#There’s soooo much here I just want 2 chomp on a bit

[snowbatsims]

VAMPIRE INTERMISSION #1, part 2

MORTEN: so once upon a time, there was this little old lady who was making a nice, thick pancake for her whole family. everyone was soo excited for it, and asked soooo nicely to let them eat it. MORTEN: but the pancake, stiff in its batter, heard how much everyone was lusting for it. MORTEN: of course, the pancake did not want anyone to eat it, so it jumped off the pan and just started rolling away instead. everyone was SO UPSET, but it outran them all.

MORTEN: then, on its rolling escape, it came across a baby... let me eat you, the baby blabbed. noooo, the pancake said, and continued rolling away. MORTEN: then it came across a kitten. meow meow, it said, which is cat for "i eat pancake". the pancake did not like that, and continued rolling...

MORTEN: and then... it encountered a goose. honk honk, i will eat you, the goose said. and the pancake was like, absolutely not!! i've outrun a whole family, and baby-waby, and kitty-mitty, surely i can outrun you too, goosey-woosey. MORTEN: and then it kept on rolling.

RUNE: what's up MORT: oh not much, just reading this little fairytale about a sentient pancake to the kid. you know how it is. RUNE: ah. yeah, that sounds familiar. KANAYA: moh,

MORTEN: more? MORTEN: alright so get this- the pancake kept on rolling. and it rolled, and rolled, until it encountered a... bunny! the bunny started sniffling after it, like it definitely wanted to eat the pancake too. but the pancake was like, now now, not so fast, i've outrun a whole family, baby-waby, kitty-mitty, goosey-woosey, surely i can outrun you too, funny-bunny. MORTEN: and so it kept on rolling! could you imagine?? the absolute audacity of that pancake. it's a pancake! RUNE: imagine if you also had that attitude about drinking from humans. MORT: oh, shush you. unlike humans, pancakes were actually made to be eaten, while humans are people... and you're drinking a plasmafruit right now anyway. MORT: honestly i'm not sure if i would have really eaten a pancake if i knew it could talk!!! KANAYA: bahaha

MORTEN: so, anyway... KANAYA: ehehe RUNE: the pancake kept rolling? MORTEN: it sure did. it rolled and rolled, until it encountered a piggy. MORTEN: and the pancake was like, absolutely not, and- wait a minute... MORTEN: the piggy said, man, i'm not gonna eat you. i get it. they want to eat me too. let's travel together, it said. the pancake thought for a bit and decided the pig was trustworthy, and so they did. RUNE: oh a plot twist? well now i never...

MORTEN: well, at some point they made it to a river. the pancake was like, i can't roll across this, it's too wet. and the pig was like, you can sit on top of me, i can swim and carry us across. RUNE: ...i just remembered how this ended. MORTEN: they got into deeper water, and the pancake was getting very concerned. the pig was like, my face is still above water, roll over here! MORTEN: and so the pancake did... MORTEN: and with a quick chomp, the pancake was no more. MORTEN: the end. RUNE: man, what the hell even was this fairytale. MORTEN: the pancake? idk, i just picked a random book from the case.

KANAYA: mo, MORTEN: you want more? still not sleepy? alright,

Meanwhile, Carmilla, the older kid, already went to sleep.

CONTINUE ->

#splitting this part short because eh #also yeah this first vamp intermission will be a bit long hfdjgh #vampire intermissions #my sims #gameplay

[rotzaprachim]

Don’t reblog but thinking about how the s&b show is actually so complicated in its selection of villainry And moral culpability and bone questions of power and complicity in the darkling/general kirigin‘s regime, even if the show itself doesn’t recognise it all the time. When the evil is coming from inside the house and working against you even if it’s in his mind working for your interests ambiguously how much harder is it to draw moral lines? Without even getting into the genuinely incredibly dark implications of the power plays of the little palace

#If you are not safe here you are not safe anywhere but here you are a human rifle to whom one man has ultimate say #See genya see genya see genya #But yeah genya and David and zoya and fedyor and Ivan they’re all part of it they’re all in on it so to speak even if complex push pulls #Keep them there and keep them from acting #And that is a farrrrr more complex heroes journey and story of rebellion imho that is fascinating #And also! Totallly necessary! #Alina as the messianic saviour working from outside and inside the house but also they must in a way save themselves #And they are all complicit which just!!!! Genya and alinas relationship most fascinating most fucked in series #There’s soooo much here I just want 2 chomp on a bit #Genya sees Alina in chains David physically fuses her to the darkling #And one of imho the most important character moments in series is zoya awareness and shift against darkling #He’s the big bad but the way he’s created this closed off self controlled cult itself wildly reinforced by very real and violent anti grish #A sentiment that does truly truly exist #Batch chomp HISS #STOryTELLiNg #shadow and bone #Fic thesis hinge points but noooo I don’t want 2 deal with like 80% of fandom about this

[krabmeat]

𝟷𝟶𝟶 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚜? 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢? 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔? 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛?

HELL YEAH FELLAS YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT!! FIRST MAJOR MILESTONE BAYBEEEE LETS GOOOOOO!!

guys, i really dont think you see how insanely mental this is. like what?!?! i joined here cause a friend of mine was gushing about a writer here and eventually convinced me to get tumblr. they called me their "noob reading friend /affectionate" and now look at me!! not even a year in and ive gained a crowd? thats so damn cool to think about!! to think that this many people are willing to put aside time in their day to read some fics made by me, im floored man!! all in all though, i have no one to thank but my wonderful mutuals and followers who have helped floor and construct the fantastic beginnings of this blog. which is why im here to bring you all this event that i sincerely hope you guys enjoy!

🦑KRABS KAN MAKE WRITING EVENTS WOW!!🦑

ALRIGHT FELLAS, IM DOING A WRITING EVENT!! HERES THE RULES AND PROMPTS NOW BOSSMEN!

~rules~

only 2 people per prompt

despite me not writing romantic fics yet, all participants are absolutely welcome to!

no smut/nsfw, im not that kind of blog and i do plan on reading entries so please dont submit anything related!!

any and all fics glorifying and supporting bigoted or misogynistic ideals will not be tolerated or respected. this is non-negotioable but if the fic has any of this that results in the putting down of or generally recognizing these ideals as negative then that is completely fine!

you are to use the quote prompts in your fic (im gonna be loose on this though so dw!! :DD)

you can use as many different prompts as youd like!!

please keep submissions in mcyt territory as thats who i write for most. but this doesnt confine to just mcyts in the dsmp! go wild dudes, hermitcraft, third life, pop off!!

keep all fics for minors platonic and platonic ONLY

generally know and respect the boundaries for ccs

when asking for a prompt, please put who you will be writing for!!

TAG ME IN YOUR FICS!! I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH PLEASE ID ADORE IT IF YOU TAGGED ME SO I CAN READ YOUR WONDERFUL WORK!!

you can use and interpret the prompts any way you want! doesnt matter if its in the angst section, you see fluff potential? go for it, vice versa!!

~prompts~

~fluff~

"I swear, if you make us late one more time I'll tape a clock to your wrist." "Isnt that a watch-?" "Shut it!"

"Look! I think it likes me!" (@ohworm-writes with cc!beeduo)

"Man, how did I catch such a good person?"

"Yknow, your parents really did something great when they made you."

"WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN?!" "THERE ARE WARNING LABELS RIGHT THERE!"

"Take a picture, itll last longer~" "Okay!" "Wait you actually did that-?"

"That does NOT fit you." "Yeah it does! Just gotta roll it up a bit!"

"You aren't 'built different', you're just stupid." (@ohworm-writes with cc!tommy @jschllatt with cc!sapnap

"If it ever happens again, tell me. You know i adore you."

"Well..they dont even deserve you anyways! Just look at you- gorgeous!!"

~angst~

"KEEP F*CKING WALKING, THEN! CANT EVEN FACE YOUR OWN DAMN PARTNER! (or friend! :])"

"No, youre amazing!" "Then why arent i treated like it?"

"Do it again, see if i care."

"Guys..? GUYS! THEY ARENT MOVING!"

"Put the damn drink down and talk to me!"

"Its about time you get whats due, you know."

"So not only do you think im stupid, but you also think im still naive?"

