#Thor + text posts

[spearxwind]

Tbh. Incel marvel mjölnir vs mega chad god of war mjölnir. If you even care.

#it didnt register how bad the marvel one was until i looked up 'mjolnir' for reference and its the one that came up #god of war #gow #i forgor which of the tags i used #thunderclap #(also being hyperaware that my text post being thunderclap is hilarious if i post about the hammer or thor. I really am the target audience #best of

[dragonnnfly]

Httyd + Tumblr

#httyd #how to train your dragon #rtte #race to the edge #httyd 1 #Tuffnut #sir ulgerthorpe #Snotlout #gobber #hiccup #Astrid #Hiccstrid #chicken #fishlegs #thor bonecrusher #edit #memes #Httyd + text posts

[superblizzardfire]

ThorBruce text posts

#bruce banner #thorbruce #thor #text posts #blizzard's text posts

[overheardatavengersmansion]

Some Avengers Text posts

#captain america #pietro maximoff #quicksilver #avengers #incorrect avengers #steve rogers #the avengers #marvel #wanda maximoff #iron man #thor odinson #amora the enchantress #amora #marvel 616 #stony #steve x tony #tony stark #cap’s kooky quartet #text post #mockingbird #bobbi morse

[i-have-no-enemies]

Vinland saga + text messages

#vinland saga #Vinland saga + text posts #funny #meme #memes #Askeladd #thorfinn #Thorkell #Thors

[my-secret-shame]

#loki #loki edit #tom hiddleston #tom hiddleston edit #q #has this been done before? i don't know if i have new thoughts anymore of it they are just recycled #my stupid edit #(affectionate) #loki meme #loki memes #loki text post #loki text posts #loki ragnarok #thor ragnarok

[knife-dad]

Watching Taika Waititi take over as "guy in charge of delivering queer representation" for marvel (and maybe star wars?) Is kind of like... like watching an invasive species find a highly specific ecological niche and absolutely FLOURISH despite the odds, except that I'm not mad about it, if anything I am highly entertained. You go you funky little (allegedly) straight man, be the pigeon of Disney franchises. Make star wars gay, I believe in you

#this is especially funny because it seems to be an entirely self-assigned role #and its unclear if it's because he himself values representation (likely) #or because he likes defying authority and queer representation presents a new challenge (equally likely) #in any case. i love it. im having fun #thor love and thunder #text posts to the void

[textsfromthetva]

+ a once in a lifetime throwback to Thor: The Dark World

Loki + tumblr [70/?]

#Mobius M. Mobius #Ravonna Renslayer #Loki #Thor #Lokius #Loki series #Thor: The Dark World #MCU #Loki memes #lokiedit #text post meme

[shieldedbythunder]

I just love the thought of Steve learning how to braid Thor's hair. Watching youtube tutorials with a little furrow in his brow as he carefully follows along with a few lengths of string to practise on. Reaching out to other Asgardians to learn about specific Asgardian braids, so that he can help Thor keep in touch with his home when he has to be so far away from it. Thor lying with his head in Steve's lap, peacefully drifting in and out of slumber as those careful, gentle fingers card through his hair and bring it into order, touched beyond words by the gesture.

Maybe Asgardians have a special marriage braid to represent their intended. Maybe Thor dreams of wearing it proudly in Steve's honour, for all the realms to see.

#thundershield #stevethor #thorsteve #steve rogers #thor odinson #conor rambles #text post

[traveller-of-the-knight]

Behold! Marc and Thor talking about their dead brothers!

Thor: Heh, this reminds me of my Bother, Loki. I saw him die that way right infront of my eyes.

Marc: Oh, ehm... I'm sorry for your lost.

Thor: Nah, it's ok, he came back after all... He got stabbed a year later, trying to help me. That funeral was the best of all yet.

Marc: Uhhh... Yet?

Thor: Yes he wasn't dead after all.

Steven: Oh, that's lovely to hear!

Thor: Heh, yeah the sneaky bastard.

*awkward silence*

Thor: Thanos kill him.

Steven: And how did he get back this time?

*awkward silence*

Steven: Oh, I'm so sorry-I didn't-!

Thor: Yeah...

Marc: Don't you think he'll eventually come back?

Thor: *crying* No! He's dead! He's actually dead!

Marc: I... Get it. I lost my brother too and it was my fault-

*steven yells at him from the headspace*

Marc: I mean... It's not your fault... Thor.

