#This loser speaks

[konigsblog]

cw: dub-con 🔞

loser-könig who eats pussy for the first time, slobbering all over himself, and cumming all in his boxers before you're even nearing your first orgasm.

he'll get insecure and aggressive, huffing and puffing as he forces his cum-soaked boxers into your wet mouth, stuffing your little mouth to stifle your moans as he jerks off to the sight of your glistening pussy — no longer stimulating your sensitive clit through bitterness and embarrassment, instead getting off and forcing you to stare at his bulbous, glossy and leaking cock against your heat whilst he strokes himself gently.

loser-könig who will hump you 24/7, ‘til he's squirting hot strings of his milky release all over his boxers, covering himself, and your panties, in his white arousal. you're squirming against his firm grip as he buries his fingers deep inside your pretty pussy, swollen folds and your clit overstimulated, getting you off whilst drooling against your bare neck like a weirdo.

loser-könig who humps your pillow whilst flicking through porn magazines, rubbing his hung and throbbing dick against the soft sheets, his balls heavy and full with his white cum, spurted all over your pillow as he gets off to the pornography.

loser-könig who tries to get you to re-enact some pornos with him, but he'll end up forgetting what he's supposed to be doing, hammering into you brutally!

#orla speaks #loser könig #loser e-dater könig :3 #könig x reader #könig x you #konig x reader #konig x you #konig modern warfare #konig mw2 #konig call of duty #konig cod #konig smut #könig smut #tw: dubcon

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

can’t believe that the FNAF movie single-handedly multiplied and reawakened the thirst and everyone’s crushes on josh hutcherson. bro played the part of a traumatized pathetic man so good that now we all collectively want him.

#lati speaks #fnaf movie #fnaf #josh hutcherson #mike schmidt #lmao bro is gonna be in for a shock once he sees how many people want to bone him #bless josh's heart he’s such a sweet dude <33 #it’s ALWAYS the loser pathetic men that are the sexiest and most fuckable #i had a crush on him ever since zathura and journey so now i'm just loosing my shit even more for this man <33

[plutoslvr]

10 year old tim drake leaving hate comments on every single robin jason post ever saying shit like "i hope this fucker kills himself so the first one comes back "

#and then he became robin and STILL hated jason like he cant stand that losers ass #he meets jason and his haterisms increase #“but jason is tims robin--” please dont speak about tim drake ever again #acting like tim drake hasnt gotten twitter account suspended over defending dick grayson on the internet #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #batman #dc #batfam #robin #red hood #nightwing

[loser-jpg]

FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAID ANGEL WAS GONNA BE THE ONE TO DIE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT SILLY SPIDER BOYS GONNA LIVE FOREVER AND HES GONNA HAVE THE MOST SICKENINGLY SWEET SLOW BURN LOVE STORY WITH THAT STUPID GAMBLING CAT

#loser speaks #huskerdust #hazbin hotel #angel dust #husker hazbin hotel #i love them so much #i want them to be disgustingly in love #i want them to be so healthy it feels vile #i want them to take all the fucking time in the world slowly growing closer and trusting eachother until they get to a point where #theyre both like 'ok we both have known for so long but now we're finally both in a mental and emotional state where were good' #AND THEN I WANT THEM TO START BEING THE MOST IN LOVE COUPLE EVER #AAHWHGRIAHAVR #also fuck those who wanted nifty to die i fuckin love that weird creepy lil bitch shes psycho and i love that about her >:(

[frogchiro]

frogggg!!! muah!

