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#There's literal crack in honey istg
tolerateit · a month ago
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she's IMPATIENT and im COMPLACENT with just a little taste of wasting time looking for honey, well she stings like she means it she's mean and she's mine
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jungwoniics · 22 days ago
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𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐂𝐘𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊
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↦ pairing: enhypen / enhypen x reader ↦ genre: fluff, crack/humour ↦ w/c: 1224 ↦ warnings: none? ↦ a/n: yes, this is my first ever headcanon and yeah 🤧 also please note that this is just my random opinion and thoughts so it might not necessarily be true so please don’t let this affect the way you view the boys after reading thank you and do feel free to lmk what you think of this 😃 ↦ synopsis: when you fell down while going cycling with them ➵ taglist status: open — send an ask or dm! ➵ taglist (permanent): @enhacolor @meraniki @goldenhypen @rozisisme
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≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗨𝗡𝗚 . ꒱
tried warning you of the person incoming
because he’s always looking out for you 🤩
but no, of course you didn’t hear his warning and crashed into the other cyclist
obviously the other cyclist got pissed at you for not watching where you were going you really should start paying attention 🤦‍♀️
“sir, i apologise. she didn’t mean any harm”
of course he’d come to your defense
he is the Lee Heeseung
but unfortunately for this lee heeseung, he ends up getting scolded too
“i assure you this will never happen again, sir”
“that better be the case” no because mr. cyclist, you didn’t have to be so harsh 💆😒
you’d be laughing at his cute attempt to handle the situation 🥺
mr. cyclist finally leaves grumbling and heeseung turns around to find you laughing at him
“what? wipe that smile off your face. this is all your fault anyway”
he’d have a smirk on his face as he helps you up 😏😏
in conclusion, lee heeseung the legendary boyfie 😍
≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗝𝗔𝗬 . ꒱
ok you probably fell because you were busy admiring the scenery around you that you didn't see the rock in your path
so obviously your bicycle hit the rock and you fell istg you really have to be more careful 🤦‍♀️
but seriously he would probably help you up immediately
he’d check and make sure you weren’t hurt in any way
yes very caring boyfriend indeed 😍
he’s probably gonna start scolding you afterwards though 😔
“can you watch your front? you could’ve gotten hurt”
but you can’t blame him, he just really cares about you and loves you and can’t bear seeing you get hurt you’re his precious darling 😭
he’s gonna be worried that you’re gonna fall again so he ends up cycling next to you instead of in front of you just so he can look out for you 🥺🤧
all in all, he just really really loves you 😘
so don’t make him worried and watch your front ok 🤧
≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗝𝗔𝗞𝗘 . ꒱
please he probably didn’t even realise you fell since he was cycling in front of you
yes, he heard a thud from you falling but he didn’t even bother to look back 🤦‍♀️
jake, honey you have to look back 🤧
seriously, thank god you were completely fine and you immediately got back up to catch up to that oblivious boyfriend of yours 😹
the two of you decide to take a break at starbucks ☕️
while you were sipping your coffee, he suddenly realises the slight scratch on your arm
he literally grabs your arm a little too aggressively to check the scratch
“what happened?” please jake if you had turned back earlier, you would’ve known 🤧😆
“well, i fell but you didn’t even turn back to check on me” 😭😒
heLp he feels so guilty “i’m so sorry, really, i didn’t mean to be that oblivious”
you could’ve stayed pouty but he looked so cute with the regret in his eyes 🥺🥺
he ends up buying a piece of cake for you too so i guess everything turned out well 😆
≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗡 . ꒱
honestly i feel like sunghoon would be similar to jay but not really
the two of you were cycling at a path that had quite a number of people walking on
so sunghoon stopped to allow someone to walk past first
but you didn’t see him stopping because you were busy admiring the scenery around as per usual 😹
and of course your bike ended up crashing into his and the both of you fell
but your reaction? you laughed
and sunghoon’s reaction: 🤦‍♀️
“yah, you bumped into me and you’re laughing?”