"Just take me seriously for once in your damn life!"

"You'd better start running in the next 5 seconds."

"What do you take me for, a joke?!" "Wasnt that obvious?"

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now that thats done, heres the ask game part of the event!!! send me the corresponding emoji in my ask box and ill respond!

👽~ ill tell you a weird or memorable occurance that has happened on tumblr between friends and moots!

😳~ ill kin assign you and try to guess who you kin! (friends and moots only)

🍒~ ill rate your blog aesthetic on a scale of 1-10

🥀~ ill give you a bunch of emojis that remind me of you! (friends and moots only)

😎~ ill tell you obscure things i think are very neat!

🌺~ ill tell you a random interesting fact i know!

🦑~ if you send me a description of yourself, personality etc then ill write you a short ship fic with a mcyt!! specify if you want it to be platonic or romantic and if you want it to be c! or cc!(this is to work on my romantic writing!! friends and moots only)

💃~ ill tell you songs that remind me of you! (friends and moots only)

📕~ ill tell you something small or obscure i secretly think about you! (friends and moots only)

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now...onto the final part- HONOURABLE MENTIONS!!!

@myceliummenace ~ these guys got me into tumblr, some of my closest friends and theyve been supporting me since day one. i couldnt be happier to breathe the same air as these guys, they all deserve a crown and if you disagree i will chomp your hand

@niceimafan ~ an absolute saint!! i came across inks former writing blog and fell in love with both them and their wonderful work /p!!!! theyve helped me through some hellish times and are all around so damn open and accepting

@jschllatt ~ istfg this lady is just-- SOOOO BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT??? nat is incredibly talented and has encouraged me throughout my time here and i couldnt be happier with how weve grown as friends!! and i know, despite how wholesome and soft nat seems to be i promise you she knows how to keep a bit going like no other. an amazing moot, stay funky :]

@im-an-ungodly-mess ~ okay look,, i know i havent interacted with these guys for a lot buttt...CAN YOU REALLY BLAME ME??!!? LIKE CMON THEYRE ALL JUST SO COOL!!! the moment i met them i knew our chaotic energies would merge and boy did they merge alright. also theyre just insanely nice and super willing to endulge with me in my random interest which is always a sexy trait to have. 10 out of 10, these guys are neato

@ohworm-writes ~ ahhh wormmm, delightful all around and just a sweetheart....BUT THEYVE GOT SHENANIGANS- as well as being extremely skilled as well like, dayummm!!! i live for our bond over fandoms outside of the mcyt fandom and i feel blessed to have you be a moot! much love, dear!

@marcooze ~ bro....whyd you have to do me like that dude? being so gosh damn kind and accepting like that like sheesh all the stuff you reblog is gold!!! it can be the most cracked out post or the most serious and informational one. idgaf that youre a reblog blog, you mean the world to me and i shall place a supple kiss on your hand as bros do <3

@ramzawrites ~ THE FIRST WRITERS BLOG IVE EVER FOLLOWED!!! ramza dear, if no one has ever told you how iconic you are then PLEASE LET ME BE THE FIRST!!! everything you do leaves me in awe and despite your talent, you still have miles and miles of kindness and generosity? you are one in a million, ramza. you deserve everything and please know how much you mean to me. thank you for supporting me so much for so long, and i hope your days are filled with really cool rocks :]]

#krabs kommunicating #krabs has 100 wow!! #mcyt x reader #mcyt x platonic reader #mcyt x you #mcyt x y/n #dsmp x platonic reader #dsmp x you #dsmp x reader #dsmp requests #dsmp x y/n #writing event

[delta-magnetic]

soooo i might've been thinking about a certain some ask game again and decided, fuck it ima answer all the questions that im actually able to lol

i've done 5, 16 and 17 already but to add onto the latter two:

16. here's another 3 because yes- Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Ronnie, and Dirty Window

17. I HAVE MORE NOW BITCHES. now have Master of Puppets, Load and Death Magnetic! AND Cunning Stunts!

alright rest under a cut lol you know i love to ramble

1. (fun fact this question is why i was thinking about this again lol) AAAAAA i shall say, lars! i'm sure meeting any of them i'd be nervous/a little awkward, but i think lars would do best at diffusing that. plus getting to hear him go on and on about whatever, in person?? yes please

2. i have made, shitposts galore (and also 2 uquiz's, the most recent one actually being all around good lol)

3. also thought abt this one a few times since seeing it hmmm, a few come to mind, but you know what i think would be fun? struggle within on drums. i'm sure that intro is a recorded thing if/when it's ever done live, but lets just imagine. plus for me personally? i know i literally have a guitar in my room, but drums seem fun, and when i think drums + metallica, besides some of the obvious answers (one, master of puppets), this song is what i think

6. i'm sure most would go for ultimullet here, but you know what i'm gonna pick? 2019 james. i always want to put my hands in his hair but like, something about '19,,, soft old man ilu

7. i have not seen it! though i've heard it's good, might have to watch it someday

8. definitely museum with lars. dude loves art and would just be giving out insight galore! not bendy or strong enough for kirk or rob, and while i love james and also taking walks, i would be slow and idk if he'd wait up for me fjkdblsksnj

9. holy shit there are, so many... could go for any of the songs from Load yet to be played live tbh, but my answer shall be Devils Dance!

10. i'll admit, haven't listened to all of garage inc yet, but i really like Die, Die My Darling!

11. again haven't heard many of these, but omf their cover of 53rd and 3rd is [chefs kiss]

12. maybe an obvious answer, but st anger. it's weird, i really like the first half of it off the album, but then after that??? eh?? but live puts some of that missing, emotion?, into the 2nd half i'm wanting (plus yknow, SOLO !!!!)

14. oh lort. again, so many. im srry i cannot pick kjnfsdbkj, but i will say i know i'd pick somewhere in missouri! which seems kinda lame, but getting to say i've seen metallica in my home state would be pretty cool

15. you're tearing me apart dude!! i know it's a pretty typical answer, but black album! i wouldn't even call it my favorite album, but sound wise? definite favorite

18. i don't have much, but i really do live in that master of puppets shirt. it's comfy, one of my friends bought it for me because i didn't bring any money (not expecting to want to buy anything lol), and it was my first metallica thing i ever owned!

20. tickets to a show, i cross out but tbh, it's true! other than maybe s&m (1 or 2), yea collecting is cool but i'm not chomping at the bit to own every single album actually! wanna have the ones i'll actually listen to regularly yknow?

24. tbh lars with any of them would be a treat, but having to concretely pick pairs? lars and james, kirk and rob. lars and james are so many years of friendship, they both always have something neat to say, and having them bounce off each other in an interview would be cool. kirk doesn't speak that often, and i think getting him with rob would get him a little more chatty perhaps

...oh you also asked what i'd ask lol. idk man, especially to lars n james. maybe to kirk and rob i'd ask if either of them like, found new/different artists they liked through each other (since i know they both have pretty varied music tastes)

25. i am answering these all at 1 in the morning, so maybe i'd be able to think a bit more if i did this at a more reasonable time, but either way holyf a lot from Halo On Fire. just to pick one?

I fear to turn on the light // For the darkness won’t go away

26. hmm again, 1 am, head is kiiiinda no thoughts head empty for some reason?? though luckily not too empty, bc just sitting here thinking for a second, Bleeding Me just popped to mind?

27. ooooo, if they were just on their own (not with family or friends) i'd probably try my best to not freak out and just be like "hey i love your music"

...and maybe ask for a hug

28. tbh i want to dress like cliff lmao, but my actual fashion sense? think like, current kirk but if he did not spent 600 bucks on everything and generally toned down a LOT (keep the graphic tees tho)

29. oh i can't remember who said it, but someone said something like, whenever they'd screw something up in the studio, cliff would just, look at them so disappointed njdfsbnkl

30. almost definitely kirk i'd say. i'm super shy, but if you get me talking about something i really like? unlikely to stop

31. YOU ARE MEAN !!!! my answer though, shall be kirk n lars! you want reasons? they're just neat!!!!!!!!

33. nah, if anything just because i don't have any of the social medias they're really on

34. hmm, not that i can think of?? partially because i haven't seen a ton of their inner-workings type deals, and they seem alright

35. just going general here, but memory remains. i just do not like that song for some reason

36. ...you know what idk how long this will even get but this post is already long enough so screw it this is getting it's own post lmao

37. tbh any of the more "moody" songs? like especially older ones, particularly Fade to Black and One. idk even what mood i need to be in to listen to them, but definitely not a regular-casual listening one

38. lowkey made a whole post about this lmao, but for a short answer for here: my uncle playing (the song) master of puppets whenever i was in the truck with him!