…just imagining sleazy neighbor! or butcher! ghost’s balls… balls in mouf… balls balls balllssss hehehehe

bet he’s super sensitive too. cums the second you wrap your mouth around them 🥺👉👈

Sleazy neighbour!Ghost would literally die and ascend if you ever wrapped your delicious little mouth around his fat, heavy, musky balls :((

He's much more sensitive than you'd have thought in general, but maybe it's just that he's touch starved for any sort of soft attention, especially from you </3 Simon can keep up the tough, sleazy appearance all he wants but truth is he's a desperate looser who drools over you and will fap until his cock aches if he ever 'accidentally' mixed your laundry up in the communal laundry room and just so happened to grab your pretty pastel pink frilly panties with a bow which he soils almost immediately with his nasty, thick seed :((

But if your relationship finally progresses enough that you shyly slide your mouth down his cock and to his balls where you oh so sweetly pay extra attention and suck on them? You are honestly a bit baffled at the sudden twitch of Si's hips and in his balls as he's suddenly cumming so hard he almost blacked out, his thick sperm shooting out as he keeps cumming, moaning way louder than you anticipated and urged you between moans to please continue sucking on his twitching balls, please allow him to feel this pleasure longer :((

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #he's a real proper loser </3 #sleazy neighbour!ghost #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley cod #simon riley

[snipp-snapp-snute]

I feel UNWELL

#genshin #let the loser speak #my art #genshin impact #fanart #art #genshin fanart #chilumi #lumichi #lumine #childe #tartaglia #genshin impact lumine #genshin impact childe #lumine x childe #genshin impact tartaglia

[jj3628]

Art and AU and comic is all by @somerandomdudelmao (who is INCREDIBLE)

There is a flash/fast moving images warning! Images move fast at about :27!

Song is Agnes by Glass Animals

I've never edited a comic before so uh please cut me some slack💀

Normally I post these kinds of video edits on Tiktok but I know Cass is mainly on Tumblr so now it's here too! Anyway PLEASE go read Cass' apocalyptic series if you haven't!! It's so amazing and the latest update made me sit in the dark and stare at the ceiling in the best way possible and I just had to do something to express my love for the comic and my appreciation for all that Cass does!

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #cass apocalyptic series #future donatello #casey jones jr #rottmnt future donatello #rottmnt edit #the loser speaks #Yes I have a tiktok but it's only for tmnt edits and analysis videos I swear

[beforeimdeceased]

giggly sex w/ellie

nsfw!

⋆⭒˚.⋆ 🔭🐇 that comfort you get when you’re with your person :( embarrassment is never present. that’s absolutely what it’s like with ellie.

i imagine her getting all giddy while kissing you and just repeating how beautiful she finds you. probably fumbling with your bra and huffing because she can’t get it off? then getting stuck in her own t shirt and bumping into everything, falling over her own feet and laughing at herself.

blushing at your moans and acting all shy when you tell her how good she’s making you feel. sweetly apologizing for all the hickies she’s left. (she’s so fucking proud of herself.) and she also loves making stupid goofy jokes after sex! “gg babe. i feel like i leveled up.”

#she’s such a loser i have got to fuck her #bunnie can speak? ☆ #ellie williams #・❥・ bun’s sweet ellie #ellie williams x reader #bun’s asks ꕤ #bun’s anons ˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 #ellie williams headcanons #ellie williams imagine #— ˗ˋ ୨୧ ˊ˗ —

[felis-rach]

I love u time god I love u so much.

#and honestly get Chatots ass. put us to sleep without food NOW jerk #I cant explain how much I love having this god just hanging out with my hero and partner losers #and speaking in caps all the time #pmd2 spoilers #pokemon mystery dungeon spoilers #pokémon #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd explorers #explorers of sky #dialga

[hoptism]

#speaking #I’m normal #xenkgin #xedgin #xenk yendar #edgin darvis #peak autistic swag/loser dilf

[to-be-a-dreamer]

I’ve been reading the Grishaverse books/watching the Netflix show for the first time over the past couple weeks or so and I just have to say that I think it's so funny whenever Kaz gets snarky about Inej's proverbs or Matthias's religious talk or Jesper’s Jesperisms or anyone else being even slightly philosophical or theatrical or whatever because Kaz Brekker is the most dramatic bitch in all of Kerch. Like. I'm pretty sure this kid graduated top of his class from the School of Dramatic One-Liners with a double major in "Commit to the Aesthetic" and "Writing Epic Love Poetry Whilst Maintaining the Bad Guy Reputation". Dude wanted to impress a girl and wasn’t sure if getting the whole ass king of Ravka to find her long-lost parents was enough so he bought an entire warship from his friend who absolutely would have just Given It To Him but noooooo Mr. Protecting-My-Investment over here had to pay a fair price otherwise it doesn’t count.