but really no one can wipe off that smirk from his face from seeing your happy and giggly state 😏😆
he helps you up and checks if you have any wounds or cuts because you’re still his precious girlfriend 😘🥺
you thank him and even apologised but between giggles 🤧
seriously, even if sunghoon wanted to chide you for not being aware of your surroundings, there was no way he could
your giggles were contagious and he found himself laughing with you 😆🥺
#parksunghooniswhippedforhisgirlfriend
≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗢𝗢 . ꒱
no because he would literally run over to you
the sweetest boyfriend istg 🥺
before you can even tell him you’re fine, he’s all over you checking for any wounds or cuts
and when he finds one, he literally freaks out
if it weren’t for you stopping him, he would’ve been calling the ambulance 😬
he ends up just applying a plaster over your wound there was no way he’d let you do it yourself
he cared about you too much that he couldn’t leave you alone till he was completely sure that you were fine 😍
“sunoo, i’m fine, really” “no more cycling today, we’re walking back”
the cutest and bestest boyfie literally 😭🥺
≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗪𝗢𝗡 . ꒱
the two of you were just cycling leisurely around the park but he had his eye on a boy in the distance doing stunts with his bicycle
the boy clearly didn’t care for safety irresponsible kids istg 🙄
anyway, although you tried to avoid the boy, he still ended up crashing into you and so the both of you fell 🤕
jungwon would immediately stop to check on you but at the same time, he’ll be glaring at the boy 😡
“are you okay? are you hurt?” “no, no, i’m fine.”
that’s his cue to give that boy a piece of his mind 😣😬
“can you be aware of your surroundings? your irresponsibility could’ve gotten someone hurt, do you know that?” 🤬🤬🤬
trust me, no one wants to mess with Yang Jungwon 😬🤧
the boy’s literally gonna be so scared, he’s be apologising profusely he probably pissed in his pants a little too
but all shall end well because jungwon lets the boy go and fortunately, you weren’t hurt in any way 😀
but seriously, don’t mess with your boyfriend especially when he knows taekwondo 😇
≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗡𝗜𝗞𝗜 . ꒱
the two of you were at the park and he was teaching you how to cycle
you were starting to get the hang of cycling and you got confident too confident that you ended up falling 🤦‍♀️
honestly he’s probably gonna laugh at you for that 😭😆
you’ll be on the floor sulking about the small scratch on your leg while he’s standing at the side laughing 🤧
yes, this situation will be the exact opposite of what would happen with jay
instead of niki scolding you for being complacent, you started reprimanding him for laughing and not helping you 😆😔
“how can you just stand there and laugh at me? what kind of boyfriend does that?” you have a huge pout on your lips as you fold your arms
as much as niki found it funny that you fell, he still cares a lot about you and your wellbeing
so although he’s still laughing, he comes over to check on you because he really does love you 😍
so please let him tend to your wound okay 🥺
“HAHA this is what happens when you get complacent”
yes niki, we get it 😒
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alderiasamantha · 22 days ago
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Bumping Into Y/N's Ex While Out With Them
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Enhypen (Hyung Line) x GN!Reader
Genre: Crack, Idk Honestly
Requested by @Kur0-kawa
Disclaimer: This is in no way to trigger any of you readers or make you upset with me. This is also not in any way a form of delulu-ment. This is purely a work of fiction I enjoy doing and people enjoy Reading.
Warnings: Mentions of Exs, Food, abuse (not first hand) and Pricks
Word & Emoji count: 752
‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵
ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ Lee Heeseung
-All he wanted was to go out with his s/o an watch a movie with them.
-Not bump into their (Y/N's) ex who was the cashier of the cinema.
-What made it worse that this prick won't stop interogating both of them
-Asking questions like "Why them❓" "I can treat u better" "I miss you, come back and ditch this prick" to you
-EXcUsE Me⁉ THIS IS PURE CLOWNERY 🤡🤝
-Hee is in absolute shock cause this dude literally cheated on you and treated you so badly! HOW COULD U GO BACK TO HIM❓
-And then this prick says "Ugh, you can't treat them as well as I did." And shit like "I can't believe they went out with you of all people"
-Boy is currently trying not to punce at ur ex and rip his eye balls out
-You've had enough of his (ex) shi* and just payed for ur tickets gave him a nice slap and diss him
-Heesung felt so proud of you to stand up to your past 'lover'
-Also cuddled u in the cinema but idk if that did anything to the story line-
ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ Park Jay
-Alright, so.
