#This is literally the best

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Poking around Aabria discussing Laerryn's build with D&D Beyond, and I'm obsessed with Aabria's flowchart for a Cerrit 1v1 because my personal understanding of it is:

Don't die in one hit.

If possible, cast Tasha's Otherworldly Guise. (Note: concentration spell. His Mage Slayer negates her War Caster.)

Hit him with the +2 All-Purpose Tool - Mace that Brennan allowed instead of spells to deny him Mage Slayer reactions.

Understand this 1v1 is not winnable.

Run away. (Good luck with that.)

Cry.

Try to convince Loquatius to help.

Feel sad.

From the end of the segment: "The truth of the matter was if it came down to a 1v1, with the way Cerrit was built, I really don't think it was gonna be super survivable for my sweet girl just because he was built to hurt mages a lot. [...] I didn't really have a good plan for dealing with Travis's character other than crying and trying to convince Sam's character to come help me. And, so for people who are asking about that: I didn't have a good answer. It was just going to go bad."

Like, the vibes here are: "I built my girl to survive Brennan, but I am not confident she would've survived Cerrit."

#Truly phenomenal #This is literally the best #Laerryn Coramar Seelie #Laerryn Coramar-Seelie #Cerrit Agrupnin #Critical Role #Exandria Unlimited: Calamity #Exandria Unlimited Calamity #EXU Calamity #Critical Role things

[motto-chanto-itte]

vro apparently my class has 27 girls and 12 boys 😭😭😭😭

#this is literally the best #and the leaf falleth down the tree

[macadam]

(Starscream) Do it I literally beg of you

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On it boss

#cannot believe it’s the first ask I received #congrats for making my actually gasp out a laugh I’m #mac asks #ask game #this is literally the best

[hehosts]

host looks / casual looks comparison! art by @ottermelonart

ren

sho

yūto

ringo

rōnin

sōta

nori

satoshi

daisuke

haru

#ottermelonart #this is literally the best #my heart is full #!!!!! #tagged for length #tagged for length //

[itsonlyanapple]

Gargoyle

I feel my pulse growing closer than ever,

It feels like the first time I've heard it scream,

Restlessly swooping, scratching and snarling,

Gargoyle heart with a stony bloodstream.

I was made for the gothic, slash my face through,

Cracks in the surface, you can see my blood boil,

Make something picture perfect, perfectly wretched,

Give me the crown before I burn through the soil.

Stuck as I am in a still form of woe,

It's the closest I've gotten to feeling so whole,

As I lay there, grumbling, under the bridge,

I succumb to the sand that takes claim of my soul.

Heed the lasses who broil, firm and good,

Hotly as stars, but no darkness to follow,

Take the tune to the water and let them pile in,

I'll be back for tea. Watch my borrowed eyes glow.

[First day of Inktober. Prompt: Gargoyle]

#inktober2022 #inktober #poetry #poems on tumblr #gargoyle #writing #literature #it's october and it's raining #this is literally the best #ngl this poem has some silly little references that i'm 90% sure i will not remember in the future #so that's just extra nifty

[loisroo]

i need young woo to pull out jun ho’s seat for the rest of eternity

#extraordinary attorney woo #eaw #this is literally the best #I’ve got thoughts on dating norms and gendered practices and things #but I’ll save that for the eventual novel I write about this tomorrow #it’s a trend when I watch this show #I just rant forever

[dentpx]

I’m actually kind of amazed how many people do not understand this concept

#zoeposting #literal best thing to put in my dating profile I am weeding out the weak

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon' #and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

[psalm40speakstome]

it helps me a lot to write it all down. if I need to validate myself and feel all the things I'm feeling, I write it all down. another thing I tried was recording a video that I never showed anyone. it also feels so good to say everything out loud. be well 💕

Thank you so much! 😭😭😭😭😭😭💛 Just you taking the time to write this and care helped. And I definitely will try that! Thanks for being an amazing/awesome person. 😭😭😍💛

#this is literally the best #and that you took the time #my sore heart feels a little less so now #thank you #mental health #emotional health #self soothing

[ryanthel0ser]

