headcanons | england national team
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a/n: act three; england! this took longer than i expected, my bad ab that! as usual, lmk if u want specific players! i also added emile smith rowe in this bc it's ab time gareth southgate advances him to first team again why not. enjoy 🏴!
synopsis: headcanons of the 3lions during the world cup 🏆
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jack grealish
u and jack get along so well
when u first met him, u initially thought otherwise
he likes to party
u like to party
it's just a match made in heaven basically
sometimes jack's brummie accent is a little bit hard to understand
but ur grateful that even when u tell him that
he would simplify his accent to make it more understandable for u
besides checking on his gf hours before the game
he'd check on u as well
he'd always ask if ur feeling comfortable
always offers bottles of water bc they were given a huge carton to deal w
this man is such a sweetheart
phil foden
i wanna say foden is ur best friend in the 3lions
but i dont wanna jinx it
u and ronnie actually get along so well
and u were one of the first people (besides all the man city guys) to meet his newest daughter, true
"true foden... that's what she is" u once told phil w tears in ur eyes
damn u and ur baby fever
when phil scored his first world cup goal
u would be lying if there weren't tears in ur eyes
this man...
he loves his country so much
and u know exactly how much
so for him to be able to score that goal
was such a magical experience
not only for phil, but for u as well
funny guy, man
john stones
what can i truly say ab our barnsley beckenbauer
HE IS THE COOLEST FRIEND U CAN EVER FIND
he'd be down to do anything w u
and by anything
i mean ANYTHING
whether it be get drunk
try to score the lottery
get a tattoo/piercing
expect johnny stones to say yes to that
i honestly think it'd be really fun to be friends w john
bukayo saka
trust me when i say
u were one of the first people that b approached
for saka's spelling school
he told you to spell 'veterinarian' and u aced it
trent, jack and emile were nothing short of SHELLSHOCKED when u spelled it correctly
"i can't believe u aced that!"
"do u guys really think i'm that stupid?!"
and jack goes "YES! that's why ur friends w us!"
to u, b is hilarious
u love when he laughs
he just has that serotonin-inducing laugh
harry kane
like he is to the rest of the boys
harry is like a father figure to u
u have a problem w something
go to harry
exams bothering u
talk to harry
ur just bored and wanna stock up some dad jokes for the future
harry has them
harry's just
that guy
that dad guy
there is absolutely nothing else i can say
jude bellingham
hailing from birmingham
i could only assume this guy's got a lot of town inside jokes
u don't understand ANY of them
him and trent are the duo around here
so sometimes whenever he'd invite u for dinner
he'd invite trent along so it doesn't feel like a date
although u could easily go on a date w him and he wouldn't say anything
u and jude would have some nights where u would switch snacks w each other
u got to try jude's childhood snacks and he got to try ur childhood snacks
u and jude just loved having bonding sessions
it's a staple everytime u both hang out together
declan rice
RICE RICE BABY~~
u would be lying if u told me that song isn't stuck in ur head 24/7
but trust me, it'd be stuck in dec's head too
it would be u, mason and declan running around hopping bars all the time
to the point where some of the guys would get a little jealous bc of how close u, mase and dec got throughout the world cup
best believe rice rice baby is playing in the background everytime the three of u hang out together
"this is our song now" dec once said
dec loves to laugh
and u love making him laugh
match made in heaven
mason mount
u spend so much time w dec that sometimes mase gets a little bit jealous
so now u spend 3 days w mase
3 days w dec
and 1 day w the both of them
mason's a fast food enthusiast
and since u are always travelling w the england squad
u and mase would explore the cities and look for fast food outlets on his off days
mase would usually scarf down a burger
u also would if ur feeling extra hungry
why are u guys just the ultimate duo ever! i'm jealous...
emile smith rowe
i just know emile's personality is somewhat similar to mase
they vibe so damn well together
but if u were there, emile would go 10x crazier that he usually is
leos are supposed to be very difficult people
but emile is the most outgoing, easy person to be around and be friends w
he'd say yes to literally anything
trust when i say anything
i mean anything
he's the type to invite u to a game at the emirates
and then when he sees u run up to him after the game
he'd act all surprised
"omg you came?!! you love me so much!"
