#Thots

[noxturnalpascal]

Things that a man can do to turn me on:

Call me "baby" in literally any situation, even if there's no pre-established romantic relationship, hell even if we just met.

Be Frankie Morales*

end of list

*required

#francisco morales #i love frankie #all men #except frankie #noxturnalpascal #thots

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Imagine being adult Satoru Gojo's Darling before the JJK 0 and Geto Suguru founds about it. He is confused, you are not a sorcerer, just simple foreigner, not even having a beauty model looks, so why the strongest and arrogant sorcerer having such monkey for lover? He apparently starts to seek information about you and spying on you and Satoru knows and confront his best friend. Some time later, Satoru surprises you and brings home a dark haired handsome man with dark eyes. He says if you help him to relieve some stress, Satoru will be very happy, so be a good girl and take you clothes. Now, being deep balls in you pussy, after eating it out, grabbing you chub and storking you tits, Suguru finally understands why Satoru keeping you, he wanders if his friend don't mind him to use you more times later. As for Satoru, he is watching this show and storking his cock, he wants later to join you to after letting Suguru have some fun ahead.

It's an...unconventional method to show Suguru how appealing and valuable non-sorcerors can be, but hey, if it works it works!

#.jjk #.gojo #.geto #yandere jjk #yandere gojo #yandere geto #plus size darling #thots

[lazywonderlvnd]

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

#tweet #twitter #twitter memes #thots

[fang-wife]

wow what a pretty boy...he would look beautiful writhing in pain and crying in agony

#thots #i felt like this should go here instead of main . haunted

[lipstickontheglass1985]

college student wrapped:

you skipped 40 lectures!

you spent 12 weekends alone in your room!

you handed in 7 assignments overdue! your most delayed assignment took you 2 weeks after the deadline!

you missed your bus 42 times!

you've consumed a total of 100000 mg of caffeine!

your most common sunday evening moods were: scared, desperate and depressed!

on average, you considered dropping out 1,5 times a week!

#making this post at 4am if anyone cant tell #they should hand this to you at the end of semester instead of the grade report or whatever #thots #wrapped 2022 #<- i think its funny enough to tag it properly but i have zero idea what tags to use. sad!

[rafesveryrealgf]

thinking about how i just knooooww rafe doesn’t give a single fuck if people can hear you two banging in his room. it’s the evening and sarah and the pogues all just got back inside from swimming. they’re hot and tired and decide to hang in the living room until they’re cooled off. meanwhile you’re upstairs in rafe’s room, in missionary with your leg thrown over his shoulder and he’s going crazyyy. you actually have respect for the people downstairs so you’re trying to stay quiet (and failing) but honestly, the headboard hitting the wall continuously is proof enough that you’re fucking. rafe is just so uncaring and selfish about it tho. he’s going so hard you’re almost convinced he likes that other people can hear you. sarah is fed up with it (obviously not her first time hearing you guys) so she goes to knock on rafes door. he ignores the first couple of knocks, still thrusting inside of you because he’s determined to make you come. but you can’t even orgasm now knowing there’s people listening. you tell rafe that. rafe can’t have that. so he stops fucking you, throws on some boxers and open his door to find a very annoyed sarah standing there. “everyone can hear you two, you know?” she eventually says and rafe is standing there like…tell me something i don’t already know? your face is hot from embarrassment. rafe finally just says “ok..?” to her. like, now what? and sarah just rolls her eyes and scoffs, eventually stomping away out of defeat. rafe shuts his door and removes his boxers once again. he gets back on the bed and lines himself up with your entrance again. “we have to be quiet, rafe.” you tell him. and he just gives you that cocky little smirk in return. “no, you have to be quiet.” is all he says while sliding his tip between your slit.

soon he’s thrusting into you again like he’d never stopped and like before, you’re trying to suppress your moans and failing miserably

#thots #rafe thots #obx #outerbanks #rafe cameron #rafe x reader #rafecameron #rafe x reader imagines #rafexreader #rafe x you #outerbanks rafe #rafe outer banks #outerbanks smut #rafe cameron blurb #rafe cameron smut #rafe cameron fic #rafe cameron x you

[thottytoks]

#tiktok girls #goonfuel #goon trigger #sophie rain #thots #tiktokthots

[biggirldreaming]

