#Third Base

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

#doodles #bad art #lousy drawings #doodle #meme inspired #third base #anxiety disorder

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Steve: Third base is letting you bring me to the hospital when I have a concussion

Eddie:

Steve:

Robin: So you've never done third base? Ha

Eddie: HOW MANY CONCUSSIONS HAVE YOU HAD?

Steve:

Robin:

Jonathan: Third base for me is talking about my dad...

Nancy: So we...? Oh god no, I'm lesbian

Jonathan: Thanks

Argyle: Third base is if I tell you my secrets for my hair

Steve, blushing: You told me them before

Argyle *winks*

Nancy: Third base is letting you into my room and letting you look around

Robin: You let me do that!!

Nancy: No I didn't! You just did it without permission

Robin, shrugging: Anyways, third base for me is like probably me letting you pick my outfit

Nancy:

Nancy, blushing: Fuck you

Eddie: Third base is letting you touch my guitar

Steve: You don't even let me within five feet of it

Eddie: You're a clumsy man! I don't want you to hurt her!

#so many ships to tag #stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #ronance #jonathan byers #jargyle #argyle #stargyle #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #anti jancy #anti stancy #third base #spicy six #fruity six #fruity four

[m-eowdy]

cycling home together is dutch second base

#first base is telling them to be careful while eating a kroket because its always hotter than you expect #mine #the Netherlands #dutch #holland #nederland #nederlands #nederlandse meme #first base #second base #third base #bike #cycling #biking #fietsen #fiets

[snehadarkacademia]

" Third base " is telling them that your favourite genre of books is muder for the aesthetic.

#the secret history #if we were villains #tsh memes #tsh #donna tartt #ml rio #shakespeare #macbeth #third base #memes #tumblr memes #dark academia aesthetic #dark academia #morbid longing for picturesque #aesthetic #henry winter #verity #psychological thriller #dark books #lana del ray #kafka #literature #classic literature #deadpoetssociety #classic quotes #red #art

[hydesjackiespuddinpop]

Different

Summary: Feeling awkward about their relationship, Leia and Nate get drunk, leading to other things. Takes place post s1. AU.

Prompt: “I’m so wet/hard.” “Well, good.”

Pairings: Nate/Leia, Jay/Leia (mentions)

"This is weird, right?" Nate asks. He and Leia are sitting in the woods, having a picnic.

Leia was trying to listen, but all she could think about is the last time she was in the woods with Jay for a picnic.

"Look…" Jay wraps his left arm around Leia. "At the way the sunlight is hitting all those branches."

Jay has a point. Nature, in general, was really beautiful. No wonder her mom wanted her to go out more as a kid.

Jay tears up, "Nature can be so overwhelming."

Leia chuckles nostalgically. She still misses Jay. For almost a year she had been confused about a lot of things, but what she felt for Jay was not one of them.

From the moment they met in Gwen's basement, Leia felt a jolt of euphoria when first seeing Jay. They had seen one another since they were basically babies.

But that night before she had her first kiss with that rando Jake. She couldn’t help but fall for him. And as time went by, it only got worse.

The more time they spent together, the harder Leia fell for Jay. And their last kiss only made it worse.

But she also felt something for Nate. Before leaving, she never considered him as an option. But they had a lot in common, like being hopeless romantics. And that moment they almost kissed. It was wrong, but a tiny part of her wished she kissed him just to see what it’d be like.

“Leia?” Leia looks up to see her boyfriend looking at her in confusion. His eyes were doe-eyed and shiny.

Leia kisses Nate and goes on top of him. Nate wraps his arms around Leia waist as they kissed.

They break it off and gaze into another's eyes. Nate chuckles, "What was that for?" He asks.

Leia smiles, "Just wanted to make things awkward. Maybe we do other stuff." She slips a hand under Nate's shirt to touch his chest.

Nate is immediately taken back by Leia. They've never even gotten to third base before today. The most they'd do is share a few kisses.