-U worked at a retail job yk for the extra money money cash
-Jay wanted to take you out on a date and insisted to wait for your shift to end
-Best bf Jay ikr
-Jay knew you had a past lover but knew very brief of them because you understandably, did not want to talk about it much.
-He respected ur decision because he's sweet like that
-He didn't know what he looked like so when he heard a "Y/N! It's been a while, how've you been honey~"
-Boy almost fell on his butt and crack his phone in the process but luckily he caught himself
-Noticed you were getting very very very uncomfortable with this person
-Squirming under their gaze and avoidin eye contact
-Power walks to u both and puts a hand on their shoulder
-Gojo Style
-LMAO MAKES ME CRACK UP IMAGINING JAY IN GOJO STYLE
-Anyway, Ex turns their head around, slowly and looks up at Jay
-Cause he tall ykwim (as a 5'1 person)
-Gives them a look and then the ex is scared shitless gathers there stuff and BOLTS OUTA THE STORE
-You explained that the person was ur ex and the one that hurt you
-Babe, you had to restrain him from looking for the bastard and beating him up
-If I were u I'd just let him beat the prick up
ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ Sim Jake
-He's so sweet istg
-cutest boy on the planet (i say as if i am not 6 years younger than him)
-ANYWAY
-He wanted to have a nice date with you cause you've been really stressed with classes and work and...all that...
-So, he took you out on a Beach Date
-There wasn't much people there so you both had a fun time
-Playing in the water playin frisbee yk generic beach stuff
-But then when he threw the ball WAAYYY to hard and landed on a blanket
-You went over there and got it saying sorry to the person and froze half way getting up
-Jake wondered why u were taking so long and decided to go to where you were
-also frezees in place cause he sees ur ex
-Baby POUNCED at you when ur ex started touching ur arm
-Again, you were frozen in place because everything they did to you seeped into your brain and formed some tears in ur eyes
-Held ur wrist stuck his tounge out at ur ex and calmed you down
-Again, super sweet abt it
-treats u too ice cream and sweets to cheer u up
ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ Park Sunghoon
-It took me 97 million years to come up with Sunghoon's
-OKAY I GOT IT
-Setting is..Puppy Cafe.
-You two went on a date to a puppy cafe because
-just because
-All of a sudden you get a tap on the shoulder
-Bibidi Bobidi
-Its the person u wanna yeet out ur life and never see again
-U've done the former but obviously, not the latter
-Sunghoon was ordering ur food and ur ex just sat on his seat so you couldn't really do much and just sit there and listen to them say how much they miss u and how they'll treat u better yada yada yada
-Sunghoon got back to your table and smack tacked the crap out of ur ex
-Crisis semi-averted
‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵
(I sadly, won't be writing for the Maknae Line, I just don't feel very comfortable with the thought. I'm sorry. But! I hope you enjoyed it none the less! And please stay tuned because I have a series coming up (maybe near late 2021 or early 2022 who knows 🤷‍♀️))
Sincerly, Allie
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electricshoop · a year ago
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Liveblog: Hannibal rewatch s1e1
Alrighty, Schafi’s in my arms, laptop’s on my lap, as the name suggests it should be, let’s do this.
I just realised, this is the first time I’ll watch it in English, wish me luck
“Hey, Charlie, how was class today?” “Pretty good. The weirdly handsome professor who looks like he sleeps about once every two weeks ended his lecture with “Everyone has thought about killing someone, one way or another.” I hope he gets some sleep tonight. Or a good cup of coffee.”
I still love that the entire fucking premises is basically Jack going “This guy is highly empathetic to the point where it’s kinda dysfunctional and additionally he’s so good at dissociating that it makes it easy for him to put himself into a criminal’s mind, I, personally, think he’s perfect, but let’s get a professional opinion” and then Hannibal went, took one look at Will and reported that Yeah Sure, Seems Reasonable, I Can’t Imagine That Would Fuck Him Up Or Anything. Good To Go. ((edit shhh i just realised idk if the word “empathetic” is the correct one to go with here, the adjective form of empathy, emotions are weird in English and I keep mixing them up))
Just cracked up and had to pause for a good two minutes because JACK’S FACE when Will, out of nowhere, asks the horrified parents of the missing girl, “How’s the cat” like that was the face of a man who, within seconds, realised what he signed up for and rapidly cycled through all the stages of grief.