God I love handjobs 😮‍💨 just slowly moving my hand up his thigh, making my way to his crotch while kissing his jaw and down his neck. Cupping his bulge through the pants he’s wearing, giggling as he tenses up and a soft moan leaves his lips, kissing my way to his mouth while palming his cock through the fabric. Pushing my hand in his pants, feeling how hard he’s getting.. ‘awe look at you baby, do you like it when I touch you like this?’ .. taking his pants off, leaving the boxers on, so I can kiss my way down his chest, tummy all the way to the pretty bulge, leaving one tiny kiss on the tip through the fabric before kissing his thighs and making my way back up to his mouth, sitting next to him, with my nails digging lightly in the soft skin of his thighs, dragging them all the way to his hips and just above the waistline of his boxers, watching as his pretty cock twitches.. ‘you’re so cute’.. palming him over the boxers, leaving kisses on his neck, pushing the fabric down so I can spread his leaking precum all over his length, before softly running my finger from the bottom to the tip, grabbing it in my soft hand and moving it up and down, making him whimper and moan .. ‘gosh the sweet sounds you make for me, baby.. so so pretty’ .. moving my hand all the way down to his balls, playing with them before stroking his cock again, faster this time, the stopping for a bit, circling my thumb around his tip, feeling him twitch under my touch as he gets more sensitive.. ‘does that feel good baby? Yea?’ .. playing with his balls some more, leaving wet kisses on his neck and jaw, grabbing his pretty cock again and stroking faster, switching from fast to slow, bringing him to the edge then stopping.. over and over, until he’s a whimpering mess begging to cum .. ‘are you gonna cum for me, my love? Yea? Fuck look at you, you’re so pretty.. can you beg for me? .. such a good boy! You sound so cute .. you gonna cum for me yea? Okay baby… cum for me, make a mess all over your tummy and my hand.. that’s it.. so pretty..’

#had this on my old blog... enjoy 🤭 #I love handjobs okay #my beloved #me and fucking who?! #personal #mine #rambles #nsft #txt #txt post #my txt #thots #thots.txt #nsft txt

[willofred]

leaving the voice cracks in the show is so cute and a very good decision but then the fact that Percy is so young amd the horror™ seeps in so now it’s sobering and horrific

#also that the actor is so young and what that means #I feel like they never leave voice cracks in kids show now so this is wild #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjotv #pjo tv #thots #eta #guess what!!!! #high posting #u can tell from the way this makes no sense

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Laios in my mind would be an obsessive yandere (for monster!reader) mainly which would, ironically enough, make it harder to notice even when he is publicly weird, like asking you to spit to observe it? Typical laios behavior, wants to taste your blood or scabs when you hurt yourself in the dungeons? Weird but on brand, he is constantly around you scribbling in his notebook? You are one of the first sentient monsters he can talk with

I also love the idea of a monster that thinks this is just silly cute and normal behavior for nonmonsters. Like his party must look so confused or weirded out because this is normal human behavior, but not normal in dwarf/elven/halfling culture. But Laios is so funny!

Like I feel like your average sentient monster would have no grasp on moral or ethical behavior, so the idea of something being wrong or creepy wouldn't pop into their head. Sirens sing to drown their victims and eat them, so the idea of murder being wrong doesn't register to them if you called the way they hunted "murder". Similarly I don't think a monster Darling would view Laios as being creepy or obsessive, he's just doing a silly human thing. I mean it makes sense to learn about your prey and predators, so he's being very smart (for a human) in wanting to learn about them.

Or fuck, imagine Monster Darling assuming every non-monster is like Laios because he met them and then brought them back to the party. So to say "hello", Darling offers them their hair, scales, nails, spit, etc. Laios was so happy to receive them, so why are his companions so confused or disgusted???

#.dungeon meshi #.laios #yandere dungeon meshi #yandere laios #monster darling #thots

[muddiedlove]

walk with me, okay?

miguel is a pincher. imagine he’s pounding your pussy in missionary and his hands are everywhere but he always makes sure to tweak your nipples because he knows it gets you there.

“mmmhmm, baby likes it when i tug at your sensitive tits, don’t you?”

you’re so cockdrunk that you can’t even respond. so while his cock is bullying it’s way in and out of your tightening walls he brings on of his hands down to rub strong, devastating circles on your swollen bundle of nerves before he proceeds to roughly pinch your clit.

just to whisper all dangerous and velvety in your ear. “gotta answer me baby or i’m gonna have to stop.” “and you wouldn’t want that right?” faux concern lacing his voice.

and don’t get me started on those fangs…

he very clearly loves how your body reacts to those quick, sharp stings of pain. so when he knows you’re close. he starts modifying his pace, going from a slap-slap-slap to an earth shattering bam-bam rhythm. caging you in between his body and the bed just so he can whisper, sickly sweet, in your ear “this pretty pussy is just made for me huh? taking me so fucking well, i have no choice but to make you mine”

“right, mi alma” he’ll growl as he sinks his fangs into the sensitive area between your neck and shoulder. holding your body tightly as you release an spasm around him. whispering praises and sweet nothings to you while he continues to fuck you through your orgasm.

18+ banner by @cafekitsune

#he’s so fking fine 🫨🥰 #thots #miguel o’hara #miguel o’hara smut #spiderman into the spiderverse #spiderman into the verse #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel ohara smut

[fang-wife]

so fond of when subs get fucked so unapologetically stupid they just start saying sorry. when they don't even really know for what, just big wet puppy eyes and not all that much in their head. drooly and flush and so very weepy. its always when you start condescending to them just to tease them. about not letting them cum and they just get so wide-eyed and hysterical and go im sorry im sorry im sorry please let me cum. even if you fully intend to let them, or already told them they can - they're so out of it they just start begging. so cute. makes me soo <33

#thots #sometimes you have to say no just because they r cute. the laws of the land even #miss my beloved ***

[lipstickontheglass1985]

the kiosk somewhere in podlaskie, poland. shot by grzegorz janoszka

#pl #thots #theres just Something abt it.

