Seriously. These boys are such himbos, I was laughing my ass off when they were fixing Ola’s. Half of them were wearing construction helmets when they were painting walls and fixing tables and chairs. Van Damme went shirtless with overalls just because he could. Colin held a massive paint-roller but didn’t appear to be doing anything with it. They all wore high-vis jackets for absolutely no reason. Richard decided that booze and construction work went well together.
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I'm telling you, man, if y'all play hard, play smart, play together and just, you know...
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Van Damme really said no straights are allowed to score this match. A true ally.
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With the immense aid of @orbitalpirate, I present to you the Season 2 Players.
1 Kukoč (No 7) - Reserve Right Midfielder
2 Tyler Shannon (No 27) - Reserve Center Midfielder
3 Thierry Zoreaux (No 81) - Goalkeeper
4 Tom O’Brien (No 1) - Reserve Goalkeeper
5 Jack Dawkins (No 15) - Reserve Center Midfielder
6 Declan Cockburn (No 19) - Reserve Forward
7 Robbie Roberts (No 16) - Reserve Forward
8 Tommy Winchester (No 4) - Reserve Center Back
9 Paul Reynolds (No 20) - Reserve Center Back
10 Jan Maas (No 13) - Center Back
11 Richard Montlaur (No 8) - Center Midfielder
12 Moe Bumbercatch (No 21) - Center Midfielder
13 Kyle McCracken (No 28) - Reserve Forward
14 Gareth Canterbury (No 3) - Reserve Left Back
15 Jeff Goodman (No 17) - Left Back
16 Colin Hughes (No 12) - Left Winger
17 Dani Rojas (No 14) - Striker
18 Isaac McAdoo (No 5) - Captain & Center Back
19 Jamie Tartt (No 9) - Striker
20 Sam Obisanya (No 24) - Right Winger
21 Arlo Dixon (No 2) - Right Back
(Not numbered, but that is Coach Armada to the left in the second row. He shaved that beard off for season 3.)
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