“You instable?” Ms Katz, PLEASE, that’s no way of kicking off a conversation.
I love the coroners so, so fucking much.
I need to stop commenting so much, I’m like in minute fucking 15, but this show is just, So Much. That’s the first episode and we saw 2 crime scenes, Will’s dogs, Will having nightmares,
That being said, “What are you doing in here?” “I enjoy the smell of urinal cake.” “Me too, we need to talk. [then, shouted, at someone walking in] Use the ladies’ room!” is absolutely hysterical and I greatly enjoyed this. Way better in English than German, too. Also, leave it to Hannibal to shoot a bathroom scene in a way where it feels cinematic, somehow. Idk, the camera work in this show is pure fucking art.
Never quite sure how fond I am of the way this show throws around the terms psychop*th and sociop*th, like, it uses them More Correctly than other media, that’s for sure, like, this is a show about (serial) killers and the behavioural science unit of the FBI, so like, fair enough, but also this show can be so Incredibly casually ableistic and at times it makes it uncomfortable to watch.
Ms Katz you are so pretty
“Promise me something, Jack. Don’t let him get too close.” “He won’t get too close.” Oh, sweet summer BABIES.
“He’s eating them.” - Hard cut to the first scene of Hannibal. Delightful.
If Hannibal was my psychiatrist and he’d look at me Like That before handing me the tissues, I’d punch him in the face. Why don’t you put the tissue box on a little table that’s easily reachable for your patients like a normal therapist, oh my God, would it mess too much with your interior design choices? I hope that’s not the reason, because I know Victor talked about this already but LOOK AT YOUR CURTAINS, MY GOD.
Oh Gosh I may have to look up something with CC, I don’t understand a word Hannibal says. What the fuck.
...Literally not a single word. Brb.
Alrighty, got subtitles. (@ the FBI, by which I mean, I registered with Amazon Prime and am watching it there now.)
“Tasteless.” “Do you have trouble with taste?” “My thoughts are often not tasty.” I FUCKING HATE THEM WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING
“No forts in the bone arena of your skull for things you love.” That’s so fucking pretentious I can’t handle this for three full seasons, it’s worse in English Istg.
You know what’s funny? I don’t like meat much; eat it maybe once every two months or so, and I’m super picky about it. But this? Food Porn Of The Gore Category? Super into watching it.
If Hannibal cooked for me I’d tell him I want my meat Completely Done and he’d kill me for that on the spot.
Will my child you are so cranky and so relatable.
Hannibal sitting there eating by himself after making such a show of cooking, I’ll never get it. Hannibal sees me throw ketchup on noodles I cooked in water that I’d forgotten to salt and kills me for that on the spot.
Oh, the SYMBOLOGY with the DEER; this is how it all starts, just fuck me UP
“God forbid we become friendly.” “I don’t find you that interesting.” “You will.” OKAY. *God.* Okay.
Gosh, the way Hannibal talks to Will about how he thinks Jack sees Will as a fragile little teacup, the finest china, used for only special guests. First of all, I love that image, and didn’t that come up again, later on? With the, the broken teacup? About how it shatters, or something? Grandiose. But also, it’s so. Cruel, very casually so. The subtle manipulation. Just. Gosh.
“[after laughing, still smiling faintly] How do *you* see me?” “[dead-serious immediately] The mongoose I want under the house when the snakes slither by.” Hey hello,
If someone looked at me the way Hannibal looks at Will when Will doesn’t notice, I’d punch them in the fucking face, but I’d be furiously blushing while doing so.
Ah, that phone call. That simple “They know.” So good. Really, really good.
Baby’s first murder.
Oh, Will. Oh Will. Oh, honey. We’re really in it now.
“You said he wouldn’t get too close.” Oh, Alana. You think this is close? They’ll show you close.
Welp! That’s a wrap, folks. Join me again next time for “Charlie Quinn, did you really just need 1.5 hours to watch a 40 minutes episode?”
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imastrangeone98 · a year ago
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In Charge
(A/N: ngl I read nsfw text posts on istg and those kinda set me on fire)
WARNING: pegging; very very mild degradation; bad comedy; slight angst. Bad writing- im very new to this particular scene
I'm trying to be better at nsfw warnings
Established relationship- so probably vendetta
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Leon understood that Sarah had a hard job.
