#They want to turn people into dinosaurs

[lurkdragonstuff]

#original posts #description in alt #I want to turn people into dinosaurs meme #fandom #fanfic #memes #writing

[mubthemoff]

#wfc #shockwave #Starscream #mubart #transformers #he has two braincells dedicated to a superiority complex and funfacts abt dinosaurs and bugs #he is that comic panel that's like *I DON'T WANT TO VURE CANCER I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS* #*cure

[danshive]

"But with a wild card count like that, you could make a top tier deck!"

"But I don't WANT to make a top tier deck! I WANT to turn people summoned by the Horn of Gondor into assorted creatures with Mystic Reflection!"

#magic the gathering #magic: the gathering #mtg arena #mystic reflection #horn of gondor #x-men #sauron quote #I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs

[aureentuluva70]

I find it hilarious looking at the Sauron tag and randomly discovering that the marvel comics legit made a talking Pterodactyl man/vampire into a villain who wants to turn everybody into dinosaurs rather than cure cancer and decided to name him Sauron of all things.

#not to mention the meme 'you could cure cancer!' 'but i dont want to cure cancer. i want to turn people into dinosaurs!' #tolkien #marvel #sauron #lotr #morgoth would arguably better fit the description of evil personified but eh whatever this was 1969 #its hilarious either way #silmarillion

[bigskydreaming]

The run with Spider-Man guest-teaching at the Jean Grey School really did produce some gems, huh.

#i dont want to cure cancer. i want to turn people into dinosaurs #says the guy who named himself Sauron after the ultimate evil from a fantasy novel #absolutely iconic AND perfectly in character #a rare two-fer!

[malewifehenrycooldown]

I was going to write up a post about my ship with Android 18 but then realised I had to explain the whole 'But what about Krillin?!' question. So here's a meme I quickly put together to demonstrate how the ship works.

#i know i could easily make a drawing version of this but i'm too lazy + i need to design my dragon ball self inserts #yes i said self inserts. there are MULTIPLE dragon ball self inserts lol #don't worry krillin is okay with this arrangement. he does love his wife but also wants to ensure her happiness too. #which in this case 18 having feelings for TWO people is okay with him. plus krillin has a pretty good friendship with ripley #so it makes the arrangement a lot easier. plus also marron gets an extra family figure so theres that too #<- marron gets a lifetime supply of free piggy back rides on ripley because they can turn into a dinosaur. #the only issue is that feathers get everywhere and krillin gets annoyed when feathers get everywhere. #shallow rambles #shallow shitposts #saiyanposting #[r]: android 18 | beauty and grace from outer space #💘 Androids Dream of Electric Sheep #dragon ball self insert: raptor ripley #🦖 | edge of the earth #image described #[p]: krillin | the best of humanity #queue awaits you at the garden of madness

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

where im taking the doctor for a date tbh

#yea we're doing all three in a day no thats not insane thats being honest about the speed at which they live their life #you know that thing about how the speed of your heart determines how fast you experience time? #like mice experience time faster than us and also live shorter? #bc their hearts beat faster than ours? #dont know if thats true but i read it once i think #you know how the doctors hearts sound like. super hyper fast? #anyway i want to spend a day hearing the most bonkers corrections of museum cards and watching them get in fights with museum people #'listen ''mr expert'' i killed the last dodo (turns to me. 'accidentally!' turns back) i Think i'd know what they look like dont you' #'really wasnt my fault. was a little bit my fault. 53 birds one timey wimey detector sort of a situation. shouldnt have brought it honestly #'but you dont step out of your tardis going: #'hm maybe i shouldnt bring my machine that boils eggs at 30 paces in case i run into the last 53 dodos'' #'i mean the 17th century wasnt even on the agenda! i was in the 32nd century! two galaxies over! and then suddenly: mauritius' #'dont know what happened' #'well' #'53 exploded dodos. happened.' #'my sincerest apologies' #and i'll go 'lunch?' #or kissing with tongue behind a dinosaur skeleton whichever

[imperfectercell]

Grendine looks awesome! Never thought I'd like seeing a 3rd form Icejin. Please, I must know... does Gendine like the form they're in, or would they rather get jealous of the other Icejins?

oh grendine would hurt people if they couldnt be in third form. they think other icejin should be jealous of them! They feel those piercing stares and confusion and revulsion and laugh at them. Those fools don't know what they're missing. They have a lot of personal beliefs about the future of the Icejin race, and never felt right in the "original" form they were born in (Similar to friezas 4th form) so they hate when they have to go into that form. The whole point of their research is to enhance the "Third" and "Fifth" forms and make them achievable for Icejin on a standard genetic level.

Theres a lot unspoken here when it comes to my thoughts on Icejin society and the "forms" that the Cold Family possesses as mutants, but that'll be for another time.

#grendine #its like if someone wanted to make everyone on earth like. idk. unnaturally good at swimming #they dont want to cure cancer. they want to turn people into dinosaurs

[sonderweave]

Idk I kinda hope it was a bug bc like. It's WILD to me that anyone would like Halsin if how he acted in my game is how he's supposed to act.

First you tell me you don't care about my opinion at the tiefling party (after I COMPLIMENTED you?????) AND THEN you come on to me in act 3 (which ok fair I did just save you from Orin and I am hot who can blame you) but when I turn you down by saying I don't see you that way, you blow up! "You treated me as a lover, not a friend" So I should have let Orin kill you???

#like i want to give him a chance bc i get kinda miffed when ppl hate on gale due to a release bug #and people talk about him being super mature & whatnot so it seems weirdly out of character for him to be rude to me #is it because im a druid halsin. are you jealous of my treehugging swag. #is it because i can turn into a dinosaur and you cant.

