#This is the funniest thing I have ever written

[asheiquiv]

Anki, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. An. Kee. It was flashcards, plain flashcards, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. It was active recall in slacks. It was spaced repetition at school. It was cognitive science for memorization on the dotted line. But in my arms it was always Anki.

#this is the funniest thing i have ever written #it is the dark comedy nabokov would have wanted #anki #studyblr #nabokov #lolita #literature #russian literature #dark academia #books

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

just because he got promoted from being just a gag character does not mean he ever stopped being a gag character

#this was one of the funniest scenes ever written #literally everyone of these fuckers is such a drama queen #i respect jinshi for eating those grasshoppers because maomao was feeding him #i could never #if i were him i'd be like sorry i suddenly realised i have things to do bye forever #light novel #kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries #jinshi #natsu hyuuga #i have so much knh in my drafts i even forgot that it was there buried deep

[honelle56]

you and me, religiously (now on AO3)

“George, I think she knows about us,” he whispers, as if somebody could be in the walls listening. “I started listening to this one track, Florida it was called, I think? And you can tell me yourself, but I couldn’t help but notice some … similarities. So, I woke you up so I can make sure I am not losing my mind.”

George laughs half irritated and half endeared. Dream is an idiot. There is no way Taylor Swift of all people knows who they are. “Okay, show me then, idiot,” he sighs.

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or; Dream and George listen to The Tortured Poets Department and make some connections

#GO READ #The dumbest and funniest thing I have ever written probably #Thanks Blu for the beta <3 #she was so fast #I did not think I could publish this today still tbh #Honelle fics

[concorp]

i am so surprised by the fact bdubs and etho are like, genuinely only now learning abt fandom stuff??? back in the day the mindcrackers were generally quite aware of it and some talked abt it pretty often. like. did they just forget about it or something?? 

anyways heres baj and mc reading a god awful fic i wrote when i was 14 during the mindcrack marathon in 2015. doc walks in near the end of it with no idea what they’re reading. someone donated $200 dollars for this. 

#for added context. they did have permission to read it #as well as every fic they read during the marathon that year #which included a *lot* of shippy stuff #aurey reached out to the community and asked us to submit stuff #also i am not exaggerating how bad the fic is #its probably the funniest thing ive ever written but when i wrote it there was *zero* irony behind it #talking

[porcelainvino]

the urge to draw puckurt out of nowhere omfg

#i have like 3 sketches for my little monthly b!g magazine covers ready #like i could chose any of them to draw #but then i’m like ‘MMMMM NO I WANNA DRAW PUCK GETTING BEAT UP!!’ and now we’re here #puck getting punched by kurt is the funniest thing i’ve ever written except i never actually wrote it sooooooo #when…… when is the next b!g chapter #its literally only between me and eden and it’s also a groupchat fanfic like WHY IS WRITING SO HARD HOW DO YOU GUYS DO IT GOSHHHH #porcelainposting

[super-secret-clown-corner]

i found the lifesteal fanfiction (my ace ass still can't comprehend relationships and how they form lmfao i'm living in some wild qpr fantasy of my own creation)

#this is all /lh btw #i'm not gonna main tag this #the handwriting next to clown and branzy reads “them in the streams” btw #for some context i read two banger ass (unfinished) fics that had some flavor of clownzy thrown in there #and they just started busting out the shameless flirting n stuff and i was like “WHERE'S THE DRAMA???? WHERE'S THE BUILDUP???????” #and then i rewatched the s3 videos and realized oh this is exactly what happened actually lmfao #anyway i'm perpetually two seconds away from going “fine i'll do it myself” but the only thing holding me back from exploding is- #-the fact that i'll make this huge ass interconnected timeline and character dynamic and then when it comes time to the actual writing i'll #-just never get anything written #the clownzy bit is the funniest thing i've ever seen btw #the jester's art #the jester's sketch #if you guys want links to the fics i found i can throw them in the comments i have not stopped thinking about them since i read them

[thatfoolsophie]

hi i know you havent posted about it in a year but i have to tell u i just came across your roommates charmain and peter au and it is really getting into my brain the concept is SO good i cant stop thinking about it

HI I LOVE YOU FOR THIS this ask reminded me that i have like. 10 thousand words of this au in a google doc and it's so fun. when ao3 comes back from the war i think ill just post it

#it's one of those situations where there's more that could be written but i doubt I'll ever get around to writing it #so might as well publish what I have! #bc genuinely it's one of the funniest things I've written (to me at least!) and I'd be so sad if no one else ever saw the full rat scene. #or the blender saga. or abdullah crying facedown in the library basement. or the valentine's day love potion incident #homw #lula tag

[thevalleyisjolly]

All you need to know about how my brain works is that my two favourite shows to binge rewatch are Staged and Total Forgiveness.