His, at the very least, was simple: get a call, go to some virus-infested shithole, and deal with the corporate jackass that started the whole thing. Then he got at least a three-month break and looked after the kids until the next biohazard disaster.
But Sarah... She had to deal with the corporates in the first place, day after day after day. She had to play nice with the politicians and fellow scientists who arrogantly took her with a grain of salt until their own ignorance blew up in their faces. Sometimes literally.
He did his best to make her life easier. He made the meals, helped the kids with homework, and did most of the chores- ignoring the way she would always try to do the dishes behind his back.
And to her credit, she was doing her best. She hardly complained, and she never raised her voice at home. She tried hard to separate work from family, and she made it clear to their children that she would be there for them.
But she was cracking. Her eyes twitched more when her assistants chattered like nonsensical birds. She started missing meetings and staying up late in the lab, furiously whipping up chemical cocktails of potential antidote samples until he had to drag her exhausted body out.
She was hurting. And he was lost on how he could help her.
Well... he thought as he cautiously eyed the toy in his hands. Maybe this could work.
It was a good opportunity. Zane has gone to a sleepover with some friends, and Claire was more than willing to look after Grace for the night.
The front door slammed open and shut. "Leon? You home?"
With an embarrassed squeak, he shoved the toy under the bed and hurried downstairs. "Hey, honey. You're back early."
"Yeah- they let me off the hook today. Thank whatever deity above for that." She shucked off her coat with a wince, and rubbed her shoulders. "Zane and Grace hanging around somewhere?"
"No, he went to a sleepover. Grace went to Claire's for a girl's night." He hung her coat on the rack and set about heating up leftovers. "How was work?"
The heavy sigh she let out was an answer in of itself. But one of the many things he always admired about her was her adamant refusal to not communicate, even at the cusp of insanity.
"It's... it's fine, 자기." She stretched as he placed the admittedly humble meal of fried rice, side dishes and miso soup in front of her. "I'm dealing with it. Food looks good."
"It'd better be," he joked. "It's your recipe."
She snickered, but made no other reply. Well, at least it was a good start.
He sat down beside her and fidgeted with his hands, watching as she scarfed down her dinner. The dark circles under her eyes were much more prominent- it made his heart sink.
It was now or never.
"Sarah, I know it's been really tough on you lately. Any way I can help?"
She froze. Bits of rice clung to the sides of her mouth, and he wiped them away.
"...I mean, it's just the normal bullshit, y'know? I can deal with it, babe; don't worry about it."
"Sarah..."
With a sigh, she set down the spoon and ran a hand through her messy hair. "I don't know, Leon. I just don't know. I'm trying, but everything's just pissing me off. Research is failing, subordinates are shitty, and the higher ups are being an absolute bitch."
He didn't interrupt, but he slowly linked their hands together. She gave his a gentle squeeze.
"And honestly, I'm this close to not giving a shit anymore." Resting her head on the table, she gazed up at him with the most exhausted look he'd ever seen on her. "It's such a shitty thing to say, but... some part of me's just tempted to let them get what's coming to them."
He hummed. "I don't blame you. They sound like assholes."
"They are assholes."
"You find a way to work out the stress?" He lovingly stroked her hair, and she closed her eyes and nearly purred. "It isn't healthy to keep it in."
"I know. I just... haven't figured anything out yet. I'll find something."
He swallowed. The plan was going well, but he still felt nervous bringing it up.
"So... uh... I have something, if you want to try it."
Sarah lifted an eyebrow. "And what on earth would that be?"
"When you finish up, I'll show you." He wasn't nearly as good as his wife when it came to sounding sexy, but he tried to add a hint of smoothness to his voice.
It worked. A flicker of curiosity and arousal passed through her eyes, and she began to shovel food into her mouth.
[...]
"...Well." She stared at the strap-on with a strange intensity. "This is new."
"Yeah." Leon actually had the decency to blush. "I figured... uh... we could... um..."
Sarah laughed. "We've fucked for over ten years, and you still get blushy."
"...Not true." But his bright red face only helped prove her point.
"Sure, baby." Her eyes narrowed; her smile turned a little more crooked. "C'mere."
He slunk towards her, already feeling naked under her hot gaze. Her hands didn't waste any time with tugging at the edge of his shirt, pulling it up over his head, and skimming over his chest.
