#Thranduil quotes

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

elrond sipping his tea: how nice of you to join me for breakfast, thranduil. it’s certainly been a while hasn’t it. you remember bilbo, the hobbit from like seventy years ago? he has a kid now. i know you would just love frodo

thranduil:

thranduil: elrond, where’s my son

#love elrond sending thranduil’s son off without a word of warning #the fellowship of the ring #lotr memes #tolkien #lotr #the lord of the rings #lotr fandom #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #hobbit shitpost #elrond #thranduil #bilbo baggins #frodo baggins

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Ngl, obsessed with the idea that the questers know that legolas is, if not thousands of years, then centuries old, but it not regestering until he mentions having met their ancestor or a historical figure to them. It doesn’t help that legolas looks like a teenager.

Just like that scene with eowyn realizing aragorn is a legit grandpa but with legolas and the rest of the walkers instead.

Legolas: i never had the pleasure of having a conversation with the man, but from the brief glimpses of (insert boromir’s ancestor from 1000 years ago here) that i saw, he was an honorable man.

Boromir, bluescreening: yes, he was known as quite the chivalrous man. But for you to have met him you must be at least a thousand years old!

Legolas: *clicks tongue and doesn’t say anything with an amused smile*

Aragorn, who has gone through all these emotions already: older.

Gimli: Older?? Are you telling me that this beardless, pointy elf with a face of a teenager is, what? 2000?

Aragorn: more.

Gimli: MORE???

Merry: if he is close to 3000 years than he was probably born around the last war for the ring!

Legolas, enjoying this all immensely: i was old enough to fight in it actually.

Pippin: alright, so legolas is 3000 and a few centuries. That’s a lot older than i thought to be honest. He looked like the youngest elf in rivendale.

Legolas: i’m 4000, actually.

Gimli: GODDAMN IT! I knew we shouldn’t trust these babyfaced point ears! You can’t even tell their age!

Legolas: if it makes you feel better, other elves also have a hard time discerning the age of silvans. They’ve routinely thought of mine to be millenia younger that we actually are.

Boromir, having an existential crisis: what the fuck

#lord of the rings #lotr #silmarillion #the hobbit #lotr elves #thranduil #legolas #mirkwood #silvans #greenwood the great #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #the 9 walkers #the three hunters #legolas’s age #merry and pippin #gimli son of gloin #boromir #aragorn

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Thranduil: Careful, Oakenshield. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. Thorin: It’s courageous of you to imply that I would ever like you at all.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #the hobbit #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #thorin #thorin oakenshield #thranduil #mirkwood

[nihilizzzm]

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 3, i do not intend to stop

*three hunters at night*

Legolas: i love you Gimli

Gimli: yeah, i love you too

*silence*

Legolas: we both love you as well, Estel

Aragorn: thanks, i was starting to feel left out

— — — —

Bard: you know, i wish you would just admit that you made a mistake

Thranduil, stirring his coffee with passion: i PREFERE it with salt

— — — —

Pippin, excited: hey Boromir, we made you a friendship bracelet!

Merry, also excited: *showing boromir a very ugly, yet made with love bracelet*

Boromir: Yeah, you know… i’m not really jewellery person…

Pippin: oh… it’s okay…

Merry: it’s fine, you don’t have to wear it…

Boromir: No. I’m gonna wear it forever, back off.

— — — —

Legolas: whoops-

Aragorn: whoops? WHOOPS? We are far past the ‘whoops’ situation! ‘Whoops’ is but a distant speck in the review mirror! We are firmly in the ‘oh fuck’ territory and i expect you to ACT LIKE IT!!

#lotr #boromir #aragorn #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #legolas #lotr incorrect quotes #gimli son of gloin #legolas x gimli #gigolas #legolas greenleaf #thranduil #bard the bowman #barduil #merry and pippin #pippin took #meriadoc brandybuck #merry brandybuck #i have no life #i have lotr #as always i found it somewhere i am not that clever #it was different fandom tho #so yeah #don’t come for me pls

[manmadedonut]

Bilbo: I... did a bad thing..

Thorin worried, not even thinking what it could be: What ever is it my love?

-

Bard: I did a bad thing.

Thranduil: Does it involve me?

Bard: No.

Thranduil: Then suffer in silence.

#lotr #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #barduil #bard #thranduil #the hobbit incorrect quotes #lotr incorrect quotes #lord of the rings incorrect quotes

[thranduilswifesblog]

Thranduil : "I'm just curious, do you think with our advanced healing, we could actually drink bleach?"

Celeborn : ....

Legolas : ...

Glorfindel : "well... There's only one way to find-"

Elrond, spraying them all with water : "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

#the hobbit #the lord of the rings #rings of power #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #elrond #incorrect silmarillion quotes #hugoweaving #tolkien #robert aramayo #incorrect hobbit quotes #incorrect rings of power #glorfindel #thranduil #lee pace #legolas #celeborn #orlando bloom

[7soulstars]

My Incorrect Universe #96

*before courting Thranduil*

Me: *trips on the ground*

Thranduil, scoffing and in a mocking tone : haha, how clumsy, could you be any more foolish?

*later when no one is around*

Thranduil : *stomping the ground* who do you think you are?? WHO IN EVER LOVING VALAR DO YOU-

--Few years later--

Thorin: I can’t believe you talked to Thranduil without getting so much as a glare! Most people can’t even look in his general direction without some kind of threat.

Me: I mean, it would be a little weird if he did. We are engaged after all......

Thorin, who thought he had a chance: “....YOU’RE WHAT?!”

