#This is a good one

[ohbother2]

Teaser for upcoming Lucifer x f!reader smut

"You, are terrible." You push him away gently, and he follows your hands with a childish frown he doesn't even bother to conceal.

"If I ask nicely enough can we stay?" He leans back against the back of the sofa, puffing out his chest in the way he knew you loved. "I'm not a Saint, I don't think I can make it through a meal with you looking like this."

"Like what?" You ask deftly, enjoying toying with him as you begin fastening your heels.

"Like I could just eat you up." You immediately know what he's insinuating, and the point is only proven more with the way he cups his chin with his hand as he watches you, fingers placed purposefully either side of his lips. Anyone else wouldn't pick up on the concealed gesture, but you know him better, and you narrow your eyes at how hard he was chipping away at your resolve.

#the person who requested this should hopefully be able to pick up that this is there ask #to the rest of you: #this is a good one #trust me #this was supposed to come out this Sunday buts its LONG so I'm gonna need a few days #hazbin hotel #Hazbin Hotel lucifer #Hazbin Hotel Lucifer x reader #Lucifer x reader #Hazbin Hotel smut #Hazbin Hotel Lucifer smut #Hazbin Hotel x reader #hazbin

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

#4chan #paranormal #ghosts #this is a good one

[vamprisms]

my mum has no idea how reaction images work like. every other day she'll say something in the group chat and next time she sees me irl she'll ask neen why did you send that moving picture of the cat exploding again

#i showed her how to use her gif keyboard once and she just kept putting random ones with #this is a good one #check this out kids

[spiked-mall-goth]

*stand up comedian voice* so im standing there right, covered in blood with the knife still in my hand! so when the woman wakes up she tries to scream, but i had ripped her vocal cords out! so she gives me a look. and i-i i dont know what that look even was! she just; looked at me... so i tell her "lady i just couldnt take it anymore" [audience laughs]

#spikes rambles #archived posts #this is a good one

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

1x19 | 5x10 (Request for @octoberwren)

#requests #this is a good one #love it #1x19 #5x10 #chenford #chenfordedit #tim x lucy #tim bradford #lucy chen #melissa o’neil #eric winter #love #started from the bottom now we're here #some things never change #my heart #gif #gifs #gifset

[theaceofarrows]

#the owl house #toh hunter #toh flapjack #toh textposts #he can't really sew but he's working on it #this is a good one #in my opinion

[donald-trump-official]

How much are you looking forward to never having to satirise this orange douche ever again?

October 16th, 2020

#goin through the asks and #this is a good one #trump speaks again #satire #donald trump #parody

[destiel-vs-anything]

Destiel vs the Indominus rex

#destiel #destiel vs anything polls #indominus rex #this is a good one #results

[acrosstobear]

MICK SCHUMACHER’s 2022 Japanese GP ⇉ a summary

✅ near death via matcha 🍵 Kit Kat ✅ beautiful hand painted new lid 🌸 ✅ blindfold issues 👀 ✅ garage 📹 part 3 (feat. hair) ✅ “Konnichi wa!” 👋  ✅ baby blues during 🚩🚩🚩 ✅ catching up with Esti bestie in the Alpine garage ✅ led the race for 10m, left out on wets, finished last 😞 ✅ "have you ever driven on the road blindfolded?”

#mick schumacher #f1 #formula 1 #haas #japanese gp 2022 #schumi summary 22 #esteban ocon #kevin magnussen #alpine #CAN YOU BELIEVE I CAUGHT UP #THIS IS A GOOD ONE

[rainfallbeats]

😭

#this is a good one #splatoon #pearlina #pearl houzuki #marina ida #ask box

[astranva]

Imagine if Henry had a mustache while filming his movie with pe!reader and she made a statement that she liked it, Chris would be pissed

a/n: this actually includes a mini fight between chris and pe!reader!

“The fans-Everybody’s been dying to know,” the interviewer would begin, “How did it feel like kissing Henry with his mustache?”

Both Henry and pe!reader would laugh, Henry turning in his seat to look at her so he could raise an eyebrow at her, humming to urge her to answer.

“He’s such a sweet guy,” pe!reader would begin with a smile, “He made sure to groom it before all kissing scenes so that it wasn’t prickly or irritating, so yeah, it was fine. It wasn’t irritating.”

“Did you like the mustache look?” The interviewer asked.

“He can pull off anything,” she’d joke, waving Henry off.

“Thank you. Thank you, love,” Henry would smile and blush.

Chris would definitely have a moment. She’d be away doing promo in another country, and he’d be at home with their son, and he’d give her the cold shoulder when they’d talk later that night.

“Are you mad at me?” She’d ask him.

“I’m not mad, why would I be mad? What’s there to be mad about?”

“Okay, so you’re mad.”

“Of course I’m mad! You liked that guy’s mustache more than you liked mine! You fucking hated my mustache!” He’d exclaim, veins so clearly prominent in his neck.

She’d have wide eyes at the outburst, “You’re…You’re mad about me liking Henry’s mustache?”

“Should I not? Should I just be okay with my wife finding her costar to be better looking than her actual husband?”

“You can’t be real,” she’d laugh in shock, “Who said anything about better looking? And your mustache and his and two completely different mustaches! Your mustache was made to make you look like a cop, Chris!”

“And his makes him hot, doesn’t it? Makes him look so fucking attractive.”

“I won’t talk to you if you’re going to be so fucking hotheaded like that.”

“I’m not being hotheaded, I’m just saying that I don’t appreciate my wife flirting with another man.”