She leaned in close and pressed a hot, open-mouthed kiss to his shoulder. With a soft hum, he leaned into her touch, sliding a hand near the base of her hair and giving it a sharp yank.
Almost immediately, she growled. "Behave."
"Or what?" he whispered. "You'll spank me?"
"Tempting." Leaning away, she stared deep into his eyes. "Safeword?"
He thought for a second. "Mercy."
"Alright." Sarah tilted her head towards the bed. "Strip and get on. I'll see what I can do."
Without hesitation, he rid himself of his shorts, leaving himself with only his boxers, and laid down on the soft blankets, unable to resist watching her as she moved about the room, ripping off her clothes, grabbing a small bottle of lube and...
He guffawed. "What are you doing?"
"Reading the fucking instructions. What else?" Her eyes were glued to the straps as she played around with them, muttering under her breath. "So it goes like this... then tighten the strap here..."
Leon couldn't help but giggle. "Smart as you are, but you're helpless against a toy."
She immediately glared at him, and it sent a jolt of electricity up his body. "If you're just gonna blabber, come over here."
"What?"
"Put that mouth of yours to good use, before I do something about it." The promise sounded dark- he had no doubt that she'd actually try to shut him up if he kept being bratty.
And that was a whole other ball game.
So he played nice. He kept quiet.
"Good boy." After a few minutes, she must have gotten the process down, because she had the toy strapped snug over her hips like an expert.
"Shit."
Leon had his fantasies, and then he had reality. And this- his perfect, badass wife with a strap-on and danger in her eyes- was so much better than anything he could possibly dream of.
"This is real, right?" he murmured, staring up at her.
"Does this feel real to you?" When she placed a cool hand on the overly hot skin of his hip, he shivered. "Yeah, thought so."
Slowly, she hooked a finger under the waist and of his underwear and pulled it off, his hardening cock springing out from its prison.
The soft moan he let out was inevitable. "More...?"
"Zip it." Sarah gave his ass a sharp slap, and he blushed harder. "You gotta start being patient."
"I don't have to do shit."
His eyes widened at the realization of what he'd done. Shit...
Her eyes narrowed. "Are you seriously gonna play this game with me right now?"
He swallowed. "...No?"
"I don't believe you." With a sigh, she popped off the cap of the bottle. "Looks like you need a punishment. Turn over."
He obeyed. A tremble of anticipation ran through him as he saw her lube her fingers.
"Hold still, baby," she cooed. The gentle press of fingers near his hole was enough to make his knees weak. "We good?"
"Yeah," he croaked, wiggling his hips, trying his hardest to tempt her. "We're good."
It must have worked, because he felt a slick finger press right into his ass, and he yelped. Instantly, she shushed him and rubbed his hip, before going back to stroking his insides, stretching him out, making him groan.
"Shit," she whispered. Her grip on his hip only tightened. "You have any idea what you look like right now?"
He just moaned.
"You even sound like a slut."
He couldn't process Sarah's words- just on the fact that she had a digit- now two digits- rubbing against his walls, hitting a spot that made him howl.
"Just a little more." Hot lips pressed on his shoulder. "Loosen up for me."
He kept rolling his hips, trying to get her to hit that spot again. "Please..." he moaned. "Please..."
But to his horror, her fingers froze before slowly, painstakingly, pulling out. Leon whined, only to get another smack on his asscheeks.
"Don't be such a whore," she spat. "Or I won't give it to you."
"No...!" His hands felt too weak, and he felt ready to collapse onto the mattress. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please-!"
"Please, what?" Her voice softened, almost to the point of insanity. "Use your words, pet."
"Fuck me! Please fuck me! I can't-! I need you, I need you, I need you-"
Without warning, the tip of the lubed dildo slipped past his entrance, already sending a sharp sense of fullness in his belly.
"Stop tightening up," she sighed, stroking his thigh. "Relax, baby. Relax."
He kept panting, trying to not flex his muscles, trying so hard to be a good boy, such a good boy for me-
By the time he managed to stop drooling, her hips met his own with a soft slap.
She moaned above him. "Fuck. You look so pretty like this, you know that?"
He stammered something, but he didn't know what. The only solid answer he could give her was a jolt that let the toy sink in deeper inside him.
"Shit."