[rafesveryrealgf]

fwb!rafe and reader, she’s ready to leave his bed in the morning but he just keeps her enclosed cs he doesn’t want her to leave just yet 😩

“wait, lemme just rub on you for a little more.” 😖😖😖

rafe who doesn’t wanna admit he’s lowkey whipped for you 😭 it’s early early morning and this is the first time you’ve stayed the night at his house and honestly you hadn’t even meant to fall asleep for that long. you’re rolling out of his bed and getting up to find your clothes that had been discarded the night before. all the walking around looking for your clothes makes rafe stir and you’d really like to be gone before he wakes up. but it’s kind of too late and he’s already rubbing the sleep from his eyes and asking you where you’re going. you’ve got your t-shirt and panties on now and you’re still looking for your shorts when you reply “home.” and he’s quickly (almost too quickly) sitting up and telling you “c’mon, just stay a little longer. then i’ll take you home.” and you refuse, telling him you’d rather leave before his family wakes up. to which he only replies “i’ll make sure you’re gone before anyone wakes up.” and although you know it’s a terrible idea for so many reasons you’re still removing your shirt and getting back under the covers with a naked rafe. and when thirty minutes go by and rafe has fallen asleep again, one of his arms now thrown over your stomach to ensure you wouldn’t leave while he was sleeping you’re still trying to roll out of the bed without waking rafe and failing terribly because he wakes up, says nothing just pulling you tighter towards his chest

#wooshhh #thots #rafe thots #outerbanks #obx #rafe cameron #rafe x reader #rafecameron #rafe x reader imagines #rafexreader #rafe x you #rafe imagine #drew starkey

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

Thots of Matt eating reader out after she just shaved??🤭

love the way you think🫠

wrote this late last night, so not sure if all coherent - maybe just rambling brain rot. too lazy to edit it rn

matt murdock x fem!reader, mdni (18+ only!!)

aaaa so okay SO!!1

firstly I gotta say, and I quote forever and always, matt is a pussy eating fiend !! he don't care what you got, he's gonna eat. got a 70's bush? he's gonna chow down. haven't had time to clean yourself up beforehand? again, he's gonna gobble you up. he may have a preference (bc of his senses etc) - but he doesn't let that be known

BUT?? there's something just so addictive about eating you out after you just shaved, when you're all soft and smooth and silky - folds and pubic bone velvety to the touch and free of hair

I feel like it would be even more satisfying and enjoyable for him than usual, and he may even forget about getting you off. like the way your soft folds feel when he sucks them into his mouth, or simply just how good your pussy feels on his tongue

he would take all the time just leisurely licking you out, soft, pleased groans and moans muffling between your thighs - fingers digging into that crease, holding you still to his face. he'd be slow and teasing with it, changing things up without realising - unintentionally edging you. one minute, his tongue would be curled up into your pussy, tongue barely poking inside of you. the other he's on your clit, flicking over it. the next, he's sucking on it. the time after that, licking faint stripes up your slit

he also pays attention to other parts of your body without acknowledging it. maybe he trails kisses between your very inner thighs, spreading soft, open-mouth kisses over your heated skin - giving your poor, sensitive pussy a small time-out. his hands comfortingly stroking down your sides as if to reinforce his love for you

he also def reaches up to cup your tits when he eats you out, just saying ! just him extending his hands up to knead and squeeze them, as if to ground himself from his almost painful hard-on.. WHICH he has most definitely rubbed against the mattress a few times

more thots bc I can't help myself. but he doesn't let you get away, no matter how much you protest and push his head away - all you need to say is that small little word and it will immediately seize his movements. but you won't say it bc you don't actually want him to stop.. and he knows that 

maybe he likes it when you get just shy of overstimulation, when you're moments away from tapping out. when you crush his head with your spasming thighs, or when you make those strangled and choked moans, or when you're just twitching and jolting against his face, or when your grip in his hair tightens, or when you shimmy up the bed, or when your cry half of his name in a breathy whine, or when you cream on his tongue 

lastly, mr. matt murdock isn't about waste around here, so he never wastes a drop !! !! drinks you all up !! EVERYTHING !! since he can't see the messy state of your pussy after, instead, he runs his first two fingers over you - feeling the slippery and soft and puffy, soaked folds coated in spit and arousal. smearing everything around with A COCKY GRIN SLAPPED ON HIS FACE - feeling the literal mess he made of you

also also, he snogs you after to make you taste yourself 🫨

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#ask #matt murdock smut #matt murdock x reader #matt murdock x fem!reader #matt murdock #matt murdock headcanon #daredevil #thots