#Third Point

[carlyraejepsans]

i will never forgive popular UT fanon for using chara as a scapegoat in the genocide run and making "sans recognizes them and attacks them on sight regardless of what run they're in" headcanons so pervasive.

mostly because "restless spirit of a long dead child who's obsessed with the concept of cosmic retribution and facing consequences for your actions" + "guy whose job is just that but he treats it on par with his hot dog sidegig" is potentially one of the most hysterical dynamics you could come up with

UPDATE: you should REALLY check out the notes on this one

#''hey kid do you want anything?'' ''closure. absolution. redemption. but in a world where the damage is done and third parties don't exist #who holds the authority to be the judge of that. can any of us truly be forgiven..?'' #''yeah uhhhh. i've got twenty bucks'' #undertale #sans #chara #this guy also happens to be banging their mom which is unrelated but also only adds fuel to the fire #some tags on here got me tearing my hair out the point is they WOULD NOT hate each other. guys. #chara would be mildly amused by sans and sans would have. no fucking clue how to handle them. which only amuses them more

[canisalbus]

Historians will say they were best friends!

#to be fair they were/are best friends that's a true thing #at one point they were even roommates believe it or not #the whole nine yards #answered #anonymous #own art #own characters #Machete #Vasco #should this have #cw homophobia #? #just in case #this is extra relevant if you've read the third chapter of Separation

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4 (soon))

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU #I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track) #The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more. #I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by #and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles! #Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise! #I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space. #It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is #You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together: #I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper. #I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything. #You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there. #Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite. #day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less: #'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all) #This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly. #(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)

[madootles]

happy october third!

#asfhadlgajda #AU: ed has an iota of self-control #fullmetal alchemist #roy mustang #riza hawkeye #edward elric #art #fan comic #it's october third y'all #I really picked the best time of the year to fixate on this show #this was so fun I hope it's as funny as I intended although I fear it is not #oh welllll #I have many more sketches and things to finish later but I work tonight so this is it for now #love!!!!! #shout out to the person who pointed out in the hashtags that this just couldn't happen bc ed wouldn't be able to stop himself from reacting #you are correct lmao #I stand by it tho for comedic purposes

[sp0o0kylights]

Indie horror filmmaker Eddie Munson, high off his first big (underground but notable) success, knows the movers and shakers of the film world have their eyes on him. 

They're just waiting to see if he was a one hit wonder before they open all the doors he's been trying to kick down. 

His next upcoming film is his chance, his shot at finally making it. Of being like Rob Zombie and the other creators he looks up to that masterfully blended metal and horror. 

This is his golden ticket. 

The project starts off smooth. His last success has greased the wheels, and things fall into place faster than ever before. 

He's got the best idea for this insane haunted house story, a true "mazes in mazes" type of deal with a queer twist. A real look at how a place can haunt a person just as easily as a ghost can.

 Everything's going swimmingly--until one of his leads drops out the day they're due to start shooting.

No call no show's, and later, Eddie will find out the guy got a last second call back to be a contestant on one of those Love Island bullshit romance gigs (and laugh his ass off when the main love interest takes one look at Billy Hargrove and goes on a five minute rant about ugly mullets on national television) but right now? 

He's fucked. 

He's called in every favor he has for this film. Maxed out every credit card he owns, tapped every contact, got on his hands and knees and begged his rising star journalist best bud to help him market it. (Which Nancy agreed too, for way less cash than she should have.) 

 Eddie can't get anyone on the phone, much less find a replacement actor and the amazing place they rented, that is so dark and wonderfully eerie, is booked out the rest of the year as an AirBnB. 

If he doesn't film now, he loses it all.

Cue the other lead, unknown theater actor Steve Harrington, watching his hair pulling, tire kicking, 'cursing and hopping while holding a toe' mental breakdown and asks why Eddie himself doesn't act in it. 

"Just go full Kevin Smith man. Act and direct." He says, with an easy grin. 

Jeff, Eddie's tried and true videographer, trades glances with Gareth and Grant (Eddie's long used special effects and makeup team, who double for about twelve other jobs because they're also his best friends and they're all in this together, make or break.)

"We don't really have a lot of other options." Gareth hedges. "You're already using me and Grant as background characters." 

Eddie, hands fluttering around his face as though trying to wave away this entire situation, squeezes his eyes shut and lets out a pained hiss. 

"Fine, fine!" He announces with the air of a man running towards a fire. "Fuck it, this is our one shot and so help me I will be shooting it!" 

Steve politely hides a laugh with a cough. 