39. [looks at all of you very lovingly]

40. oh for sure. a few months ago i was out of town and, not having a good time. and putting on some metallica songs made me feel a lot more at ease

#wpbosting #jfC this was longer than i expected lmao #i figured it'd be long. but huh i guess theres not *that* many i couldnt answer! #just counted and legit only 11 i couldnt at all lol #sorry i didnt include the questions before my answers njkdfbsk

[druddigoon]

bederia week day 2 prompt that lost steam 3/4 of the way through and ended up never being posted. gonna post as a scrap here, i guess

klara is all of us shippers

When Bede thought about the duties of being a gym leader, he never expected so much of it to be just waiting. 

After the scandal with Eternatus and Rose’s arrest, the league was able to pull some strings to quell public unrest and ensure there’d be a gym challenge the next year. Mostly due to the fact that the new champion was the one to save the day, and that two major league gyms were succeeded by people who had played roles in dismantling his regime (because hey, he’ll take credit where credit is due). Now they were on the last dregs of the circuit, when most of the challengers had either advanced to gyms higher in the circuit or were picked off by lower ones. 

Bede swung his legs idly against the stage. He’d received an rotom-mail stating that there were three challengers headed his way, but either they were lost in Ballonlea or decided to drop out, because he’d been here since early morning and there was no sign of anyone. 

“Might as well just take the rest of the day off,” he muttered to his mawile, currently occupied with nibbling the stage equipment.

Mawile didn’t seem to be paying attention, too busy looking far off into the distance. Suddenly her larger mouth stiffened, her eyes widened, and with a cry that hurt Bede’s eardrums she hopped off the stage and ran out of the room. 

Bede found himself with no choice but to follow. 

She must’ve heard Gloria arrive at the gym, he thinks. They had planned to meet to train in the Tangle earlier this afternoon, but she had yet to show her face. 

He pushed up the heavy double doors leading to the lobby. “About time you came, Glori—”

Wait. 

That wasn’t Gloria. 

His mawile (traitor) was currently munching pecha berries from a certain trainer he’d hoped to never see outside of league meetings. Her dustox was hovering overhead, shedding a trail of poisonous dust as it investigated the ceiling lights.

“This your mawile?” Klara pets the jaw pokemon, still happily chomping down on her pecha, “Super sweet little gal.” 

“Yes. Mawile, you know better than to eat from strangers. Get back here.” 

“Let her enjoy her treat! She must be knackered out from alllll the battles you’ve been doing at your gym.” 

Bede refused to humor her. “Why are you here?”  

“Aww, don’t be like that,” she spoke in a sickenly sweet voice, “Can’t a girl visit her favorite little brother?” 

“For the last time, no one is forcibly adopting me.” 

“No one except Opal, of course.” 

“Look,” Klara said when he didn’t respond, “Minor league doesn’t have half as many duties as you guys do. We don’t have a gym to manage, we don’t have challengers to take care of, all we do is twiddle our thumbs at meetings or train for a shot next year at major! And both are soooo booooring~” 

“And that is my problem because…?” 

“Consider this payback for ousting my toxtricity in the tournament. You’re stuck with me, fairy boy.” 

Before he can retort with I’m not afraid to high horsepower you just like i did your giant lizard, there was a loud slam coming from the entrance, door rattling on its hinges. 

Gloria hobbled in out of breath, leaning heavily on the wall. She looked like she’d been through hell: face red, hair askew, and that dumb green beret she always wore nowhere to be found. “Sorry,” she managed, “league...business...took...longer than I thought.” 

Did she run all the way to Ballonlea? 

Bede sighed and massaged his temples. “I can’t believe you—no, don’t talk back at me, conserve your breath. There’s an empty couch right next to you. I'll go get some water.” 

Gloria accepted the water sheepishly. “Sorry about this. I had an interview with a film crew right before when we planned to meet, which was just part of a documentary they were making on the history of Stow-on-Side’s monument. They just wanted my eyewitness account of what happened. Don’t worry, I didn’t go into detail about your disqualification.” 

With how often he embarrassed himself in the media (and on live television, during the championship tournament) Bede doubted it would matter.

“But you know I get nervous talking in front of people. When they say it takes ‘one hour tops’, it apparently doesn’t take into account the amount of retakes I needed to do just to get a clip where I don't mumble.” She leaned over to give Mawile a pat on the head. “I was really late by then so I ended just...running. Didn’t realise until I was halfway in Glimwood Tangle that I left my bag at the filming site.”

He settled in the seat next to Gloria’s. “You shouldn’t be having these problems. Take some time for yourself, our meetings aren’t really important and can be moved to a later date. Make sure to factor for commute time and things like this.” 

“Ugh, I know. Hop says I’m ‘pants with schedules’. I just...can’t decline. I’m the champion, this is part of my duty.” 

Klara cleared her throat, making Bede’s ears burn. He’d completely forgotten they weren’t alone. “You didn’t offer to get me water.” 

“Get it yourself,” he snapped back. 

“Oh.” Gloria blinked, finally noticing Klara. “I didn’t see you there. You are…?” 

“Klara.” She strode closer, extending her hand for a fistbump. “Minor league gym leader, number 881. Poison-type specialist. 

“Nice you meet you, I’m—” She paused to glance at the outstretched fist in confusion. Bede bit the inside of his cheek to stop himself from snickering. “I’m Gloria. I’ve been meaning to meet with the minor league leaders, actually, so it’s really nice to see you here! Beautiful dustox, by the way. Haven't seen many of its line around Galar."

If Klara took offense to Gloria's (lack of a) fistbump, it was immediately forgotten when Dustox was mentioned. She brightened. "Thanks! Got him from a breeder in Hoenn, and with the laxer species protection laws I was finally able to bring him here."

“Can I see him? Frosmoth has trouble flying in humid weather, and I’ve been wondering how something so bulky like dustox adapted to its environment—d’oh! I should probably call a corvitaxi to get my bag before someone decides to steal it. ” 

“No need.” Bede fished out a pokeball and pressed it into her hands. “It’s near the mural, right? My reuniclus remembers how to teleport there. I need to handle some challengers today, so it’s best that we cancel our training. Retrieve your stuff, then go home and rest. You can return my pokemon next time we meet.” 

After Gloria left, he turned back to Klara. "You should leave too. I have things to do."

"What, 'handle some challengers'? I don't need a psychic type to know you don't have any."

"I still need to close up. Leave."

“The champion visits you in your gym. For 'training', you say.” Klara rested her chin delicately on her hand. “Ah, young love.” 

Bede sputtered halfway into locking the stage doors, catching his thumb in the process. "There is nothing romantic between Gloria and I! We both needed more training, and I was the best gym leader to tutor her."

"Suuuuure you are. And the Battle Tower doesn't exist." She grinned, all predator. "Let's not beat around the bush here. Champ likes you enough to make you her training partner, you care about Champ enough to fuss over her like a mother corviknight. Now, be a good brother and tell Big Sis the details."

Hissing from the pain, he fumbled around before releasing his hatterene. "Fuck you. Hattie, teleport me back to my house."

"Wait! No! Stay with me and I'll make it worth your while! I know the best tricks to woo a girl—"

Bede was gone before she could finish her sentence.

Several days later, he was walking through the streets of Hammerlocke. 

There it was, a couple blocks away from the gym: a looming fortress of ebony brick and wreathed ivy with the words Hammerlocke City Vault emblazoned above wooden double doors. He’d been notified that he was to attend a private league conference in one of its side office buildings just yesterday, which was a little unusual since they usually give it at least a week prior. Bureaucracy has done worse, he supposes. 

In the lobby, underneath a vivid painting of Galar’s Darkest Day (recently revised to include Zacian and Zamazenta now), sat Gloria, dozing on his reuniclus. 