Leia's hand moves down between Nate's thighs. She grins and bites her lip at Nate's look of arousal. He was sweating and panting.

"L-Leia..." Nate pants, "Fuck! I'm so hard." Leia grins and straddles Nate. "Well, good." She kisses her boyfriend one last time.

Leia pulls away and takes a deep breath while shutting her eyes. She opens them and gasps when seeing Jay's face instead of Nate's.

"Wanna go to my room?"Jay!Nate asks. Leia backs away in horror and confusion. "No!" She yells before running out of the woods, leaving Nate confused.

#that 90s show #that '90s show #ship: it was something. definitely something. #ship: you're really smart #neia #nate x leia #leia x nate #a little jeia #my drabbles #het ship #kissing #making out #third base

[angels-and-demons]

Doby, getting his bat ready: mama didn't raise a coward.

Toby, nervous: no, no. Mama did raise a coward-!

Doby, point blank: mama didn't raise nobody, actually. My mother was absent.

#creepypasta #ticci toby #toby rogers #incorrect creepypasta quotes #toby erin rogers #tobias erin rogers #creepypasta toby #ticci toby creepypasta #third base #doby doggers creepypasta #doby dogers #doby doggers #incorrect quotes #source: tiktok

[slendermanofficial]

Hey i been snooping on your acconut so i was wondering what you think about that challenge dude? this is for the proxys to answer!

Hi, Brian here, I don't think anything about them, Slender said to kill him if he returns so I will.

I never thought they'd pass, Slender likes a particular kind of behavior from his workers and he was a bad fit. I'm not sad he's gone. -Tim

Challenge is rude as shit, he didn't even stay long enough to finish the laundry! I had to do the laundry and reshelve the books taken out of the library, and cook- like, come on!

I, Toby, didn't even talk to him, but fuck him anyway.

I was actually working the whole time challenge was here so I have no idea what happened. -Alex

Doby speaking, I talked to them, but like he was kinda weird, didn't get great vibes on him, feel like visiting Offender might be weird for a minute...

#void waves #in character #slender proxies #brian mh #brian thomas #tim mh #tim wright #jay mh #jay merrick #ticci toby #toby rogers #alex mh #alex kralie #doby doggers #third base #creepypasta #creepypasta characters #creepypasta blog #creepypasta fandom #unknown speaker #voidsoldiers

[wilwheaton]

But then who's on first?

I don't know.

#third base

[sixgilled]

the gender ever

#creepypasta #third base #doby doggers

[mysoulforyourkingdom]

First Base: trauma dumping in the front seat of a car

Second Base: sharing a beverage without wiping the mouth of the bottle/rim of the cup off

Third Base: sending five voice messages in a row at 2am, each one with a different subject and emotional presentation

#first base #second base #third base #home run is of course renaming each other to twin flame or soulmate in your phones

[inkher0]

I drew some more memes, and then I found one I did of Liu ages ago that I never colored for some reason??

The Proxies read only the most Cultured of material, clearly

#heroart #creepypasta #kate the chaser #ticci toby #doby doggers #third base #liu the homicidal maniac #memes #shitpost #guns #gun #gun mention

[hell-is-a-place-on-earth-au]

[Zalgo is picking the girls up from their babysitters - the Goggle Squad. He's picked up Lazari, and is cradling her in his arms]

Zalgo: Usually it’s their babysitters that end up this tuckered out. Never seen it happen the other way around. That must’ve been quite a feat. [Laughs] You guys should babysit the girls all the time.

Doby: Huh?

Zalgo: Anyway, I better get these two home. See ya, boys.

Lazari: No… No, no, no, no, no.

Zalgo, cooing: yes-!

