise! Your bias asked you out on a date! The only thing is, he wants you to match 6 of your mutuals with the rest of bts for a group date. @ the mutuals you're choosing for each member (not your bias) and explain why you chose them.

If you thought I was going to half ass this question, you’re Wrong! (Yoongi x Me? Um, yes?! Also, Thank you for sending this question! It was a lot of fun to write during my breaks!!! Apologies in advance for how corny this is!)

A group date is just a Fundamentally Uncomfortable Concept for Yoongi, but let’s say he’s contractually obligated (or something) to get the rest of his group members all hooked up with my tumblr dot com mutuals. Maybe I’ve won a contest or something.

Namjoon: @sugaredmarbles / @joondaily - Leesha

Finding a date for Namjoon is the easiest. I’d show Yoongi a picture of Leesha and he’d probably want to date her himself.

“She’s a student?” he’d ask with an incredulous voice because Leesha looks like a model. She’s certainly got the height and face for it!

On a separate note, Leesha is probably one of the kindest people I’ve met here. And I don’t mean simply nice, even though Leesha is very much nice. She has your best interests at heart, and when she’s friends with you, she’s There For You. I just think Namjoon would really hit it off with Leesha right from date number one because she’s smart and hot and INTERESTING. They’d probably talk for hours sharing cool stories.

And Then! She’d be all “text me when you’re home” to Namjoon because the date ended late and he doesn’t drive. He’s getting picked up by managers or something so it’s not like he’s in danger, but for leesha the caring sentiment just comes out. He’d feel all warm inside because it’s kind of nice being the one being taken care of for once.

Seokjin: @versigny – mrs. kappy

I will forever say that Seokjin is the funniest one in BTS. Like the dad jokes are basically meta for him because he’s funny without meaning to be, and they’re more like self-deprecating and/or self-aware inside jokes.

Anyway, I just want Kappy to spend a night laughing her ass off until he kisses her cheek or something. I know it may seem “out of character” and completely out of left field, but remember how in Hello Counselor he told that girl to be nice to her dad so that he gave her an air kiss? Yeah. That was the E for Everybody version.

Honestly, with Kappy being Kappy and Seokjin being Seokjin… they go for the dick jokes relatively early on in the evening for icebreakers, and it’s Quite good. And he’d be so very impressed by her stash of dirty jokes that he jokingly tells her to stop stealing his thunder or else he’d kiss her.

“Fucking do it!” - Kappy (The missus does not back down lol)

Anyway, there’s a 37% chance they cut out of the group date early because of Reasons.

Hoseok: @hopefullycoups – mvp

“Do you think Hoseok would like older girls?” I’d ask Yoongi, and he’d shrug because he’s more interested in getting the Group Date over with. But it’s kind of a rhetorical question because MVP would physically kill me if I didn’t invite her. Not that I’d actually be a loser bum and do that!

MVP would show up with her two-hour full face, pastel pink hair, and new clothes she got from the Opening Ceremony sample sale, and Hoseok would probably bust a heart nut. Because Wow. MVP is also fun and amazing to be around because not a single moment goes by where you’re bored. She’s so OPEN about sharing happiness, and Hoseok deserves to be the happiest man ever.

They take a selfie together and then three months later she’s a stylist. (You lucky, fashionable btch.)

Jimin: @94hixtape – Lu

SurprisE! I would tell Lu to wear that black dress with those sexy mary jane type shoes for the date because Jimin is into this style according to that one interview he did in the past. (idk where it is) And he probably hates me just the smallest, tiniest bit because Lu would be around his height with heels.

Lu is so COOL and FUN, and literally Jimin would care 0% about the heels and height.

Anyway, she mentions in passing that the next time they’re around her area, they should stop by. Months later on twitter, you see BTS filming some special and they lounge about a rooftop pool as they hang out with Lu. Her face is blurred though to protect her identity. (I’m jealous wow)

Taehyung: @thesaladbar – doctor gorgeous

“Taehyung’s not really looking to date right now,” Yoongi might mention. And maybe he’s right. Maybe Taehyung is looking forward to enjoying his single 20s. I really don’t give a shit.

Doctor Gorgeous shows up in comfortable clothes and clear skin, sunglasses perched atop her head even though the sun has long since gone down. “It’s part of the outfit,” she says. “It’s a concept.”

Taehyung and DG are a little bit intimidated by each other because of their mutual good looks and symmetrical faces. There’s a lot of fiddling with phones because they’re still cautious about How To Approach A Ten even though they’re both elevens. Once the initial shock dies down, Taehyung and DG would have so much fun because DG is probably one of the chillest people I know. They’d be the earphone couple of the group date while they take turns sharing music recs in their own world.

Jungkook: @1honeypot – nanami (was there anyone else??????????)

I think Nanami would bring Jungkook out of his shell. He’s interesting because a lot of people consistently call him shy unless he’s around the rest of the members. We’ve seen how rambunctious he gets when the mood is right, so it’s really a matter of how he chooses to open himself up to other people.

“She’s short,” Yoongi would say regarding my pick, but then I’d just remind him that so is he! The Nerve!

Nanami is an incredibly considerate and thoughtful person. She’s always thinking of others over herself, and makes sure to respect people’s boundaries. Not that she’d baby Jungkook at all! I think once Jungkook is comfortable they’d really hit it off because she has that type of humor that Feels Good and Natural.

They’re That couple on the group date – not holding hands just yet but they might as well be with all that Sexual Tension doing it’s good work.

In the guise of sending her memes, Jungkook gets her number. L O L

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