I would like to take a moment to appreciate Miles's huge Spidey eyes

They take up so much of his face, I love them so much

#stares at you with my Spiderman eyes #literally the best thing about the new suit #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spider man across the spider verse #spiderman #spider verse #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman astv #astv #miles morales

[mwagneto]

sorry idk but the way the world is so fast and the people in it still want it to be faster is sooo annoying to me. people groaning while standing in line for 3 minutes people being mad the train ride is gonna take 2 hours people complaining that the bus is a few minutes late people being angry that construction work is taking months even though it used to take decades. don't you see the world is already so so so fast in every single aspect can't you understand that being mad will do nothing and just make your mood worse. enjoy the moments of stillness you're given. just stand in line and look at the people around you. sit on the train and watch the scenery. you'll get there.

#it's literally one of my main pet peeves not even sorry actually!!!!! esp ppl loudly complaining while standing in line or #when the train's like 2 minutes late coz it has to stop and ppl start yelling #hell even if it stops for 2 hours. who cares who cares who cares unless you're late for like a weeding or smtg who cares !!!! #literally just relax slow down. look at your phone idk #this one should be it's own post but like when people complain about budapest public transport it makes me so mad.... #bruhhh shit's on time 99% of the time and it's like. outstandingly good compared to any other city #hungarian infrastructure in general like are the trains the best NO but they get you pretty much anywhere for like 30 cents #calm down !!!!!!!!!! #barking #humans

[jakejeffreyperalta]

sally jackson is literally the only person ever. she's so amazing. she's perfect. she's so kind it makes people cry. she listens to nirvana. she's beautiful. she fought a bull. she can cook. she's everyone's mother. she's a writer. she sings sad songs and applies them to her life and cries. she killed her abusive ex husband and sold him to get money for an apartment. she used to work at a candy store and bring percy samples of his favourite flavours. she shot a monster with a police gun in the middle of a war. she started making food blue because she's petty and she knew it would piss gabe off. she's an icon. she's the moment. no. 1 milf. no one's doing it like her.

#when i say she's literally the best character in the pjoverse i really really mean it #shes everything. everything #i love her to death #ALSO SALLY JACKSON MIXTAPE DROPPING WHEN I LOVE HER MUSIC TASTE SO FAR #COME AS YOU ARE WHILE MAKING STIR FRY??? JEALOUS GUY BY JOHN LENNON. OK QUEEN #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #the chalice of the gods #chalice of the gods #sally jackson

[littlefankingdom]

Talia introduced Damian to Bruce as "their second child", and now Bruce is mentally panicking because there's another one, somewhere, when this unspoken first child is Jason.

#bruce wayne #jason todd #talia al ghul #damian wayne #batman #red hood #robin #dc comics #I'm cooking over here #my ramblings #No Talia and Jason didn’t fuck she literally raised him when he was an unstable teenager #she literally raised him because she wanted to play family with Bruce #she's a fucked up mom but she wants the best for her babies

[egophiliac]

IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tapis rouge #i know these are not my best but by god i needed to draw ~daddo venue~ #he is a treat! can't wait for him to yell at us for screwing up a shoot or whatever the last-minute disaster will be #i am SO HAPPY it turned out to be about movies after all! ...i mean sort of anyway #i'll take what i can get (and i do enjoy twst trying to be all cute about snow whAHEM i mean beautiful queen) (i see you there twst) #(also to be fair it actually wasn't poisoned in historial-revisionism-twstland so i think we can trust this apple. a+ acting eric) #anyway we are still. very solidly in the 'stand around and talk about the wallpaper for three hours' part of the event. #but HEY we got to meet eric! i was not really expecting it to be him so i am VERY pleased #also god help me i did think the shopping montage as portrayed by a rhythmic where they literally SKIP down the street was hilarious #there's a lot of Choices that were made in this event and that was a good one

[mad-serotonin]

Take It Easy☀️

#haikyuu #hinata shouyou #haikyuu fanart #anime fanart #fanart #madsart #digital art #anime #I just finished the Haikyuu manga #good god #what am I supposed to do now???? #go work for all my hopes and dreams????? #literally the best manga ever #I’ve never felt so alive #so happy #I cried like 7 times #just between the nekoma match and the end #god #so good #a masterpiece #I’m so very proud of Hinata my baby

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time