"omg shut up, you literally asked me to come!"
i love this guy sm
underrated player and what a lad
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What I think the England NT players would be like on a night out together…
lol as i’m writing this england are getting beat 1-0 against italy xxxxx
jordan henderson
one of the dads. his partying days are long gone, you won’t catch him getting mortal. he’ll have a few pints but will leave it at that - he doesn’t want to disappoint the missus. you’ll find jordan in the corner of the pub/club with harry maguire and harry kane (the other dads) observing the rest of the lads and making sure they don’t get into too much trouble.
harry kane
harry is the head dad so he sticks to soda water or pepsi instead of alcohol. he’ll be the one to wrap things up at the end of the night and make sure everyone gets home safely. he’d probably be the only sober one out of all the lads tbf.
harry maguire
the final dad. big hazza would have one or two pints and would sip them slowly so that they last. you wouldn’t find him on the dance floor as the only dance move i reckon he’d be able to master would be the shuffle. he’d definitely message his wife with hourly updates and send her photos of his half finished pint captioned with the ‘👍🏻’ emoji to show that he was being sensible.
jack grealish
does. not. know. his. limit. jack would definitely be the most shitfaced out of the group. he’d be throwing back shots like it’s water and then he’d encourage everyone around him to join him. he’d end up with a killer hangover in the morning but would have absolutely no regrets and would be out the following weekend doing it all over again.
mason mount
mason basically just acts more and more like a child the more drunk he gets. 100% takes over the dance floor with dec causing the rest of the group to laugh and shake their heads. is always up for doing shots even though he knows he shouldn’t. is most likely to be the one throwing up in the toilets.
declan rice
mason 2.0 except maybe worse. dec sober is chaotic so imagine him drunk😭 absolutely tears up the dance floor and demands that ‘ice ice baby’ is played every two minutes. his go to dance move is doing knee slides across the floor like a kid at a school disco.
ben chilwell
loves the sesh. is the type of drunk to lose his phone on a night out and not realise until the morning after. doesn’t dance but loves a good sing along. will most likely be sorting his hair out in the toilet mirror whilst mason throws up.
kyle walker
everyone avoids him bc when kyle gets drunk he just talks utter shit. like way more than usual. if he manages to rope anyone into conversation he’ll just waffle on about literally anything and ask stupid philosophical questions like ‘what is the meaning of life?‘ or ‘do you think we live in a simulation?’
john stones
john gets more merry than drunk if that makes sense. basically, he drinks more than the dads but doesn’t drink as much as jack, mason and the young lads. he tends to avoid the dance floor however if valerie by amy winehouse comes on he’s up in a flash dragging kyle with him.
jordan pickford
pickford’s definitely a bit of a moody arse until he’s loosened up and had a few drinks. i think he’d be a bit like john, not too drunk but definitely not sober. when he’s had a drink i reckon jordan would make conversation with anyone, he seems like he’d be a good laugh. if he does get really drunk he’d be in the middle of the dance floor requesting hardcore drill songs.
phil foden
phil would definitely get ID’d multiple times throughout the night. he’d end up having to get the other lads to buy his drinks for him just to save the hassle of explaining his age. jack would definitely take the piss out of him for it, i can imagine him saying something like ‘awww is ickle phil too young to drink?’.
trent alexander arnold
sticks with the dads. you won’t get him on the dance floor but he does try to persuade hendo to have a little dance. trent doesn’t look like he’d drink beer so i reckon he’d drink lager or cider instead. or maybe gin idk. he’d convince the DJ to play dua lipa and then - only then - would he have a sing along.
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