Leon felt like he was about to combust. Pain and pleasure had mixed to the point where they were inseparable. All he could do was sink further into the hole of depravity he'd dug for himself- and all too willing to do so.
"Leon?" Sarah whispered into his ear, a hand firmly grasping the base of his cock. He whined, thrusting shallowly into her hand. "Good?"
He just moaned. It wasn't just good- it was fantastic.
"Tell me."
"Good!" he hissed as the strap-on pressed deliciously to his prostate. "So good!"
She began to thrust. His hips followed on their own to match each one. Ripples of pleasure pulsed throughout his body, and he was unable to stop moaning and begging for her to give it to him more, give me more, please-
He buried his face in the pillow, too lost in the pleasure to care about holding anything but his ass up.
Sarah leaned down to press kisses to the nape of his neck as she stroked his profusely leaking cock, chuckling at the way he jumped from the unexpected stimulation. "You close, baby?"
"Uh huh~" he croaked, too incoherent to say anything else. "More...?"
"So greedy." But her thrusts picked up in speed.
His hands scrabbled for purchase on the sweat-slick sheets. His gut burned with the need to release, release, release.
"Lemme cum~" he slurred, glancing at her out of the corner of his eye. "Please, please lemme cum."
"You wanna cum?" She curled her lip, as if to challenge him, but he was reassured at the way her eyebrows furrowed at the middle, and the way her hands shook at his sides.
She was on the edge, too.
"Yeah~" He smiled at her- a sweet, droopy smile. "Make me cum, mama~"
Her eyes widened. Immediately, her pace quickened even more. The toy started ramming against his prostate over and over again, making him gasp.
"Good boy," she moaned. "Cum for me."
And he came. Hot ropes of cum spilled onto the mattress, drops of it on his stomach, and some just below his chin.
"Fuck." With a grunt, Sarah pulled out of him, unstrapping herself from the toy and tossing it aside as she crawled up the bed to cradle him in her arms. "You did so good. So good. I'm so proud of you."
He grinned lazily at her. "Yeah? You feel good?"
"Yeah. I feel great, actually." With a soft smile, she pressed a kiss to his lips. "Thanks, baby."
"No problem..." His eyes drifted closed for a few seconds.
"Hang tight. Imma get a towel for you and change the sheets, and we can cuddle. You need anything?"
"...Water, please..."
"You got it." She ruffled his hair before dashing off to the bathroom.
As she lovingly wiped off the slick on his ass and gave him sips of ice cold water, he couldn't help but think to himself:
This was a great idea.
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A/N: I have never done this type of nsfw before and it really shows I think 😅 but ngl im still pretty proud of what I managed to put out
Rip Leon's asshole ;) but he loves it so...
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idontevenwatchbl · 2 years ago
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Rambling about The Stranded
Alright, after sleeping in way too long and getting myself a cup of coffee, maybe I’ll finally manage to wirte something coherent about The Stranded?
Spoilers for the whole series below, of course.
-I liked it? Probably wouldn’t have watched it in one sitting if I didn’t, but still. It was good.
-So I heavily recommend it. Although if you’re reading this you probably have watched it already so who am I even talking to lmao.
-Kinda hoped it would have been scarier though. There were some creepy moments but none that were truly scary. Which was a slight disappointment, but they probably weren’t even going for straight up horror.
-That said though, I got a slight feeling that the series tried to do way too many things at once and lost it’s focus at times. They kinda kept switching the tone.
-Wich offered nice diversity and kept things fresh, BUT
-It kinda made the different aspects of the show feel a bit separate from each other. There was the horror-y stuff with supernatural aspects, then the relationship dramas, and then there was also the whole thing of the kids building a mini society on the island (or maybe more like how they kinda failed at that and everything just crumbled down).
-and also resulted in weird continuity issues like everyone just forgetting Arisa in the jungle for TWO WEEKS. I mean most of them probably didn’t care, but what about Ying? To be fair, Arisa did kinda ditch her, but still. She seemed to just forget she even existed and wow.
-They all got over Joey’s death a bit too quickly too, imo. Even though you’d think it’s a big shock for all of them. I mean sure, they just survived a tsunami and don’t even know if their FAMILIES are alive, but Joey was still the first one among them to die, so it would have been nice if it had a bit more impact.