The only, and I mean the ONLY reason I don't say he's the most dramatic bitch in the entire Grishaverse is because Nikolai Lantsov exists and that man once wore his entire army uniform under his jacket to go volcra hunting in the Shadow Fold on the off chance he would get to make a dramatic reveal at the end. He put a spring-loaded curtain in front of the weapons rack on his personal ship just in case he had guests he wanted to show off for. I wouldn’t be surprised if he did the dramatic flourish every time he opened those curtains for literally no one but himself. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he made that set up after he had guests he wanted to show off for. That curtain either went up two hours before he used it or it was the first thing he built on that ship there is no in between.

I need copious amounts of Expo markers, PowerPoint slides, and glitter to figure out which one of them takes the title it is CLOSE.

#remind me to ramble about the similarities between kaz and nikolai after I finish the kos duology #is always ten steps ahead of everyone else and has these big elaborate plans they don’t tell anyone about until they’re actively happening #does not know how to be chill about anything in their life ever #has ISSUES #losers. both of them. #I am shaking them in a mason jar as we speak #anyways I have more thoughts on this universe #this was just the funniest one and thus it gets posted at 2am immediately after finishing ck #kaz brekker #nikolai lantsov #six of crows #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #grishaverse #six of crows spoilers #crooked kingdom spoilers #shadow and bone spoilers #grishaverse spoilers

[konigsblog]

loser!könig with a mommy kink???!!! 👀

now... THIS should be canon. (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠) 🍼

tw: loser-könig, mommy kink, lactation, forced impregnation and breeding, slight dub-con, creepy-könig, pervy-könig. mdni 18+

dead dove: do not eat. 🔞

loser-könig isn't above forcefully impregnating you just to get what he wants.

he's so incredibly needy to see milk leaking from your perky, little nipples, to suck them ‘til they're swollen, or to be praised and told how good he is whilst he's being brutal, almost violent with you.

he's not gentle, nor tender whatsoever. if anything, he's aggressive and merciless as he fucks your drooling, tight hole, making sure you're squeaking like a mouse by the end of it. despite your pleas and desperate complaints, he will continue to refuse to wear a condom, or let you on any form of birth control. he'll tell you, that the side effects aren't worth it — and how do you expect him to enjoy himself when he's wearing protection?? don't you care about his pleasure, too??you should make it up to him by allowing him to fuck you raw...

he's not against using an excuse that he must be allergic to the latex, that he's unable to use it!! don't bother looking for any alternatives, könig has his mind set on his deepest fantasy that he constantly tries to persuade you with, that it will make him so fucking happy, little mouse. :(

loser-könig will breed you, so he's able to watch as you lactate milk. his search history is filled with pornography and videos of pregnancy, admitting that he wants to suck the milk from your nipples, bite them ‘til they're sore and aching whilst you whisper and mutter sweet words.

it wouldn't be surprising if he had mommy issues, that he didn't get a lot of attention as his mother worked long hours, having no time for her beloved son. instead, könig would beg you with tears in his eyes, his thrusts getting increasingly more painful and harsh, to praise him and tell him how perfect he is.

once you're finally swollen with his babies, he won't be able to keep his lips off of you, or his dick out of your holes... ;(

#orla speaks #loser könig #konig x you #konig x reader #konig x y/n #könig x you #könig x reader #könig x y/n #könig cod #könig call of duty #könig modern warfare #könig mw2 #könig mwii #tw: dubcon #dead dove do not eat #dead dove fic #dark cod #tw: dark content