“Bede?” she mumbled, sitting up with a jolt when the pokemon slid out from under her to greet his trainer. “Didn’t know you had business here too.” 

“Ditto to you.” Reuniclus chirruped, headbutting his shoulder. He gave him a couple rubs on its head. “Maybe we’re in the same one? Mine’s at ten in room thirty-four.” 

“Huh.” Gloria tossed him his pokeball, which he caught and withdrew Reuniclus with. “Same, but...I’m meeting with my PR team, and I’m pretty sure they specifically asked for me. Are you sure yours is today?” 

“Give me some credit Gloria, I’m don’t just mix up dates. Let me pull up the email...” He took out his rotom-phone, scrolled down and...yep, there it was: same date, room, and time. The invitation was formal, the same mass-email format he’d received from them a thousand times, and to check he glanced at the sender’s address and—

Sent by Klara. 

Arceus fucking help him now, he was going to send his rapidash after her. 

“Anything now?” Gloria prompted as Bede shut his rotom-phone with more force than necessary. He noticed she was more subdued lately, didn’t fire quips at him or engage in the back and forth banter that became the norm in their relationship. 

He wanted to ask her if she was well, if she actually went home to rest like he told her to. Wanted to see the smile she wore when she played with her pokemon, back when she didn’t look like she was running herself into the ground. Bede had never been the one to concern himself over other people, but there was something he couldn’t stand about watching this quiet candle of a girl get snuffed in the panache of publicity. 

“...Guess I did get the date wrong,” he lied. “Do you mind if I join your meeting? Might as well, since I cleared my entire schedule out for this damn trip.” 

“Well, I’m alright with it.” She got up, and he didn’t miss the steadying hand she placed on the wall. “I don’t know about the people I’m meeting with…”

“Doesn’t matter. You’re the champion, they should follow what you decide to do.” If his past taught him anything, it was to assert himself or risk getting trampled over. By the way Gloria averted her eyes, he assumed she had not. 

They walked into the conference together. When the PR team arrived, Gloria dismissed their confusion with a wave. “I brought Bede along. He won’t be part of the meeting, so just pretend he isn’t here.” 

He huffed, crossing his arms, but his indignation melted away when she shot him a weak smile.

#drudwrites #bederia week #bederia #bede x gloria #klara

[missjackil]

I'm glad you had fun at NJCON!! Did you get to talk to J2? 😍😍😍😍😍

Hi Nonnie! I did get to talk to them a very little bit but even that was GLORIOUS!! My first experience with Jared was awesome!! It was for photo ops and we (my daughter and I) were escorted to the area by Cliff! We waited in line for a little while and when we got in the photo room, we could see him. Our jaws dropped! He is SO much more beautiful in person than you've ever seen on screen or in photoshoots! The man literally glows! I had figured out a pose that would allow me to full-on hug him and still allow my kid in the pic, but I didn't think Id be able to speak so she was going to be the talker, but when I got up to him I said “Oh my GOD you’re freakin BEAUTIFUL!” and he smiled sweetly while chomping his gum lol... and I said “I need to hug you, and she (my kid) needs to pull me off you” and he took my hands and pulled me up, leaned over me and asked my kid “And are you mad?” she says “Oh yeah I'm pissed” he rubs her arm.. “ok got it” and pulls me into a hug.... omGGGG I buried my face in his chest (which is very soft and firm at the same time and smells like clean laundry and minty gum)

I got very emotional just feeling him.... this is not something Im gonna get over anytime soon! When they took the picture, he let go but rubbed both our backs and thanked us, then did the 2 handed “blow kissies” I somehow managed to get outside and cried LOL

The J2 panel was next, that was great.... we had time after to have dinner before autographs, which I thought I could handle, I mean I survived hugging the man, how hard can getting his autograph be? We had Jensen’s first, and hes just wow smokin hot sex on bow legs! Also a lot prettier in person sheeesh!! My goofy kid was almost speechless, she managed to get out “You’re pretty” LOL Jensen looked at her like really?? But then he smiled and said “Well thank yooouuu” in a southern drawl with his big ole lashes fluttering. I got up to him and I sai “MISTER Winchester!” and he looked at me like he was in trouble “Yeesss?” I said “You guys have been a very welcome part of my family for years now, and Im gonna hate to see you go” and he smiles “We’re not going anywhere. We’ll be around” and he winks... I said “well dont be gone too long” he says “I promise”. I left Jensen feeling hopeful and happy... he has such a positive air around him! 

Then we go wait for Jared, which took forever and a day because hes so chatty LOL we finally get called to get in line, Im still fine, but fine was fleeting when we got in the room, but I was holding it together.  He apologized for the wait and said he likes to talk to all of us, we pay good money to see him, and its the least he can do to give us some of his time... we were good if he wanted to just keep talking lol... so my daughter goes up and he smiles and says “Hey sweety how are you?” and shes all giddy, “Im great sir and you?” (hehehe) and he smiles “Im vundabah.... vunderbru vanderbuilt?” and I say “Wonder bra, you had i right the first time” and he full on laughed! all dimples and teeth and hair omg!! I made him laugh squeeeeee!! So I get up there and he looks at me “How are you sweetheart?” and I just took a breath and I said “You’re my favorite.... and I love you... and Im gonna miss you soooo much” and I start crying ... and he gets all sad looking “Aww sweety Im not going anywhere, Ill still be here okay?” and I nod but my head was down because I was blubbering at this point and he  put his head down too to meet my eyes and looks me dead on into my soul (I shit you not) and said “Ill be here okay? Okay babe?” and I said “ok” and he blew me a kiss.... I got outside the room and lost it... every tear I held back for a decade fell out of my face... my shoes were wet! I managed to get outside and sobbed for almost an hour....Ive never experienced anything like that in my life. These guys are truly Supernatural!! 

I will forever be in debt o @samisadeangirl for getting us there... give the gal some love!

[aspiringauthorintraining]

Partners in Crime #2

“I’m on my way, don’t worry.” (Y/N) assured, looking down the road. “No, I’m sure I’m not lost. I just wanted to stop by to grab some coffee for us. I found out about a great place from a friend.”

“I thought I was the only friend you had in Central City?” The voice on the other line asked in a hurt tone.She could imagine the pout forming on her friend’s face.

“I thought I was friends with Cisco and Dr. Wells too?”

“Well…you know what I mean. And, you told me that you couldn’t hang out yesterday because you had work? If you didn’t want to see me you could have said so.” 

“Oh my gosh, Caitlin, stop. I did have work, but we had no current cases, so my partner offered to show me around town. And this all happened after you called me yesterday.” She tried reasoning with her friend, to stop her from wallowing in sadness.

“…”

“Caitlin, are you still there?” she asked, breaking the silence. 

“Fine, I forgive you.” her friend finally responded.

“Oh, thank you soooo much.” (Y/N) replied sarcastically, but with endearment. “Well, I’m gonna hang up now ‘cause I’m in the parking lot. I’ll see you in a bit.” 

“Okay, see you soon!” Caitlin exclaimed gleefully.

(Y/N) noted the very empty parking lot. Well, better parking spots for her, she shrugged. As she walked towards the building, it brought up nostalgic memories of her friends, when she visited them a year ago. 

“Caitlin? Anyone there?” She called out into the pitch black lab. “I’m pretty sure I’m in the right room.” 

She retraced her steps in her head, thinking if she made wrong turn in the hallway, when suddenly, the lights turned on, blinding her.

“SURPRISE!!” 

As (Y/N) regained her vision, she saw her friends standing in the middle of the room with bright smiles.

“You guys! You almost gave me a heart attack, and momentarily blindness.” She said with a grin on her face.

“Well, then it was worth it.” Cisco high-fived Caitlin, who was standing next to him and Dr. Wells. 

Playfully glaring at her friends, she walked over to grab them in a deathly hug. 

“I’m so glad you’re here!” Caitlin exclaimed when breaking apart the group hug. “And this time, you’re staying longer than before!” 

Caitlin Snow, or Dr. Caitlin Snow, was (Y/N)’s friend from university. They had met when Caitlin bumped into her inside the campus coffee shop, and when they discovered they were taking the exact same upper level classes, it became the start of a beautiful friendship. 