“Right, because I gave you shit for the shit you pulled during your interviews with Ana for The Grey Man,” she’d roll her eyes, “Whatever. I’ll go sleep. It’s been a long day and I have an early call tomorrow.”

“No, let’s-let’s talk about this, don’t just end it here,” Chris would say, the frown still on his face, “What shit did I pull with Ana?”

“What shi-Chris, are you kidding? You were so fucking flirty with her and even though I was pregnant, and I had my hormones everywhere, I didn’t cry to you about it because I know it was just some friendly, chaste banter that looks good for promo, but now you come at me, telling me that I’m flirting with Henry for saying he can pull off anything. It’s so fucking unfair.”

“Okay, so-so we’re both in the wrong.”

“No, we’re not,” she’d immediately reply, “Since when did we become so immature, Chris? If someone’s good looking, we’re honest about it. You think Angelina Jolie is hot, I think George Clooney is hot. You think Zendaya is beautiful, I think Harry Styles is, too. And we both agree on shit like that,” she’d huff, “Because we’re confident in one another. We’re not just-we’re not just a couple, Chris, and we’re not 16 either. We’re best friends and I know you love me, and I know you only have eyes for me, and it-it doesn’t feel so fucking great that you don’t feel the same way.”

Chris would be quiet, avoiding his phone’s screen as he’d look at his bouncing legs, scrunching his nose when he feels himself get emotional.

“Talk to me, baby,” she’d say softly, “What’s been happening, huh? What have you been reading?”

And Chris would reach one hand up, rubbing his eyes and clearing his throat before sniffling to stop himself from getting any more tearful.

“I’ve been reading stuff,” he’d reply quietly.

His wife would hum.

“The usual stuff,” he’d say, “And-I don’t know, they just fucking fill my mentions and comments with shit like how I don’t deserve you and how you look better with Henry, and there are these threads comparing him and I and-I don’t know, it got to me.”

She’d nod and hum, “Are you going to look at me?”

Chris would sniff again and look at her.

“Hi,” she’d smile softly, “You know I’m happy you told me, right? I know it’s not easy for you to do that,” she’d say and he’d nod, “Can you take some time away from that hell hole? People can be so fucking shitty, I know, baby. But what about me? What about what I think?” She’d point at herself, “Because what I think is that there’s literally no man on this fucking planet who even comes close to you. No one. So you better go to bed tonight knowing that I love you, and that out of all these people talking, I’m the mom to your baby, I’m your wife, and I choose you to spend my life with, not any of them. Can never be any of them. Are you actually hearing me?”

Chris would nod, smiling a little, “I am, honey. I am.”

“Do you think you can fly yourself and bubba out to me?”

“You’re busy as shit, honey, it’s okay. You r-”

“Please?” And she’d give him the face he can never say no to and it’d cause him to groan and her to smirk, because she knows.

“That damn face, Y/N, you know exactly what you’re doing.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

He’d chuckle, “Yeah, fine, okay.”

“I’ll book your tickets, tell me when you’ll be able to get ready and I’ll be on it.”

“Alright,” he’d suck a breath in.

“I love you, okay?”

“I love you, too. I’m sorry about the shit I said.”

“I’m sorry about the shit I said, too, even though I’m always right.”

#this is a good one #planet evans #planet evans universe #pe blurb

[thatsrightice]

F-14 FUN FACT OF THE DAY #39

The World’s First Microprocessor very well could have been the MP944, used in the Central Air Data Computer (CADC) of the F-14 Tomcat. Developed in the late 60s, the MOS-LSI chip set controlled the moving surfaces of the aircraft, such as the wings, flaps, and glove vanes using information received from environmental sensors and pilot input. It is what dictates the values displayed in the cockpit for things like air speed, vertical speed, Mach speed, and altitude. There were manual overrides for the pilot to manipulate some of these control systems, though a majority of pilots do not manually control them.

#FFFOTD #F-14 FUN FACT OF THE DAY #F-14 TOMCAT #F-14 #I learn something knew every day lol #top gun #aviation #this is a good one #SOURCE: internet but then I did some of my own research #pls don’t come at me with the ‘ummm actually-‘ #it all up to interpretation

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

#this is a good one #tweets #pierce the Veil #hold on till may #letsmakepoppunkgreatagain #pop punk

[ane-doodles]

ok ok, listen to me:

DCA au where the guys are on some kind of world tour doing shows but it's just an excuse to draw them in cute different outfits from different parts of the world because I think it would be interesting to see how people from different parts of the world but part of the same fandom draw them

#dca au #dca fandom #this is a good one #just imagine #but the possibilities are endless #DCA world tour AU

[bazpitch]

2023 will be hard but my penis is harder

#this is a good one #diary

[dolliebabydoll15]

Hey there! What’s your favorite episode of Bob’s Burgers that no one ever seems to talk about?

oooh thanks for the ask babs!

hmm...i have a bunch of favorites, but i think what everyone seems to talk abt the least is "the hawkening: who's hawking now?" it was soooo good to see koji and yuki again, but the best part was when rudy broke his arm and saved a spot for louise on his cast even after she kept pushing it aside 🥺

ROU👏DISE👏WILL👏BE👏END👏GAME👏

p.s: linda is so me when it comes to babies 😆

for everyone else: in the future, you can ask me anything about bob's burgers, south park, trolls, bluey, anything swiftie related, etc guys!

#thanks for the ask! #this is a good one #bob's burgers #this episode was so good #ask me anything #roudise #louwheeze #louise belcher #regular sized rudy