#creepypasta #creepypasta au #hell is a place on earth #zalgo #zalgo creepypasta #incorrect creepypasta quotes #creepypasta lazari #lazari #eloise creepypasta #eloise bellerose #doby doggers #third base

[creepsmcstuffins]

Creeps: *dressed like Noire Spiderman*

Jeff: *dressed like Noire Winter Soilder*

BEN: *dressed like Noire Black Panther*

Doby: *dressed like Noire Hawkeye*

Toby: *dressed like Noire Captain America*

Cody: *dressed like Noire Vision*

Nina: *dressed like Noire Black Widow*

Clockwork: *dressed like Noire Scarlet Witch*

Slender: *watching his children* What-

Smile.Dog: *pretending to be dead, laying in a chalk out line*

Jeff: I think there's a mystery afoot!

Masky: *frowning* What the hell are you all doing?!

Creeps: You there! Mista! You seen anyone that coulda done dis?

Masky: *growls* Creeps. Is this your doing?

Jeff: *points accusing at Hoodie* It's always the quiet ones, Chief!

BEN: Suspect Number One....

Clockwork: OR IS IT THE TALL ONE?!

Slender: *groaning* I haven't had a migraine in the past... 1000 years and you damn kids bring it on every time I come home...

Hoodie: *holding a plastic knife, throws it* YOULL NEVER CATCH ME COPPAS! *runs off*

E.J.: They've been doing this all week...

(I was watching Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse, and Noire Spider-Man been stuck in my head all day. Then my grandad insisted on us watching Endgame again. So have this... Their all have the basic costumes on, but with big ass overcoats, provided by Slender's closet, and fedora's)

#creepypasta #masky #jeff the killer #hoodie #clockwork #ben drowned #nina the killer #eyeless jack #third base #doby #ticci toby #x virus #slenderman #smile.dog #l.a. noire #creeps bullshittin #i was watching into the spiderverse #incorrect creepypasta quotes #creepypasta incorrect quotes

[mirbisduschoen]

Batman AU where

the Jokester saves Charlie Collins from Owlman, like a sort of reverse version of The Joker's Favor.

Like, Charlie Collins becomes...The Straight Man! A third comedic vigilante to go with Harlequin and Jokester. Harley is Jokester's GF, and Charlie is Jokester's platonic BFF.

Charlie's intentionally not let into the meat of most plans because they are planned around his confusion. When the Jokester puts on stand up comedy at theaters in friendly areas of town, Charlie is the Abbott to Jokester's Costello.

Heck, maybe they put on Abbott and Costello sketches.

They develop a running gag of saying "Third Base!" whenever anyone around them says "I don't know".

Heroic Harvey Dent, interrogating an Owlman minion and yelling in his face gravelly like the trilogy Dark Knight: "WHERE ARE THEY?"

Crook: "I-I-I don't know-"

Charlie and Jokester from the background: "THIRD BASE!"

Heroic Harvey Dent: (exasperated silence, you can tell he's rolling his eyes so hard under the two-tone mask)

Crook: ....????

#batman #batman au #owlman #jokester #heroic harvey dent #au #alternate universe #i dont know #third base #abbott and costello #whos on first #charlie collins #the jokers favor #batman the animated series

[stevensgus]

Third base is me telling you about my family issues..

#third base #text #tumblr #desi #desiblr

[angels-and-demons]

Doby: [Pulling a coffin out of his car] Hey, give me a hand with this coffin, will ya? I'm doin' a memorial service for wax Doby. Something small, but classy. [Pulls the coffin out of the car]

Cedar: Sorry, Uncle Doby, but we've got a big break in the case!

Teddy: Break in the case!

Lilith: We're heading into town right now to interrogate the murderer.

Cedar: We have an axe! [Shows Doby the ax in Lilith's bag; Making a horror movie screeching sound] REE, REE, REE!

Doby: Hm, seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing...

Doby: Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me kids! AVENGE MEEE!!

#creepypasta #doby doggers creepypasta #doby dogers #doby doggers #third base creepypasta #third base #lilith di angelo rodgers #oc: lilith #cedar di angelo rodgers #oc: cedar #teddy di angelo rogers #oc: teddy #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect percy jackson quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect heroes of olympus quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect creepypasta quotes #source: gravity falls