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

#i feel like u can tell when a bloodweave fic is written by an astarion stan vs a gale stan lol #because the astarion stans are just using gale as a vessel for like. their sopping wet meow meow #who screams and cries until astarion becomes emotionally vulnerable with them #which gale would not do. realistic bloodweave is astarion tries to fuck him in act 1 and he refuses because of the orb #and then astarion is like “boo what the fuck. change of plans” and gale is like “okay” and they never speak of it again lol #anyway #please god the gale characterisation in this place. half of you make him the soppiest most pathetic loser and the other half make him evil #he's not ACTUALLY a loser. when i joke about it the reason its funny is because its not true #hes just a regular guy with depression lol. hes not out here debasing himself begging for some old twink to care abt him #bg3 #gale dekarios #bloodweave #gale of waterdeep #does this make sense. i havent slept #i just mean that if you want gale to be sappy he needs to have like. prior assurance that his feelings are reciprocated #because if he doesnt have that and astarion is a dick to him he WILL just give up on the relationship #like hes not hunting people down after they deliberately upset him. i see so many fics where they create tension by lime #*like #having astarion openly fuck someone else after establishing a sort-of relationship with gale. for the drama #like hey. gale fully dumps you if you do that in game!! you have no way to convince him not to. he will dump astarion for that permanently

[puntastic-artist]

*picks up mic*

*taps it*

People should portray Francis like a loser more, I need loser content, please I'm starving

#punny rambles #punny speaks #sillyposting #thats not my neighbor #that's not my neighbor #tnmn #francis mosses #tnmn milkman #tnmn francis mosses #seriously though i wanna see more of him being a tired loser who only knows how to cook kraft mac and cheese #y'all are cowards #gotta do everything myself around here

[loser-jpg]

may i present: same person different font

theyre all the same person. all 4 of them

#loser speaks #lance mcclain #lois lane #sokka #luz noceda #voltron #my adventures with superman #atla #avatar the last airbender #toh #the owl house

[turtleblogatlast]

Something I like about Leo is that he’s honestly really chill? It’s easy to remember the moments where he’s being obnoxious or excitable but I feel like most of the time he’s incredibly “go with the flow” and has an overall affable demeanor.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #Genuinely speaking I feel like said demeanor is incredibly useful for when he has to charm and/or persuade people into listening to him #I have a whole post talking about Leo’s charm and how he consistently gets people to hear him out even if he’s annoyed or upset them #like they’ll still listen to what he has to say in full #his charisma stat is real and utilized quite often in this series I swear he’s not just a loser cringeboy all the time 😭 #if he wants to persuade and/or charm then he honestly sooo often does #me listing the 400th reason why Leo grows up to be the worlds best ninja and a good 365 of those reasons are Leo’s various subterfuge skill #Like most episodes where he’s not the main focus (and even many where he is) #he’s a voice of reason who notices things quickly and is often the one taking point to talk down situations #something interesting I found between Leo and Mikey is that #Mikey tells people what they need to hear #Leo tells people what they want to hear #not only out of his own agenda either #when bullhop was wrecking their home leo was the one that negotiated to make the situation go smoother #even if he would have rather bullhop left #meanwhile Mikey is the one who bluntly tells things as it is #small character moment that means a lot to me #Mikey is an honest boy who is upfront about his feelings #Leo prefers to let people make their own decisions he wants them to through steering the convo in that direction #but he is easily cowed by guilt #regardless leo is a people person - he knows how to talk to them and how to manipulate/persuade #and I like that his bros know this and often push him forward to do the talking if they wanna charm someone into doing what they want #I think Leo’s hope speeches are also an example of this - he’s saying what people really want to hear (and often it’s ALSO what they NEED) #the further the series goes on the higher Leo’s inner stress rises and he just keeps that chill aura anyway #there’s a reason!!! he wanted to go to a SPA so badly!! #literally the first thing he does when he gets in is rest #no joke meditation would do him good? like- it’s a Leo thing and I genuinely think rise leo would be no different here