(Y/N) was also the reason Caitlin and Ronnie met too. When Ronnie was in need of tutor for Quantum Physics and Equilibrium, she overheard his conversation and gave him Caitlin’s number, who had a crush on him since the day she saw him in the Science Library. (Y/N) made them promise that she would be the godmother of their future children the second after Ronnie’s proposal. After she found out what happened to Ronnie during the particle accelerator incident, she grabbed the next train to Central City to help her friend through the rough time. It was hard already that she just lost one of her best friends, with Ronnie’s death, so she couldn’t even imagine what it felt like for Caitlin, to lose her best friend and her fiancee.

“Now we can have Sherlock marathons!” Cisco cheered.

Cisco Ramon, was (Y/N)’s spirit animal. They agreed they were each other’s soulmate, platonically of course. Their first meeting was when she visited Caitlin after the particle accelerator explosion. They clicked right away, and kept in touch after she returned back to Starling. And of course, he would always butt into her and Caitlin’s facetime whenever he could.

“Of course! You better have been training for it.”

“Duh. Dude, marathons are the reason for my existence. I’ve been training for 2 years for this.” Cisco happily chomped on his 45th Twizzler of the day, grinning in between chews.

“Ms. (Y/L/N), it’s good to have you back.” Dr. Wells greeted her. 

(Y/N) also met Dr. Wells for the first time, when she came to Central City nine months ago. He was cold at first, but eventually warmed up to her; noticeably, after he had a bite of her famous brownies. Her mother always said, “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”. 

“Thanks Dr. Wells! It’s really nice to see everyone again!”

“Have you thought about my offer from last time? It still stands. Although, I understand if you choose not to take it, based on our lab’s reputation now.” Dr. Wells’ smile faltered, being reminded of the events a few months past.

When Dr. Wells met her, he was intrigued to find out that, instead of becoming a scientist or working in a lab discovering the next element, she was working as a forensic scientist in Starling City. She was offered a job at STAR Labs when she came to console Caitlin, but turned it down because she didn’t want to leave Starling City at that time. But now that she moved, the situation was different.

“Really?” (Y/N) lit up. “I completely forgot about it, with all the moving and chaos.” 

“Well, STAR Labs would be lucky to have a scientist with your expertise join us.”

“Dr. Wells, there’s really no need to persuade me. I would take the offer in a heartbeat. But…” she trailed off, a frown forming on her face after remembering her other job.

“I moved here to work at the CCPD, and so I wouldn’t be able to work full time here.” 

“Of course, forensics is your passion. But, not to worry. We’ve been in a partnership with the CCPD, ever since the appearance of the metahumans in the city.” Dr. Wells explained. “I’m sure we could work something out with them.”

“Are you serious? Thank you! Thank you so much!” She shook Dr. Wells’ hand rapidly with excitement. Caitlin and Cisco grinned at the news, excited to hear that their friend was joining their small team. 

“Well, we have one more member of our team who has to approve of you, but I’m sure he will.” Dr. Wells chuckled at her persistent hand-shaking.

“Who?” 

She didn’t notice anyone else in the room with them when the lights had turned on. 

“He’s not here right now. He, uh, works part-time here at the labs actually.” Cisco fumbled over his words nervously.

“So, what’s the plan for today guys?” A voice sounded from behind her, making her slightly jump. 

Turning around, (Y/N) saw Barry saunter into the room with his hair all over the place, like he just walked through a windstorm. She was surprised to see him in STAR Labs. It seemed he was too, by the look of his widening eyes and his frozen state.

“Uhhh…” He paused, failing to come up with any words. “Y-(Y/N)! Wh-wh-why, I mean, w-what are you doing here?” He scratched his neck nervously, looking at the others for an explanation. 

“Barry! What are you doing here already?”

“We thought you were coming later…”

Cisco and Caitlin were in a state of panic as well, while Dr. Wells pinched his nose in frustration. Barry continued looking antsy, looking anywhere in the lab except for at her. 

“What’s going on here guys? Is Barry the other person I’m supposed to meet?” Her friends continued to panic and everyone continued to look anywhere but at her, trying to avoid answering her question. 

“Barry is actually…” Caitlin finally spoke, looking at the others in the room for help with her sentence.

“He’s here for CCPD!” Cisco yelled out. Confused, Barry gave a ‘what’ look to Cisco, wanting further explanation.

Dr Wells chose to intervene at this moment. “Yes, Mr. Allen is here to go over the recent meta human case we just closed. Isn’t that right Mr. Allen?”

“Y-yes! That is exactly why I’m here. To talk about the case…” Barry echoed Dr. Well’s words, seeming unconfident with his words.

“Really? I thought today was your day off Barry?” (Y/N) wasn’t convinced that it was the real reason he was here.

“It is!” Cisco interrupted. “But you know Barry. He’s a workaholic. Those off days still can’t stop him from working, right Barry?”

“Yeah!” Barry replied a little too enthusiastically. Caitlin buried her face in her hands, shaking her head.

Something seemed off to (Y/N), but she decided to drop it at the expense of not wanting to hear anymore lame excuses. “Alright then, I’m just gonna head out now with Caitlin. I’ll see you at work tomorrow, Barry.” 

And before the boys could make a bigger mess than they already did, Caitlin push her friend out of the room, silently glaring at the boys from behind.

#cwimagine #cw imagine #the flash imagine #flash x reader #flash imagine #the flash x reader #barryallenxreader #barry allen x reader #barryallenimagine #barry allen imagine #partners in crime series

[praphit]

JW 3: excommunication vs badassery -  WHO YA GOT?!

Well, I'm back here again talkin about John mother bleepin Wick; that must mean that people are messing with him again.

In the 1st movie, we learn that John Wick belonged to a secret soceity of assassins, but he got out of the game, so he could properly grieve his dead wife. The only piece of that life he had was in a puppy, and some assholes came around and killed that puppy.

A puppy! Not John Wick's old dog who had lived a full life and kinda wanted to go cuz he's seen too much shit - they killed John Wick's cute, innocent, lil puppy!

So, JW had to kill not only the people who killed his puppy (no no no no no),but everyone associated with them: family, friends, if you have ever delivered a pizza to those scumbags, if you bagged their groceries, it was on!

He killed 3 guys who were involved in a bar once with a pencil! A PENCIL! Who does that?! Who says to themselves "Man, I'm so mad that I'm gonna go into that bar and kill three men with this number 2." Who?! An unstable human being, that's who! I love him, but damn!

In the 2nd movie, they said , "John Wick has gone too far! Yeah, we killed your pup, but you didn't have to take out the our whole community!" Soooo, they decided to take more of his stuff - they stole his car. They got Ruby Rose and Common after him to say "Look, John, we're square, let us take the car, we'll rough you up just a little bit... and let this all go."

But, you already killed the man's puppy, now you gonna swipe his ride? What the hell is wrong with y'all?! You know who this man is!

Of course, John Wick had to kill off multiple gangs, along with Ruby and Common. For one night, the streets were literally painted red with blood. John Wick's killing went beyond cinema. Those actors haven't been the same since. Ruby Rose has given up movie making for the CW network, to make-out with women while dressed as a bat (not making that up) She figures she can hide in the CW. 

Look at her... she’d rather look ridiculous than be near anything John Wick related. 

I don't think Common has put out any hit songs since that John Wick 2. The carnage that he saw in the production of that movie was mind-shattering.

They said  - "John Wick! That's it! We tried to square things up, but you wouldn't listen! Now, you're excommunicado!"

Now, in the church world, I know what excommunication means - no more Ritz crackers and wine for you, dirty stares when church folk see you at the market, they draw devil horns on your pic in the prayer list, and you're no longer invited to church picnic's, but they never send people out to beat yo ass. Can you imagine if church were that serious?? A pastor having a pack of assassins just waiting for you to disobey him/her. Maybe Russia would do that... seems like they might do church differently out there.

But, that's where we're at with “John Wick 3: Parabellum!”

He's been cast out of the fold! No one is allowed to help him. They cancelled his social media accounts, his gym and yoga memberships, and coupons at Whole Foods. They beat the hell out of him. Told him he’s got one hour until certain horrible death. Took ALL his shit! He's done!