Thor: Really?

Marc: *nods*

*Thor transforms into Loki*

Loki: So how do you think he'll take it when he finds out I'm alive? Was that accurate, is that how he's feeling now?

Jake: ¡pero que mierda !

#moon knight #moonknight #moon knight system #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #loki #thor #marvel crossover #mcu #mcu textpost #marvel text post #moon knight text posts #moon knight text post #moon knight drabble #mcu drabble #moon knight headcanons #loki headcanons #moon knight show #moon boys #moon knight disney+ #moon knight funny #funny moon knigh #moon knight series #moon knight tv #marvel disney+ #incorrect moon knight #incorrect moon knight quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect loki quotes

[scionshtola]

i’m at a meeting rn that is ostensibly about our new electronic records system and am being made to look at a drawing of a flashlight called “the cone of possibilities.” office work is fake i think

#i need a text post tag #this is a 1.5 hour meeting featuring a clip of thor: love and thunder #my worker in a nearby office is also on this meeting with no headphones and it’s driving me crazy #*coworker

[howfarethestars]

one day y’all will have to ask yourselves why you feel the need to create arbitrary lines in the sand to make yourselves feel special about being attracted to objectively attractive men. it used to be simply “my type” vs “your type” but now y’all want to turn it into some kind of theory with broader social implications instead of what it is: a preference. you’re not special because you think dark-haired, skinny men are more attractive than blonde beefy guys. i’m not special because i think blonde beefy guys are more attractive than dark haired skinny ones. it is a preference.

by acting like you’re better-than because of the type of guy you’re into, you’re implying that certain women who find the “default” man attractive are lesser-than, and that’s tiptoeing into misogyny. over a man.

#and that’s probably all i have to say until i think about it some more #and yes it only bothers me this much bc they’re calling it ‘thor vs loki’ #and as a thor fan i take offense #but i think it would bother me either way #ranting #text post #anti tiktok

[another-trans-nerd]

Shuri: omg it’s a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag

Peter, sobbing: am I goated with the sauce?

Shuri: yes

Thor: why isn’t my allspeak working

#or alternatively #Thors alspeak does work and he just spews out vines in response #Thor #peter parker #shuri udaku #marvel #marvel memes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect shuri #incorrect peter parker #incorrect thor quotes #marvel text post

[shewhohangsoutincemeteries]

things in the avengers game that feels straight out of 2012 fanfic:

tony and kamala are currently in a prank war

natasha has taken kamala’s side

so has kate

clint is too, but mostly because if he helps tony, nat will never talk to him again

hulk really wants to help, but clint says he’s not stealthy enough

pretty much no one is on tony’s side except tony.

thor borrows hair ties from natasha

both he and clint are confused by the midguardian obsession with manbuns

tony looks up inspirational quotes sometimes. he is deeply embarrassed by this fact.

tony has rented an apartment in the building clint owns.

t’challa hugs lucky and says he knows he’s really the one in charge.

the avengers used to have wheelie chair races

until tony crashed into cap

clint has a special place somewhere in the helicarrier to go for some peace and quiet now that kate has taken over his quarters.

thor wants to know where it is. not so he can use it, but so he can protect it and make sure clint can always use it without being bothered by anyone

nat seems to threaten to shoot clint whenever he gets on her nerves.

cap can’t cook

cap is so bad at cooking that clint bought him a gift certificate for cooking classes.

which steve very much appreciates after his terrible cooking showed up in kamala’s fanfiction.

clint is an amazing gift giver. he says its because he listens.

tony says its because he’s obviously a secret psychic.

thor loves pineapple on pizza

steve is disgusted by this fact.

#marvel's the avengers #avengers game #square enix avengers #ps4 avengers #ps5 avengers #marvel #tony stark #kamala khan #kate bishop #clint barton #natasha romanoff #steve rogers #thor odinson #t'challa udaku #bruce banner #original post #text

[i-have-no-enemies]

Vinland saga + Tumblr text posts

#vinland saga #anime #funny #meme #memes #season 1 #season 2 #Willibald #thorfinn #Thors #Einar #Askeladd #Vinland saga + text posts #vs

[my-secret-shame]

#loki #loki edit #tom hiddleston #tom hiddleston edit #q #has this been done before? i don't know if i have new thoughts anymore of it they are just recycled #my stupid edit #(affectionate) #loki meme #loki memes #loki text post #loki text posts #loki the dark world #thor the dark world