Legolas,a rogue Gimli tucked under his arm pit: YOU'RE WHAT ?!

Haldir and Lindir, from behind the trees: YOU ARE WHAT ??!

Elrond: YOU'RE WHAT ?!

Me: why are YOU shocked?? You watched him propose to me??

Elrond, recalling himself screaming as he witnessed Thranduil get on one knee that day: I'm still recovering from the trauma-

*Legolas still trying to process what I just announced*:

#no one had ever heard elrond scream untill that day #thranduil 1 thorin 0 #i bet Thranduil laughed on Thorin's face at the wedding #my incorrect universe #mirkwood elves #my incorrect quotes #the hobbit #lord of the rings #thranduil oropherion #thranduil x reader #thranduil x you #thorin durin #legolas greenleaf #lotr legolas #elrond #rivendell elves #rivendell #lotr incorrect quotes #lotr elves #haldir of lorien #lindir #haldir #hobbit incorrect quotes #thranduil x y/n #thranduil #legolas

[triple-asstro]

Thorin’s Wife, picking Thranduil’s Wife’s dresses: do you or do you not feel bonita?

Thranduil’s Wife, wearing one: … I feel bonita

Thorin’s Wife: Wonderful, because you look bonita!

#incorrect quotes #the hobbit #thorin x reader #thranduil x reader #thranduil #thorin #the hobbit headcanons #bonita

[radjerda]

So, I did some Rivendell-based incorrect quotes doodles a while back. Presenting:

Thranduil is in town for a visit and Glorfindel happens to be showing him around.

Erestor will find a way to make an overworked Elrond listen to his advice.

A semi-newly returned Glorfindel gets ready for his day.

#As for why Glorfindel wants to know how petty he can be to Thranduil? Not sure on that one #If anyone would like to propose an answer I would love to hear it! #I like to think I'm funny with these - it all started with doodle 3 because I couldn't not draw Glorfindel with that incorrect quote #And then it spiraled from there. I did mean to do more but I haven't gotten around to it yet #Lord of the Rings #lotr #lotr incorrect quotes #Elrond #Elrond Peredhel #Glorfindel #Glorfindel of the Golden Flower #Thranduil #Erestor #Rivendell #Imladris #Tolkien #radj draws #radj doodles

[aotearoa20]

first trip to dipolmatic trip to Mirkwood

Aragorn: When I woke up this morning, I had a feeling something terrible was going to happen and also that essentially, deep down, I’m quite an evil person.

Thranduil: It’s called a hangover, little king, you're doing fine

#aragron #Thranduil #incorrect tolkien quotes #tolkien #lord of the rings

[thefuckkyoulookingat]

LOTR and The Hobbit incorrect quotes

Legolas: you kissed my father?

(y/n): in my defense it was very dark and he's very hot

#thranduil oropherion #thranduil #thranduil x reader #the hobbit #tolkien #lord of the rings #legolas x reader #legolas #incorrect quotes

[meteors-lotr]

Bard: I need relationship advice

Elrond: Break up

Bard: At least listen to me first

#Elrond thinks Thran is a dumb bitch and Bard deserves better #OH FUCK NOW I SHIP THAT #Bardrond #That’s the ship name :D #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #bard the bowman #lord elrond #Thranduil #Barduil

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

What most elves thinks it’s like talking to the trees:

Silvan: mighty oak tree, is there some trouble of which you would like to warn us?

Tree: no, my kind silvan. There is no darkness of which that can cause you harm.

What a silvan talking to a tree is actually like:

Legolas, cackling, landing on a tree branch: babe, you’ll never believe what happened!

Tree, lighting up and shaking their leaves: Legolas, my good bitch! I got news!

#lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #thranduil #legolas #mirkwood #greenwood the great #silvans #talking to trees #trees are gossips and the silvans regularly have bitch sessions with them #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #oropher

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Do ya’ll ever think Hyrule was never invaded specifically BECAUSE it’s getting invaded by Demons every five minutes? Like, a foreign power takes one look at Ganondorf stomping through the country and they’re just like “nah thanks”, and turn their army around like Thranduil in the first Hobbit movie?

#incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #smash bros #incorrect quotes #Ganondorf #Thranduil #Legend of Zelda #headcanon #thought #idea

[nihilizzzm]

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 4, ft. gondor brothers, merry and pippin and some elves

Boromir: father didn’t raise a quitter!

Faramir: he also didn’t raise a winner

Faramir: honestly i don’t think he really raised anyone

— — — —

Legolas: sorry i’m late, i was doing stuff…

Gimli: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS!

— — — —

Faramir: the sign says ‘do not touch’, Boromir…

Boromir, taking off the sign: well not anymore

also

Pippin: the sign says ‘do not touch’, Merry…

Merry, taking off the sign: well not anymore!!!!

— — — —

Thranduil: thanks for agreeing to see me

Elrond: i didn’t, you just walked in and started talking…

Thranduil: yeah yeah i don’t have time for history lesson

#lotr #boromir #aragorn #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #legolas #lotr incorrect quotes #faramir #thranduil #elrond #gigolas #legolas x gimli #merry brandybuck #merry and pippin #pippin took #i am sleep deprived #and caffeine driven #the hobbit #the hobbit incorrect quotes

[morningnoodles]

tauriel: i do not think you would allow your son to pledge himself to a lowly silvan elf.

thranduil: no, you are right. i do not.

also legolas: *pledges himself to a dwarf*

#comic idea probably #the hobbit #thranduil #tauriel #gigolas #the hobbit quotes