In John Wick's time of need there are only two people that he can turn to. Two people who haven't totally turned their backs on him - Halle Berry and that woman from "The Addams Family"; good ol what's her face. 

So, he's off (though a bit beaten up and bloody), to murder everyone in his path to finding these two people. It's like a video game in a sense - there should be an action total at the end of each scene:

112 dead

52 shots to the head

34 broken limbs 432 bullets fired 40 gallons of blood spilled

10 dicks and 7 balls chomped on by Halle Berry's dogs

Number of New Yorkers freaked out by all of this (0)

He kills people with a horse! No joke! 

And a book - at one point John Wick destroys a giant of a man: busts up his ribs, his knees, his shins, his kidneys, his balls, his jaw, his neck... all with a book. I'll never see a bookshelf in a home the same again.

All of this mayhem and blood leads John Wick out into the desert. Where he has to meet with some high elder to... do a job to reverse the excommunicado to... be... an assassin slave or something... idk. There are people out there who may complain about the lack of sensible story in this movie, and... yep! - they're right, but you know... it's all about survival and revenge - what more do you need??

The real hero of this movie is a doctor that John sees in the beginning, who gives him some pills that take away the pain, and give him energy. Those pills are the things of superhumans, cuz that's all he needs for most of this movie. I saw him take a couple of sips of bourbon, and drink some of Halle Berry's spit (don't ask). But, that's all he needed to do all of this killing for nearly a week. I didn't see him stop at Burger King, or grab an energy drink, or take a nap (think of the great opps for product placement --- John Wick doesn't sleep often, but when he does, I bet it's on a Casper Matress), I didn't even see him use the restroom; which he probably needed cuz he was running weird throughout this whole movie - like he needed to pee and his pants were too tight. That's the real tragedy of John Wick - never having time to pee or buy new pants that fit.

But, apparently, John Wick doesn't need any of those things, all he needs is Halle Berry's spit. Just a couple of sloppy, slurpy kisses from Halle and a man or woman is set!

Yes, this movie lacks a bit in plot, but John Wick has always been about the amazing ballet of kills. There is a literal ballet influence as we see a glimpse of John's background - and it's a ballet/wrestling school... that also teaches young kids how to kill. The fighting is just as creative and pretty as in the last two movies, with A LOT more blood.

All is murderously fun enough to subside some disbelief, until... I won't spoil much, but... look, I've watched John Wick get shot, stabbed in crucial arteries, break bones, get hit by two cars, sliced up by all sorts of sharp objects... he keeps going, ok... we're living by "Fast & Furious" rules, whatever, but at one point he goes over the edge of a multiple story building. A BUILDING! He gets shot, falls over, hits multiple objects on the way down, and then SPLAT! - and he’s STILL ALIVE AND READY TO BEAT ASS. Forget "Fast & Furious" we're living by "Looney Tunes" rules.

At another point, he loses a finger (minor spoiler, but it doesn't matter to the plot), if that finger had grown back, it wouldn't have surprised me.

C'mon, man... I've got to take off points for that.

It's a fun movie. Fans of the series will def enjoy it; I did for sure! If you're a casual fan, you'll prob have to suspend the part of your brain that tries to make sense of things, and simply enjoy, but it's worth a watch, if you love action.

Grade: B

I did feel sorry for the simple 9-5 henchman in this movie. Just out there trying to support your family, in a world where John Wick is killing people with pencils. If I were said henchmen, I think I'd pretend to get hit and knocked out by John Wick. Only John Wick normally shoots everybody in the head (many times) before leaving a scene. I'd have to smash a couple of ketchup packets on my head or something; I'd figure something out cuz I sure as hell ain't messing with a killer like him.

An actor I didn't mention is Asia Kate Dillon known as "The Adjudicator". 

She is excellent btw Trying to enforce rules, and I get it! You've gotta keep people accountable to the rules in a world full of assassins, but... if John Wick is the one breaking the rules... maybe you should let that shit go. That's the morale here. Follow the rules! And if you break the rule, you had better be as badass and indestructible as John Wick. He caused so much death in these three movies over a dog getting shot; this series is like a PETA wet dream, and judging on how awesome this dream is, it may continue way passed 3 movies.

#john wick #movies #john praphit #praphitproductions.com #movie reviews #action movies #Keanu Reeves #asia kate dillon #halle berry #praphit #peta #revenge #excommunication #common #ruby rose

[hubworld23-blog]

Elsa & Anna’s Royal Contests

A/N: Hey Guys just so you know... This story was requested to me by Jokermask18 So I hope he likes the Story that I made for him... That Includes all of the rest of you guys As Well!:) Welp... Enjoy the Story.;)

One Hot Summer Day In Arendelle Anna was trying to find something to do...

Anna: UGH! It's so Hot!*She said as she waved her paper Yellow Fan as fast As she Can!*

Elsa: You don't have to tell me Twice...*She said as the Ice Fan that she'd Made Had Melted.* Man! It's so Hot!*She said as she Panted* Hey Anna are you up for some Ice Cream?*She asked her Sister as she then turned over to Her...*

Anna: Yup!:)*She said as she then went to sit down at the Table in the Kitchen.*

Elsa: *She then makes two Ice Cream Bowls using her Ice Powers... She then grabs the Bucket of Chocolate Ice Cream as she then makes an Ice Cream Scooper as she then scoops A Really HUGE Scoop of Chocolate Ice Cream giving it both to her and Anna!*

Anna: Betcha I can all this Chocolate Ice Cream in One Go... *She Replied with A Smirk!*

Elsa: Bet you Can't!*Her Older Sister Retorted Back as she Crosses her Arms!*

Anna: Can!

Elsa: Can't!

Anna: CAN!!!

Elsa: CAN'T!!!

Anna: CANA!!!

Elsa: CAN'TA!!!!

Anna: I can And I'll prove it to you! *Then she Grabs the Bucket Of Chocolate Ice Cream and then begins to Eat It.*

Elsa: Heh... You are nuts if you can eat that Much Ice Cream All At Once! Besides you are gonna get A Stomach Ache from eating it All...*She added as she warned her Younger Sister.*

Anna: *Chomp* No I Won't!*Gulp* Besides you know how Vanellope is about Competition? *Burp*

Elsa: Well Yes that is true but she usually into Competition when Racing is Involved...*She reminded Her.*

Anna: True... I'm just wanna try some Competition...

4 Hours Later...

Anna: *BELCH!!!!* UGHHHHH!!!!! My Belly hurts SOOOO Much!!!!😣

Elsa: I told You not to Eat this Much! Are You Ok?

Anna: I I Think I won't Make it...

Elsa: What are you talking About Anna?*She said as she rubbed her Belly with A Confused look on her face...*

Anna: I think I might be Dying... *Coughs* I won't be able to be here any Longer...

Elsa: !!! Anna! NO!!! Don't say that. Please, I Beg of You! I'll go get the Princesses!*She said as was to leave as Anna called Her.*

Anna: El Elsa Please... don't... *Cough* *Cough* Leave Me!

Elsa: Oh Ok! What do you want? Tea, Chocolate, Pie? Tell me anything...

Anna: Come Closer.

Elsa: Ok...*She does So*

Anna: Closer.

Elsa: Is this Good.*Walks*

Anna: *Whispers* Even Closer!

Elsa: *Starts walking to Her!* Is this Good?

Anna: Yes... I I

Elsa: You what?*She said*

Anna: I I I Love You...*She said as she closed her Eyes!*

Elsa: *Gasp* A Anna? *She said as she Shook Her* Anna PLEASE!?

Anna: *No Reply!*

Elsa: *Kneels Down As she then Says* NOOOOOOO- Wait A Minute this Isn't Stars Wars...*She Says with Confusion.*

Elsa: *She then Starts Crying* WAHHH!!!! OHHH ANNA I AM SO SORRY THIS IS ALL MY FAULT I I FAILED YOU...*She said as she continued Weeping Silently... *Sniff* I Well Anna... I can't believe you Passed Away I can Almost remember when we were So Young. Those were the Days...*She said as she Reminised A Bit as she then Turns backs to Anna Once More... *But Remember that I Will Always Love...*She was then cut Off by a Strange Noise...*

Anna: GRUMMMBBBLE!!!!