[hesperie-s]

Upper management just confiscated everyone's space heaters, including the scientists'. The labs are apparently freezing, but admin spaces seem to be less so.

Pretty sure I'm watching a villain origin story in real time.

#i don't want to cure cancer #i want to turn people into dinosaurs

[wildjuniperjones]

Magi-Tech?

Okay, shot in the dark here: does anyone write modern magi-tech or have resources for it? I’m trying to rename shit because there are magical cars and cellphones except they’re not like any cellphone you’ve seen (a palm-sized crystalline rod) and not like any car you’ve ever driven (they’re fully autonomous, intelligent constructs that have union wages and opinions).

So far the phones are “feystones” because the syllables scan (and I’ve been reading too much Ascendance of a Bookworm). The cars are currently “autonynes,” but I’ve also considered “autodyne” and the original draft had “autonymo”. Yeah, I could just use “car” but that lacks... a lot, honestly.

#magitech #writing help #writeblr #help me before i get too deep into this #nomenclature #magi-tech #modern fantasy #but i don't want to cure cancer #i want to turn people into dinosaurs #and then make them kiss

[pocketramblr]

This is said with an academic lack of judgment but I think pavb¡e shippers and m¡gb shippers are divergent evolution of the same ancestor: no¡rham shippers

#you see. one leaned more into 'pair the canon spares' and the other more into 'we can make them middle aged dads' #and so when presented with new film content they honed those traits more #genuine lack of judgment here i do not care who you ship Pav with or whatever i am just Noticing Trends And Paterns #and on that note #peni handshake jess #anyway theories on how a dinosaur got bitten with a spider because i kinda thought that between being huge and scaly that wouldn't happen #but have i simply overestimated how protective a dino scale is (don't bring up feathers that trex clearly wasn't) #or. you know that one panel of spider-man telling a villain he could have cured cancer but he didn't want to cure cancer #he wanted to turn people into dinosaurs #was that trex just a normal spiderman who got turned into a dino by a villain #and got to keep the spider powers #anyway. those are my thoughts I'm going to go back to scrolling through u tube now #also wow i do not know ship names lol well you can figure them out probably #and yeah I'm just gonna keep adding tags i don't want this silly little thought to end up in the main one lol #but I'm politr #polite #and will tag spoilers so #hope that was enough filler #atsv spoilers

[mubthemoff]

Idk how to feel because someone abso-fucking-lutely knew and everyone is so mean to him

#mubart #Shockwave #fall of Cybertron #Wfc Shockwave is like. the autism stereotype. #He's also the punching bag jesus #The autobots steal the energon reserved for his lab #Starscream calls him an idiot and sabotages his defenses #Genericons call him a nutcase actually somewhat understandably though with some misplaced anger because he has reign over #what may be the last energon reservoir and is holding it up from being used to supply energon rations to bots- #but yea he never really gets the chance to defend himself on anything and Grimlock eats his hand #he's like. I don't want to fix world hunger I want to turn people into dinosaur while being extremely Hollywood neurolodivergent

[alien-tidays]

anyone else just randomly get hit with that reoccurring realization that every fuckin aspect of the fantasy genre is just choked and suffocated by european centralism

#are yall not fuckin bored of that #just the same damn place over and over #dont yall want something new #explore something new #i am #im fuckin sick of seeing the same damn #i want something new #i wanna see fantasy settings taking inspiration from pre-columbian americas #BUT I NEVER GET THAT #ITS NEVER GOOD #ITS ALWAYS USED FOR FUCKIN LIZARD DINOSAUR PEOPLE #OR THE GODS BEING TURNED INTO WHITE PEOPLE #OR JUST SOME FLAVOR TEXT IN NON DESCRIPT MESOAMERICAN TEMPLE CALL THE NATIVE PEOPLE SAVAGES FOR HUMAN SACRIFICE #NOTHING BEYOND

[benbamboozled]

I just…HOW can you say that someone is more cop THAN THE GUY WHO WAS LITERALLY IN-CANON an ACTUAL COP???

#OKAY I’M SORRY THAT’S ALL I’LL SAY ABOUT IT. #harrumph. #everyone is entitled to their opinions…even if they’re bad. #maybe it’s just not a great idea to throw around ‘so-and-so is a cop’ when that has a whole lot of RL baggage behind it… #…and is reductive both of the RL issues and characters in general. #this is honestly why I try (keyword TRY) to keep discussions of RL systemic problems out of my goofy comic nonsense. #because like you just…cannot with anything involved in a comic about ‘one of the good ones’ cops… #and good-guy vigilantes without any kind of actual accountability. #where THE GOOD GUY is a billionaire who expends a not inconsiderable amount of resources on militarized equipment… #to ‘fight crime’ in a ‘war on crime’ that will never actually get solved. #like—if we wanna get ‘real’…WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN is a valid question! #BUT I DON’T *WANT* TO GET REAL! (i want to turn people into dinosaurs!) #okay no really THAT is all I will say about it.

[scarletspider2the2ndpower]

Ben Reilly: Scarlet Spider (Vol. 1/2017), #21.

Writer: Peter David; Penciler and Inker: William Sliney; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Joe Caramagna

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Ben Reilly: Scarlet Spider #Scarlet Spider #Ben Reilly #Cover Gallery #yes that’s Sauron #the dinosaur dude who according to Spider-Man & The X-Men (Vol. 1/2015) no. 2 would rather turn people into dinosaurs than cure cancer #one feature of this issue is that Ben goes ‘undercover’ at Naval Air Station Fallon yet his ‘disguise’ #is so markedly out of reg akshskaj #oh! and some house keeping news is that I’ve actually finished collecting all the panels that I want to make posts about for this series #and :))))) my head and heart hurt :))))) #so I should be wrapping up this series in the next 48 hours at the latest I imagine