"Chuckle all you want big boy, I'm going to tragically romance you so hard people will forget both of our characters actually live." Eddie snarls.

Steve, the handsome bastard, just winks.  "Looking forward to it." 

Eddie blushes, but hides it with a surge of frantic energy, conveyed by lots of yelling and moving and getting the ball rolling. 

Two days later, Steve would give the performance of a lifetime down on his knees, covered in a literal pound of fake gore, booty shorts and nothing else as he sobbed about how a lover could become a home. His hands clawed at Eddie's jeans before resting a tear stained face on a slim leg as he bent his body towards Eddie like it hurt to be away from him. 

Eddie would later receive equal praise in his own acting during the scene, with the world and every reporter in it asking how he conveyed an otherworldly panic so beautifully throughout Steve's performance. What was he thinking, to evoke those expressions on his face? 

The way his own pale hand, unmarred by blood and acting as a metaphor for the plot, would come to stroke Steve's cheeks.

Eventually he'd come up with a smooth polished answer that cheekily pleased his audience, but nothing would ever come close to the truth. 

("Eddie I've known you since grade school." Jeff said that night, a scant few hours after they'd wrapped. "You can act man, but not like that." 

Eddie made a wild "shut up" gesture, looking frantically over his shoulder before admitting; "You saw how close his face was to the prince of darkness!? I was seconds away from popping a boner next to his lips, in front of the 4K camera!” 

Eddie bounced into Jeff’s face so he could hiss: “He fucking had his chin on my thigh, Jeff, and I am only a man. A mere mortal!" 

"So we're gonna unpack all of that later." Jeff said finally, when he'd managed to get his mouth working and Eddie back out of his personal space. "But dude, we've talked about you calling your dick the prince of darkness." 

Eddie flipped him off.) 

One year later and critics named Corroded the best horror film of the year, praising the camera work, practical effects, and how there wasn't a soul alive who was surprised to hear Eddie and Steve were dating after their explosive on screen chemistry.

No one ever quite understood the prince of darkness jokes or why Steve mentioning it made Eddie blush, but that was a secret to find out later. 

Today on WIP’s I have no intention of writing, indie horror movie AU!

#at some point this became a warmup for the warmup #and it feels very silly #LOL #steddie #Steve harrington #Eddie munson #horror movie AU #no upside down #eddie would have the STUPIDEST names for his dick #I will die on that hill #that is a man who has put googly eyes on his third leg #and then cried because they wouldn't come off #its why he loves steve bc steve would talk to it like a beloved pet #daddy misssess youuuu #corroded coffin as a unit hates them so much when they do this shit its the bane of their existance

[yourlocalabomination]

Nerdy Days

#fighting the urge to draw them as the weezer album- #also how is this my first time properly drawing Richie and Ruth??? #whenever I finish a big serious piece I always have to follow it up by drawing memes or something else to cool down #ngl it was a toss up between the demon days album or the Blur best of cover…because Parklife was my third most listened to song this year… #I feel as if every fandom at one points gets it’s characters redrawn as the demon days cover and I’m glad to be the one contributing to tha #nerdy prudes must die #starkid nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd starkid #npmd fanart #nerdy prudes must die fanart #starkid #starkid npmd #starkid fanart #team starkid #starkid productions #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #richie lipschitz #richard lipschitz #ruth fleming #grace chasity #fanart #my art

[roe-oo]

heyyy I watched the thing

#I think it’s funny if they won as a reward both would get to go back to the corporate world and ren would present the shittiest power point #imagineable and the whole room is silent except for martyn going “FANTASTIC WORK MY LIEGE INCREDIBLE #something something corporate bureaucracy prepared them for this yes but also they slipped into those roles wayyy too easily #third life #inthelittlewood #rendog #mcyt #mcyt fanart #life series #trafficblr #third life fanart #blood tw

[sketchy--akechi]

Handcuffed (7/?)

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5r #shuake #akeshu #akechi goro #goro akechi #persona 5 protagonist #persona 5 joker #ren amamiya #amamiya ren #kurusu akira #akira kurusu #kasumi yoshizawa #yoshizawa kasumi #sumire yoshizawa #yoshizawa sumire #liz art #handcuffed comic #someone on twt pointed out that this part makes no sense because akiren never referred to sumi as kasumi in front of akechi pre third sem. #the explanation for that is that im just a little guy