Elsa: Hm?*She Said in Confusion as she put her ear on her Belly!*

Anna: GRRRROWL!!!!!!

Elsa: Ah! *She then Jumps Back as she then rubs her Ear...* Geez That was Loud.*She then look as she then keeps looking at her... As she then looks closer at her sister.*As she then rose a Brow!*

Anna: *Snickering as her cheeks then puffs up from her face and then...* BRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Burp was So Strong it threw Elsa to A Wall

BANG!

Elsa: Ugh... You...*She said as she then rubbed her Head*

Anna: Pffft.*She said as she continued to snicker Until.* AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!! I I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU YOU FELL FOR THAT ELSA!*She Said as she Laughed So Hard that she Rolls Off of The Bed!* Woah!:O

Elsa: *Her Face was now Turning Red in Anger* THAT ISN'T FUNNY ANNA!!!! I WAS WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU!!!!*She Scolded Her As she then used her Ice Powers to Freeze Anna's Body Except for her Head*

Anna: Hey Hhhhey Elsa can you Plee Please Melt Me and Give Me A Blanket I'm Freezing!*She said as she continued to Shiver despite being Frozen!*

Elsa: *Still Upset* Only if you Apologize and Promise Me You'll Never Do That Ever Again!*She said as she looks at her sister with A Stearn Look on her Face!*

Anna: I Prrromise and I'm Sorry that I did that to you Elsa Really! Cr Cross My He Heart and hope to Di Die!*She said with a Shiver and with Guilt!*

Elsa:*She then said Now Smiling* All is forgiven Anna...*She said as she then Pushes her Frozen Sister Near the Fire Place! As she then watches as the Ice is Now Melting...* Here! *She then gives her A Blanket!*

Anna: Th Thanks...*She said with a Shiver as she covers herself with the Blanket that Elsa gave Her...* Hey I Got an Idea Elsa! Let's have a Burping Contest... Just You and Me!

Elsa: *Sighs* No Anna... Besides we are Royalty it just wouldn't fit in our Image...*She Told Her.*

Anna: *She then Rolls Her Eyes As she then Mimics Elsa!* Says the One who Burped Really Loud at Lunch with The Girls!*She Smirkerd as she then Continued...* Besides Burping isn't that Bad You Know... It's Natural. *She States!*

Elsa: !!! ANNA!*She said as she Blushed Tint Red in Embarrassment* I thought I told You We should Never Bring up that Incident! I guess you are Right it is Natural to Burp... It's just What If someone hears us...*She said with Worry.*

Anna: Don't Worry About it Elsa!*She Reassured Her Older Sibling as she then Patted Her Back ever So Lightly...* We will be in My Room... So no Will Ever Here A Thing! So we shouldn't Worry About It. Now Come On!*She said as she Excitingly Ran Upstairs...*

Elsa: *She then sighed as she then Held On to The Banister As she then walked Up to the Stairs!*

Anna: *She Then Turns the Knob as it opens the door... Hmm... Now, where is It?*She said as she then Goes to a Mini Fridge as she then opens It... AHAH! There It Is!:)*She said as she Then grabs the Two Sodas! Hey Elsa Think Fast!*She said as she then throws one Of the Sodas To Her.*

Elsa: Thanks... Welp. Cheers?

Anna: Cheers! *She replied as she then clinks her Soda with Elsa...*

Elsa: *Does the Same* Ready?

Anna: Ready! *She said with Confidence!* 1...

Elsa: 2...

Both: THREE!!! *They Both said as they started to Drank there Soda's!* GULP GULP GULP GULP!!!!!!!!!!!

1 hour Later...

Anna: I'll Start. BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elsa: God! That Chocolate Smell is So Strong!!!*She said with Tears in her Eyes!* *She said with a Sigh* Guess it's my Turn Now. *Breathes In and...* BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!*After the Huge Burp The Wall was then Frozen over! (Pun Intended)

Anna: *Stomach then Gurgles Pretty Loudly* Here's A Big One!*She said as she then Breathes In And...* BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*She Burped So Loudly as Elsa Then Flew all The way to the Market!*

Elsa: BAMMMM!!!!! OW!*She said as she then rubbed her Head.*

Anna: You ok Elsa?

Elsa: Yes. I'm fine Anna!*She said as she then rubbed her Head...* So I guess you win Anna. So do you wanna go to the Park with Me?

Anna: Sure!*She said as both she and her Older Sister Elsa closed the Door behind them!*

The End

#frozen #anna #elsa #disney #humor #fanfic #burping

[lordsicheng]

A Different Tomorrow: Pt. 3

Hwang Minhyun x OC

g: angst, slice of life

summary: being someone who only went home twice a month as a teen until your early 20s, you never fully believed in a second chance at life, nor did you even believe in love. once you meet a young man near the park, your whole life could possibly turn into 180

w!: prostitution (only mentioned, not shown/written in action), profanity, mildly suggestive

A/n: again i am sosososo sorry this took so long. i rewrote this three times already and i wasn’t satisfied with the first two drafts, and once i was satisfied with the third my pc broke down and deleted over 10 of the others stories i had already premade so i am trying my best to get to a lot of others up within the next days ;; for those who haven’t read this yet, i suggest reading part 1 and part 2 first before continuing with this one. will make sure to get back on track very soon! <3

You slowly opened your eyes, having enjoyed your sleep as you sat up and noticed Minhyun wasn’t around anymore. You got off the bed slowly, walking towards the kitchen to see a bowl. You opened the rice cooker and saw that there was a new batch of rice made by Minhyun earlier, untouched. You smiled as you saw the note on the refrigerator, grabbing it as you read it

“Made rice because I finished the extra from yesterday, sorry. Just reheat the food if you want, but use a plate and the microwave. Be back at 10. Don’t forget to clean up and get ready!”

You chuckled as you looked at the clock, mortified as it was already almost past 9am, and you hurriedly grabbed the bowl and a plate to get some rice to eat breakfast. You remembered that you both were planning on going shopping, mostly just for him since you already bought so much stuff. You hurriedly ate on the dining table, noticing you made a bit of a mess, but you were really in a rush since it was already 9:30. You put all the plates on the sink right after and grabbed a towel to get to the bathroom, hurriedly taking a shower before it turns 10

“Why am I so slow” you complained, rushing while washing your hair

Minhyun arrived just exactly a few minutes after 10, looking around to see if you were already ready

“Y/n?” he called out

“Hold on!” you replied as you walked out of the bathroom already ready, wearing something more decent compared to your almost worn out outfit from the first day. You sat on the sofa and grabbed a small bag on the side and brought out a lipstick you bought, using your phone as a mirror while applying it

Minhyun couldn’t help but smile as he looked at you while he was by the sink washing his hands, checking if you had cleaned up the plates you had used that were put to the side. He nodded in approval as he noticed you did, and walked over to you, still finishing up your makeup

“Red looks good on you.” he commented as he walked over, making you feel heat from your cheeks

“T-thanks… but I think it’s too much.” you pressed your lips together in hesitance

“No, really. Red seems like a timeless color. Everyone looks good wearing it.” he nodded as he sat next to you

“So do you want to wear red lipstick, then?” you looked at him in curiosity, making him chuckle

“Thanks, but I don’t want to.” he shook his head

“Where were you, anyway?” you asked as you raised a brow

“I had to get my paycheck at work since I forgot to get it yesterday.” he smiled as he looked at his phone, making you suddenly feel guilty again for selling his keyboard

“A-are you thinking about getting a new keyboard?” you asked, almost becoming hesitant

“Nah, maybe next time. I’m not in a rush to get a new one.” he shrugged

“I swear, I’ll find a part time job to pay you back.” you clasped your hands together, pleading

“Y/n, it’s fine. I’ll wait downstairs, okay? I have to check the mail. Just bring the key since we’re both heading out.” he smiled as he pat your shoulder and walked out of the apartment, leaving you in the apartment again, sighing as you knew you really messed up

-

Minhyun was able to find good deals on some new clothes while you both were walking around the streets of Myeongdong, often trying to find clothes for you as well. But you politely declined, telling him over and over that you are fine with the clothes you bought for yourself yesterday and didn’t want to be a burden for him to spend more money on

“Here, try this pink sweater.” he said as he eyed it and tried to examine if it would fit you

