#This is partially a joke

[2econd2ight2ydney]

“you can’t identify as an animal” WRONG! 𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋 𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖐 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙

#this is partially a joke #otherkin #alterhuman #nonhuman #therianthropy #wolf therian #wolfkin #caninekin

[hischierswhore]

who cares if People confirmed it? the only people i need to confirm it are Taylor Swift & Joe Alwyn themselves✋✋✋

(i’m not believing anything until it’s confirmed or denied by the parties involved)

#taylor swift #joe alwyn #this is partially a joke

[batlovestomarry]

sorry i disappeared tomarry nation I’ve spent the last 3 days obsessively reading dmay and when i caught up to where it’s currently at i didn’t do anything for the rest of the day because i never wanted to finish it and my thoughts were consumed with Tom and Harry. anyway how is everyone doing

#dmay #this is partially a joke #partially not #Im too emotional about the whole thing #this fic changed my brain chemistry #tomarry #tomarrymort #i cant even pull my thoughts together yet to leave the comment I want to leave on the fic so bad

[vexloveschuuya]

When the hyperfixation on the Arab-coded character so bad it got you listening to Arab songs 😭😭🙏 Jamil babygirl I love you

#this is partially a joke #i listened to arab songs before this they simply too much of a banger #jamil viper #disney twst #twst #twst wonderland #scarabia #twst jamil #my glorious king

[queen-rhaenyras]

Finally played bg3 and decided to hop back onto tumblr after almost a year away to see what all the hot takes are and well....it doesn't surprise me that Astarion x Gale is such a popular ship. It definitely gives me typical two white men ship that the straight girls like.

#this is partially a joke #I know it's not just straight girls... #but it's still fits that vibe #I feel like i'm on 2014 tumblr again lmao #y'all ship what y'all want #but I'll be safe over here shipping all the girls together #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale dekarios

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

Women who call their pussy "it" instead of "her" are a red flag. Put some respect on her name.

#This is partially a joke #Are there women out there who call their pussy “he”? #I've never encountered that

[aierie--dragonslayer]

Also in light of the contents of the new episode I have a new theory about why Augustus doesn't show up often.

Jonah Magnus is an Old Fuck and thinks he's too good for incidents that aren't Old Fucks.

#this is partially a joke #tmagp spoilers #tmagp #the magnus protocol #my post

[kleptoyade]

I like that in FF7 Rebirth, Sephiroth showed up and literally said “all of your fanfics are canon unless you let the planet die”

And that, kids, is why it’s important to protect the environment

#text #ff7 rebirth #ff7 #final fantasy vii rebirth #this is partially a joke #canon only matters when you want it to #have fun and be free #but Sephiroth totally did say that

[apersonwholikeslotus]

actaully Ludwig doesn't even speak standard German; man grew up with Gilbert and Roderich who both spoke close to the most cursed dialects of German known to Europe.

Not the mention Erzsébet "I COULD speak with a Viennese accent easily BUT instead i'm going to purposefully exaggerate my Hungarian accent and accidentally confuse this small child's pronunciation for the rest of eternity"

DO YOU think Ludwig speaks standard German?

#Aldrich and Liesl can't even understand him and that's saying a lot #this is partially a joke #hws germany #hetalia #hws austria #hws prussia #hws hungary #anyone who ever meets him are just “where the fuck are you from”

[ormymarius]

Keep seeing people who hated Orm in the first Aquaman movie loving him in the sequel but trashing him in the first movie, and I gotta say real Orm bitches have been there since the beginning with his yelling, annoying ass, and temper tantrums. get real.

#this is partially a joke #but seriously if you’re trashing orm in the first movie to uplift him in the sequel you just don’t understand his character

[thedeafprophet]

personally i think light fingers couldve gone harder on the stalking

#this is partially a joke #but also.... not XD #light fingers

[hyperfixationsstation]

the way i wish it was possible to fire a coach mid tournament bc honestly the uswnt would probably be better off and have pinoe be interim coach for the tournament and you know what they would probably win it all

#this is partially a joke

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

Can you hear that? It's Liam Lawson laughing at that Daniel crash 😂

#this is partially a joke #but also... #f1 #formula one #japanese gp 2024

[jestiric]

characters just arent fucked up and weird and bloody and queer coded like they used to be and i think thats really messed up.

#this is partially a joke #and also partial serious criticism #about how media censorship has been getting worse #like if you compare media now to media from even the 2010s #its so much tamer #and not in a good way #not in a way thats cutting out unecessary violence #but in a way that makes things that are supposed to be uncomfortable stomachable #its completely taking the emotion out of art #recent media has felt so empty #and thats why #people are afraid to be uncomfortable #or afraid to make uncomfortable art #or not ALLOWED to make uncomofortable art #anyways #just a thought #hannibal #wtnv #kevin wtnv

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

brb going to start proclaiming that the term "bromance" is homophobic

#i do not mean this is in the RSL way of “calling these guys straight relationship a bromance is an insult to gay people” #love him to death but sometimes that man says the most incorrect things #i mean this in a “stop calling obviously queer relationships a bromance as a way to force heterosexuality onto everything” way #close male friendships are a thing but atp using the term bromance has just become a way to erase queer relationships as much as possible #like calling obviously gay as fuck people “roomates” in history #they were not roomates they did not have a bromance THEY WERE QUEER #This is partially a joke #like im not calling someone homophobic for using it and obv actual close male friendships exist #but im right #so i will not be taking critiques #the block button is the loml #house md #house #hilson #james wilson #greg house #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #bromance #lgbt #lgbt discourse #gay #lesbian #bisexual #queer

[wackypalooza]

how can we truly consider the reboot canon if it makes brain evil. the entire point was that brain wanted to make the world a better place, he thinks it's run by numbskulls already. yes, he wanted to Take It Over, but he also had Good Intentions. there was an episode of the patb spin-off where brain got OFFENDED by being called a villain, but in the reboot he feels COMPLIMENTED by this?? brain. 😐 get your ACT TOGETHER BOY

i'll SPARE YOU but i could go into detail about this. brain is my favorite character. my friend referred to reboot brain as being flanderized and like. YES. (the way brain says it.) SO TRUE!

#animaniacs #pinky and the brain #animaniacs 2020 #this is partially a joke #i still love him #it's just NOT THE SAME