[mossytrashcan]

tax paying citizen of silly city. you hug her and she squeaks like a clown nose

#coronabeth tridentarius #the locked tomb #what kinda ships does she have? Ik judith is a popular one but I’ve also seen pal and cam which is cute #idk y’all someone talk at me about her #gideon the ninth #nona the ninth #harrow the ninth #tlt fanart #tlt #gtn #ntn #specifically that one cuz I think she wears the jacket outfit at some point in ntn #sage’s art tag #coronabeth the third #PLEWAASSSE

[hinata-boke]

comparing these panels im shocked at how much tinier first year bokuto looks

#haikyuu #bokuto #boke.txt #also he grew a decent amt after timeskip compared to other third years #so its my hc now that he was a bit of a late bloomer #and he only started shooting up in height at some point near the end of first year #it could just be an art thing but its real to me now

[petitesmafia]

Fyodor forced to sit through Dazai's speeches to Chuuya is actually hilarious like you thought ahead in your planning and you had your reasoning for choosing Chuuya but did you factor in all this corny shit too

Fyodor: ok his death will take 4 minutes. as planned everything is going perfectly we are on schedule Dazai: wait can i say something to Chuuya Fyodor: [longest deep sigh ever] i suppose

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #bsd 109 #bsd 109 spoilers #skk #i know a small part of him regrets picking Chuuya #bro forced to third wheel i know he's reaching his breaking point

[saewokhrisz]

symbiote distribution system

#bad puppy #hhhsghh i love symbiotes i need to see miguel struggle with having one #my boyfailure.... #not venom not carnage but a secret third thing #(ambiguous symbiote that is my oc at this point) #miguel o'hara #spiderman atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderman 2099 #venom #my art #fanart

[nethnad]

watching nuwho and then classic who depictions of the master is so funny you have ten going "i know him... i could detect him anywhere if he was on earth...." and then in the sea devils the master is just meandering around the same building complex as the doctor and it takes jo looking out the window and going "WAIT A SECOND" for him to even notice he's there. bestie your husband is committing crimes as we speak ignore the golf guy for 3 seconds maybe

#the scene where trenchard is going on abt the golf tournament to stall for time and the doctor and jo just look so exasperated... same #they dont even know hes working with the master at that point theyre just sick of hearing abt golf LMAO #anyways building up a new theory in which threegado is basically married but isnt actually #and the whole 'detecting anywhere' is bc thoschei decided to get hitched mid time war so theyd have next of kin arrangements or something #otherwise. all the doctors shit goes to brax :/// he'd just make the tardis a museum piece again #dw #threegado #doctor who #thoschei #third doctor #delgado!master

[anglerfishenthusiast]

#mitski #vote in this. i love u. mwah #lemon squeezy.txt #edit i meant to put dan the dancer instead of a loving feeling but its the third least streamed so #it still works! point gets across. whoopsie tho #wait thats so insane tho dan the dancer is so good.........

[handsomelyerin]

claudia & lestat + on mothers and daughters

"my infant death. it was never you." bailey bass & sam reid in interview with the vampire (2022) cr. by rolin jones // 1. this post // 2. this post // 3. piss river - kevin morby // 4. a mother's hate - sam gordon // 5. elektra - sophocles // 6. on earth we're briefly gorgeous - ocean vuong // 7. unknown // 8. nayyirah waheed // 9. susan smith - wych elm // 10. unknown // 11. elektra - sophocles // 12. the ghost is dead, long live the ghost - mara avoth // 13. this post // 14. this post // 15. love drought - beyonce // 16. confessions - ijeoma umebinyuo // 17. unknown // 18. mother - john lennon

#like he quite literally brought her into the world #he's her mother #it was giving lady bird meets sharp objects meets some other secret third thing #the fact that they were so alike yet could never read each other's minds #she ached for him to love him unconditionally like louis #and i believe that lestat was genuinely fond of her in those easy times as claudia called them #but once she became too much of a mirror of himself that's when he pulled away #and also bc she was slowly pulling louis away from him #just really a fucked up and tragic dynamic #interview with the vampire #web weaving #lestat de lioncourt #claudia de pointe du lac #amc iwtv #edit: thank you for the notes! #edit: officially complete with the finale #and with sources

[21stc3nturyd1gitalb0y]

i started another pair of patch pants

#i also found this denim jacket at the thrift store im dyeing black #yeah i start too many projects #but sometimes i get hyperfixated and work on diys nonstop for multiple days #i also wanna make a mini battle vest for my service dog at some point #and i need to remake my backpack since it has my deadname on it #this is like the third new project i just started tho #i love diy so much i would just do it nonstop for ever and ever if i didn’t have other responsibilities #capitalism am i right? #diy #punk patches #patches #punk #punk diy #patch inspo #patch pants