“No, please. I’m good with the other sweaters I bought.” you waved your hand in decline

“Are you sure?” he chuckled

“Yes.” you beamed

He ended up buying only a few clothes here and there and you looked at him as he brought only two bags with a few clothing pieces, wondering if he did it on purpose or if he was just picky for his own clothing

“Are you on a budget or something?” you snickered while looking at the bags he brought

“I don’t think there are a lot of good clothes out at the moment. Or maybe I was too late on finding ones I like?” he smiled while looking at you

“What are you talking about? There’s tons lot of clothes here that would look really good on you!” you put your hands on your hips and stopped walking, making him turn to look at you with a smile still plastered on his face

“Soooo are you saying I would look good in basically anything?” he grinned

“W-well yeah? I mean-“

“So is that a refined version of you saying I am good looking?” he crossed his arms and smirked, and you opened your mouth in shock

“You… you’re just…” you couldn’t complete your sentence, and he laughed a bit while he thought you were cute while stuttering

“Fine! You’re handsome!” you raised your hands and walked away as he kept looking at you while laughing, shaking his head a bit and following you shortly

-

Minhyun looked at you chomping down on the bibimbap you ordered, which was bigger than you expected. You were already hungry from all the walking and you definitely needed something that had a bigger serving than how much you usually ate. Minhyun, on the other hand, couldn’t help but grin and chuckle to himself often times when he glanced at you, wondering why you became so hungry all of the sudden

“You don’t eat this much at home.” Minhyun said while taking a pause from eating

“I got really hungry from following you around.” you said while chewing on your food, not even looking at Minhyun

“If you want more we can order some others.” he chuckled as he started going back to eating

“Minhyun I don’t want to be a burden to you when it comes to money so it’s fine.” you smiled and waved off

“You’re not a burden to me.” he opposed

“But I feel like I am and it makes me even more guilty because of the fact I sold a precious belonging of yours without your consent.” you stopped eating, raising your head to look at Minhyun. He could only look at you back blankly, but he eventually burst into a soft chuckle and reached out his hand to wipe off a grain of rice from the side of your lip, then pulled back his hand as he rested his elbows on the table

“I won’t bother you with anything money related, then. I don’t want to make you even more upset.” he let out a sigh, smiling as he continued to eat

You looked at him, both mixed with a bit of fault and confusion because you couldn’t understand why he treated you like this. You felt like nothing but a nuisance to his already organized life and you didn’t want to end up being the one who would mess it up. Was he just holding back his anger towards you? Was he just being nice in the beginning? Was he restraining himself from kicking you out of his place? Something inside you, though, is telling that he’s just really good-willed. But you wanted to find out why he was like this, despite the fact that you’ve developed some sort of liking.

After eating and doing a bit more of window shopping, you both decided to head home early. You stood by the subway as it was close to sunset and you waited for Minhyun since he excused himself to go to the restroom. He came back in a hurry, seeing the crowd become bigger as he realized it was already close to rush hour

“We need to go.” he said as he grabbed the bags beside you and pulled you by your wrist, running down the stairs to get to the next train that was to arrive

“Hold on! I can’t find my card!” you said as you rummaged through your small purse with your free hand, finally seeing your card and yanking it out of the pocket

After scanning your travel cards, you both waited for the train that was announced to arrive in two minutes. You stood next to Minhyun and raised your head a bit to look at him, slowly noticing a pair of eyes was staring at him and eventually looking back at you

“Yes?” Minhyun asked with a smile

“T-thank you.” you slowly smiled back

“For what?”

“For… everything…” you shyly said and looked down. He snickered a bit and ruffled your hair, then brushed it back once the train had arrived at a full stop

-

A couple of days had passed and it was filled with much joy to you, since Minhyun literally treated you as if you both were just roommates together. Somehow, it did make you feel giddy inside whenever you were able to see him even when he was almost not around due to his work. He’d properly say goodbye to you when he was to leave and whenever you were still asleep, he’d leave a small note in case he was able to cook and so. This somehow made you feel special as a person, as if you were cared so much that it made your heart skip a beat.

While in the middle of cleaning, you looked at Minhyun reading a book at the sofa and just stared at him for a while. Minhyun began to notice your eyes glued to him, and he just gave a slight smile without looking at you

“What’s the matter?” he asked, still looking at his book

“Sorry.” you mumbled, about to turn to the side

“No, really. What’s up?” he said as he put the book he was reading to the side and finally looked at you

“Well.” you sighed, turning to look back at him

“I’m just wondering why you aren’t dating anyone. I mean… you’re really sweet and easygoing. You would make a good boyfriend—no, a husband! You’re really handsome too.” you admitted, to which Minhyun just widened his eyes a bit and slowly looked down, becoming quiet

“Oh, wait… Did I say something w-“

“I’m not in a hurry when it comes to dating. I just want to have proper feelings with someone before committing.” he sighed, nodding

“But… don’t you have experience?” you raised a brow in question

“I do. I just don’t show it.” he stood up and walked over to the other side of the room to check on his laundry, and you just turned to wash your hands and walk back to your side of the place before Minhyun could come back to check up on you

“I might as well be staying home tomorrow, by the way. I’m taking a day off and I have no class since the school is having an event.” he said as he walked over to you, smiling

“Aren’t you gonna attend?” you asked, turning to look at him

“Nope. Attendance isn’t needed.” he shrugged, putting his hands in his pockets

“Alright. Good night.” you nodded

“Good night.”

You both looked at each other, you often pursing your lips as Minhyun just waited for you to go to your bed and sleep as he were to finish cleaning the rest of the place. Somehow, you took a few steps forward to walk up to him, and Minhyun also took only a step to go to you as if you both were magnets. You suddenly tiptoed a bit and kissed him on the lips as you close your eyes, him not even refraining you from doing so. The kiss wasn’t over the top, nor was it somehow like those romance novels and shows—it was rather sweet and innocent. His lips, pillowy and soft as a cloud you would describe in your mind as if you were in contact with a sweet bubblegum cotton candy piece. You finally broke the kiss yourself and stood back straight, looking at Minhyun who slowly opened his eyes from what just happened and appearing to be a little bit dazed.

“Um…” Minhyun scratched the back of his head, looking to the side

“I’m gonna go ahead.” you said, taking a few steps back and then walking to the bed where you usually slept

Minhyun couldn’t speak much and instead walked out, going to the balcony of the apartment complex  level where he often frequented and looked around.

You laid down on the bed and tried to get a grip on what just happened. You kissed Minhyun; a stranger, just some random guy who let you stay over because of his caring heart, and finally, in your admittance, someone whom you have fallen for. Sure, it had only been days, almost a week, since you both met. But he was different—he took care of you, made sure you felt right at home, and definitely made you feel safe. 

You touched your lips, trying to remember how his lips felt like on yours. It was beautiful and pure of a feeling, it wasn’t like any other person you’ve kissed before. It was like you were in your earlier years again where you had supposedly found your first love, a rather innocent kind of love.

“Love?” you thought loudly, hoping it was something that you were open enough to admit to. You had never fallen in love before, you always hoped for a happy ending and you always wanted to find the right one. You grinned, biting your bottom lip as you closed your eyes in hopes that you could fall asleep in such a pleasant mood

Minhyun, on the other hand, stood at the balcony of the apartment level and just looked at the Namsan Tower that was from far away, sighing as the cold wind seemed to rush past his jacket and into his body. But what made it extra chilly was the feeling of what just happened moments earlier.

He had kissed you, even though he wasn’t the one who initiated it. He was feeling confused but also mellow, afraid of hurting you since he didn’t want to either. He couldn’t admit to himself, and to you, that he wasn’t ready to find someone to love yet. But he knew he was close to being ready, only finding the right time on when he can find that certain someone he can call his own.

Like what you had done earlier, he also touched his lips and tried to reminisce what just happened—and it made him slightly elated. He felt at ease and it somehow didn’t feel awkward to him. No particular feelings were in the moment, but it was as if it was about to rise up as time passed. 

Chuckling to himself, he thought of what had happened again and couldn’t stop from chuckling lightly to himself as he took a couple of deep breaths before turning to walk back to the apartment, hoping you were finally asleep before you could notice from his expression on what he actually felt from the kiss.

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