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#This is so fuckin funny
corffee · 5 months
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barblaz-arts · 6 months
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i like how everyone is thirsting over aged up Pubert while I'm here thinking he looks like he could just be one of my cousins
like 'oh that? yeah thats my kuya from BGC, yeah he's like an aircon baby but can handle heat well'
Aircon baby akanakaknansjsnsj
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youjustwaitsunshine · 10 months
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pinterest showing me these two pics side by side and it's looking EXACTLY like
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tell me you have a dumbass husband without telling me you have a dumbass husband imma go first
this bitch tells me that aphrodite been popping up lately but he doesnt wanna work with her because "hes not a believer" but he believes me right? he just doesnt want to depend on someone for guidance he wants to do this shit himself
so i tell him oh how about working with Lord Lucifer since hes all about being independent and all that
and this idiot tells me that Lucifer has been popping since he was 15
hes 19 now
😭😭😭😭😭😭 mf really trying to make me mad
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queercodedvillains · 1 year
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Sasori lives and dies for the drama dude like his last dying breath was used to send the girl who killed him to the snake who betrayed him? like can you IMAGINE. Sasori, still harboring a grudge on orochimaru, knows damn well that if he can't fuck em up at least he can send the person capable of killing him.
"I'll give you this information as a prize for killing me" my ass he saw that he was gonna die anyways and he was like might as well go out swinging. If I can't win at least orochimaru can lose!!
Petty beyond the grave. His legacy lives on.
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badtnbcideas · 5 months
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Whenever Jack speaks it's just the Sans talking sound
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housewifebuck · 1 month
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It kills me that ryan was in pr jail and has been sitting on this thought for years like ??? the scene was insane enough but it was an obvious I love you to him? and we were just as in the dark as buck??
He couldn’t hold it in anymore bro😭😭😭😭
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alexthevillan · 5 months
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Cough cough
I NEED MORE UNDERTALE/AU FRIENDS PLSSSSS
MOOTS, ANYTHING
SOBS
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drugsrugscouture on ig
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hana-akari · 8 months
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Wet dream/nightmare FOR THE LAUGH AND TRAUMATISM!
Through the curtain's dim light of Sakura's bedroom, Obito stood with an avid red stare, the atmosphere heavy with an unusually dark arousal.
"Your curiosity towards my sex life was annoying at first, however..." The Uchiha slowly walks closer, akin to a predator seeking a prey. "It woke mine... Wouldn't you like to experience it? Me..."
A caloused hand gently moves Sakura's pink hair away from her face and tucks it behind her ear, his other hand grabbing a hold of her hip.
"I don't mind showing you what I can do..." Slowly, sensually, he moves her closer. The rather large bulge at the front of his pants rub against her clothed mound, his breath tickles her neck as he speaks. "I could fuck you..."
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1. Discomfort/Disgusted
Why is she not allowed to have nice things?
Not even in her own dreams!
No. Just no. Absolutely not.
Sakura had been having a great dirty dream. Can't get railed in the real world, at least she had the dream world. Apparently not!! Just when things were getting good and aggressive with her dream lover, the whole scene changed. No more hot lover. No more sex. Instead she was met with a pair red eyes.
Damn it!!
Not another fucking Uchiha!!!
And Obito no less!! Ew! What the fuuuuccckkk!! He has the nerve to show up in her house announced and now her dreams!! Why must she be punished this way?!
She has never been more dry in her entire life. And what was worse is she suddenly couldn't move at all. Sakura went through the stages of grief in one go the closer Obito got to her. He was like some obnoxious sleep paralyses demon! If this was literally anyone else, it would be hot. This was the opposite of hot!
The very moment he touched her groin she finally that the ability to yell, "Get the fuck off my you little creep!!" As that blurted out of her mouth, she shot up in her bed awake. Awake. Sexually frustrated. And pissed.
What the fuck, Obito can have a sex life but when she wants to have one-- In her own damn dreams! He cock blocks her!! She couldn't remember the last time she's been this frustrated and annoyed. But she also wanted to cry. She fucked one Uchiha and now she's being punished for it by them haunting her dreams. Ugh... She's not going to be able to get turned on again for a while. Gross she can still feel his hand in her hair.
"I swear to god I'm going to kill him for this."
Obito was now on her shit list and he didn't actually do anything. Sakura huffed, laid down, and rolled back over to get more sleep. Praying its a dreamless sleep and no more sleep paralyses Uchihas.
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xefros-tritoh · 2 years
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yiffy sweetie what did they do to you
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persephinae · 1 year
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🤣🤣🤣
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PLS I’M DYING
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screane5 · 6 months
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angry birds but homestuck (neststuck? birdstuck?)
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angry birds classpects
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and as an extra, here's mighty eagle
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crabcrabcrabmeat · 7 months
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💀 two types of objectification 💀
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I've been listening to pathological facade on loop for several days and recently got some medicine for my mood swings.
It's ABILIFY.
Also known as aripiprazole
And wouldn't you know it
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