#the valley is posting #what can i say? i really like funny and painfully real meta shows that play with the boundaries between screen and person #i have been extremely restrained thus far about how much i enjoy staged as a genuinely good piece of filmmaking #incredibly written; extremely funny and also devastating; meticulously acted; breaks my brain every time #the georgia birthday party bit in s3e2 remains to this day the funniest thing i've ever seen outside of hk cinema #anyways there might be some staged blogging coming your way soon (now)

[shayberri789]

Hi

I wrote a thing :)

(A short fic from the point of view of the Stick Shallan tries to soulcast in WoR, and a little bit after, because Shallan accidentally turns it into a groot)

(Kelsier is here too. He's a menace)

#cosmere #stormlight #shay posts #the stormlight archive #stormlight archive #mistborn #mistborn: secret history #kelsier #hoid #shallan davar #khriss and nazh are here too #this is the stupidest and funniest thing i have ever written #i love it sm #shay writes #creative writing #words of radiance #stories i'm proud of

[agonizedembrace]

egg is taking their time with the ask i sent them but i promise everyone it's worth it

#» time to roll the dice ( ooc ) #it is likely one of the funniest and most cursed things i have ever written

[lez-exclude-men]

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#just read the funniest fucking thing in a harry potter fanfic written by a tra #lucius malfoy said how can he be misgendering [nonbinary character] if that person cant even pick a gender?? #i doubt ill ever have the chance to use that line but omg i CACKLED #ik it was supposed to be like lucius being bigoted or whatever but like honestly?? thats hilarious and kinda true

[howtostandinsilence]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. What even is this argument. Of course he’s attractive, saying he’s attractive doesn’t mean someone thinks he’s justified? Are antis on crack?!

They listed one of his many crimes as “killing many families” can you get any more ridiculous. Oh noooo! The Darkling has *checks notes* killed many families! As a wartime general! By the gods, this can’t be happening!

And then the ending statement is simply that Darklina is a kind of unhealthy ship. The whole post is basically like. The Darkling isn’t attractive! And guess what! You may not know this, but he’s eeeeevil too! 🤯

Yeah no shit. He should be more evil. Then maybe I’d actually take LB’s supposed messages more seriously.

#antis are really falling to the wayside huh #the fine art of anti darkling posts has been lost to idiocy #its a tragedy #shadow and bone #the grisha trilogy #anti darkling bs #sab discourse #the darkling #the darkling killed many families #still the funniest thing i have ever read in my life #the list of his crimes in this post is ridiculous by the way #how come anti posts are always formatted and sound like they were written by thirteen year olds? #is it the atrocious media literacy?

[wizardnuke]

what's funnier for a meet-ugly fic. if it's a meet-ugly from the start ("we first met each other in a holding cell") or if it starts cute ("my grocery bag tore open on the street and they helped me pick everything up, also I got their number") and then gets ugly ("I didn't call them because I was busy and five days later we met again, in a holding cell")

#warning. long tags that got wildly off topic real fast. there's caleb meta in here #I think it's the difference between them being like 'huh. who's this guy' and the spiderman pointing meme #fic im writing doesn't have this thru a ship lens but it has a similar thing except like. it's a meet ugly where they don't exactly meet #but they see each other #smash cut four years later spiderman pointing meme in a holding cell YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE #pov you're trying to convince everyone you're interacting with (while in the holding cell) (well. a dungeon) that you're an assassin from #another country but your mother in law is in the next cell over and she CLEARLY recognizes you and does NOT believe the show you're #putting on because context from the prev time you were around each other states you are not loyal to that country and that you are also a #lying liar who lies shamelessly at the first chance you get if you think it'll get you what you want. and it's making shit complicated #because she visibly wants to ask questions about why the hell you're here but you're under surveillance so she's just staring holes into #ur skull and she doesn't know she's your mother in law. this is the funniest thing I've ever written #it's a HARROWING experience for caleb in the fic. he is terrified out of his mind. but also. it's so so funny. my guy why did u do that #'caleb is a master manipulator' common misconception! he is a conman and scammer! he wishes he could operate on pure unfeeling logic and #intellect but sometimes and even oftentimes he is made of 80% panic minimum and then he commits to the bit #it's a very nuanced complicated situation etc etc but honestly a large part of it is also deirta being like what the fuck is this guy's #plan. why the fuck is he even here. and caleb's internal monologue is 'do NOT accidentally call her mother. do not do fucking not' which #is if anything making it more difficult to not call her mother. big fan of the way he refers to elders with titles I 100% think he would #call her that if he and essek were officially together. 'caleb has good social skills and awareness' common fucking misconception he is a #conman and scammer and knows vaguely what to say to get what he wants or more often how to direct attention away from what he's doing but #when he's just Being Caleb he gets to the fuckin point and that lady is his mother in law and he would refer to her as such even if #that's. a fascinating choice to make given everything about essek and also the lingering political situation between the empire and dynasty #I love caleb sooooo much I think he makes a good few snap decisions that are objectively DEEPLY unhinged and I think abt that a lot #calebs not a stable guy! I think it's rlly interesting how not stable he is even when he's doing well he has a few screws loose up there! #this is coming from someone who can relate to the irrational thinking that mental illness does I think he just sees point A to point B and #Does Shit. that's why he fireballs people when he knows it's going to trigger him. it's why he told essek to get it together instead of #killing him- he saw an ally. his morality and his decision making skills are removed from normal logic bc fuck normal logic he's caleb #widogast (sometimes- he goes by a fake name and considers himself entirely seperate from bren while he also holds himself accountable for #the crimes that bren was manipulated into committing) and its why he's Like That and I think he's neat. #I'm done now. what is this.

