#Think Like a Man

[murcielagatito]

imma say it since dont nobody else wanna say it, michael. you ever try heterosexuality?

#HOMOPHOBIA USED TO BE SO FUNNY WHAT HAPPENED #think like a man

[empressaquarius]

Listen, Taraji and Michael Ealy was feeling they roles in Think Like A Man a little too much

I can't blame her though, I would have happily put my tongue in his mouth too 😂

#think like a man #taraji p. henson #michael ealy

[blackmensuited]

#broderick hunter #terrence j #male model #actor #tv host #tuxedo #bow tie #formal #suit #style #handsome #sharp #sexy #suave #men's fashion #phyne #attractive #fine #think like a man #106 & park

[beckydenimjean]

@beckydenimjean

#lori harvey #act like a lady #think like a man #damson idris #fashion #style #beauty #models #ultimate beauties #beautiful #blackfashion #black girl #light skin #skn by lori harvey

[ittakesauniverse]

Join us in wishing MEAGAN GOOD a Happy Birthday! ⭐️

#Megan good #happy birthday #black actor #harlem #think like a man #the intruder #shazam

[myheartwentknocknock]

michael ealy in think like a man is everything i want and more

#tp #text post #mine #cute #cute boys #boys #btp #boy text post #michael ealy #think like a man #yup

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

“I want to buy you a house.”

“That’s my man, step up there.”

“I want to buy you this house!”

“Back up, bitch, you ain’t buyin’ my house. How the hell he talking about buying my house?!”

Okay, 100% the most genuinely funny part of this goddamn movie.

#that man’s delivery was perfect #think like a man #original post

[florathomas]

#flora thomas #voix off #doublage #meagan good #shaunettereneewilson #french version #think like a man #into the dark #Youtube

[moss-bride]

I had a dream where all of human civilization was wiped out by nuclear fallout and I was placed in a cryogenic freezer as it happened and thousands of year's past while I was kept in the freezer, human civilization slowly built itself up to medieval technology with the monarchy system re-established. And one day a peasant is digging in dirt and finds the remains of the building I was stored in and sees me frozen inside and calls all his peasant buddies to look at what he found and they think I'm a witch and are about to destroy my tank but somehow the king was informed of the strange archeological discovery and tells the peasants to carefully unearth my cryotank. Unlike the peasants the king and ruling class know about society before and think God cursed humanity because of the technology they created and thus is weary of opening the tank but they open it anyway and I wake up. Immediately they are about to kill me so I have to convince them that technology is actually good and we should give democracy another shot. The only way I could reach them is having them view the movie "Think like a man." Them they listen to the song. They love it. The peasants and royals are amazed and finally convinced to remake technology because then they can make more movies like "think like a man."

#dream interpretation #sleepingpills #seroquel #paroxetine #think like a man

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD #beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom #I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU #KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING

[oocsydney]

hbomberguy highlighting all of the parts where james somerton plagiarized from other queer creators:

#hbomberguy #james somerton #literally the only parts james somerton wrote on his own were the misogynist ones #and it's disgusting to think that james was likely setting up for his script writer to take the fall for all of the plagiarism #UPDATE: apparently the script writer ALSO didn't do any research into what James wrote in his scripts. man. (source: Todd in the Shadows) #todd in the shadows

[ink-the-artist]

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

#i think its cute #they took the mars rover approach #humanizing the space craft making it cute making us (me) project emotions onto it #the soviets also used imagery of laika in propaganda a lot #which is pretty fucked up imo #but if i grew up in the soviet union that shit wouldve definetly worked on me lmao #the narrative of a heroic little dog going to space and being honored by the whole country #as cruely wrong as it is its very appealing #the soviets knew what they were doing man they didnt reveal how laika really died until like. the 2000s #bc they knew people really cared about that dog #they liked the narrative around her

[blackmensuited]

#terrence j #actor #tv host #open shirt #ace of spades #champagne #sexy #sharp #handsome #suave #style #men's fashion #phyne #attractive #fine #think like a man #106 & park #tongue #hotshirtboy

[lesbx]

good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance

#HER cock thank you very much. you think i download the MAN dick mods? like a misogynist?

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday #it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold #suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up #maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like #disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck #man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf #so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.

[et-in-arkadia]

this is such incredible advice for creating any kind of art i have to put it over here to remind myself

#thanks michael #this is also like #devastating in a way #like thinking of him playing aziraphale #with aziraphale desperate to be alive #to connect to breathe to see to touch #michael giving all of that over in his performance so that aziraphale can live again through him #i’m mortally wounded #michael sheen #good omens #fucking michael sheen man #creativity