-Some of the more lighthearted aspects also felt out of place at times. Didn’t bother me too much, but it’ll probably be jarring to some people.
-Also it was slightly amusing how even in the desperate situation they were in, ppl still had time for relationship drama. But they are teenagers and all the stress is probably messing up their hormones real bad, so I guess it’s kinda understandable.
-Anyway, my main concern would be that they they don’t manage to tie together these different sides of the shows in a meaningful way in the upcoming season(s).
-When Arisa first appeared on screen, like 2 minutes into the show, my first thought was literally; wow, I bet she likes girls? AND I MEAN-
-Speaking of which, the whole Arisa/Ying thing got me so confused. It was clear as day Arisa was attracted to her, but then she got all like ‘lol nope’. To be fair, it was most likely just the case of her not being ready to admit her feelings. But still, it frustrated me.
-ALSO then there was Arisa having a few moments with Nat towards the end of the series and Ying being patching things up with Ice.
-This is probably just me being way too into my ‘Arisa must be a lesbian’ -headcanon, but I have a mini theory that she was actually in love with Mint.
-Istg if Arisa and Ying DON’T get together in the hypothetical s2, I’m gonna be upset.
-Moving on from that, I also accidentally predicted May getting pregnant lmao.
-Can’t really remember it clearly, but there was some scene scene in ep1 when I thought ‘hm, is she pregnant?’ (I think they focused the camera on her stomach or something). Sure she wasn’t at the moment, but still. Lol.
-I also kept wondering in any of them even used condoms. Did the island even have condoms? I mean probably yes, but I’d be surprised if Ice and Ying hadn’t already used them all.
-I guess it really was just a matter of time before someone got pregnant.
-My favorite characters ended up being Arisa, Ying and Nahm. Especially loved Arisa, which is absolutely no surprise at all.
-ALSO, I just have to say this, Ying is really beautiful?? I’d be crushing on her too.
-Really hated Anan, but he was such an interesting character! Really complex, and I want to know more about him (and why he hates Kraam so much).
-Anan losing his shit over May cheating on him cracked me up bc I associate March too heavily with Phu and if you’ve watched Hormones, YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID. You reap what you sow, honey.
-I have surprisingly little to say about Krit and Jack, even though I liked them?
-They mainly just shattered my heart. Like I legit wanted to cry when Jack died, how’s that even prossible? We didn’t even know him for THAT long.
-Also, I probably shouldn’t have watched LBC so close to this. At first I just kept seeing Perth and Mark as Ae and Kengkla and LET ME TELL YOU, it kinda cracked me up even among all the angst. It did go away pretty soon tho.
-I know I’ve wished a slow, painful death for Kengkla (no offense at all, i’m just... NOT fond of the character), BUT THIS IS UNRELATED. Jack did nothing wrong.
-Both Perth and Mark did such a great job and I’M PROUD OF THEM.
-Btw, the casting for Jack and Jan was perfect. The girl who played Jan really resembled Mark. They aren’t actually related, are they?
-Btw, wouldn’t it have been better to amputate Jack’s leg to stop the infection from spreading? Sure that would have had it’s own risks, but since his situation was already pretty desperate, they should have just taken the chance.
-In the same vein, couldn’t they have used the generator to power up their phones? Kraam could have listened to the voice message his dad left, and WE WOULD HAVE ANSWERS.
-Okay, most likely not their top priority, but still.
-Gun confessing his love to sleeping Nat was so soft and I loved it.
-They most likely won’t end up together, but I want it so bad.
-I’m still not sure what to think about ‘’the teacher’’, or whoever she ends up being. Is she evil or not? Getting mixed signals here. Or maybe she’s more like a neutral being, not truly evil or good.
-Nahm said she’s not and she seems to be the most trustworthy of them all, but then again she DID have that weird dream. Is she under her influence?
-Took me a while to realize, but almost all of the people they showed at the end of the last episode, also acted in Hormones? No wonder they looked familiar.
-I kinda predicted we wouldn’t get any real answers in this season, but I’m still a bit frustrated. I WANNA KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON.
I most likely forgot to include something, and my ramblings most likely make 0 sense, but if I want to add something I’ll just make a follow-up post.
I really hope the series does well enough for us to get a second season, because this series definitely NEEDS ONE.
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