[conartisthaiji]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

u wanted commentary on five of my favorite fics right? that's exactly what u meant by "self-rec". in no particular order:

you took one look and now i'm not the same (haikyuu!, bokuaka & bg kuroken, 3.5k, coffeeshop au): i don't think i've written anything as funny as this. akaashi keeps ordering a drink he hates because he genuinely believes it's the only drink bokuto can make. bokuto may or may not know how to make other drinks besides hot chocolate. the kuroken subplot is the funniest shit i've ever written. i wish i could be as funny as dec 2021 lyz.

one more year (and then i'll want them all) (hibike! euphonium, kumirei, 1.9k, proposal fic): MANNNN this is so adorable and fluffy and soft (my specialties). not much to say about this one but she's special to me...like i do go back to it whenever i need a pick-me-up

i feel like a monster nobody can stop (always on my mind like autopilot) (third life/limited life, majorwood, 2.2k, canon-compliant): martyn was so much fun to write like i got really into his voice, and i hadn't ever written him before so i was a little surprised at how easy it was to write him? i had a lot of fun working with the tension of this particular piece, especially since tension is something that i personally struggle with writing! and this one really pushed me to keep it in as long as possible, and i'm ultimately really proud of the result.

(hopeless boy) seeking someone who will share this feeling (third life/limited life, nosy neighbors, 2.1k, canon-compliant): literally no one in the world understands the nosy neighbors the way i do. or bigb. the "he loves me, he loves me not" bit was the driving force behind the fic, and it's always so satisfying when a bit you imagined in your head comes out the way you envisioned! also pearl is always a pleasure to write.

and i'll never go home again (haikyuu!, oikita, 4.5k, semicanon-compliant): i bring up the oikita fic every moment i get, and there's a reason for that. i'm genuinely so proud of this one. stylistically it wasn't something i had a lot of practice writing (nonlinear narratives are, in my professional opinion, a pain), and i also leaned into a dreamy, less structured vibe, which is pretty different from the majority of my fics! i learned a lot while working on it this, and i'm really proud of how it came out.

#lyz talks #asks #anonymous #THANK U ANON I NEEDED AN EXCUSE TO RAMBLE ABOUT SOME OF MY FICS <3 <3 <3 #i always say that the kuroken subplot in u took one look and now im not the same is the funniest thing ive ever written but its TRUE #like i have not been that funny since i wrote that piece. when will i be that funny again #not much to say about the kumirei piece other than. i miss them #i feel like a monster nobody can stop...i obsessively reread that one like i go into the majorwood tag and then i click on my own fic. lol #hopeless boy seeking someone who will share this feeling is so!! good!! nosy neighbors r so underrated...i rlly have to make my own food #and then the oikita fic <3 which is so special it just gets called the oikita fic <3 that one just has a special place in my heart. always #but yes. lyz's greatest hits would be these five i think

[landlordevil]

i don’t really care that ao3 is down except that i never backed up [fic title has been deleted to maintain anonymity]

#it was the funniest thing i have ever written and was very much written in the midst of my personal 2020 lockdown #why it was popular and translated into german i'll never know

[zukkaoru]

b.sd has me writing fics i never would have dreamed of writing before i got into this stupid show. what is happening to me

#if i ever finish this and decide i want to post it i'm going to have to create an entirely new ao3 account #this is too shameful to have attached to my name #i literally could not even tell you Where this came from but it is. by far the Most chaotic thing i've ever written #they are all. so unhinged #if only this wasn't lowkey the funniest thing i've ever written and my only successful go at a comedy fic #well. ig there's still time for it to turn angsty-- #hello grace here